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*shatters*

>> No.13516515
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13516515

*rips*

>> No.13516516

Objectively the worst way to eat tacos.

>> No.13516520

>>13516515
Not if you cook them. Why the fuck don't white people cook their god damn corn tortillas. Even the store bought ones need to be cooked on a skillet. You can't eat them straight out of the pack, and you can't microwave them. If you're too lazy to cook them on a skillet then just buy flour tortillas.

>> No.13516521

>>13516515
>his tortillas are not strong

>> No.13516524

>>13516520
>>13516521
*corn tortilla rips*

>> No.13516534

>>13516524
>Not if you cook them.

>> No.13516535

>>13516534
*cooked corn tortilla rips*

>> No.13516536
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>>13516500
>>13516515
**slams into lousy thread**

>> No.13516538

>>13516536
*baby tortilla rips*

>> No.13516547
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>>13516500
*soggy mess unless consumed in 3 minutes*

>> No.13516557
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13516557

So glad I'm an Argentinian bvll and I get to eat a delicacy like empanadas and not its bootleg version, namely tacos. Anyway, tacos? More like cuckos lmfao.

>> No.13516560

>>13516557
*empanada cracks*

>> No.13516567
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>>13516547
Try to drain your ground beef properly, and layer the damned things, sauce does not go on the bottom. There's no reason they should be sogging apart quickly.

>> No.13516572

>>13516535
>sobbingmexisõyjack.jpg
N-NOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.13516575

>>13516572
More like too cooky.

>> No.13516579

>>13516500
I like a good soft street taco as much as the next guy, but every once in a while I want the American-as-fuck hard tacos. Ground beef, McCormick taco seasoning, kidney beans, cheddar cheese, salsa, and stand-and-stuff shells. Sometimes you want that nostalgic "mom learned about tacos in the late-1970s" crunch.

>> No.13516594
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>>13516567
Please teach me to drain my beef properly Senpai!

>> No.13516599

>>13516594
*ground beef drains*

>> No.13516611

>>13516515
They don't rip

>> No.13516613

>>13516611
They rip and tear.

>> No.13516615
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13516615

I must be more skilled at eating than most. By 20 percent at the very least, because I can eat this with no problem.

This is one I ate, this was the very last bite. As you can see, no mess.

>> No.13516616
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>>13516594
Rather than using a colander which usually has a lot of space in between the holes so the beef maintains a ton of grease, I love to simply rest a strainer over a pot while I do other things, give it a good shake. Don't squeeze unless you want the meat to be dry.

>> No.13516637

>>13516613
Only store corn tortillas. All the corn, flour and pita tortillas i've tried from Mexico have never ripped

>> No.13516639

>>13516637
Your bowels ripped.

>> No.13516644

>>13516616
I've never used a colander to drain my browned ground beef. I just hold the beef back with a spatula and drain the grease into a bowl with a folded paper towel in it. Toss the towel in the garbage, wash the bowl, done.

>> No.13516648

>>13516639
Nope.

>> No.13516671

>>13516520
That ain't how Mexicans do it bro

>> No.13516687

>>13516644
>I just hold the beef back with a spatula and drain the grease into a bowl with a folded paper towel in it. Toss the towel in the garbage, wash the bowl, done.
And you never thought half-assing things could be the issue?

>> No.13516694

Bread peaked with the invention of Naan

>> No.13516725

>>13516671
wut, the proper way to do it is on skillet. Only If i'm feeling hyper lazy do I just microwave them

>> No.13516737

>>13516648
*bowel tortilla rips*

>> No.13516790

>>13516520
>Why the fuck don't white people
Stop. Just stop, because you ruined your post right there. Who are these "white people"? Nothing but a new age bogeyman. People might agree with you, but that doesn't make you right. It makes you ignorant,

>> No.13516791

>>13516737
nope

>> No.13516845
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>>13516557
>delicacy like empanadas and not its bootleg version

but empanadas are just bootleg pasties m8

>> No.13516849

>>13516500
That filename
Kek

>> No.13516869

>>13516791
*nope tortilla rips*

>> No.13516883

>>13516515
>coats it in beans

>>13516500
>wraps it around the hard shell

>now the 2 have formed an un-ripable, un-shatterable bond

>> No.13516886

>>13516883
*corn tortilla rips*

>> No.13516887

>>13516520
dumbass

>> No.13516898

>>13516886
it can't once its attached to the hard shell, unless you actively try to do it.

