/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13509696]

>mfw these mf'ers claim to be chuppin but they don't even acknowledge the most based of dipping sauces. Young padawans have much to learn, imo.

[Anonymous No.13509707]

Can you stop posting?
You are pretty cringe.

[Anonymous No.13509727]

>>13509707
You're certain you want to do this, huh?
Yeah, I wanna do this.
Well If we're really gonna do this No need to sully our Tommy Bahamas.
You're gonna fucking regret this, man.
Regret's a funny thing, isn't it? [CHUCKLES.]
You know, in the summer of '93, I taught English overseas in Thailand.
A place where I would unexpectedly fall in love.
His name was Anaruk.
It was a deep love, the likes of which I've never again experienced.
[CHUCKLES.]
Unfortunately, that love would be taken for granted, as he set me up for a crime I did not commit.
[SIGHS DEEPLY.]
A crime that cost me 817 days on Satan's Pillow, a brutal Thai prison.
[SNORTS.]
Look, man, you had some queer experience in another country. Big fucking deal. I did time, too.
Lucky for you, not the kind I did.
In order to survive the horrors and the ultra-violence of a murder-hole like Klong Prem, you had to fight, oftentimes to the death.
It's there I learned my mantra, "To regret deeply is to live afresh." Thoreau.
So, unless you've had a change of heart, son, let's begin the unfortunates.

[Anonymous No.13509731]

>>13509696
we havin a wendy's thread buds?

[Anonymous No.13510272]

>>13509727

[Anonymous No.13510919]

>>13509727
You will hang on the Blessed Day of the Rope, sodomite.

[Anonymous No.13510931]

>americans are so fat they dip a meal into a meal

Can't say I'm suprised.