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What's your favorite thing to get at the deli counter?

>> No.13468755

the fuck out
t. deli worker

>> No.13468765

Italian with oil salt pepper light onion roasted red spinach and provolone
if in chicken cutlet country I get one of the many board specials
if I'm uptown or brooklyn chopped cheese

>> No.13468780

a quick rundown

>> No.13468817

I ask for samples until they start refusing me, then I complain to management.

>> No.13468886

>>13468744
Gabbagool

>> No.13469002

KWAB er... I mean crab.

>> No.13469010

>>13468780
rotshild bow
alien contact
france iron but fair

>> No.13469015

A construction job

>> No.13469051

>>13468744
Cancer

>> No.13469054
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13469054

Hey Ram, look my works dried up a bit lately, you know anybody lookin to book? I was waitin on Vince but I think he lost my number, maybe someone at a show can give it to him? Anyway ill take a half pound of roast turkey and a quarter of single smoked ham.

>> No.13469057
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>>13469002
>KWAB

>> No.13469075

>>13468744
Great movie and I still want my Tomei gf.

>>13469057
I wish Nash's quads weren't such assholes to him.

>> No.13469140

>>13468744
food poisoning

>> No.13469165

>>13468744
Seasoned fries. Go home and dunk them in mayo.

>> No.13469197

>>13468744

Gabbagool

>> No.13469199

>>13468744
chopped cheese on a roll, i usually get an arizona too, maybe a watermelon or lemon

>> No.13469200
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>I'll get the usual Luigi, a pound of pepperoni

>> No.13469203

>>13468765
dude if i find you i'll break your yuppie ass in two

but what delis even do such a thing, i'm intrigued

>> No.13469300

>>13469199
based nyc poster

>> No.13469530

>>13469200
As opposed to the unusual Luigi who is 2 pounds?

>> No.13470219

>>13469203
the first one? Anywhere but the city. Most delis I've been to are inside grocery stores and sell grinders on the side. IGA is a good example.

>> No.13470347

>>13469075
Maybe then he would've been able to fight off that rapist in 91

>> No.13470365

>>13468744
I love sampling the cheeses at the deli counter. I sample everything I can and then just leave without buying anything.

>> No.13470370

>>13469199
What does a chopped cheese actually taste like? Just a spiced up burger or is it different?

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>>13468744
Cheese

>> No.13470600

>>13470371
You just know some idiots walk up to him and ask, "what's a good cheese?"

>> No.13470610

>>13470600
With these kinds of retards you just sell them the most profitable cheese, it's not worth putting in the effort of choosing a good cheese for people who can't appreciate it.

>> No.13470614
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>>13468744
ive never gotten anything at the counter because i dont know how to order and dont want to seem like a noobie

>> No.13470618

>>13470371
holy shit how much cheese can that man stuff in his mouth at once

>> No.13470621

>>13470614
>I don't know how to order at a deli counter
Literally what? Go up to the counter, look until you see something you want, and ask "Can I get some of that?"

>> No.13470624

>>13470614
The key with those situations is to just be honest. Go to the counter and tell them you are not sure how to order. They will understand and it will make you both feel good about the situation. You got this!

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>>13470621
>>13470624
thanks this is a nice board. it is my new home now.

>> No.13470646

>>13470631
Go fuck yourself.

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>>13470646
the dichotomy of man

>> No.13470894

baconeggandcheese