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>> No.13491281

>>13491274
lol how does he get out?

>> No.13491305

>>13491281
EAT THE DIRT BIGOT!!

>> No.13492207

>this amazing culture can barely scramble eggs
China better do a better job colonizing Africa than we did.

>> No.13492224

>>13491274
Sometimes I think they do this just to take the piss.

>> No.13492288
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>animal planet

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>> No.13492596

>>13492224

they're paid to do retarded jungle ape shit for the camera. you seriously think they don't use basic pots?

>> No.13492628

>>13492596
yeah I'm sure they all have cell phones too

They aren't like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer just pretending to be simple-minded, they really are just savages

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I want to try this but it seems like a lot of effort for fast food-tier food

>> No.13492668

>>13492628

if you think african bushmen don't use pots you're even more retarded than they are.

>> No.13492673

>>13491274
>there is no such thing as race

>> No.13492771

>>13492668
ive seen African children in t-shirts, but I know they weren't made by a village tailor but donated by americans

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>>13491274

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>>13493480

>> No.13493482
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Nobody is prepared for this.

>> No.13493530

>>13493482
At first I was a bit disgusted, but then I realized I have no reason not to do this myself.

>> No.13493545
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>> No.13493547

>>13492659
have anymore of dem frames?

>> No.13493548
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>> No.13493549

>>13493482
IASIP did it

>> No.13493551

>>13493545
waiter: say when
me: *silently maintaining eye contact*

>> No.13493556
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>this triggers people with OCD

>> No.13493560

>>13493481
This is awful and I hate everyone involved. Truly revolting.

>> No.13493566

>>13493556
I'm not triggered it's just a dumb way of doing it.

>> No.13493570

>>13493560
The point is for the revolting association to make you experience the cognitive dissonance. Simple but effective. A meal doesn't only have to be about flavor.

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>> No.13493590
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>> No.13493593

>>13493551
reddit is a few clicks away

>> No.13493594

>>13493585
>Here, let me just give you some RIND.

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>>13493598
what a fucking chad way to serve cake

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>> No.13493607

>>13493598
>corn on the cob
>95% inedible waste
>filling up precious space on a submarine

>> No.13493610

>>13493607
>He doesn't shove his cobs in the torpedo tube.

>> No.13493619

>>13493606
forget the fry look at the size of that bitch's nose!

She looks like someone slammed a potato on her face and she just kept it there out of spite

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>>13493607
>not using cob as their personal organic dildos
it will take a while before they start to fuck each other

>> No.13493636

>>13493606
>take a potato
>deep fry the fucker whole
>sell it for 6 gorrillion dollars to retarded new yorkers
>profit

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>> No.13493647
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>> No.13493652

>>13493647
How did they magic up those potatoes?

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>>13493622 (dubs)

>> No.13493667

>>13493639
now i wanna see the immediate aftermath of that conquest, which is her stomach bulging from all that pasta.

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>> No.13493673

>>13493670
Imagine the smell of your vinegary vomit after eating that.

>> No.13493686

>>13493480
soy latte with extra soy

>> No.13493692

>>13493594
>6 seconds in: what are you saying you can clearly see the rind still there after the scoop
>right after: oh he's not done? oh no...
I get that rind is usually edible but just the presentation alone takes such a hit with the snakey piece of near solid cheese on top of the melted cheese.

>> No.13493700

>>13493673
you really like posting that huh?

>> No.13493701
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>> No.13493704

>>13493622
>pasta on top of pizza
What is wrong with these people

>> No.13493706

>>13493601
Webm looks like ass but I had a non-fucked sandwich like that with brisked, runny PB and jelly. Messy but it tasted fucking great.

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>> No.13493722

>>13492771
Same as they have no advanced metallurgic production methods. But they will still get their hands on a piece of scrap metal and use it as a pan. Cooking an egg in sand is just for show.

>> No.13493730

>>13493570
The point does not need to be made. Of course you could eat food from a spotlessly clean toilet and it would be fine. It is just a piece of ceramic after all. Just as a plate is. Being smug about making it some kind of "experience" is the lame part.

