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[Anonymous No.13496779]

what is the best alcohol to drink while snowed in?

[Anonymous No.13496798]

None. That is a dangerous situation and you need to remain at your mental peak until it is over. Have some cocoa.

[Anonymous No.13496805]

>>13496798
but I NEED it

[Anonymous No.13496817]

Mother Russia says Wadka

[Anonymous No.13496824]

Sweet cider and some rolling tobacco or weed.

[Anonymous No.13496839]

>>13496817
How about a White Russian with a candy cane rim??

[Anonymous No.13496849]

>>13496779
>snowed in
I bet the snow is barely ankle deep you soft fucking southern monkeys. I live in Edmonton and have never once had the day off from anything because of snow or cold despite its getting 10inches overnight some days.

Fuck you. The answer is hot sweet cider and rum. Add cinnamon if you have it.

[Anonymous No.13496865]

>>13496849
You probably switched genders, and live at your ex wife's, and her husband's house as a 10 year old girl.

[Anonymous No.13496868]

>>13496779
hot cider + bourbon

[Anonymous No.13496872]

>>13496779
Rye

[Anonymous No.13496898]

>>13496865
Yes, and her husband is my daddy who sexually abuses me every night while my ex-wife mommy is asleep. What does that have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.13496913]

>>13496898
>What does that have to do with anything?
Nothing. Just pointing out that it, (and dogsex) are normal in Canada.
Carry on.

[Anonymous No.13496919]

>>13496898
It means you need to maker yourself a white chocolate mocha with an espresso baileys foam and a few shots of peppermint vodka.

[Anonymous No.13497123]

>>13496779
>>13496805
whiskey makes me feel warmer inside compared to most other alcohols
but theres nothing like a nice glass of scotch after a big meal man that shit is beyond comfy and i always sleep so well after a hearty stew and a glass of scotch or a nice roast and a glass of scotch or just a lot of scotch and a glass of scotch
i really like scotch and i think i might have a drinking problem but damn do i sometimes sleep well

[Anonymous No.13497143]

>>13496849
>in Edmonton
>measures snow in inches
>never had a snowday
bullshit you fucking faggot
i live in ontario and i have had college classes, university classes, and graduate classes/seminars cancelled due to extreme snow and cold
twice since ive been here they closed down the entire campus, even the buildings that are supposed to be 24/7
ive received several calls and notifications from bosses while working part time during my undergrad saying not to worry about it if i couldnt come into work because the conditions were so bad
once i showed up anyways and they paid me time and a half

[Anonymous No.13497148]

>>13496913
i have literally NEVER seen or heard of snowfall being measured in inches in canada in 29 years and i have lived in five different provinces and many snowfalls across this time, three years of which were in alberta and even two years in NWT. he is falseflagging, though i dont know why youd ever want to falseflag as a leaf on 4chan, just seems like a waste of time

[Anonymous No.13497152]

>>13496919
Ooh that sounds good

[Anonymous No.13497328]

>>13496779
weed, grilled cheese with salami, and an ice cold hamms

[Anonymous No.13497375]

it's weird how snow is such a common part of most people's lives but I've seen snow like less than 10 times in my life

[Anonymous No.13497379]

>>13497375
>his dwelling isnt literally made of snow
>he doesnt use snow-powered appliances or devices
what a fucking pleb
lmao i bet sometimes you experience warmth too, fuckin nerd

[Anonymous No.13497382]

>>13496849
>he thinks ten inches is a lot
That's cute. You're cute.

[Anonymous No.13497389]

>>13497375
you'll never really know what it means to be comfy, i feel bad for you

[Anonymous No.13497608]

>>13497389
I'm fine, freezing my ass off doesn't sound very comfy

[Anonymous No.13497612]

>>13496779
Chain chugging cheap lager, look in your heart you know it to be true

[Anonymous No.13497621]

>>13497608
>he does wrap himself in several warm blannkets when hes ambiently cold with a warm, comforting beverage, listening to comfy tunes or playing a comfy game or watching a comfy movie
you have no idea what you are missing out on

[Anonymous No.13497623]

>>13497608
cope

[Anonymous No.13497631]

>>13497623
>cope
what does he need to cope about
hes not freezing his ass off

[Anonymous No.13497632]

>>13497608
>cold isn’t comfy
Nigger

[Anonymous No.13497635]

>>13497621
you don't need snow for that, it's clearly and indoor activity. it still gets cold where I live, just doesn't snow

[Anonymous No.13497645]

>>13497635
>you don't need snow for that
lads hes never been comfy in his life
please pity him and dont bully him too much

[Anonymous No.13497654]

>>13497635
nigger what

[Anonymous No.13497670]

>>13497654
what do you mean what? the example you gave for why snow is comfy is that you curl up in a blanket and watch a movie or something, but I don't see how snow is required for that at all. I could understand if you said I was missing out on playing in the snow or something, because that is actually an activity involving snow

[Anonymous No.13497688]

>>13497621
>>13497623
>>13497632
>>13497645
>>13497654
northerniggers BTFO

[Anonymous No.13497701]

>>13497621
>the best part of snow is sitting inside not around any snow at all
great example

[Anonymous No.13497706]

>>13496779
Mint schnapps.

