/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13504942]

Why are Japanese so autistic about food?

[Anonymous No.13504961]

because sometimes it's actually good. that toast is either a complete meme or, if it's anything like a fuzzy logic cooker, the best toast on earth

[Anonymous No.13504966]

>>13504942
bitch wtf if you want it moist just make french toast

[Anonymous No.13504978]

No Americans are autistic about food. Did you see American microwaves? They have a hundred different buttons you can press. In my country, the microwave has no buttons. It has a clock, it looks like a kitchen timer clock, you turn it to the amount of minutes the microwave will run. It also has a little thing to adjust the amount of Watts it runs on.

[Anonymous No.13504979]

>>13504942
Because they have a food culture unlike anglos.

See also: $20K Italian espresso machines

[Anonymous No.13504982]

>>13504942
>the texture is different
The toaster oven looks like the better slice if toaster bread, and the Mitsubishi version looks like it was toaster in a toaster with a low setting.

[Anonymous No.13504989]

>>13504961
>fuzzy logic cooker
Why do they call it this meme when it's just basic control loop stuff?

[Anonymous No.13505022]

>>13504978
Is your country 1979?

[Anonymous No.13505033]

the fucking japanese are better at marketing themselves and their culture than actually at inventing or creating things. The whole normalfag commonsense on japs and their culture of politeness, cleanness and whatever else clumped in is so annoying

[Anonymous No.13505044]

>>13505033
Yep, just compare Asimo and Boston Dnyamics.

[Anonymous No.13505053]

>>13504942
>we make sure to trap the moisture
>shows steam billowing out of it
?????

[Anonymous No.13505056]

>>13504942
>$300 toaster
Are there that many upper middle class japs?
Or do they just like spending on kitchen gadgets?

[Anonymous No.13505064]

>>13504942
americans nuked them either too often or not often enough

[Anonymous No.13505066]

>>13504942
because thy're just overall autistic

[Anonymous No.13505067]

>>13505022

[Anonymous No.13505200]

>>13504942
I'd buy one of these if they were less than $100. I like my toast to be basically warm bread. Just a slight crunch to it.

[Anonymous No.13505609]

>>13504942
Japanese are autistic about everything.
Sometimes that brings out a real good quality.
Mostly I cringe at how forced they often act.

[Anonymous No.13505626]

I don't normally eat toast so I don't have a toaster. If I do want a piece I just use a pan. It does come out different from a toaster, much less dry.

[Anonymous No.13505638]

>>13504942
That's some good looking toast though

[Anonymous No.13505727]

>>13505200
"Sear" it on a really hot pan with butter and then microwave it for 20s
Or just sear it on a really hot pan with butter
Do you like your bread greasy like on a grilled cheese? If not, maybe dont use a pan. I have an idea: toast it in a toaster for 3 min, then spray your toast with water and then microwave it so the water partly boils off
That probably wont be good either.

[Anonymous No.13505739]

>>13504942
>standard toaster
>shows toaster oven
What the fuck? Pic related is a standard toaster, and it's way cheaper than a whole fucking toaster oven. Last time I needed one, I picked one up for like $10.

[Anonymous No.13505746]

>>13505727
I prefer to reverse sear my toast.

[Anonymous No.13505749]

>>13504979
EXPENSIVE MEAN GOOD.

[Anonymous No.13505750]

>>13504978
Is this your microwave?

[Anonymous No.13505760]

>>13505746
>he doesn't sous vide his toast

[Anonymous No.13505764]

>>13504942
Because they live packed in like sardines. Four people in a 200 sq ft apartment on the 75th floor (no elevator) is some sort of palace. They make themselves happy by being weirdos about eating and shitting.

[Anonymous No.13505773]

>>13504989
>t. big important programmer man

[Anonymous No.13505909]

>>13505773

[Anonymous No.13505991]

>>13504942
On one hand this is a good idea, on the other it's stupidly implemented when they could just take >>13505739 and add two little plastic sliding doors to the slots for a much cheaper price.

[Anonymous No.13505995]

>>13505056
From what it seems like, most of the japs living In metropolitan areas are almost all upper middle class, whereas like in most places the folks living in more rural areas in the countryside are lower middle class.

[Anonymous No.13506089]

>>13504942
>its been folded 1000 times
Unless it can make grilled cheese or french toast as well fuck off. I'll wait till you make the 3rd cheaper model.

