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If you drink a 12 pack of beer every day for a month, and keep your job, you get a million dollars. What's your strategy?

>> No.13513597

>>13513594
I have 4 weeks vacation time stored.

>> No.13513599

>>13513594
Collect the million dollars.

>> No.13513606

>>13513594
take the month off, get drunk every day for a month, collect the million, go back to work

>> No.13513607

continue doing what i always do but drink a couple more every day

>> No.13513613

>>13513594
>

>> No.13513617

>>13513594
Is this some kind of data mining thread? This reminds of that cicis giant pizza challenge that is literally just a large pizza and you can use two people

>> No.13513623

>>13513594
haha imagine drinking a 12 pack every day for a month guys isn't that silly I mean what kind of a person would even do that lol

>> No.13513624

>>13513623
This kek

>> No.13513626
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>>13513623

>> No.13513627

>>13513594
I already do this, and I still have my job. In fact just got promoted the other day to assistant fry cook. Comes with a 10 cent raise. Supper hyped about it. Wish me luck lads.

>> No.13513628

Bruh I've been binge drinking for 15 years I think I could manage a measly 12 pack a day for a month

>> No.13513629

>>13513594
Fake short-term disability. Get blackout blasted nightly, plus drink the beer.

>> No.13513630

>>13513594
My dad goes through a case of 30 a day. Hasnt missed a day of work ever. Thats the power of strong polish genes.

>> No.13513633

>>13513623
exactly, where the fuck do you think you are OP. Someone post the guy at the computer

>> No.13513634

>>13513627
This post is just sad.

>> No.13513636

>>13513630
Imagine how many times he takes a piss each day, his dick is gonna be like a worn out garden hose from all that throughput

>> No.13513638

>>13513627
>promoted to assistant fry cook with 10 cent raise

Heh, keep on keeping on friend..

>> No.13513639

i did this for the last 2 years
i'm taking a break from it now to lose some weight

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>>13513594
Drink pabst and ill be fine, may as well be water.

>> No.13513650

>>13513594
Basically what I do now except with more beer
I work third shift so I'd just down a 12 pack after work with some breakfast and pass out

>> No.13513659

>>13513627
I choose to believe this post

>> No.13513671

>>13513594
I'd just drink it in secret while I'm actually at work, then use my time off to recover

>> No.13513674

>>13513671
Based and eventually fired pilled

>> No.13513685

Drink the 12 pack all at once, as soon as you get home from work. Be sober again by the time your next shift starts. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Alternatively, space out the 12 pack over the whole day, so that you never actually get drunk. Like half a beer every hour. Mix it with your normal drinks, like coffee or whatever.

Those are the two main strategies i can think of...

>> No.13513693

>>13513594
Drink a couple fewer beers every day for a month I guess.

>> No.13513713

>>13513685
OP never specified the alcohol % of the beer. You could get the lowest available and never get beyond a slight buzz.

>> No.13513716

>>13513594

i drink 4-10 beers at work every day. this is no problem.

>> No.13513719

>>13513713

>trying to not get drunk
lol wut

>> No.13513729

>>13513594
Oh, cool bro! I saw that post too on reddit! Upvoted!

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>>13513594
>What's your strategy?
be good at excel. cheap scotch is my daily driver tho

>> No.13513741

>>13513729
>going on reddit
Eat a rope kid

>> No.13513744

>>13513594
That sounds awful unless you’re already prepped from alcoholism, but i’d probably just wait until after work and down as many as fucking possible. Beer doesn’t usually give you the worst hangover so i’d just get some low percentage shit.

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13513748

If you drink two handles of cheap vodka every day for a month, and keep your job, you get a million dollars. What's your strategy?

>> No.13513754

>>13513748
That’s pure hell and I don’t think any normal human being could actually survive something like that unless the job was literally to sit on your ass at home to begin with

>> No.13513758

>>13513716
Where do you work? Not one of those each startups that keep beer in the fridge

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>>13513623

>> No.13513763

>>13513636
Haha it’d be really funny if he had any pictures haha

>> No.13513769

>>13513594
I'd just make up the difference with whiskey.

>> No.13513777

>>13513748
Tell my boss that he’ll get a 50k bonus at the end of the month if he lets me come in wasted. Then I get the money and don’t pay him

>> No.13513781

>>13513748
Make it one and I'm in

>> No.13513832

>>13513762
Beats by Pépé

>> No.13513928

>>13513777
Holy based

>> No.13513934

>>13513636
What the hell man that’s my Pop

>> No.13513989

>>13513594
Since the beer isn't specified, drink a refreshing ultra light variety to make it easier.