>> No.13493744

>>13493639
>>13493667
where can i find a clip of her shitting out a horse dick sized log?

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>>13493619
>look at the size of that bitch's nose!

>> No.13493753

>>13493730
What about that webm makes them look smug? You're projecting at this point. You can't deny that it is an experience to cultivate, because it is.

>> No.13493763

>>13493701
i thought they were trolling once they dumped the chicken into that butter but it actually came out pretty good even thought its probably far from healthy. huge amounts of wasted butter was also kind of sad.

>> No.13493765

>>13493753
It is, because it is? Why? Is the picture of the sous vide condom also an experience to cultivate? Because it shows us that (man-)meat in a condom is not only a sexual thing, but can be a culinary experience?

>> No.13493795

>>13493765
Yeah, you could definitely benefit from overstepping some of your unconscious boundaries a little.

>> No.13493798

>>13493763
>wasted butter
Don't worry it was all absorbed by the rice

>> No.13493817

>>13493798
did you see all the butter that didnt make it onto the chicken? and even if it did make it that is still 5lbs of butter across 6 to 8 servings.

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>>13493701
Just don't use salted butter. Made that mistake once.

>> No.13493848

>>13493817
Honestly making the shell was neat but they contaminated ALL the butter when pushing the chicken in.

>> No.13493868

>>13493556
This kind of thing just makes no sense to me. I have OCPD and I cannot for the life of me understand how someone can do something so obviously incorrectly without a hint of irony

>> No.13493870

>>13493661
only my fat friends do this

>> No.13493871

>>13492771
Damn, I must be a cave man too, I have never tailored my own t shirt

>> No.13493882

>>13493607
Talking shit about corn on the cob but not salad? I would imagine it has negative calories, THAT'S wasting space

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>>13493889

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>>13493896

>> No.13493924

>>13493795
No he couldn't. Boundaries are there for a reason.

>> No.13493941

>>13493480
>starts off with a perfectly normal, regular smile
>his inner bugman breaks free from it's restraints and he unconsciously switches to the Soylent grin right before the picture isntaken

holy fuck man this isnjust depressing, honestly. it's so ingrained intonthem at this point, I kinda wonder if they can even control it. jesus christ

>> No.13493944

>>13493480
This isn't your average soy
This is...advanced soy

>> No.13493962

>>13492673
>>13491305
They removed the dirt, and fire sterilizes things. Low IQ posts desu

>> No.13493967

>>13493924
Even confirming the validity of your boundaries is good justification for tentatively overstepping them.

>> No.13493975

>>13493619
I can see why she was chosen to do the large fries video.

>> No.13494050

>>13493482
>white "people"

>> No.13494084

>>13493482
Jackass did this year's ago.

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>>13493606
lmao
She looks like the Kosher ASMR guy

>> No.13494102

>>13494084
Did they? I never watched it, but that is so much less extreme than what the show was made out to be.

>> No.13494107

>>13493606
>>13493647
All of that salt triggers me.

>> No.13494115

>>13493710
>29 dollars
nigga what the fuck is wrong with you. you get that shit at any hotel.

>> No.13494143

>>13493882
you're one dumb bastard

>> No.13494303

>>13493481
Poo in loo

>> No.13494583

>>13493594
Tastelet detected.

>> No.13494644

>>13493585
>ruining it with the rind
No one wants to eat that rubbery stuff

>> No.13494651

>>13494644
Rind is for strong jaws.

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>>13493900
>does not brown the por
>puts peas in way too early so they become mushy and grey

>> No.13495034

>>13493884
>black hand cutting bacon
>close tab

>> No.13495057

>>13493482
Like we haven't seeing this on /ck/ for years

>> No.13495098

>>13493941
How come a random stranger making a dumb face will just set you off on this tangent? Do you get triggered like this 20 times a day? Fuck me you're sad

>> No.13495127

>>13493896
>bones in the chicken in the stew
Nothing like eating stew with a fork and knife, you stupid animals.

