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Anonymous Sun Jan 5 19:12:15 2020 No.13467695 [Reply] [Original]

Are they really the chickens of the sea

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 5 20:59:46 2020 No.13468180 >>13467695 yeah, if you are buying shitty canned tuna, its basically the same as shitty canned chicken

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 5 21:02:42 2020 No.13468190 >>13467695 chicken dont have high amount of mercury in them

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 5 21:02:49 2020 No.13468192 yep they're right cowards

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 5 21:03:29 2020 No.13468196 yeah thats why i eat chicken sashimi

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 5 21:05:38 2020 No.13468199 >>13467695 According to masaokis, they are more like turkeys

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 5 21:07:56 2020 No.13468206 >full of rage >fucking stupid >there is nothing they can't do yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 5 21:18:23 2020 No.13468246 >>13468206 they can't fly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 5 21:23:35 2020 No.13468262 >>13467695 If you grab them by the beak and hold it to the sandy bottom they will fall into a trance. If you do this to a chicken, grab it by the beak and hold it to the sandy bottom of the ocean they too will stop moving.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 5 21:24:57 2020 No.13468269 >>13468262 nods solemnly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 01:52:36 2020 No.13469124 >>13468190 Neither do albacore tuna.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 01:54:40 2020 No.13469132 >>13468246 Neither can chickens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 02:36:43 2020 No.13469230 >>13469132 >He doesn't know. Oh you fool. You absolute buffoon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 03:44:50 2020 No.13469368 File: 25 KB, 317x326, coolbugfax.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13469132

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 04:40:16 2020 No.13469525 >>13467695 No they are tertiary predators, basically impossible to farm because of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 07:31:30 2020 No.13469987 File: 197 KB, 564x1001, c7d049e29a033d7dbab8200045dcb29f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13469132

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 08:26:55 2020 No.13470143 >>13469987 They climbed up the ladder, they didn't fly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 08:33:34 2020 No.13470164 >>13467695 Do they come home to roost? I didn't think so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 09:25:56 2020 No.13470318 >>13467695 chickens aren't endangered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 09:31:38 2020 No.13470331 >>13470318 Neither are squirrels. What's your point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 09:42:38 2020 No.13470358 File: 1.86 MB, 390x220, 1477154122145.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13470331 The sheer stupidity in this place will never not amaze me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 15:14:53 2020 No.13471554 No, shrimps are the chickens of the sea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 15:16:56 2020 No.13471564 >>13468199 I heard they can drown when it rains

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 15:18:32 2020 No.13471573 >>13468199 I miss him so much guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 15:22:17 2020 No.13471587 Tuna aren't confined to cruel and inhumane conditions, so no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 15:23:26 2020 No.13471594 File: 3.29 MB, 4032x3024, tuna voucher.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there was a class action lawsuit since they were underfilling cans I got $5.03 of manufacturer's coupons

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 15:40:43 2020 No.13471682 >>13471564 Tuna can drown when it rains? How does that work? The rain stops at the surface of the water and never even gets to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 15:43:08 2020 No.13471690 I cauched one off the beach the other day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 15:44:20 2020 No.13471695 >>13471682 They look up, duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 15:46:21 2020 No.13471705 >>13469132 Ok genius why do planes have a cock pit then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 15:47:50 2020 No.13471709 >>13471705 Because they are jealous of ur moms cock pit so they gave them one too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:28:27 2020 No.13472004 >>13471554 Then what's the tuna of the land?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:29:38 2020 No.13472010 >>13469124 chicken isn't an endangered species

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:34:47 2020 No.13472032 >>13472004 turkey

Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:35:31 2020 No.13472037

>>13469132
As expected this post sent me down a rabbit hole of youtube
I found a video of a man with a stump for an arm dressing up his glistening-wet adult daughter in a string bikini and teaching black chickens to swim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiR9wqxYvDo

Kinda hot if you ask me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:39:36 2020 No.13472054 >>13472037 >>13469132 Actually upon viewing the other videos she may not be an adult, she's just fat and I erroneously nobody gets that fat until they're in their late 20s. But they're americans so everyone is obese before they learn to walk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:40:40 2020 No.13472062 >>13472004 your mom lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:42:49 2020 No.13472073 File: 345 KB, 2272x1704, 062E7AF9-3560-4BEE-86CC-FFC5371BFE65.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13467695 No. This is the true chicken of the sea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:43:09 2020 No.13472076 >>13471695 But even then the rain can't get to them since it stops at the surface of the water. Since the tuna are under it they're completely dry and safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:45:24 2020 No.13472086 >>13472062 Baste

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:49:03 2020 No.13472099 >>13472004 What s the land of tuna?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 6 17:50:51 2020 No.13472106 >>13472004 Beef

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