[Anonymous No.13506106]

>>13505750
Looks like it has too much shielding to be it.

[Anonymous No.13506113]

>take a skillet and put it on low

>Put some butter in the pan

>Put bread in and wait 2 minutes

>Flip add some more butter if you're a fat fuck

>Toast is now "moist and crunchy"

[Anonymous No.13506132]

>>13505746
I was thinking of this as well, it may deliver better results

[Anonymous No.13506134]

>>13504978
>being proud of your soviet bloc era microwavomatik device
Usually people boast about owning nice things, not outdated trash.

[Anonymous No.13506146]

>>13506134
Antique cars, victorian houses, traditional/authentic (x), but not old microwave?

[Anonymous No.13506508]

>>13506146
correct

[Anonymous No.13506534]

seems like a gimmicky thing whose only purpose is to impress stupid boomer shareholders, I doubt most regular japanese people would actually buy that

[Anonymous No.13506731]

>>13506534
Its more a ad for mitsubishi than it is for the toaster.
This way when you see mitsubishi electronics in the store you are more likely to pay attention to them.

[Anonymous No.13506832]

more like 280x more, also why would I want a half soggy toast?

[Anonymous No.13506935]

>>13504942
if they want to trap moisture, why not just use some sort of toaster bag?

[Anonymous No.13507015]

>>13506508
vintage everything is a thing, old microwaves, old tvs, even old vacuum cleaners apparently. People idolize past decades, for example people really like 80s and early 90s aesthetics lately.

[Anonymous No.13507616]

>>13504942
When you have that little land for farming and livestock, your only choice is to grow and cherish the highest quality product you can. That's why the most expensive fruits and meats all come from Japan. Imagine if some company in another country gave that much of a shit. Everyone could enjoy Kobe-like beef without having to pay double due to shipping limitations.

[Anonymous No.13507638]

>>13506935
this is antisemetic.... buy the $300 toaster

[Anonymous No.13507662]

>>13504942
>£300

ill just wait for the Chinese knock offs at 1/10th of the price lmao

[Anonymous No.13507671]

>>13504942
Nips don't even like bread. Who the fuck did they make this for?

[Anonymous No.13507697]

>>13504978
my microwave has fuckloads of buttons and modes and shit

but literally the only thing i do is turn it on for a few mins
the dial would actually be much more convenient
i don't need a fucking popcorn mode when i can just set the time myself

[Anonymous No.13507745]

>>13505750
Is this a pamperchu picture?

[Anonymous No.13507771]

>>13506134
Having two dials is superior though, always using 100% power is brainlet as fuck and with buttons you have to do more steps to turn it down. I've seen very expensive european brands that still use dials on sleek and shiny new models

[Anonymous No.13507775]

>>13507745
Yes. Do not ask about what has been in that microwave if you don't already know.

[Anonymous No.13507779]

>>13504978
I have about 30 buttons on my microwave. I use "Add 30 Sec" 99% of the time. You can see in the picture that the print on the fucking button is worn off because it's the only one used.

On a very, very rare occasion I might have to use the actual 'Cook Time' button just so I can set the Cook Power. But that's like once a month.

[Anonymous No.13507812]

>>13504942
The man in this video is repulsive. Why does this sallow, unhealthy-looking fat 'food expert' have a platform?

[Anonymous No.13508026]

>>13504942
When the fuck is mitsubishi gonna start making tv's again

[Anonymous No.13508059]

>>13506935
I was just wondering why don't they make a metal enclosure for bread that could be placed inside of a toaster oven. With a silicone handle and some careful design, they could make it usable without any sort of potholder. As a bonus, it could go in he dishwasher instead of being a filthy machine that can't be immersed in water.

[Anonymous No.13508158]

>>13504942
>those thick slices of bread
looks like it's time to move to japan if that's the standard slice

[Anonymous No.13508188]

>>13508158
What's stopping you from slicing your bread that way? Can't you show the video to your mom and tell her to do it like that?