[Anonymous No.13497712]

>>13497670
Snow absorbs sound really well. The period immediately after a thick snowfall is probably the absolute quietest many places will get.

[Anonymous No.13497716]

>>13497670
>>13497701
you just dont get it. you can have snow without the cold, and you can have cold without the snow
just today it was 6°C and we had plenty of snow on the ground
did that stop me from making hot chocolates with marshmallows and watching nightmare before christmas and then put a santa hat on the corner of the tv and watched lord of the rings and drank every time a character "wore the hat" with my two roommates while we all wore santa hats and were comfy under blankets? fuck no and it was fuckin sick and we turned our christmas lights back on and lit a gingerbread scented candle before it all started

[Anonymous No.13497722]

>>13497716
did you also stimulate each other's bussies? stupid fucking canadian faggot im glad trudeau is starving you white fags off the planet

[Anonymous No.13497733]

>>13497722
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT SHATTER MY ILLUSION OF WINTER AND THE COLD WEATHER IN GENERAL
also starving who wtf lol hes literally doing the opposite

[Anonymous No.13497740]

>>13497670
>>13497701
You've been around snow before, right?

[Anonymous No.13497749]

>>13497733
im about to get an ice storm with 2 inches of ice accumulation i dont need some discord soyjak reddit faggot nigger defending castro junior

[Anonymous No.13497764]

>>13497749
i appreciate that you backed yourself into a corner with absolutely nothing to come back with, but i hope you get 2 meters instead and you are one of the casualties like from the ice storm 26 years ago

[Anonymous No.13497773]

>>13497749
>>13497764
I was on board until you Reddit'd yourself. What the fuck is this? There's no argument here you just gave up. Canada fucking sucks. Dozens of people literally just died in an orchestrated plane crash and you guys are arguing about who hates snow more? The only rebuttal we got was the South Park apology of "We're sorry, our bad."

[Anonymous No.13497778]

>>13497740
yes, it's not as if I don't travel. it's just that it never snows where I live

[Anonymous No.13497784]

Im snowedin too op. Im drinking vodka and minute maid frozen fruit punch.

[Anonymous No.13497812]

>>13497382
This reminds me of when I was 3 years old and we got 2 feet of snow. It was the funnest thing to build 'giant' snow forts and have snowball fights. I'd fucking love to live there.

[Anonymous No.13497820]

>>13497143
He talks about his experience in Edmonton and you use your anecdotes about Ontario to prove him wrong? Are you retarded or just African American?

[Anonymous No.13497834]

>>13497820
neither >>13497148

[Anonymous No.13497862]

>>13496779
Why did you post an upskirt drawing of a little girl on my cooking board?

[Anonymous No.13498354]

>>13496779
Dude I see the pic. Embrace your weebness. Hot bath with hot sake. Let all the warmth fill you and sleep through the snow.

[Anonymous No.13498377]

>>13497148
>i have literally NEVER seen or heard of snowfall being measured in inches in canada in 29 years
Talk to someone older than you once in a while. Canada only metrified in the 70s and plenty of boomers and gen Xers still think and talk in Imperial.
Everyone I know around your age flips back and forth between Imperial and Metric willy-nilly anyway, you're the odd one out here.

[Anonymous No.13498404]

>>13497143
Congratulations on being a bitch made faggot?

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13498869]

>>13496779
if you have the option to leave and get alcohol you aren't snowed in

but beer with cider

[Anonymous No.13498875]

well im not snowed in per se but my mental state has recently become unraveled so ive started drinking heavier than I ever have before

im enjoying 200ml of jameson and some ginger ale right now and I've done nothing in the past 48 hours but buy fast food and browse wikipedia

[Anonymous No.13498884]

>>13498875
Yeah, alcoholism is a metaphorical snowing in, but in that case the best alcohol is either none or whatever you can get your hands on depending on how you look at it.

[Anonymous No.13499122]

>>13498377
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Literally nobody here measures snowfall in imperial units, mutt.