>> No.13495164

>>13493884
Guud shit. Don't get the why they used beer rather than wine to deglaze it but the fuck do I know

>> No.13495268

>>13493606
she would be so much hotter with a nose job

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>>13493481

>> No.13495457
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>>13493598
what a comfy way to eat

>> No.13495475

>>13495098
>How come a random stranger making a dumb face will just set you off on this tangent?

mental illness

>> No.13495487

>>13493670
unf

>> No.13495497

>>13494115
how many hotels have you stayed at?

>> No.13495514
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>> No.13495517

>>13493482
>Putting on lipstick and earrings ton spit in a bowl
Magnificent

>> No.13495518 [DELETED] 

>>13495299
wh*te people should be eradicated

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>>13495518
i'm so sick of this shit. say that to someone not online and see what happens!

>> No.13495580

>>13495518
Watch as this anti-white post never gets deleted.

>> No.13495594

>>13495299
Eating an entire avocado with a few pieces of lettuce and salmon doesn't seem healthy at all

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>>13495580
free speech, bitch

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>>13495518

>> No.13495641

>>13493482
Since they banned all knives in britain how else are bongs going to cook?

>> No.13495664

>>13493606
>what makes these fries so giant
its a fucking potato

>> No.13495680
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>>13495664
its a meme so instagram whores can take pictures. Thats the whole reason meme food exists.

>> No.13495701

i miss jack in webms

>> No.13495730

>>13495497
Not the guy you're quoting but over a hundred 3 star or above hotels all over Europe and what was shown in the webm is terribly bad.

>> No.13495861

>>13495680
For what purpose?

>> No.13495951

>>13494680
I'd still fugg her

>> No.13495978

>>13492657
That boi hungry.

>> No.13495981

>>13493670
>No gloves

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>> No.13496007

>>13492524
>bake 15-20 mins
>puffs up in less than 3 seconds

>> No.13496020
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>>13492659
>onion is clearly already peeled
>he peels it again
oy?

>> No.13496035

>>13495599
It is a common misconception that the First Amendment prohibits anyone from limiting free speech, including private, non-governmental entities.[1] It is applicable only to state actors

>> No.13496055

>>13493481
i know its just chocolate but thats fucking disgusting

>> No.13496085
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does anyone have the sandwich where he just keeps stuffing meat and cheese into it and chopped up french fries with more cheese

>> No.13496090

>>13494050
She's not white. She clearly looks like she's from a Hispanic country, probably Portugal or Spain.

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>>13493818
what happens if you do?

>> No.13496115

>>13494096
>eating all that salty shit
>about to eat a big slice of cake
>nothing to drink
i never get how do people do this do they store water in their necks?

>> No.13496154

>>13492771
You didn't even make a point there, you just said something.

>> No.13496185

>>13493601
Peanut butter is great on a burger, but nutella?

>> No.13496191

>>13493619
Twitter let out early today?

>> No.13496207

Africa is a huge continent.
There are rich and poor people everywhere. There are American billionaires, and Americans who starve to death in the street. And there are Europeans (*cough* Ukraine) who are so poor they become prostitutes, and Europeans who are billionaires
There are African billionaires too, like Elon Musk.

>> No.13496238

>>13493710
I like how his hand gestures indicate being particularly impressed by the presence of a toaster.

>> No.13496315

>>13493481
Pure hipster faggottry.

>> No.13496345

>takes bite
>smiles and nods at the camera

>> No.13496406

Is there anything more revolting than hipster millennial cooking? Jesus I can't even imagine what Zoomers are going to be cooking.

>> No.13496506
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>>13493701
>three cuts of the carrot penetration

>> No.13496527

>>13493722
cope

>> No.13496530

>>13495861
advertising so people go to try it
then the restaurant closes within a year having exhausted the novelty

>> No.13496537

>>13495518
only the ones in nyc sf and la, maybe portland

>> No.13496548

>>13496007
based retard

>> No.13496560

>>13495594
That's like 450 calories. If you're a woman and that's all you eat, that's plenty for lunch

>> No.13496568

>>13496530
what the fuck else are restaurants for? you open one to play with an idea for a bit and close it when you're done, if it catches on you can turn it into a chain and sell it. unless you want to be one of those HIV-riddled grease traps on the side of the road that poor people bring their kids to.