[Anonymous No.13508320]

>>13507812
>Why does this sallow, unhealthy-looking fat 'food expert' have a platform?
>bloomberg

[Anonymous No.13508411]

>>13504942
say what you want but this was the best toast ive had and it was in kanazawa. they used a toaster oven with mesh racks, toasted so evenly

[Anonymous No.13508438]

>>13508411
That looks absolutely divine

[Anonymous No.13508482]

>>13508411
Imagine the french toast

[Anonymous No.13508549]

>>13504942
That's actually really cool. Fresh bread every single day. The price is outrageous tho, only for snobs that already had bread making machines at home.

[Anonymous No.13508573]

>>13504978
Lol, on my microwave I just press all the number buttons and hit start. 78 minutes and 90 seconds until my food is done! Nah, I take it out after like a minute, but still. It's fun.

[Anonymous No.13508581]

>>13504942
Someone tell Mitsubishi to stop fucking around with pointless gadgets and make some cool cars again.

[Anonymous No.13508596]

>>13508411
If you have $270 to throw at a bread toaster then you may as well replace your current oven with a double oven with convection in which the top part can be used as a toaster oven.

[Anonymous No.13508598]

>>13508581
you'll take the eclipsee crossover and youll like it goy

[Anonymous No.13508796]

>>13508581
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keiretsu

[Anonymous No.13508804]

>>13508581
I had a Mitsubishi tv once....it sucked. Developed black lines and gave off heat like a radiator.

[Anonymous No.13508809]

>>13508796
Dumb weeb word for conglomerate.

[Anonymous No.13508833]

>>13504942
>toaster
All it does is crisp up the outside. It's still fucking raw bread in the center, which is helped by the fact that it's a 2" thick slice.

[Anonymous No.13509040]

>>13507775
I'm actually really saddened that I saw that microwave and identified it with pamperchu immediately

[Anonymous No.13509061]

>>13504978
>OBSESSED FUCKING FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.13509078]

>>13504942
folded 1 mirron times

[Anonymous No.13509095]

>>13506935
wouldn't these bags need to be like aluminum foil? the pizza thing would probably be a nightmare to clean

>inb4 adding to the pacific plastic island

[Anonymous No.13509098]

>>13504942
>It has to be good because muh based japanese are doing it!

[Anonymous No.13509104]

>>13505995
just because you live in the city doesn't mean you're making money

[Anonymous No.13509109]

>>13504978
eurotrash cowers at the idea of having more buttons than they can handle

[Anonymous No.13509113]

>>13509098
true. the product looks excellent.

[Anonymous No.13509292]

>>13508809
They're different than western conglomerates since there is no central locus of ownership.

[Anonymous No.13509381]

fordism

[Anonymous No.13509393]

>>13508596
>if you want to buy a 270 dollar toaster you might as well buy a 2000 dollar oven

based retardbro

[Anonymous No.13509514]

>>13509393
Those double convection ovens are as low as $800 new meaning you can pick up a floor model for like $500.

[Anonymous No.13509516]

>>13509095
I think they are made from teflon

[Anonymous No.13509541]

>>13509104
It's more like you can't afford to live in the city unless you're making money.

[Anonymous No.13509550]

>>13504978
I'm American and my Microwave is like yours

[Anonymous No.13509935]

>>13504942
The Shoguns retained power for the 250 years they did, with essentially no local extractive base or foreign trade, by strict sumptuary laws to ensure the loyalty of courtiers (who got everything) and provincial samurai (who were at least allowed large amounts of common materials.) Absolutely everything was regulated by social class, from the size of shelves and cabinets to the value of metal allowed in a woman's hairpin.

Merchants were the bottom of the bourgeois pecking order, but also the richest because they were merchants. So they had nothing to spend their money on but getting what they were allowed to own folded a thousand times by a master artisan. Artisans were in the middle, so they rose to prominence by turboautism to begin with and had nothing to spend the money they earned from the merchants on but attempting to train turboautist apprentices as a retirement plan. Rich farmers--meaning landlords--were nominally on top other than samurai (who had strict religious restrictions,) but were broke as shit because the base unit for taxation was bushels of rice to feed the samurai, who were also broke as shit because their salary was paid in said rice.

So the entire urban population had 250 years to get used to spending their money on more and more absurd splurges on labor time, which WASN'T restricted. And then the civil war happened, and while the hicks from the sticks won it they immediately looked at Europe and went "they're going to own us in a decade if we don't have the merchants get us iron for the artisans to turn into rifles and cannon, so we kinda have to let them run the country." So their habits were enshrined as What Proper People Do just as the peasants were allowed to so much as own money for the first time. 150 more years of going on like that's normal, and you've got Taro Tanaka spending $300 on a single-slice toaster.

