americans

[Anonymous No.13466666]

>sausage
>biscuits
>gravy
why do americans have to rename everything?

[Anonymous No.13466668]

FUCKING WASTED YOU PILLOCK

[Anonymous No.13466669]

I can't stop thinking about Americans

[Anonymous No.13466676]

>>13466668
this is gods divine intervention showing that americans are destroying the world by renaming food for no reason

[Anonymous No.13466677]

>>13466666
nothing like shitty scones with a bastardized bechamel sauce. not our fault europoors hate flavour

[Anonymous No.13466680]

>>13466677
i dont have a problem with the food itself just you renaming things
come up with a new name instead of making a new dish then stealing the name from a different dish

[Anonymous No.13466686]

>>13466666
Why are you obsessed with us and post about us every day?
Like how is food bullying even real
Like just close your eyes hahaha

[Anonymous No.13466692]

>>13466666
>obsessed frogshit gets quints on a slow board
Get out.

[Anonymous No.13466699]

>>13466666
Actually british people probably renamed them (or in many cases both names existed and were common but different places picked different ones to maintain). American speech is more conservative to early modern english, especially in the south.

Mainly because southerners spent most of their time between originally coming from England and like 30 years ago extremely isolated with very little immigration or outside influence (all the Euro immigrants to America went to the northeast and midwest, and then the west coast was mostly settled by people from the midwest and northeast)

[Anonymous No.13466707]

>itt: fat mad sharts

[Anonymous No.13466714]

>>13466707
Horsetoothed island ape.

[Anonymous No.13466717]

>>13466686
dont see how this makes me obsessed with america i just asked an honest question about why americans are too stupid to think of their own names for food
how would you like it if i invented a new dish which was a turd on a pita bread and called it detroit pizza? or a jam toasted sandwich and called it a mcchicken?

[Anonymous No.13466736]

Just like the history books are written by the winners, winners also get to rename food as they wish

[Anonymous No.13466741]

>>13466717
>turd on a pita bread and called it detroit pizza
its not renaming if its the same food

[Anonymous No.13466746]

>>13466717
>>13466699
Illiterate island ape

[Anonymous No.13466752]

>>13466746
>>13466699
>british people renamed them
they're dishes invented by britain lamo

[Anonymous No.13466756]

Why do obese sharts get so butthurt?

[Anonymous No.13466759]

>>13466699
Yup, same shit happened with soccer. The English called association football "soccer," so Americans called it soccer. Then gridiron football became popular in America so we called that "football." Then the English come back and say they're calling association football "football" now instead of "soccer," but it's too late because gridiron football is the chosen "football" of American culture. But then all Europeans act like Americans invented the word "soccer" when it was actually THEIR flip-flopping on the name that created the confusion in the first place. Americans are actually calling the sport by its original colloquial name.

[Anonymous No.13466763]

>>13466666
americans ruined this board

[Anonymous No.13466774]

An american walks into a pub and says ''I'll have a bud light.'' The bartender replies ''You're an American, right?'' The guy says ''How did you know, was it the beer or my accent?''. The bartender replies ''Neither, you're the fattest fuck i've ever seen in my life.''

[Anonymous No.13466777]

>>13466752
speech changes over time, especially in a place that has seen as much immigration as southern england

[Anonymous No.13466783]

>>13466774
British people are like 0.5% less fat that Americans

[Anonymous No.13466786]

>>13466763
Yes, by inventing it.

[Anonymous No.13466788]

>>13466774
kek

[Anonymous No.13466790]

>>13466783
>less

[Anonymous No.13466791]

>>13466774
lmfao

[Anonymous No.13466793]

>>13466774

[Anonymous No.13466794]

>>13466783
95% of brits are tall, blonde, slim and attractive people.

[Anonymous No.13466799]

>>13466790
and actually white americans are less fat that white brits, brit averages are brought down by their large muslim populations while America's are brought up by their african and mexican populations

[Anonymous No.13466800]

>>13466774
>most big name British pubs now serve Bud Light on tap
WORLDWIIIIIDE.

[Anonymous No.13466803]

>>13466774
holy fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.13466805]

>>13466786
>copying a Japanese website
>"inventing"

[Anonymous No.13466808]

>>13466799
In case you couldn't tell by the map getting progressively fatter as you head NORF.

[Anonymous No.13466809]

Americans be like:
>Hi I'm John Walker.
Oh rly? Then why r u so fat

[Anonymous No.13466812]

I wonder what it is like to have such an inferiority complex about people across a vast ocean that you cannot stop obsessing about them, ever, under any circumstances. To be so thoroughly owned. It is fascinating.

[Anonymous No.13466814]

>>13466777
no, they were undeniably invented by the british
americans just created new dishes then stole the names from existing dishes because they are too low IQ to think of new ones

[Anonymous No.13466817]

>>13466814
no, british people stared calling them these things long after America was using the original terms

[Anonymous No.13466820]

>>13466805
>Joshua Ngoka
Propper Bri'ish name, thah lad.

[Anonymous No.13466823]

>>13466812
It's like that British guy on /pol/ who saves pictures of grocery store prices in the Yukon.

[Anonymous No.13466828]

>>13466666
Quints of prophecy

[Anonymous No.13466856]

>>13466809
Fucking idiot. He's named after the tool he most frequently uses.

[Anonymous No.13466858]

>>13466666
the world would be better off if america ceased to exist.

[Anonymous No.13466865]

>>13466856
There's a woman dying to sleep with an american. She goes to a bar, has a few drinks, finds an american, brings him home, takes off her clothes, spreads her legs and says "Alright pal, do what you do best!" So he sharts himself and gets shot.

[Anonymous No.13466866]

>>13466856
The john or the walker?

[Anonymous No.13466892]

>>13466866
Yes.

[Anonymous No.13466910]

>>13466666
nugget

[Anonymous No.13466934]

>>13466817
prove it retard
(you can't)

[Anonymous No.13466942]

>>13466934
you made the claim first, i provided just as much evidence as you did
If you are going to make this thread asserting Americans changed these terms instead of british people, prove it

[Anonymous No.13466948]

>>13466942
http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2014/10/biscuits-different-britain
I'll take your apology now

[Anonymous No.13466961]

>>13466948
>british people using a term "biscuit" meaning baked twice for cookies, a thing that are not baked twice

This is great

[Anonymous No.13466968]

>>13466666
>Frog post
Whatever you said is the opposite.

[Anonymous No.13466992]

>>13466666
idk, why dont they use the metric system?

[Anonymous No.13467037]

>>13466774
Proof mutts can never compete in terms of bants. Completely destroyed, lol!