>> No.13513990
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>>13513623

>> No.13514054

>>13513594
just cut back on my drinking a little

>> No.13514057

>>13513594
Falls City Classic Pilsner

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>boohoo loadsa bier
2 in the morning
2 at lunch
1 on the way home
7 over the course of 5 hours
I cant believe a grown man would need to cheat this with .5% NA beer or even second think it. If you have any tolerance this would just be a pretty cool month

>> No.13514213

>>13513630
Does he just not care about health?

>> No.13514217

>>13513594
So, my normal routine.

>> No.13514228

>>13513594
Just hand me the million, I'll buy you a beer

>> No.13514232

>>13513594
I could drink ten 12 packs of beer every day for six months and after that I'll still be a neet, or dead.

>> No.13514233

>>13513623
y-yeah haha what a subhuman

>> No.13514240

>>13513748
I wouldn't do it. I'd fear for my health

>> No.13514254

>>13514201
You wouldn't even need to do it if you're any kind of drinker, but if you literally started once you woke up and limited it to one every 90 minutes you'd easily make it and still have an extra hour or two of sleep to cushion it.

You wouldn't even be drunk at any point if you spaced it right.

>> No.13514300

>>13513594
Start figuring out how to taper back from my 24 pack a day habit

>> No.13514308

>>13514232
Wow, very enlightening anon

>> No.13514314

Drink a few less a day?

>> No.13514315
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>>13513594
>tfw job is most driving
I'm right fugged, boys.

>> No.13514411

>>13513594
drink less than normal.. collect million.

>> No.13514419

I already do this. There's no strategy. Just stop by one of 3 beer spots on your way home from work, drink 4 beers, pick the kids up from daycare, drink 4 more cooking dinner and 4 after the kids go to sleep.

Bed by 10 and you wake up at 6 to repeat. This is my life for the foreseeable future.

>> No.13514469

>>13513594
Don't have a job basically get a free million dollars
or get someone to hire me for 1 cent a month for 1 month and ill give em a 1k bucks for it

>> No.13514474

>>13513594
that's a beer every two hours, not exactly hard.

>> No.13514480

>>13513594
try to get a sick leave for a month and if i cant get as long as i can and add the days off i have left
easy

>> No.13514485

>>13514419
Nah, within a few months you won't have to pick the kids up from school anymore.

>> No.13514494

>>13513594
Go to work. Come home. Drink 12 pack and eat nutritious dinner. Drink water and take vitamins to prevent dehydration issues. Go to bed. Repeat.

>> No.13514503

>>13514485
Day care not school.

Reading comprehension my man.

>> No.13514506

>>13514503
OMG that changes everything.

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>>13513623
For me, it's a classy six pack of Hamm's pints. Every day.

>> No.13514626

>>13513594
balmers peak will adjust after a few days. if everything goes south i take unpaid vacation for the rest of the month. my boss can't code so he can't tell if i was drunkcoding

>> No.13514664

>>13513594
i actually like the idea of reformatting reddit posts to 4chan, so we can hear responses from actual individuals and not self righteous 36 year old fat women with jack skellington tattoos

>> No.13514670

>>13513741
>not seeing that he was obviously being sarcastic
autismspeaks.org

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>>13513594
Yuenglings so cheap and I have zero self control. Very easy to down a twelve pack afterwork.

>> No.13514673

>>13513627
good for you bro! thats fucking sick. keep climbing up and good luck

>> No.13514739

>>13513754
You underestimate the tolerance of proper alkies, my friend. I'm talking the ones that all get Korsakoff and keep drinking anyway.

>> No.13514751

>>13514739
two handles would still be hard even for the person who wakes up every 45 minutes at night to take another swig

>> No.13514839

>>13514419
sounds expensive

>> No.13514842

>>13513594
this would be a little trickier in canada

>> No.13514874

>>13513594
I already drink approximately half a 12 pack a day and keep my job fine. Fitting 6 more in would only require some mild planning and effort.

>> No.13514879

>>13513594
Non alcoholic beer.

>> No.13514943

>>13513594
Uh just keep being me I suppose

>> No.13514945

>>13513594
>copying reddit posts

>>13513617
yeah probably. the same question's been spammed on reddit and social media today

>> No.13514948

>>13513623
someone with a lot of money to burn but nothing to live for except obesity and sadness.

>> No.13514999

>>13514419
Worth it?

>> No.13515001

>>13514419
What's your estimated BAC picking up your kids? You probably have tolerance so I doubt your drunk driving them home.

>> No.13515005

>>13513594
Get a job as a truck driver or in construction

>> No.13515008

>>13513627
>Assistant fry cook
Hang in there anon

>> No.13515013

>>13513594
>Work at a bar
For once the shit job pays dividends. So long as no cops come in that month I might not even get fined for working security under the influence.