[Anonymous No.13509939]

>>13504978
Americans are :downs: about food, not autistic. We have 100 buttons and none of them control the wattage, only switch max wattage on and off in different patterns.

[Anonymous No.13509944]

>>13504942
>rubber seal
>inside a toaster
Cmon japan. Come on.

[Anonymous No.13509950]

>>13506935
Goddamnit I have never seen this in my life.

[Anonymous No.13509959]

>>13507015
I just zoned out on that gif for a full minute. Thinking about all the old 70s and 80s appliances that have drifted away as I grew up.

[Anonymous No.13509960]

>>13504942
idk, but I bought a $120 rice cooker and its 1000x better then my $30 one. my $30 one burnt rice since day one.

[Anonymous No.13509965]

>>13509935
Like, even for food. If you weren't king shit, you didn't get to eat red meat, period; you couldn't throw a fancy banquet by throwing down for a roast and coating it with expensive spices like Euros did, you had to eat the same damn fish anyone not on a starvation diet got, no spices because imports in general were punishable by death. The only way to make sure you had impressive food was to hire the absolute fucking best fish butcher you could find and make sure every filet was perfectly cut and ocean fresh, and the only way to make that clear was to serve it raw and compete on "fewest guests shitting their guts out the next day".
Let that stew for 400 years--not the fish, you can stew absolute garbage and it'll look and taste the same as otoro--let the idea stew for 400 years and you've got Jiro demanding 300 dorra prusu chip.

[Anonymous No.13509979]

>>13508581
the 1g gsx dsm was the best btw, just saying.
fucking god tier car when you built the 4g63

[Anonymous No.13510326]

>>13504978
Disagree, once you start getting into using your microwave a lot the functions come in handy.

Defrosting options are the most convenient and the microwave asks what im putting and how many poounds in so i dont have to know or remember temperature and times.

The popcorn feature is nice too since it just knows. My other microwave also has a potato button, frozen entree, pizza, beverage etc so it knows to automatically heat it a different way until its close to perfect

I like microwaves with a lot of buttons but when I was younger I would just use the keypad to put in time at the default settings.

[Anonymous No.13510344]

>>13509935
>>13509965

Thanks for all the information ching chong that was a nice read

[Anonymous No.13510364]

I've never met a Japanese person, are they actually autistic? That would explain why you cartoon masturbating retards like them so much

[Anonymous No.13510372]

>>13505995
>lower middle class
They’re called poor americanfag, like high middle class those people are called rich. Americanfags have totally distorted the meaning of middle class.

[Anonymous No.13510375]

>>13505750
true story. my neighbor when I was a kid had a microwave that didn’t stop when the door opened. fortunately my uncle had told me about how the door/door screen worked so I noped the fuck out of there, the retard kids there would actually reach in really quick and rotate stuff, lol. I kind of wonder if they all died of hand cancer by now or if things are just as normal as it was in the early 80’s.

[Anonymous No.13510376]

>>13507015
It’s not about “old things” and idolizing things because they’re old. It’s about getting the best of the best. It’s not good because it’s old it’s good because it was top of the line at the time and hasn’t been topped yet and because it’s old it costs $100 and to get a modern analogue you’d have to spend close to $1000.

[Anonymous No.13510444]

>>13509935
>japs had the perfect system but it got broken by the white jew
Incredible

[Anonymous No.13510470]

>>13510444
Garbage system unless you like the idea of finding yourself tied to a post at the local jail, waiting for the sword inspector to come by with a new batch they need to make sure are sharp enough to kill people, because your family are only barons but you dared to own a chest freezer.

Independently arriving at an ad-hoc labor theory of value as a reaction is pretty interesting though.

[Anonymous No.13510694]

>>13509939
>using twitch/discord/idk emotes on 4chan
end yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.13510789]

>>13504942
It's their national obsession. Only country chose foods above sex.

[Anonymous No.13510875]

>>13510789
That inquiry obviously suffers from a bias on the part of the participants on how they think they would be perceived. A different way to get more accurate results would be through spending patterns, is that how this study was done?