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>>13493606
>Everybody's calling, asking for those fries
[X] doubt
Nobody wants to eat a deep fried baked potato

>> No.13496610

>>13495531
I did. She nodded in agreement and apologized for her ancestors and started crying.

>> No.13496633

>>13496035
I thought you died, Scalia, lol!

>> No.13496642

>>13495641
>banned all knives in britain
Source? Oh, your rancid ass, ok!

>> No.13496655

>>13495518
Basado y rojopildora

>> No.13496665

>>13495299
Her eyes are very expressive in a sort of fake reality show style.

>> No.13496669

>>13493619
i remember maddox

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>>13495518
There are no white people in that webm

>> No.13497004

>>13493896
Why put the flour in before the broth? Isn't the flour to thicken the broth?

>> No.13497035 [DELETED] 

>>13496610
Typical nigger, bullying women.

>> No.13497043

>>13491274
Next time, bring a pan.

>> No.13497048

>>13495621
That entire channel had to disable the likes and comments because they got some much shit over these.

>> No.13497078

>>13495612
>>13495680
Kay seems like she has an IQ of about 70.

>> No.13497088

>>13495701
He's a gem but how many times can you see Aunt Myrna's casserole. Is he still making retarded shit? Didn't he stroke out?

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>>13497088
He had another stroke and lost use of his right arm. He still does videos but is such a lazy fuck that he refuses to incorporate the arm so it can get better despite loads of people advising him to.
His views have fucking plummeted since the second stroke because it's just not funny to look at him now.

>> No.13497125

>>13493594
I would be fucking pissed off if I didn't get the rind. The rind is the best bit!

>> No.13497133

>>13493598
Who the fuck drinks milk past the age of 3?
Disgusting

>> No.13497139

>>13493606
Had these for years. They're called roast potatoes.

>> No.13497402

>>13495514
Very nice and refreshing after all the gluttony in this thread!
Looks simple, tasty and healthy - I actually wanna try this out.

>> No.13497465

>>13497133
Me, when I was sucking on your mom's titties last night.

>> No.13497475

>>13495580
Lol. Deleted. Turns out the anti-white conspiracy isn't a thing and you just suck at life. Nice try at finding something to blame other than your own dumb ass.

>> No.13497477 [DELETED] 

>>13497133
n-word detected

>> No.13497485

>>13497110
It's depressing. We suggest people lose weight and eat vegan... They just don't listen... Meatheads will never learn.

>> No.13497551

>>13493606
the smaller the better the fries

>> No.13497575

>>13497004

You need to coat flour in a bit of fat and ideally cook it out a bit before mixing adding to liquid, or it doesn't really mix in properly and you get lumps.

>> No.13497590 [DELETED] 

>>13497477
you can say nigger here. no one will downboat you :^)

>> No.13497637

>>13496642
>Getting upset about memes

>> No.13497798

>>13496238
He's surprised that it's so far away from all the bread

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>>13497590
I got banned for making a Jew joke. You never know with /ck/'s retarded mod team

>> No.13497880

>>13497847
Faggot

>> No.13497943

>>13493606
Did they not batter the potatoes at all? Wtf, New Yorkers are dumber than I thought

>> No.13497986

>>13496694
He's completely defeated after that and doesn't even try to get up.

>> No.13498018

>>13497847
>removing the post number
You deserved it 100%

>> No.13498146

>>13493601
im 100% mad right now, what the fuck was that?

