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13486521 No.13486521 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you order a small double quarter pounder meal at the drive thru, then bring your food to the cashier and complain that you actually ordered a large to get a free drink and fry upgrade

>> No.13486901
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>>13486521
>tfw free lemonade at a restaurant by combining the free lemon water and sugar

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>>13486901
TFW free soda when you ask for a cup for water and fill it with white soda

>> No.13487626

>taking excessive napkins
>loading up on free sauce packets
>stealing salt and pepper shakers
if you do none of these things, you are a fucking moron

>> No.13487647

tfw take the entire stock of honey packets at chick fil a

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>>13486521
>tfw they get your order wrong, but too beta to say anything

>> No.13487696

>tfw fill a coffee cup with milk from the coffee bar and tell the cashier you prefer your creamer on the side for a free cup of milk

>> No.13487718

>>13487696
but milk is cheap

>> No.13487724

>>13487718
I don't think you've ever bought milk.

>> No.13487728

>>13486521
Former McDick's employee here
This reminds me of the time some dumb cholo ordered a bunch of stuff including one cheeseburger. He got to the window and claimed he ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told him straight-up "No you didn't" and asked him if he wanted to add the 4 other cheeseburgers. He got nervous, said no, and one of his dumb cholo friends cursed me out as they drove away.

We know what you ordered. Some people might just submit to your bullshit, but I was never a pushover like that. You want it, you pay for it. Just like the time some homeless nigger came in with a worn-out coffee cup that had clearly been used for days. He asked for a new one, and I said "You can BUY a new one". So he did.

I know it's not my restaurant, and I'm not paying for the supplies, but I follow the rules, and you will too.

>> No.13487732

>>13487718
ok, mr moneybags

>> No.13487743

>>13487718
>t.american

>> No.13487763

>>13487728
Did you get an employee of the month picture taken for your brave contributions? You sound like you take your job very seriously.

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>tfw pull a jumbo popcorn tub out of the trash at the movies, then bring it to the concession for a free refill

>> No.13487943

>>13487728
based

>> No.13488036

>>13487743
>Tee.Europoor

>> No.13488913

>>13487728
You're joking... right?

>> No.13488938

>tfw you spend 20 years in prison for fast food fraud

>> No.13488966

>>13488938
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.13489031

>>13488966
In America, you get locked up for breaking the law. We don't let you get away with shit like the rest of the world.
This statement doesn't include liberal sanctuary cities where you can do anything and get away with it.

>> No.13489108

>tfw take handfuls of crackers and jelly packets and get free sandwiches for days

>> No.13489112

>>13489031
Imagine being a bootlicker and thinking that just because something is a law it means it's a good thing. I bet you call others cucks.

>> No.13489119

>>13487728
Thank you for your service

>> No.13489131

>>13489112
Your judgement is misplaced. I'm an American and a patriot. I defend the Constitution. I am 100% against all gun laws.

>> No.13489225

>>13487728
This is the problem with fast food these days, no discipline!