[Anonymous No.13511202]

>>13504942
Their food taste good tho

[Anonymous No.13511397]

>$100s on juicer
>"oh my god so stupid dumb califags!"
>$100s on toaster
>"holly shit based Japan, muh toast folded thousand times!!"

[Anonymous No.13511799]

>>13506935
>Doesn't even come with a wallace stamp
Nice toastie bag virgin!

[Anonymous No.13511841]

>>13505750
Cursed microwave

[Anonymous No.13511930]

>>13510789
Remember folks, hug a German. It's like saying hello.

[Anonymous No.13511937]

Rate my toaster.

I bought it because I buy bread rounds alot.

[Anonymous No.13511969]

>s*yj*ck: null - - - Juicero
>s*yj*ck: excited - - - Mitsubishi Bread Oven
ever made bread in a rice cooker? surprisingly tasty

[Anonymous No.13511990]

>>13511937
That's something you'd buy on Skymall before it went defunct.

[Anonymous No.13511995]

>>13504942
toast is better toasted in a pan with butter or lard. the bread oven looks like its essentially a two-sided pan that does both sides at once. sounds very convenient compared to manually toasting your bread in a pan, but the convenience would only convince me to spend about $30

[Anonymous No.13512043]

Nips have no natural gas so shitty one note electric gimmicks are more common.

[Anonymous No.13512045]

>>13511990
holy shit i completely forgot about skymall.
Well they have a website but most of their items are 'out of stock'

[Anonymous No.13512047]

>>13511995
They're bragging about it coming out fluffy like cake. Which makes sense because the Japanese like sweet breads, soft breads.

[Anonymous No.13512061]

>>13510789
I'm moving to Taiwan. I hate Japan but can't accept living around people who consider sex superior to spending time with your lover.

[Anonymous No.13512094]

>>13504942
Lol

[Anonymous No.13512106]

>>13505750
that's a tv, you retards

[Anonymous No.13512151]

>>13511990
Yeah it's a bit of a meme but I'm just happy I can fit any bread slice in it. The 1-9 toasty gauge is shit though.

[Anonymous No.13512166]

>>13512061
You're reading the chart wrong. Spending time with your lover was number 2, hugging was number 3, and laughing was number 4, lying on this poll was number 5.

[Anonymous No.13512187]

>>13512166
Japanese people instinctively commit sudoku if they dishonor themselves by telling a lie, especially in forms of paperwork such as surveys.

[Anonymous No.13512193]

>>13505750
>>13507775
>>13507745
fuck you for making me remember that story

[Anonymous No.13512195]

>>13504942
Too bad Japs only have crap bread that tastes like nothing.

[Anonymous No.13512201]

>>13504978
literally obsessed

[Anonymous No.13512434]

>>13504942
I figure most of these things are designed to scam rich people so they can show off their price tag to their friends.

[Anonymous No.13512516]

>>13510789
based

[Anonymous No.13512537]

>>13507775
nah carn post story

[Anonymous No.13512599]

>>13511969
The Juicero is a marvel of engineering and venture capitalist retardation.

[Anonymous No.13512601]

>>13505022 >>13505750 >>13506134 >>13507697 >>13507779 >>13508573 >>13509061 >>13509109 >>13509550 >>13509939 >>13510326 >>13512201

I'm just saying. OP only called the Japanese "autistic about food" because he isn't Japanese.
You don't realize your own "autism" (using OP's words) because you are too used to it.

[Anonymous No.13512617]

>>13510789
Smart boys. Sex is nice, but there are far better things in the world.

[Anonymous No.13512745]

>>13510789
I'm German and I've never hugged another German (except relatives a few times in my life)

[Anonymous No.13513115]

>>13510444
It's a bad system at everything except for the one thing it was designed for: the prevention of inter clan warfare.

[Anonymous No.13513211]

https://youtu.be/1OfxlSG6q5Y

[Anonymous No.13513258]

>>13509939
Did you seriously just try to use a fucking emoji on 4chan? Fuck i hate zoomers. Off yourself and take the rest of your shit generation with you.

[Anonymous No.13513262]

>>13512745
I hug anyone as a goodbye or hello long as I know their name. Of course excluding the people that give obvious indication that they aren't into that.

Would that be a wonderful trait in Germany or is that our equivalent of asking perfect strangers for sex?

