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13456916 No.13456916 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys, I heard this board liked webms and liked eggs, so lets post webms and eggs and egg webms!

>> No.13456927

surly you don't think you can get away with this?

>> No.13456929
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>> No.13456953

What's the small device he puts the egg on in the beginning?

>> No.13456982
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An egg cracker, so he can safely make those small holes.

>> No.13457038

Holy shit that looks insanely unhealthy.

>> No.13457219
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Looks like your mum lmao.

>> No.13457480
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is steven seagal the biggest weeb in hollywood?

>> No.13457553
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That bread doesn't look dry, it looks like moist delicious banana bread.

>> No.13457681
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How dare you post this abomination in my egg thread?

>> No.13457798

Did this fucker actually manage to ruin Scotch Eggs?!

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it's time

>> No.13457886

How does Danny DiVeto make the sun go down so fast?

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>> No.13457920

The gayest fucking thing I've ever seen someone do with an egg.

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>> No.13458012

Can you fuck off?

>> No.13458050

Vegan homosexuals have ruined avocado for me

>> No.13458098

I love how much bullshit vegans have to put in their food, half of it made with child/slave labor and animal products, just so that they can feel better about themselves at the end of the day.

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>> No.13458189

Fuck you for posting this.
Made me gag.

>> No.13458211

Shit he walks slow

>> No.13458230

>literally just scrambled eggs, bored housewife edition
what a waste of effort

>> No.13458278

Not an Elvis fan i see...

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now i don't ususally share this but i think steven seagal looks hot before and after

>> No.13458351

that's not fully cooked

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It's cooked enough.

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someone wanted this?

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that must be so annoying to eat

>> No.13458431

the clamato at the end gets me every time. just fucking why!?

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holy shit why not emptying all the clamato juice? there's only one sip left, why saving that?

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>> No.13458452
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>not pouring all what's left of clamato
what a fucking jew

>> No.13458458

Mexicans put clamato on everything. Are you retarded?

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>> No.13458473

Yes. I still don't understand why they do it

>> No.13458475

Scrambled eggs are for people who don't know how to cook the separate components of an egg perfectly at the same time.

Fried eggs, without solidifying the yolk at all is the only way an egg should be cooked.

>> No.13458494

Frying in sesame oil?
Bit of a waste. Better to just drizzle a bit on at the end.

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taste good, on beer with seafood, alone. is just good

>> No.13458518

the best way to achieve this is by frying the eggs at a fairly low heat, and putting the lid on the pan while the eggs cook

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>1/2 Cup Sugar

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are there more webms about her?

>> No.13458711

wtf did he serve her next to the pasta?

>> No.13458744

Steven Segal is cooking that

>> No.13458760

I was thinking the exact opposite.
High fat and protein, the only bad ingredient was the bbq sauce.

>> No.13458781
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The easiest way to remove guts from a rabbit you hunted is to squeeze it until the guts go out the asshole.

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>> No.13458796

Want to learn about chicken farms?



>> No.13458855

Or just use a fuckin egg

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Or fuck off.

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>> No.13459132

>4 grams of salt
what the fuck

>> No.13459142

>entire village and a witch doctor working together to cook an egg because their civilisation lacks the knowledge of using stones as pans or clay pans

>> No.13459187

Well, that's the worst egg preparation I've ever seen.

>> No.13459194
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Or if you're just doing one egg for yourself, give it a quick flip just before it's done to seal the top.

>> No.13459201

wtf is this shit? That's not a steak

>> No.13459216

>he doesn't baste his eggs
Lmao cooklet.

>> No.13459246

Thai-style fried egg.

>> No.13459275

Most of her videos are pretty long, which makes it hard to get a good webm from them. Here's her channel though: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrZkPMaaiaHpUXTB5Gr8hsA

>> No.13459293

Lord have mercy

>> No.13459331

I know how he gets out but I won't tell.

>> No.13459332

>Using like a half gallon of butter.
Who the fuck made this?
King Ragnarr after raiding Swadia?

>> No.13459336

>5 TS of oil for a fucking egg
You can just use low heat.

>> No.13459594

Its a different style of egg preparation to what you are saying. Its cooked over high heat and in a lot of oil to crisp up the whites before the yolk sets.
The oil isn't for a non-stick surface, its for heating.

