/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13498962]

>"im glad i spent so much time in the kitchen"

[Anonymous No.13498982]

>>13498962
Heh. Nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.13499018]

>i'm glad i spent so much time shitposting on a cambodian shadow puppet forum

[Anonymous No.13499028]

>I'm glad I was able to make delicious foods for my friends, family and myself

[Anonymous No.13499031]

>I'm glad it's finally fucking over without anybody I know being traumatized by the thought that I killed myself

[Anonymous No.13499037]

>is it too much to ask for my brain to be preserved a jar?

[Anonymous No.13499043]

>is that shit on the ceiling?

[Anonymous No.13499059]

>single room
Lel I fucking wish

[Anonymous No.13499066]

>God why can't I think of some witty last words like Oscar Wilde

[Anonymous No.13499067]

>>13498962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WRmmLKhkE0

[Anonymous No.13499068]

Since I'd probably be in there for prostate cancer, I hope a nice, sausage-fingered nurse would give me a nice milking. I want him to mash my button like he's Master Takahashi

[Anonymous No.13499075]

>im glad i lived to see the illegitimate state of isr*el perish in my lifetime...

[Anonymous No.13499080]

>>13499075
based

[Anonymous No.13499083]

>>13499067
Thank God we really have these products today. The 90s must have been hell.

[Anonymous No.13499103]

>>13499075
lol

[Anonymous No.13499143]

>>13498962
Considering he's lying on a hospital bed and has the time to realize he's dying and make his peace with the world and his loved ones I'd say he is glad, rather than being dead in the waiting line for Subway.

[Anonymous No.13499156]

>I'm glad I spent all of my money on restaurants and delivery

[Anonymous No.13499157]

>>13499075
Soon brother!

[Anonymous No.13499682]

>Im glad I spent my life doing what I loved