[Anonymous No.13513283]

>>13513262
I've seen girls do it to their friends (not to me though heh), but guys don't do that.

[Anonymous No.13513297]

>>13513262
Not German, but I would punch you if you did that. An absolutely unacceptable invasion of personal space unless we were intimate lovers.

[Anonymous No.13513302]

>>13513258
Don't worry, that dude's probably like 45 and retarded as evidenced by an attempt at using emoticons from the something awful forums. I think 4chan just keeps emojis as they are or maybe doesn't render them at all.

[Anonymous No.13513312]

>>13508411
Looks like the toast we'd make at scout camps when you have to mass produce it.

[Anonymous No.13513322]

>>13513297
Classic modern schizoid male afraid of physical contact

[Anonymous No.13513508]

>>13504942
>trapping the moisture is key
when was the toaster invented it took us like 100 years to figure out to top a top piece on the toaster

[Anonymous No.13513875]

>>13511397
True to Califag retardation, though, the expensive juicer did not actually juice raw ingredients or produce a higher quality juice. It was basically a really expensive CapriSun dispenser.

[Anonymous No.13514341]

>>13510375
Is it that bad? I heard that the first thing that happens is your vision turns cloudy as the proteins denature but your hand would just get burns?

[Anonymous No.13514352]

you guys ever notice Japanese make a big deal about the dumbest, simplest shit, like a shitty little charcoal grill is "traditional japanese grilling, sugoi desu, yaki desu ne!" and it's a whole thing, but then they'll turn around and take something as retardedly simple as ice cubes and make into an overly complex bullshit thing where they hand carve a fat block of ice into the shape of the glass for no reason

[Anonymous No.13514374]

>>13514352
They even have a field about studying how special and unique Japanese are.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihonjinron

[Anonymous No.13514402]

>>13505022
>>13506134
>>13509109
>>13510326
Jesus Christ so many idiots that don't even know how microwave works.
Majority of microwaves have two settings :
Time - How long you are wishing to heat up food
Power - which controls how much % of said time is magnetron turned on.

Going as far as getting adjustable wattage should make you rethink your life choices and cooking.

[Anonymous No.13514414]

>>13514352
My favorite is how obsessed they are with fluffy omelettes, they act like it's a modern marvel invented in nippon and you have to study the egg for 35 years and fuck a hen in order to do it. Then they put it on rice and put ketchup on it.

[Anonymous No.13515325]

>>13512745
I'm German and I'm starving for hugs

unironically

[Anonymous No.13515343]

>>13513115
Then that failed and we immediately had ww2
Fuckin spooky bro

[Anonymous No.13515768]

>>13504942
Aren't we all?

[Anonymous No.13515917]

120$ for a fucking single slice toaster
1.99$ for a loaf of freshly baked bread
10$ for a 8in pan
5$ for organic butter
16.99 vs 120+ You tell /ck/ what's better

[Anonymous No.13516602]

>>13515917
Shitposting on 4chan, priceless

[Anonymous No.13518380]

>>13506113
not everybody wants butter, asshole

[Anonymous No.13518643]

>>13507638
Antisemetic? It's through a hole in a sheet

[Anonymous No.13519996]

bump

[Anonymous No.13520025]

>>13514341
>but your hand would just get burns
And greatly increases chance for cancer

[Anonymous No.13520037]

Shit where that one in some mexican food joint with 2 qt staff girls

I think it had gummybear on it too

[Anonymous No.13520064]

>>13504942
because food is the only good thing that slaves think they can have
>>13504978
>Did you see American microwaves?
how couldn't we considering that they are a size of a car
>They have a hundred different buttons you can press
and special microwave time

[Anonymous No.13520073]

>>13504978
>In my country, the microwave has no buttons. It has a clock, it looks like a kitchen timer clock, you turn it to the amount of minutes the microwave will run.
Yeah, my aunt had one of those. It was made around 1970, back before the Chinese infiltrated our supply chain with electronics that burn out after six months of use.

She sold it when she moved into a nursing home. Whoever bought it will probably still be using it in another fifty years.

[Anonymous No.13520196]

>>13504942
>thinking they're just autistic about food
Lived in Japan for 10 years here. T hey're literally autistic about everything .
Even the most normalfag Japanese person is on par with an autistic westerner . Autism is literally part of their culture and way of life.

