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[Anonymous No.13470061]

any blackout stories /ck/ got?

[Anonymous No.13470078]

I blacked out a few years ago and my mum found me in the living room with my pants and underwear down. She also found me once pissing in the sink. lol

[Anonymous No.13470082]

>>13470061
I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.13470116]

>>13470061
Once I have myself a black eye and concussion and chipped my tooth.

[Anonymous No.13470158]

>>13470061
my alcohol blackout stories are pretty vanilla, like I find a new hole in my drywall or wake up to the fire alarm because I forgot about the pizza in the oven

But I did used to take ambien. One day I woke up and discovered a speeding ticket and an entire roast chicken with a lemon shoved up it's butt on the counter. I live alone and had no memory of either happening. scared the shit out of me. I did manage to get the ticket expunged or whatever. Oh and the chicken was perfectly cooked

[Anonymous No.13470190]

was driving black out drunk, car ran out of gas in the middle of the road, i got out and wandered around a neighborhood before passing out for a bit on someones lawn

woke up, wandered around again, cops picked me up. cops found out the abandoned car was mine, he was pretty pissed off. i told him i have a pretty bad drinking problem. they were kind of understanding
although the cop did tell me to lean forward cause he wanted to tell me something while we were driving, then he slammed on the breaks and told me to stop drunk driving

drove me to the hospital and i got in treatment not long after.

[Anonymous No.13470191]

binge drinking is gross

if I drink even twice a normal amount and eat some food I'll feel so nauseous which is the worst

every time I hear normies talking this stuff it's just
>duuuuuuude I puked everywhere!!!

[Anonymous No.13470192]

I do a lot of photography so I've usually been able to at least reconstruct the night partially from looking through the camera. One time I passed out after mixing alcohol and hashish, first time I smoked it, and the camera apparently traveled around town to several different parties while I slept in a tent. It was returned to me the next morning, which was nice.

>>13470082
and /thread

[Anonymous No.13470272]

>>13470191
>binge drinking is gross
yeah it is and it's a problem for a lot of people so please be understanding
alcohol is a terrible drug

[kevinerminlillesnut No.13470277]

>>13470061
put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.13470286]

Threw up on my dog

[Anonymous No.13470310]

>>13470191
the real drinkers avoid eating altogether and then keep drinking the next morning to avoid puking

[Anonymous No.13470313]

>>13470061
>friend of mine is a buff, bodybuilding manlet
>got pissdrunk in a club
>runs on toilet because he has to puke hard
>rips open toilet stall and the moment it opens he pukes
>pukes all over the guy sitting in the stall
>they look at each other for a sec
>friend is scared that the guy in the stall will do something
>punches him in the face and runs off

[Anonymous No.13470320]

>>13470310
We have a winnar!!

[Anonymous No.13470333]

>>13470061
I once accidentlly a whole bottle of schnaps

you can guess what happend next, yikes

[Anonymous No.13470340]

>>13470333
I once drank an entire bottle of tequila.
I woke up in jail, charged with a felony.

[Anonymous No.13470343]

>>13470061
>go to party and drink a 700mL smirnoff vodka bottle to myself in less than an hour
>can remember repeatedly trying to climb a ladder to a room
>kept falling off and hitting my head on the concrete
>people stopped laughing and put me on a couch where i threw up
>woke up in a tipi in the rain at the backyard at 4am
>walked around confused and saw some people on the porch still talking
>they stop talking and see me looking
>still drunk i run up hill through some thick bushes and trees
>make it to the road and keep running
>run all the way back to my friends that i was meant to be staying at but said i'd be back in a couple hours
I only drink beers now.