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13504107 No.13504107 [Reply] [Original]

>"Welcome to Mc Donalds sir, what can I get you?"

>> No.13504126

Nice joke.
2020
Using a photo of some stoner scrub instead of an automated ordering kiosk.

>> No.13504129

uhhhhhhhhhhh 4 big macs I guess

>> No.13504133

Steak and eggs breakfast bagel

>> No.13504137

>>13504129
Certainly sir, that will be $376.00

>> No.13504141

Just noticed the gibberish on the menu.
You third worlders still have “human” employees allowed th the store? Disgusting.

>> No.13504144

>>13504107
>jamon serrano
Didn't know they had McD in Spain

>> No.13504145

>>13504107
Directions to Burger King, please.

>> No.13504148

>>13504107
i’ll have the 20 pc mcnugs for $140.00

>> No.13504284

>>13504107
I'll have two numba 9s, a numba 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a numba 7, two numba 45s; one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.13504426

>"For me, it's the McChicken."

>> No.13504434

W-wheres Robert?

>> No.13504438

>>13504284
Will that be a diet soda sir?

>> No.13504444

What the hell language and currency is that? No comprendo por favor

>> No.13504455

>>13504144
That's not Spain, look at the prices. $140 for Chicken McNuggets.
In Spain they use Euros, not Dollars

>> No.13504459

>"I already ordered on my phone."

>> No.13504461

>>13504107
Can you fetch another employee so you’re nowhere near my food? Thanks.

>> No.13504463

>>13504438
na nigga thats for obese white girls. gimme dat non diet coke.

>> No.13504465

>>13504461
Have you ever ordered something at a fast food restaurant? The cashier never touches the food.

>> No.13504474

>>13504465
Ideally, nobody should touch my food. Or if they do, they need to spray it with disinfectant before giving it to me.

>> No.13504477

>>13504107
>more like mcnuggetearyourasshole
>amirite guise

>> No.13504482

>>13504474
the cook in the back has. This happens anywhere you go.

>> No.13504651

>>13504126
Enjoy hepatitis.

>> No.13504662
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13504662

Plain Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, Large Fry, and Water with no ice.

>> No.13504664

>>13504465
I don’t even want him to be near it, even him looking at my food will carry some part of him on a quantum level by a beam of light from his dirty eyeball to my food.

>> No.13504694

Can I get uhhhh deluxe double quarter pounder with cheese, just the sandwich? Thanks.

>> No.13504704

>>13504107
>Comer

>> No.13504719

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce, don't be frontin son no seeds on the bun we be up in this drive thru order for two I'm craving a number nine just like my shoe, I need some chicken up in here in this hizzle, fo rizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzle, Dr. Peppah my brotha, anotha for your motha, double double super size and don't forget the fries.

>> No.13504723

>>13504434
Robert? Sir... Roberts been dead for twenty years.

>> No.13504729
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13504729

>>13504107
One McDouble, one McChicken, a medium fry and a small Barq's with no ice, thank you.

>> No.13504734

Chingas a tu madre

>> No.13504761

>>13504723
N-no that's not true, I just saw him the other day

>> No.13504781

>>13504761
It's true, he died when he was stabbed by a creepy loner in an autistic fit of rage, the loner, they say killed himself in remorse of his evil deed and it's said that both he and Robert still haunt the restaurant.

>> No.13504791

Big Tasty Bacon
Curly fries with extra sour cream
Fanta without ice

can‘t get any better than that

>> No.13504831

>>13504662
underrated

>> No.13504844

>>13504107
Two hamburgers please.

>> No.13505013

>>13504284
HAHAHAH ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BLACK MAN SAID IT IN GRAND THEFT AUTO HAHAHAH I PLAYED THAT GAME LMAOOOOO

>> No.13505025

>>13505013
Based and dilationpilled tranny

>> No.13505099
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13505099

>mfw $75 for a happy meal

>> No.13505112

> Can i get Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, bap-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pap

Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa

>> No.13505512

>>13504133

/thread

>> No.13505724
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13505724

>>13504107
>Luisito
I look forward to Luisito providing high-quality, professional service to me as I order my meal.
fuck niggers

>> No.13507027

>>13504662
One big fry

>> No.13507075

That guy is a millionaire youtuber
>dude let's dress like poor people lmao
Fucked up...

>> No.13507146

>>13504107
I went to McDonalds for the first time in 4 years last weekend and I was depressed at how much it costs. It's like almost $9 for a simple Big Mac meal now.

>> No.13507197

>>13504107
>”Ii...huuuuhhhhhhhhh hmmmghhh.... eeeehhhh...”
>Pause linger
>”Signature and huuuh...”
>Longer Pause
>”Nuggets... and huuuh”
>Even longer pause
>Pretend to be on the phone for a bit
>”A Sundae.... andddd”
>Stop for a good 40s
>”Yeah and a Big Mac”
I love pretending to be stoned at fast food lines to make people seethe.