>> No.13498194

>>13494096
this was cool but soy, the butter part was interesting

>> No.13498216

>>13493701
>be a chicken
>get raised in some weird prision where they tell you when to eat and when to sleep
>get your head cut off by some machine one day
>see your own body running everywhere before you drift into the afterlife
>you are now a ghost seeing how some weird guy films your old dead body while putting weird shit inside your anus
>getting eated by said guy
>your body gets shitted afterwards

>> No.13498259

>>13493639
What a champ

>> No.13498630

>>13491274
>Animal Planet

>> No.13498646

>>13496115
In their entire body, actually. If you're not about to produce sufficient saliva to complete a meal without assistance you might have diabetes.

>> No.13498663

>>13493482
Honestly if you're cooking for yourself, your gf or your manager doesn't give a fuck this seems highly efficient.

>> No.13498667

>>13493593
Go there, you can downvote posts you dont like.

>> No.13498693

>>13498667
Or I can call you a faggot, faggot

>> No.13498703

>>13493744
>implying she doesn't purge that shit the second the cameras are off.

>> No.13498714

>>13496115
he has orange juice to drink, it's on the scale across the table from him

>> No.13498719

>>13498714
If he got up to get it his head would be cut off by one of those crazy gizmos.

>> No.13498733
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*knock knock*

>> No.13498748

>>13493622
Some fucking genius at this place (probably the delivery boy) said 'hey lol I bet if you roll the pizza up and call it a burrito, you can upsell at 15% to retards.' And boyyyyyy was he right

>> No.13498760

>>13497847
>I got banned for making a Jew joke
you got banned for being generic and boring

>> No.13498769
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Shit thread

>> No.13498775

>>13498769
That sounds so good, but I always cringe at the stupid crap the narrator has to say. Wow, the combination of ingredients makes it good. Shut the fuck up, jerk-off.

>> No.13498777

>>13498018
Every time I see the post not being shared I automatically assume it's beyond well deserved.

>> No.13498806

>>13498769
>that much cilantro
wut

>> No.13498809

>>13498806
Yeah, most of the world doesn't know when to quit on cilantro.

>> No.13498818

>>13493548
what the fuck that looks so fucking good HOLY SHIT

>> No.13498847

>>13495981
They don't have the nose-picking gene over there

>> No.13498853

>>13491274
weres the video were they do something like this but in the background you can see pots and pans

>> No.13498856

>>13498853
probably on youtube

>> No.13498877

>>13495531
why does the shrimp have to be live for any of this shit?

>> No.13498882

>>13498853
They could be pulling a prank on the guy. There's that one time some tribe pranked Bourdain into eating a warthog's asshole

>> No.13498886

>>13495612
>wait a second
>i recognize that pink induction stovetop
>i recognize those caveman fingers
>finally, I recognize the knife that she uses for everything

i've never been more horrified in my entire life

>> No.13498889

>>13498882
Holy shit that's epic. No wonder he killed himself. Who could ever recover from being BTFO like that?

>> No.13498895

>>13498889
Not sure where you're going with that, but here's the clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xNwWYLX3H0

>> No.13498899

>>13493548
In theory this isnt the worst, but I'm not hungry enough to be intrigued

>> No.13498904

>>13496020
He's getting rid of that shitty first layer, you can only do it once you've cut into it. Run along to a fast-food thread will you know.

>> No.13498909

>>13496085
Stupid fucking twat her.

>> No.13498914

>>13493481
>yummy

>> No.13498917
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>>13498914

>> No.13498918

>>13496207
You're pathetic.

>> No.13498925

>>13498895
lol even savages are laughing at white guilt

>> No.13498938

>>13493601
>Nothing wron...WHAT THE FUCK!

>> No.13498942

>>13495268
She's be hotter in an oven mate.

>> No.13498945

>>13497139
>roast
>fried
OK

>> No.13498949

>>13495299
STOP WITH THE FUCKING EPIC REDDIT INFOMERCIAL INSTAGRAM CARTOON EYE BULLSHIT I FUCKING HATE WHEN THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS DO THIS SHIT I GET IT YOUR FAGGOT AVOCADO BREAD TASTES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOD!!!!! WHO FUCKING CARES YOU FUCKING HARLOT TASTE MY FUCKING SHOE SOMETIME MAYBE YOULL PULL A DREAMWORKSFACE WHEN THE HEEL HITS YOUR TONGUE

>> No.13498951

>>13495098
it's the fact that the guy can't help but make the stupid face, it's not his choice. That's why it's depressing

>> No.13498968

>>13495531
What did he say?