>> No.13459617

It's a needle. You put the egg, push it down onto the needle and it punctures a small hole in the shell. It's to prevent boiled eggs from cracking.

>> No.13459627

yeah but I like my eggs sunny side up and not covered in grease, so I use a small chunk of butter instead of a gallon of oil, and put the lid on the pan which seals the top of the egg also.

>> No.13459631

That's EXACTLY how one properly cooks eggs. My grandma used to do this.

>> No.13459652

This. Mummy makes these minus the sauces and bakes it in the oven with multiple eggs like a meatloaf.

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>> No.13459717

Oh boy! Jollybee!

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>submarine mess
>everything is actually very tidy and clean

>> No.13459792

> its stevens night to pick where we go for food again
> bet he takes us to that fucking sushi place again

>> No.13459850
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I double dare you salmonella

>> No.13459859

why does he turn the eggs on in the first step?

>> No.13459865

>mixing the salt in the ground beef
how do people fuck up such simple stuff?

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I dare you x12

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"primal" people wouldn't drink milk.

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>not eating the shells too

>> No.13460444

It is affraid

>> No.13460461

I hope she got paid a lot for having to strip naked in front of Stevey here

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I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.13460515

The fuck is happening here

>> No.13460518

Nerve gas.

>> No.13460797

water from the nile

>> No.13460827

the plate is on the stove, the sand is to spread the heat around the pot

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>> No.13460870

guy is just pouring out the part that boils over
puts it back onto the heat and it boils over again

>> No.13460932

perhaps that was the joke along with the 50 million liquid toppings added on top.

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Bannerlord never ever

>> No.13461138

>all that sugar

>> No.13461153
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>> No.13461317

>Cheese and ham
Okay, I can see that being a nice sandwich
>Chicken fingers? wrapped in bacon and cheese
>Maybe could be okay... Wait, they're the same sandwich? I guess that could be okay, might be a bit much though
>Cheese and fries made into a paste
For what purpose

>> No.13461323

vegans are fucking hilarious

>> No.13461339

If the bottom of the egg is brown, or bubbled, it's fucked and you need to do it again

you owe yourself at least one good egg, so make it slowly

>> No.13461343

>le meat is unhealthy meme
What is this, the fucking 80's? Nothing about that meal looks unhealthy, it looks nutritious as fuck. You could make an argument for the barbecue sauce being unhealthy, but it uses a pretty small amount so I don't see it as a problem.

>> No.13461346

>implying Ragnar would know one of the traditional Swadian recipies

>> No.13461359

>egg boiled for 6 minutes
>it comes out softboiled
What? How? I thought an egg turned hardboiled in like 3 minutes.

>> No.13461444
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Everyone asks how he gets out, no one asks how he got in.

>> No.13461595

You merely adopted the eggs. He was born in them.

>> No.13461623

Why does he have siamese dicks for eyes?

>> No.13461668
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>> No.13461702

Is this what they call 'reddit food'

>> No.13461833 [DELETED] 

more like instagram food, where aesthetics is placed above all else
cause the egg looks neat but it's dumb as fuck

>> No.13461965

dat plastic bag on boiling water tho...

>> No.13461992

>animal planet

>> No.13462016

You're a funny guy

>> No.13462060

the texture of this probably fucking sucks

>> No.13462174

Thank god for webms so you can always skip through 1 minute long clips in 5 seconds instead of waiting through it all like with GIFs.

>> No.13462436

They know their audience.
It is made for lazy cretins who binge-watch that shit to no end into their beds, who probably have argument jousting about the quality of fast-food chains and that will never ever try to cook these horrible ideas that are displayed into these bacon/Nutella lobby videos.

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A literal Jack-tier recipe.

>> No.13462535

>t. doesn't know what sous-vide is

>> No.13462550

Some people actually like "crispy" brown egg edges. There's no accounting for taste.

>> No.13462557

Have you ever boiled an egg?

>> No.13462582

imagine being this ignorant

>> No.13462922

>and dry

>> No.13462947

the whole village is trolling, they have pans hanging on the hut behind

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>> No.13463176

that's EXACTLY like my chinese cartoons!