>> No.13515014

>>13513594
drink 12 beers a day and keep going to work?

>> No.13515019

non alcoholic beer

ez

>> No.13515021

>>13513758
Not all of those are startups, I worked at a well established publishing company for some years and the advertisers would send us cases of beer which we'd stack by the refrigerator and drink at will. As long as work was getting done, it didn't matter.

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>>13513627
>assistant fry cook

Hospitality. Checks out

>> No.13515029

>>13515021
>As long as work was getting done, it didn't matter

A simple philosophy that a lot of employers don't seem to understand anymore.

>> No.13515037

I work retail and have a sneaking suspicion that most of us are already quite drunk anyway. I'm already 4 beers down today actually, but I have to leave in less than hour so I'll have to move on to the spirits pretty soon. The biggest hurdle with showing up to work drunk is that gradually throughout the day you will eventually sober up, possibly even get a bit of a hangover (which sucks). Now, as a seasoned drunk I do indeed hold a little flask filled with bottom shelf vodka on me. This way I can taper through the day and ride a moderate drunkenness until clocking out time. Basically I could do 12 beers standing upside down on my head.

>> No.13515040

>>13515029
That and treating people as the adults they are and not children.

>> No.13515043

>>13515037
I guess being careful of those bloodshot eyes and alky breath helps too.

>> No.13515048

>>13515043
Mint gum. I'm chewing gum basically 24/7 at this point. I learned it in college when we used to get our drink on during the long ass free periods. Never thought I'd use it at the age I am now but fuck it.

>> No.13515053

>>13515040
Indeed. Check out the shit this dude got from his company for Christmas (not that they're obligated to give out Christmas giftcards, but still) >>13510529

>> No.13515061

>>13515048
I guess you're in air conditioning but won't your pores reek of booze? Maybe not so much if your on vodka...

>> No.13515072

>>13513594
I drink 12 at night, sleep it off, and take a shitload of vitamin b along with water to not be a zombie when I show up. Helps to have a 6 hour shift so even feeling like death in the morning I can take it.

>> No.13515078

>>13515061
I reek of shit, piss, sweat, and booze.

>> No.13515083

>>13515078
Retail worker indeed

>> No.13515085

>>13513594
zero alcohol beer

>> No.13515087

>>13513594
When I used to drink I would drink a liter of rum every day and work 9-5 as a database architect and telecom dev without a single problem. How old are you, 10? Even a lightweight could pull this off by drinking 1 beer every hour for 12 hours each day.

>> No.13515105

>>13515083
Yup. I'm basically a professional drunk at this point.

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>>13513594
a month? try 5 years...

>> No.13515119

I wouldn't drink one beer for a million dollars.

>> No.13515131

>>13515119
Can't trust a man who can't handle his beer personally

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>>13515131
That's a common stereotype. A lot of successful people were teetotalers.

Pic related was an Australian billionaire. he wasn't a drunk but still manged to be hugely successful but still a massive cunt.

He was ruthless and you couldn't trust him though which I suppose was the point you were making.

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>>13513594
If it's only for a month you should consider hiring someone else to do the work for you for that month. Given that you'll make a million dollars. That crazy thing would be if those were zim dollars, I'd want it specified what kind of dollars those million are.
One hundred trillion zim dollars is like $5 USD.

>> No.13515158

>>13514213
He does, he lives in Poland.

>> No.13515176

>>13515131
Can't change that. Dead serious, it would probably cost me more than a million if I relapsed.

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>> No.13515219

Turkish lira was like also like that.
I think it was Howard Stern that started doing these contests where people would call in to win a million dollars, but it was Turkish Lira dollars so cost about 10USD at the time, people really freaked out over that and it was hilarious.

>> No.13515224

>>13513594
That dosent sound difficult at all

>> No.13515276

>>13513594
I drink like 15-18 per day for the last 3 years everyday, and work, wake up feeling fine and don’t get drunk. Now I’m rich, see ya bitches. I’m a girl btw

>> No.13515278

>>13513594
What if i dont have a job

>> No.13515354

>>13515001
I don't know how to estimate a tolerance in number value, but I don't start feeling drunk until about beer 9.

>> No.13515462

>>13515001
Don't answer this, this sounds like a snitch.

>> No.13515470

>>13513594
Can I mix it with vodka?