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>>13493480

>> No.13498973

>>13498968
The conversation is over, fuck off.

>> No.13498992

>>13498973
>Imagine being this hurt over some shitskin on the internet
Grow the fuck up and tell me you fucking cunt.

>> No.13498996

>>13498968
He said he believes the validity of the existence of white-skinned races is questionable.

>> No.13499007

>>13498146
Some kind of Elvis Burger

>> No.13499023

>>13498996
and he's crying over that lol. Who gives a fuck about their opinion, they'd shoot their own neighbour for a pair of shoes or an iPhone.

>> No.13499044

>>13493753
>it is an experience to cultivate


Yeah me and me friends had an "experience" because we pretended to eat poop. Okay. I don't get it

>> No.13499048

>>13493967
It sounds like what you are saying is "it's okay to dumb stupid and retarded shit as long as it reminds us that what we are doing is stupid and retarded"

>> No.13499057
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fishy flip

>> No.13499070

>>13498877
Does it matter? It's not like it suffered. At that body size, with oil you know is above 350F, that fucker was dead very quick.

>> No.13499095

>>13497847
Dumb nigger

>> No.13499097

>>13493548
There's no way this would be good, and this man is reviled by his countrymen

>t. Turk

>> No.13499113

>>13491274
Den dey eat de poo poo.

>> No.13499130

>>13499057
I still don't get why this guy did the flip on an angle

>> No.13499132

>>13499057
what a fucking idiot, lmao.

>> No.13499142

>>13493530
>no reason
not being an autist maybe
also putting any raw animal product in your mouth is a great way to get mega liquefied (and potentially lethal) food poisoning shits. Fish is somewhat of an exception, although still fairly risky

>> No.13499175

>>13493884
looks rancid, and probably tastes like shit too

>> No.13499176

>>13495442
Melon

>> No.13499177

>>13494096
>africans could've eaten that butter
I'm glad reddit did tihs

>> No.13499179

>>13493889
mmmm raw eggs sugoi

>> No.13499187

>>13493482
fucking hot omg

>> No.13499232

>>13493701
the fkn lemon seed that drips in

>> No.13499456

>>13499070
Well, it does have a wooden stick shoved up its butt. I can't imagine that being very comfortable.

>> No.13499499

>>13493884
I like drinking lager but I wouldn't use it in a recipe. Something like beer and cheese soup needs something with a deeper flavour. I bet that soup tastes funky. You want a good strong ale for that.

>> No.13499526

>>13493962
>Excusing this caveman behaviour in 2020
Fucking kek.
People Like you should bei eradicated from the earth First. Holy fucking shit.

>> No.13499730

>>13499526
>cultural imperialism in the current year
I shiggyty diggy.

>> No.13499874

>>13493606
Reminds me of that story where supposedly Stalin ordered a factory to make 10 tons of nails so they just made 1 big one

>> No.13499944

>>13493900
>>13493896
>>13493884
These foreign jiffy Webms were made by people looking for user clicks and dollars, as a business, not anyone with common cooking knowledge, sensibilities or technique. Cooking garlic a full 2 minutes before adding onion, burning bacon on high heat with no rendered fat, tainting entire soup with burned flavor. Pouring in liquid so-called uncooked roux in a drizzle, from a separate pan.
>>13497078
>Kay seems like she has an IQ of about 70.
Well, maybe not that low, 80ish. But, the son is obviously not low, and it's genetic. She seems like a lady on carpal tunnel disability/poverty and a mild opiate pain regimen to me.
>>13499499
>>>13493884
>I like drinking lager but I wouldn't use it in a recipe. Something like beer and cheese soup needs something with a deeper flavour. I bet that soup tastes funky. You want a good strong ale for that.
Not necessarily. I disagree. I've made some "stout" beef stew, or "stout" cottage pie, simmerring the corned beef in beer, etc, you know the St. Patrick's day themed kind of moods. I've cooked a lot of quick and slow beer breads, using up random craft brews after parties. Borracha salsa. In all of my beer cooking, honestly, the most simple lager is better than anything with strong flavors. In the case of a stout, that iron-y mineral flavor can even taint a stock. IPAs and the hoppiness doesn't hurt in the case of bread, but lager is better. Add craft beer flavors to the compound butter instead, orange peel, spices, cocoa, even.

