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13471246 No.13471246 [Reply] [Original]

When's the last time you had a bigass calzone?

>> No.13471255

Ive never eaten a calzone

>> No.13471265

>>13471255
Soy tambien.

>> No.13471271

2015ish

>> No.13471278

>>13471246
whats in this?

>> No.13471284

>>13471246
>When's the last time you had a bigass
Last night with (You)r mom

>> No.13471289

>>13471278
Cheese sausage onions

>> No.13471295

>>13471246
It's been a while. Same with strombolis, and cannelonis. I guess that I should change this.

>> No.13471298

>>13471289
based

>> No.13471323

Never, I don't like pizza.

>> No.13471330

What's a good stromboli recipe?

>> No.13471334

>>13471330
>favorite pizza toppings
>Cheese
>roll
Wala

>> No.13471395

>>13471246
Fuck you, I just ordered one for delivery

>> No.13471410

>>13471246
Get one probably once a week at a bar down the street from where I work.

>> No.13471444

>>13471410
you'll die soon

>> No.13471461

>>13471246
I always think calzones will be better than they turn out to be when I order them.

>> No.13471512

>>13471461
Sounds like you go to bad places.

>> No.13471519

>Go to local pizza place with friends
>Greeted by the most freakishly busty waitress I've ever seen, I'm talking E-cup on an otherwise petite body
>We all order except for one guy who literally cannot look at anything but her tits
>She has to ask him a second time for his order
>Just glances at her with the kind of smile that gives you extra chins and goes "Uhuh... MEAT CALZONE."
>Several solid seconds of silence until the waitress reminds him he needs to tell her what kind of meat he wants in his calzone.
>"S...SAUSAGE. And HAM."
>The waitress beats a hasty retreat, and we don't receive our food nearly two hours. When it's finally delivered it is done so by a burly old black man.
>Never saw titty-waitress again on repeat visits
To answer OP's question, probably three or four years.

>> No.13471691

>>13471519
>The waitress beats a hasty retreat, and we don't receive our food nearly two hours. When it's finally delivered it is done so by a burly old black man.
You refused to pay, right? And a woman with big titties knows she has big titties, and she knows how to use them. That goes even more in the service business.

>> No.13471712

>>13471246
made one with leftover pizza dough like a month ago, and filled it with leftover toppings

>> No.13471725

One place near me sells one for like nine bucks and it's fuckhuge massive, about as much dough and toppings as you'd get on one of their 14-16" pizzas. You can't even eat it properly since it falls apart as you get near the center, but I don't complain.

>> No.13471750

>>13471246
Unironically over Christmas holidays. My family is in the NYC area so we always order pizza on Christmas Eve and I got a calzone the size of my head since they're literally in-replicable outside of New York.

>> No.13471757

>>13471691
This. She knows her milkies are her sole value as a human being so she would be happy if you were mesmerized.

>> No.13471761

>>13471246
Something like 3 years maybe more

2014-2015 was DER CALZEIT UND HOSEN KAMPF

>> No.13471813

>Grocery store used to do pizzas cooked from raw pizza dough in cast iron pans
>Shit was actually fucking delicious, legitimately my favourite pizza, did calzones sometimes too, bought them all the time on my lunch breaks
>Last year they switched to getting pre-cooked frozen pizza dough sheets that are fucking awful because it's cheaper or some shit, no more cast iron pans they have a pizza oven that might as well be a microwave
>Don't do calzones anymore either

I miss it, FUCK you sobeys

>> No.13471834

>>13471246

High school used to offer decent calzones in the cafeteria. 10+ years easy.

Calzones are good, but I became a deep dish faithful after marrying into a Chicago-based family. Don't do heavy food too often, so my choice will always be deep dish over calzones.

>> No.13471837

>>13471246
2 days ago. Made a meatball, mushroom, caramellized onion and smoked mozz calzone. Sooooo good!

>> No.13471861

>>13471519
I spit all over my monitor on the meat calzone part. Well done.

>> No.13471873
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13471873

I prefer a Jet's Boat

>> No.13471885

>>13471834
Deep-dish is as much pizza as a calzone is, I don't see how they are mutually exclusive. DD is just a literal that people call pizza in denial, unable to let it stand as its own good thing.

>> No.13471889

>>13471885
>just a literal that people
literal pie