>> No.13507201

>>13504144
It’s Argentina, that’s a peso I think.
t. Spaniard

>> No.13507204

>>13504434
robert works at the kinoplex

>> No.13507206

>>13505099
at least the workers make a liveable wage now

>> No.13507263

>>13504107
one crispy chicken mcwrap with medium fries and a medium lemon iced tea

>> No.13507265

>>13504107
Nothing. I just really need to use the bathroom. Where is it?

>> No.13507693

>yeah uhhhhhhhh
>first of all i'm allergic to onions so have your workers change their gloves please
>thanks
>ok i'll take a bacon mcdouble plain, just bacon and cheese and patty, and a 6 piece mcnugget with real honey and a small fry (no salt) :^)
>oh and a dr pepper, thanks
the wagies follow my every order, all for under $10
and no nasty ass flavors from other shit they've been making all day plus brand new fries. :^)
* rubs hands together *

>> No.13508491

>>13504107
Can I get a McShit?

>> No.13508495

>>13504729
"We only serve Bang's here, sir"

>> No.13509496

>>13507075
he is also a douche, i dislike him.

>> No.13509515

>>13504107
Mango pineapple smoothie.

>> No.13509563

>>13504141
I bet their ice cream machine actually works, though.

>> No.13509572
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13509572

>>13504107
>ill take a big mac with large fries and a large coke

>> No.13509640

>>13504107
Me and my gf always get 4 mcchickens, 2 sausage burritos, 2 cheeseburgers, and 2 sausage McMuffin and 2 sundaes plus like 10 honey mustards

>> No.13509704

>>13507693
meanwhile, in reality
>yo some fag just made a fucking custom order at mcdonalds lmao
>yea w/e ill just make it the normal way

>> No.13509715

>>13504662
How can one post be so based?

>> No.13509757

>>13504107
Do Americans really?

>> No.13509783

>>13504107
a hamburger that i will find one of your scabs in please

>> No.13509794

>>13509640
How fat are you two lard elementals

>> No.13509802

>>13509794
>lard elementals
my sides

>> No.13509858

10 piece nugget meal
or
Two cheeseburger meal
or
Sausage muffin w egg meal

there's one right by my work and I eat there way too much

>> No.13509877

>>13509757
yes

>> No.13509892

>>13504107
a double cheese burger

>> No.13509968

>>13504107
2 Big Macs no onions and 2 Fillet-o-Fish for $10

>> No.13510190
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13510190

>>13504107
>Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.13510314

>>13510190
>>13505013

>> No.13510385

>>13504107
One Big Mac, large fries, and 10 McNuggets with a side of Big Mac sauce and honey mustard please!

>> No.13510477

>>13504137
Without tip?

>> No.13510593
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13510593

>>13504107
i prefer hesburger.

>> No.13510606

>>13504107
A KFC bucket please.

>> No.13510621

>>13509496
fuck you nigger luisito is based

>> No.13510715

mcnuggetear havin asss LMAOOOOOOOO

>> No.13510728
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13510728

I would have gotten 4 McDoubles but the fucking PRICES WENT UP BY 50% A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.

>> No.13510730

>>13507265
Behind the counter, sir. Just come take a shit on the grill.

>> No.13510771

>>13504144
>American education

>> No.13510781

Nothing actually. Just directions to the nearest Waffle House. Thanks.

>> No.13510880

>>13504455
subtle, I like it

>> No.13510893

>>13504107

ALL THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER!

t. Detroit

>> No.13510934

Joe Bastianich's My Selection, the one with smoked cheese in it. Medium fries, medium diet coke. I'll pay cash, thank you. Yeah no problem I'll wait here on the side. Ah, thank you.

>> No.13510960

>>13504107
medium double cheeseburger meal with coke, double cheeseburger, 6pc chicken nugget with bbq sauce

>> No.13510966

>>13509892
based

>> No.13511263

>>13505013
>trying this hard

>> No.13511286

>>13504107
This dudes face reminds me of that meme with the dog with the shit eating grin.

>> No.13511318

>>13504126
imagine being such a sperg that you can't even talk to a mcjob teenager for 10 seconds

>> No.13511395

>>13504126
only reason to use the kiosks is because they don't change repeatedly while you're trying to read them

>> No.13511400

>>13504662
imagine actually ordering water when it is free in the bathroom

>> No.13511675
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13511675

>>13504107
2 McChickens, but instead of mayo I want big mac sauce. thanks.

>> No.13512339

>>13507027

for you

>> No.13512353

>>13510728
My local McDonald's charges fucking $2.09 for a McDouble now, completely not worth it to get them anymore

>> No.13512356

>>13511675
95% chance your mcchickens come swimming in both

>> No.13512370
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13512370

>>13504144
conquering the world

>> No.13512377

>>13504107

I dont fucking know because your dogshit digital displays are more ad than menu, i have to use the digital koisk just to see the fucking menu

>> No.13512387

>>13512370

Why the fuck does japan like mcdonalds so much? No way in fuck can tourism prop up 3.5k mcdonalds in a country the size of a state

>> No.13512390

>>13512377
This. I use the kiosk because otherwise I would have no fucking clue what mcdonalds even sells anymore.