[Anonymous No.13520232]

>>13505750
i had a microwave like that as a kid.

[Anonymous No.13520858]

>>13508482
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.13520980]

>>13506935
I only know about toaster bags because of the Yogpod

[Anonymous No.13521008]

>>13508581
hello fellow /o/ immigrant

[Anonymous No.13521019]

>>13513322
It's kind of a big deal when any physical contact and and will be sued as evidence against you in court of law, making any contact to a potential criminal lawsuit for sexual assault.
You need to keep people distant for your safety.

[Anonymous No.13522315]

>>13508581
They might in a few years.

[Anonymous No.13522338]

>>13522315
Based Carlos. Fuck Japan.

[Anonymous No.13522376]

>>13522315
i used to work out of a mitsu garage while working for kia, and my god, ive never found a more underwhelming car than a mitsu. they are so mediocre and shitty

stock, that is

[Thisnew No.13524231]

>>13508059
Repeat your first sentence slowly...

[Anonymous No.13524484]

>>13505609
Don't they have the highest rate of actual autism?

[Anonymous No.13525080]

I bought a 100ish dollar zojirushi rice cooker. Shuts great even if it does take way longer

[Anonymous No.13525575]

>>13504942
Keeps them distracted from the reality of their war crimes

[Anonymous No.13525579]

>>13507745
Yes, and it's on Wikipedia's microwave oven article, as uploaded by Paperchu himself.

[Anonymous No.13525755]

>>13509935
>>13509965
very pleasant read, thanks.

[Anonymous No.13525817]

>>13510444
>implying an infantile, robotic, souless jap-style system is perfect
Perfectly autistic more like

[Anonymous No.13527031]

>>13512601
Americans on this website are like a one armed waiter. They can give it out, but they can't take it back.

[Anonymous No.13527057]

>>13504978
>>13508573
>>13507779
I just press a button at random and hope it works out fine

[Anonymous No.13527066]

>>13504942
I'm french and the whole "french high cooking refinement" reputation seems obsolete to me, Japan seems to be extremely autistic indeed, they ignore diminishing returns but I'm always very impressed watching what they can create.

[Anonymous No.13527117]

>>13510375
Holy fuck lol, I'm actually curious what effect it had on them long term if any

[Anonymous No.13527128]

>>13520025
From what?
Are you a retard that thinks all radiation causes cancer?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-ionizing_radiation

[Anonymous No.13528667]

>>13507671
are u high? nips fucking love bread

[Anonymous No.13528704]

>>13515325
You need better friends anon. Come to canada, we're a very huggy people.

[Anonymous No.13530442]

>>13508482
>>13520858

[Anonymous No.13530829]

It looks good desu but
>$600 for a toaster
I'll pass

[Anonymous No.13530839]

>>13505750
>we've got to move these refrigerators

[Anonymous No.13530858]

>>13504942
You are g TY r fucking autist with this shit tier thread.
At least you didn’t post fast food this time so your autism is on the improve?

[Anonymous No.13530882]

>>13504942
Designing/engineering the "perfect toaster" is an old challenge.

Japs may have nailed that finally.

[Anonymous No.13530917]

>>13504942
Nobody does hyper consumerism like the nips

[Anonymous No.13531910]

>>13513211
>when america was white majority country

[Anonymous No.13533684]

>>13509959
Oh my god I'm not the only one

[Anonymous No.13534862]

>>13530858
lel

[Anonymous No.13535310]

>>13531910
>When
>72% isn't a majority

[Anonymous No.13535327]

>>13504942
It's a stupid video, it's not a toaster, it's a griddler. Holding moisture in for toast is Stupid 101.
It's meant for buttery garlic bread, grilled cheese, and french toast. Probably could rewarm items crispy and moist like a gyoza or omelets, as well. It's small and meant to be used on a tabletop. Imagine sitting there on your patio or balcony, on your bistro table for 2, drinking your (tea) coffee and reading the news. It's a gadget you can also take to work.
Japanese can live in a TINY homes, very tiny. When you don't have a full kitchen and just some gas operated burner, or you don't have a BBQ grill, it's these textures and flavors you crave.
This is filling a void for whoever will buy it, price be damned. Japanese love their gadgets.

[Anonymous No.13535342]

>>13535327
They got some great ideas on doing super comfy dinner together, though.