>> No.13516904

>>13516898
*corn tortilla rips*
*corn tortilla chips*
*corn tortilla slips*

>> No.13516980

I didn't know that you could get non-crispy tacos until I visited /ck/.
t. white person in Europe who has never seen an IRL Mexican

>> No.13517017

>>13516980
Soft tacos are fairly popular in the US.
When I go to a taco joint I notice that maybe 20-30% of people getting tacos get soft tacos.

>> No.13517020

>>13516869
nah

>> No.13517022

>>13517020
*nah tortilla tears*

>> No.13517195

>>13516845
pasties are just small bootleg pies

>> No.13517238

>>13517022
no

>> No.13517253

>>13516557
>I'm so glad I'm a third worlder

>> No.13517303
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>>13516500
>>13516515
Honkey please

>> No.13517313

>>13516671
Yes it is lmao

>> No.13517329

>>13516579
>no black olives

>> No.13517556

>>13517303
jack in the crack tacos NEVER look that good

>> No.13517636

>>13517238
*no tortilla rips*
>except this one

>> No.13517929
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uhh guys? the taco shell is MEANT to be snapped in half and used as a shovel. Makes the meal so much more enjoyable.

>> No.13517952

>>13516613

huge guts

>> No.13517962

>>13516737

Colon is now a semi-colon

>> No.13517967

>>13517962
Heh-heh, hey Tone you hear what I said?

>> No.13517977

>>13517303
>posting the worst tacos on the planet
what did he mean by this?

>> No.13518066

>>13516500
gringo shit

They're still okay sometimes and the flat bottom ones are better. Also you can make those yourselves in the oven, just put the flat tortilla on the oven rack with the ends hanging down through the slots at about 325 for a few minutes.

>> No.13518319

>>13516790
>"nothing but a new age boogeyman"
anon doesn't believe in white people

>> No.13518372
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These shatter less and provide the same texture.
As a bonus you can use them to make big nachos.

>> No.13518386

>>13518372
these are sold at walmart you gay white fag boy kid

>> No.13518415

>>13516520
Native American here.
I refuse to eat your garbage food and take part in your garbage culture.
Why the fuck do you assholes have shitty food.

>> No.13518542

>>13518415
Hey-ah Ho-ah heap big faggot.

>> No.13518562

>>13518415
As if there is such thing as "native americans." Gtfo of here, Spaniard indian.

>> No.13519091

>>13517303
Never buy tacos from a burger place. Never buy burgers from a taco place. If you do, you're a honkey. I made the mistake of buying tacos at Burger King. It was full of the most putrid bile I ever did eat.

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>>13516521
my tortillas are fucking ripped

>> No.13519271

>>13519091
Sounds like you don't know the glory of a greasy ass jack in the box taco at 4 am on your way to work a 12 hour event. And for that i'm sorry for you.

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Flat is the way to go.

>> No.13519328

>>13518319
white people don't exist, it something the Jews made up...

>> No.13519390

>>13519091
Thats because they put the loose meat and near expired meat in the tacos. Wendys does the same thing with their chili.

>> No.13519427

>>13516500
>>13516500
these are not tortillas. they are made like chips, its different, more crumbly. a real tortilla for a taco is chewy with some harder patches, bu doesnt crumble the same way. you fry a pure corn tortilla in hot oil, fold in half after one side is cooked, finish, drain. prepackaged shells are so white its not funny

>> No.13519432

>>13517556
Exactly. And those dont even look good, kek

>> No.13520126

>>13518415
What the fuck are you using a computer than shitskin?

>> No.13520132

>>13520126
why do wh*te gamer incels feel entitled to take credit for the invention of computers and shit like that? is this your parent's fault or were you radicalized by 4chan?

>> No.13520225

>>13517556
Jack tacos look like a used coffee filter folded in half.

>> No.13520254
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What's the best way to do pollo tacos?

>> No.13520528

This is the true way, i hand make tortilla from masa in a oress, cook and then smear with refried beans and sour cream and wrap the whole thing in a protective sheath, also though i leaned how to eat a taco and not spill shit all over the place like fucking moron kys

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>>13518386
Visiting a Walmart is the same thing as being in Mexico.