>> No.13512403

Can i get sandwhitch

>> No.13512419
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13512419

>>13512370
>iceland marked blue
>iceland listed as having the third most expensive mcdonalds burger

>> No.13512435

>>13512377
it's funny. I was at a BK the other day and had to wait at the drive through for it to cycle around to the value menu because it was half ads and half combo meals. for an industry that emphasizes speed they sure don't care about menu clarity

>> No.13512452

>>13512435
>>13512390

It's intentional suggestion, to sell more expensive options and undersell cheap value items. The idea is that if you go in a rush, you'll buy off of what menu you see, even if it's only a partial menu of the expensive options.

>> No.13512467

>>13512387
Japan is obsessed with the US. Baseball is also the most popular sport in Japan. It's mainly due to the post-WWII occupation.

>> No.13512515

>>13504144
It's Mexico, the guy is a famous youtuber called luisito comunicado.

>> No.13512519

>>13504444
Mexican pesos, mexican laanguage.

>> No.13512521

>>13504107
i want a WHOPPER

>> No.13512529

>>13504107
nothing, your food and you are utter garbage and waste. fuck you, shave.

>> No.13512531

>>13504107
Two McDoubles with mayo and extra pickles, medium fries, and a coke.

>> No.13512535
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13512535

>>13504145

>> No.13512542

I'm a manager at McDonalds in Germany. Was about to post some shit but instead just want to tell you this:
You can't complain to get me kicked. My job is also to make you fuck off so you don't stop my workers from working. I don't have to satisfy you in any form.
Customers aren't king at McDonalds, you're a fat fuck that will come back anyways, and if you really don't come there is a list of other retards wanting to wait 15 minutes for a 10€ shitty meal that won't satisfy your hunger.

>> No.13512559

>>13512542
>manager at McDonalds
yeah your post didnt need this qualifier

>> No.13513154

>>13510477
sir it'll be extra if i have to fuck you

>> No.13513328

>>13504144
>>13507201
that's mexico and seems like the guy is some kind of famous youtuber from there.

There is no way thats argentina , i remember seeing a big mac at $320


But then again , i would want the argentinian mc bacon smokehouse , clubhouse , the BK triple stacker , cuadruple stacker and quintuple stacker with the sauce.

I heard you can only get certain burgers there

>> No.13513332

>>13504284
>>13505013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xa6F7ntzJU

>> No.13513595

>>13511400
Imagine actually ordering food when it's free in the trash can

>> No.13513692

>>13512419
We used to have them

>> No.13514386

>>13512542
based. do you get turks a lot?

>> No.13514417

>>13504719
man if this aint a throwback

>> No.13514442

>>13504107
Sorry, but I only come to these places to be served by cute girls. I'll try again next shift.

>> No.13514787

>>13508495
Do you have du Cnoix?

>> No.13514800

>>13512370
>Cuba has a McDonald's
lmao

>> No.13514868
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13514868

Please add tomato powder.

>> No.13514936

"imagine actually ordering water when it is free in the bathroom"
You drink out of the toilet, or the sink??

>> No.13514938

>>13514936
No, the bath.

>> No.13514978

"No, the bath"
Bath?
What McDs you at that has a bath?? The Saudi Prince? Heck, even the White House one doesn't have a bath! I even rage as no walk-in shower!

>> No.13514984

>>13514978
How can a bathroom not have a bath?

>> No.13515016

"How can a bathroom not have a bath?"
Ok, grammar nazi. Restroom.
But I don't know why it should be called that either. I wouldn't want to rest in there.

>> No.13516054

>>13504107
Two plain mcchickens with no buns, thanks.

>> No.13517213

>>13514386
Lmfao, there's so many Turks in Germany, especially hanging around McDonald's, like a sandnigger hang out center. No germans fought back, literally some Persian kid shot dead 9 turks couple years back lol

>> No.13517403

>>13504107
>mcchikin mcdouble small fry and a water
>thanks that will be $3.23

>> No.13517423

>>13510593
Hesburger is completely shit. The blandest burgers ever smothered in mayonnaise, and there’s like three burgers in the entire menu. Even mcdonalds is better.

>> No.13517439

>>13507201
It's not Argentina right now dude. With their inflation it would be at least six times those prices.

>> No.13518803

The P.L.T. meal combo, with an iced tea, unsweetened

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>>13518803
Based and plantpilled

>> No.13518998

>>13504107
Some cock with a side of balls and a garnish of pubes

>> No.13519084

One large number 9 with a diet dr. pepper and one mc chicken
Yes I know I should be drinking water but if i'm going to mcdicks in the first place i'm just gonna get a soda.
Also don't judge me but I dip my fries in ranch.

>> No.13519313

Buttermilk Crispy Chicken with Iced Tea
McChicken
Mozarella Sticks

>> No.13519323

>>13504107
thats such a depressing photo I feel bad Hope he gets far in life

>> No.13519331

Can I get a fuckin' uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mcchicken please?

>> No.13519373

>>13504107
cani get chiken slects please sir

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13519607

>>13504126
FPBP