>> No.13515477

>>13513594
ask my best friend how he did it drinking 3 40z a day, with a job as a delivery driver

>> No.13515657

I’ve been working 40 hours a week in a factory for about 2 years in the Midwest. Started at $15/hour now make about $23/hour. I make more money but I also drink more. It doesn’t seem to affect my job because I don’t drink enough to get hung over. About 4-6 beers every night for the past 4 months. My job isn’t very stressful so I doubt it was the catalyst in my drinking. I have been drinking more because my current girlfriend drinks every night and I guess I feel less guilty having someone to drink with every night

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>>13513623
Yeah, how silly

>> No.13515687

>>13515107
Jesus Christ anon

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>>13515687

>> No.13516123

>>13513594
What vol.?

>> No.13516171

When I was drinking seriously I'd do a fifth a day whether I was working or not. 750ml at 40% alcohol = 300ml of alcohol. A 12-pack = 4258.59ml at 5% alcohol = 212.92ml of alcohol. Does that mean I get over 1.4 million for extra credit?

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>>13513630
Its okay anon,
Ill be your dad

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>>13513623
yeah what a shit life that would be

>> No.13516359

>>13513777
kek

>> No.13516373

I did that much and no one ever noticed.
No one gave me a million though.

>> No.13516383

>>13513594
lose because beer tastes worse than piss

>> No.13516424

>>13513748
>handles
Uhhh wtf is a "handle" of vodka you fucking moron

>> No.13516463

>>13516424
the moron here is you.
>A handle of vodka (or a handle of alcohol generally, for that matter) holds 59.2 fluid ounces, or 1.75 liters
so for the widdle baby that is the BIG Bottle.

>> No.13516493

>>13513623
LOL! a real wild man for sure

>> No.13516503

>>13513758

I work at an auto body shop. Theres always a fridge full of beer and around 4 pm we all stop working and start crushing beers and hanging out. Usually working on our own side projects, shooting the shit and having fun. It's a cool job.

>> No.13516533

>>13516463
We call it a 60 pounder in Canada, but w/e dude

>> No.13516545

>>13516533
>a fucking leaf

>> No.13516551

>>13513594
Drink one beer in the morning before brushing teeth. Drink one beer at lunch break during work. Drink remaining 10 over a period of 5 hours after I get back. Doing so I never get that drunk. EZ money

>> No.13516674

as a start I would drink bottles of stonewall light, they only contain 275ml
you'd drink a litre less a day and it would only be 4%

sure I could probably go completely non-alcoholic for this but i'd rather risk a million dollars I don't have than drink 128 litres of that shit

>> No.13516678

>>13513594
That's fucking easy I do that literally every day. Wheres my million?

>> No.13516684

>>13513636
and the smell.. lol

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>>13513623
heh..

>> No.13516699

I have an insanely high tolerance and I don't even drink much. On Christmas I drank over 8 shots of 40% alcohol with 2 20oz cans of beer within the course of about 1-2 hours and I barely even felt tipsy. I went home, didn't feel sick, woke up the next morning slightly hurting in the head but other than that everything was good. So I imagine I could just drink a 12 pack right after work every day and be good.

>> No.13516716

easy 1 olde english for breakfast, one for lunch, and 1.5 for dinner

>> No.13516815

>>13513594
Don't threaten me with a normal work week. Where's my fucking money?

>> No.13516830

this gave me pain in my pancreas

>> No.13516833

>>13513594
Report a death in my family, take two weeks off, return and not take any shit for poor performance for two more weeks because I'm still in mourning.

>> No.13516853

>>13513758
I knew some guys who worked at one company that bought a restaurant and never tore out the bar. Some of them set their workstations up at the bar and they told me they left the taps running.

>> No.13516882

>>13516551
>ruin your entire morning and afternoon to avoid drinking 2 more beers at night
Wew lad

>> No.13516885

>>13513594
I want my million I already do this.

>> No.13516899

>>13516882
>ruin
What are you talking about I like beer and its not like 1 beer is going to have any impact on my mental performance

>> No.13516976

>>13514739
As an al/ck/ie myself
>>13514751
This

It took me about 6 months to get to a full 750ml of vodka a night, and I think it would be nearly impossible to get to 2 handles without dying by the second or third

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>>13514671

>> No.13517079

>>13516899
Drinking a beer at 7:00 am and another at noon seems like a shitty day to me

>> No.13517092

>>13517079
I mean not ideal but not bad either. It's just stigma if there wasn't stigma I'd drink way more

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>>13513594
>Drink a beer every two hours
>Be completely sober

How is this even a challenge.

>> No.13517174

>>13517159
Sounds like a good recipe for feeling like shit to me

>> No.13517183

>>13517159
Because OP is babby.