>> No.13499947

>>13499874
>>>13493606
>Reminds me of that story where supposedly Stalin ordered a factory to make 10 tons of nails so they just made 1 big one
You might enjoy the James May's Cars of the People, where he goes into Russia and compares the automotive craft manufacturing side by side with the european counterparts of the same design. It's very funny.

>> No.13499951

>>13499730
It's called civilization.

>> No.13499962

>>13492524
making this with cry cooked beef stew in the middle

>> No.13500000

>>13499730
Theres kids there wearing shirts with the Nike logo on them

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>>13493606
>paying like $30 to eat 3 potatoes

>> No.13500186

>>13493601
> ONE... NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.13500225

>>13492524
dat berry swastika doe

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>>13498949
amigo you need to calmate

>> No.13500269

>>13500246
That looks so messy and shit.

>> No.13500299

>>13493545
>stopu!

>> No.13500349

>>13499097
>>13498899
this is a joke video actually. no one ever buys this much stuffed plate nor he actually sells it as a bundle.

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Only works with sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_KFYn5AsfM

>> No.13500485

>>13498775

> Hating on based Rick

Fuck you, he is king of boomer chefs

>> No.13500490

>>13500485
I love Rick but he really does suck those Indian cocks more than he has to in his videos.

>> No.13500494

>>13499179
Even Rocky had raw eggs and he's fine, what are you implying?

>> No.13500503

>>13497485
>He still thinks meat cholesterol/saturated fat is the problem
>Inuit life expectancy higher than global average

>> No.13500592

>>13495612
What kind of knife is that?

>> No.13500603

>>13497485
lmfao, enjoy your cruciferous vegetables that aren't meant for human consumption, along with your seed oils and fake "meat" and "milk".

>> No.13500621

>>13498877
it's not alive, retard.

>> No.13500982

>>13493941
Are you on drugs? Learn how to type

>> No.13501000

>>13493548
good lookin slop. I would eat.

>> No.13501218

>>13501000
Absolutely based and same desu.

>> No.13501269

>>13496694
Did he diet?

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>>13496007
lol and nice james bond

>> No.13501432

>>13493670
Good to see someone being cheery in spite of working in the food industry but holy fuck thats too much

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>>13493572

>> No.13501447

>>13493548
> When the menu only says "Lunch $10".

>> No.13501490

>>13493482
>Chad jaw workout

Proud evropan woman would marry

>> No.13501493

>>13498853
It's the same video, someone's just edited the shots with the pots out from the webm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJz2Tgt3jvs

>> No.13501497

>>13495621
>that weird face closeup
What

>> No.13501504

>>13493556
please drip cheese perpendicular onto my hand and napkin sir

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>>13498877

>> No.13501531

>>13493556
>forces the person wielding the knife to wear gloves
>does not force the person holding the box where there will probably eventually be cheese people will occasionally eat cheese from to wear them
Enforce handwashing. Gloves give people a false sense of security, make it hard for cooks to handle shit, can be less clean as people handle the box and gloves (or idiots try to wash them or someone with dirty hands reaches into them). Foaming anti-biotic soap and water are the cleanest ways to handle food.

>> No.13501547

>>13492524
what pastry is this?

>> No.13501565

>>13500452
I felt embarrased watching this

>> No.13501571

>>13493548
I'd eat it, but all he's doing by plating fast for the meme video is spilling slop everywhere

>> No.13501625

>>13501547
>the diamond

>> No.13502674

>webm thread
>no webms

>> No.13503213

>>13492596
Yes. They're inept.