>> No.13517198

>>13517174
You sound like a pussy to me

>> No.13517210

>>13517198
Nah it just sounds retarded if I drink and then stop it just makes me tired. You need at least some level of buzz and 1 beer per hour is not gonna cut it

>> No.13517216

>>13513594

Drink nonalcoholic beer you absolute retard

>> No.13517221

>>13517159
So in this hypothetical scenario you're not only awake 24 hours a day but you're also drinking at work. Stunning.

>> No.13517235

>>13516533
yeah. a mickey is a handle here in SK

>> No.13517236

>>13513594
Well, I would start by drinking a 12 pack a day.

>> No.13517239

>>13517221
>So in this hypothetical scenario you're not only awake 24 hours a day

Set alarm every two hours dummy. 99% of jobs are fine to drink on the clock for unless you're some brainlet.

>> No.13517251

>>13517239
Sure thing senpai

>> No.13517259

>>13517239
>99%
Lol

>> No.13517311

>>13517251
>>13517259
The alarm thing is retarded but he's sort of correct about the jobs. One 12oz beer every two hours is not going to be enough to make you visibly drunk. Eat some funyons and chew some gum, and no one will even smell it.

>> No.13517319

>>13517311
Ok, but what's your master plan to drink 3-4 times a day for a month while at work without getting caught or randomly tested

>> No.13517349

>>13517319
I've only had three different employers in 13 years, so maybe I'm just unaware of how strict some are. Never worked somewhere that random testing was actually enforced or where I was being watched constantly.

>> No.13517354

>>13513594
Drink english beers which have like fuckin 3% alcohol. Pussy ass shit.

>> No.13517362

>>13517319

Not that guy but I have an office. Every day I bring at least 2 tall boys to work, I start one at about 11am before lunch, grab lunch, drink the 2nd one at 2pm. I just close my office door.

I have eaten edibles at work and just zoned put for8 hours. It's super easy to get away with, you already have to be quite good at your job(or lie for the work not getting done... "oh yah I am having family issues")

>> No.13517364

>>13517198
You sound like a retard to me

>> No.13517385

>>13513594
Is it retroactive ,cause I've been doing this for last few years?

>> No.13517637

>>13513594
It would be incredibly easy, I can walk to work and I mostly work on a 5 week due date cycle.

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>>13513623
haha

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>reddit thought this was hard
fucking lightweights

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>>13513633
though it wasnt 12 cans the handles on the floor plus the 3 forties are way more alcohol then a 12 pack

>> No.13518088
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I mean who would drink 12 whole beers in a day?

>> No.13518118

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>> No.13518139

>>13518118
>Basically
based basic ally

>> No.13518159

Do I get penalized for drinking more than that? That's been easy enough. It's just repetitive and crappy if you're not used to it.

>> No.13518173

>>13517216
Ironically this is one of the ways of doing it that would almost certainly make me throw up

>> No.13518280

>>13517717
there is are no fortys there

>> No.13518282

>>13513594
My executive sous chef has been drinking 2 handles of whiskey a day and does an amazing job at work. It can be done.

>> No.13518295

>12 pack a day
But anon, i've done that for years

>> No.13518296

>>13518282
A handle is 1.75L.

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>>13518282

>> No.13518327

>>13513623
Thanks alot anon.

>> No.13518338

>>13518296
>>13518315
3L is nothing, I can drink 7 in a day if I try

>> No.13518345

I'm a real estate agent I set my own hours as an independent contractor

>> No.13518347

>>13513594
I'd be richer than bezos, to be completely honest

>> No.13518348

>>13513627
Jesus fuck.

>> No.13518350

>>13513627
>Comes with a 10 cent raise
Oh boy.
>>13513629
>Black out.
>on beer.

>> No.13518355

>>13513777
Wagies BTFO.

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Done.

>> No.13518379

>>13517711
I feel like I know you.

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>HE DOESNT DRINK A 24 PACK A DAY

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>>13517711
no one gives a fuck about that place. what's up with the raw bacon?

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>>13513623
haha yeah what a loser that person would be, am I right?

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>>13513594
The real issue for me would be the sudden weight gain

>> No.13518523

>>13518414
What was his endgame?

>> No.13518526

>>13514948
so.. married w/ kids, amiright?

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>>13513623

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>>13513594
I've done this for like four years straight but with whiskey.

Not only have I kept my job, I've been promoted.

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>>13513627

what was your title before the promotion?
junior assistant fry cook?

>> No.13518570

>>13514054

underrated

>> No.13518617

>>13513594
I've done that for years.
I can start getting paid for this?

>> No.13518733

>>13515176
Based and willpowerpilled.

Honestly envious of you.

>> No.13518740

>>13518523
You just witnessed it