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>>13493647

as soon as i saw the ham, i knew this was going sideways. it could have been good until that part, but if you don't get the texture and flavor advantage to pre-fried bacon here instead of cold wet ham slivers, there is no home.

but when they put the skins on the pan of potato guts i knew there was no god

>> No.13503514

>>13494096
that was fun

>> No.13503518

>>13495531
how do you eat this?
are you supposed to eat the shrimp shell?

>> No.13503547
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>this thread

>> No.13503619
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Don't worry, niggas. The king has arrived to save this thread.

>> No.13503652

>>13503619
how does he get out?

>> No.13503695

>>13497133
>Brittle bones seething.

>> No.13503704

>>13493848
All you have to do is freeze the butter for a week and only use if you are going to cook with it instead of spreading it on bread.

>> No.13503767

>>13500349
No one outside of the US eats portions that size.

>> No.13503788

>>13491274
Sand actually seems like it would be a good way to cook something evenly and retain moisture

if only your food wasn't covered in sand after.

>> No.13503798

>>13491274
do you ever wonder if any of these tribes don't actually eat things like this, they just claim its what they eat to see if white people will eat it when they come to 'study' them?

>> No.13503805
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>>13493482

>> No.13503932

>>13496093
My pancreas hurts just watching this.

>> No.13503938

>>13498194
I really hope this fucking soy meme dies soon, anyone having any fun whatsoever is soy apparently.

>> No.13503944

>>13496598
now that you called it that I kind of want it

>> No.13503965

>>13503619
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.13503975

>>13500085
I mean it's in Manhattan, inside grand central station.

>> No.13504003

>>13501531
This is true. Last place I worked at had a policy that we always had to wear gloves. It was annoying handling bread dough while wearing gloves and I don't even remember washing my hands all that often throughout the day. The place I work at now only lets us wear gloves if we are actually handling ready to eat foods.

>> No.13504053

>>13499456
why do you think it was alive, was it actually just playing dead?

>> No.13504102

>>13495987
Fuck all of that.

>> No.13504104

>>13504053
>He doesn't train his shrimp to play dead so he can stick them.

>> No.13504125

>>13498733
fuckin Ramsey makes this shit too

>> No.13504134

>>13500246
this guy sucks. muscles glasses was better

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>>13500246
salt bae is a scamming thief piece of shit
https://www.miamiherald.com/miami-com/restaurants/article239104028.html

>> No.13504200

>>13495523
Why do you need a slow cooker for this?

>> No.13504205

>>13493889
This looks so fucking good.

Thats it, I'm making french omelettes tomorrow morning.

>> No.13504255

>>13500246
I know salt bae is a probably an over rated scamming piece of crap, but I do see some appeal in his videos, very showing. Must have been how it felt to see snake oil salesmen in olde timey london

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>>13504125
Oi, I luv me chippy butty. Simple as.

>> No.13504293

>>13498769
Just like a good hamburger... no. I bet it's good but it's not like a hamburger and probably not bubble and squeak either.

>> No.13504363

>>13504154
>order expensive food
>refuse to pay for it
>restaurant forced to call the cops
Whats the problem?

>> No.13504368

>>13504154
So he bought something, didn't like how expensive it was, and got mad?

>> No.13504450

>>13504368
Classic boomer

>> No.13504564

>>13493606
>its a retard italian chef making this shit
of course

>> No.13504730

>>13504363
>>13504368
He clearly states he didn't order the expensive thing, but was served an expensive thing regardless.

>> No.13505049

>>13493967
Oh, fuck off. If you want to jerk off whilst eating shit go right ahead but don't drag me down with you.

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>>13495680
what the fuck did just witness?

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>>13497110

>> No.13505126

>>13497133
just imagine being this salty over being lactose intolerant

>> No.13505513

>>13505095
Even has the sharpie in pooper... beautiful

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