>> No.13463199

Beta this spring, maybe, if God doesn't destroy the roaches.

>> No.13463274

how can one fat man be so based?

>> No.13463288

I agree, it's insane how people are still afraid of meat, fat, and salt in this day and age when all that shit has been pretty well debunked.

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See >>13461965

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>> No.13463980

This is dumb why does it need to be reboiled 3 times for a 3 second pour of coffee?

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>raw burger
>literally a pile of fucking shit after it's cut
>point of sandwich completely destroyed by amount of toppings put on
just put grease in peanut butter at this point cause nobody is tasting that cheese or burger through all that pb, nutella, and jelly

>> No.13464386

Holy shit was he trying to look like a robot as a joke or something or does he actually eat like that?

>> No.13464632

This is fucking hilarious.

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>> No.13464746

for you

>> No.13464920

This is a wonderful post, if I get good numbers consider them yours.

>> No.13465018

This and debreasting pheasant were the two coolest things I learned from hunting with rednecks

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>> No.13465295

I don't like well done burgers or anything, but this does not look appetizing. The middle seems way to watery (for lack of a better term) and seems like it would be cold. The outside looked good but inside seems bad. It's way to raw/rare in the middle but looks almost over done on the outside. Would be better if the color was a more consistent medium-pink throughout.

>> No.13465400

i really, really like this post

>> No.13465414

this is the most retarded thing I've ever seen
thank you

>> No.13465421

>Create a funnel to salt and pepper the inside of the eggs
>But don't widen the mouth of the funnel so all the spices miss anyway
I can't tell if this is satire or if this person is actually retarded.

>> No.13465527

It's fluffy nice.

Imagine being this ignorantly brainwashed.

>> No.13465550

>Not understanding the difference between shitty knock-off ziploc bags and the plastic you use for sous-vide.
Do you think all house walls are toxic because most house paint used to be lead-based as well?
How the fuck do you idiots who believe everything you read on the internet even function in real life?

>> No.13465647

salt toughens the mince, right?

>> No.13465658

Im sorry, Why didn't he just make an omelette again?

>> No.13465679

Salt absorbs moisture, wherever it may be. Putting it in very early will give it longer to draw moisture out of the beef.

>> No.13465722

So yummy is full of fake recipes that don't work aimed at ignorant fucktards who don't know how to cook.

>> No.13465736

>carefully pulls it from dirt onto leaves
why tho?

>> No.13465744

I know that feel bro

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>> No.13465778

so if i were prepping raw minced meat for meatballs or meatloaf far ahead of time it would be better to add it after cooking

>> No.13465824

those slimy watery buffet eggs

>> No.13465879

desu if I were eating a sandwich like that, I'd just have the patty
putting something so wet on a burger bun just ensures soggy bits of bread crumbling between your fingers before you're even halfway done eating

>> No.13465896

>debreasting pheasant
Is it this method?

Also kek @ 1:40

>> No.13466013

Turkish coffee

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>> No.13466231

They have to troll, even if they wouldn't have any pans they have the fucking shell of the egg.

>> No.13466300

Yeah sous-vide is boiling food in a plastic bag.

>> No.13466510

all the signs are there
this man is a psychopath

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>> No.13468477

Bump to keep thread alive

>> No.13468796

>normal hotel buffet breakfast

i don't get it

>> No.13468807

>taps knife

>> No.13468872

mom,the burgers are ruining culinary again

>> No.13468894

I'd trangle you,but my hands probaly cant wrap around your hidden neck

>> No.13468912

ironically this was part of a pr campaign by fb to humanize him after all those robot/alien memes came out so they had a camera crew interview him in his house doing normal human things after they had a psych consultant coach him on being normal but his aspie ass is just so fucking awkward it backfired

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>> No.13469088

This should now be a honey webm thread

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you got it bud

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>> No.13469186

Got me thinking, can vegans consume honey?

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What is "dad cheese"

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>> No.13469234

What the fuck is the egg hole punch for if they're just gotta stab it with a fucking pointed stick to make it bigger anyway

>> No.13469258

No but they will come up with some vegan honey bullshit which doesn’t have anything to do with honey.

>> No.13469268

agave syrup would be the obvious go-to bullshit vegan ingredient

>> No.13469291

no dude since it's slavery but it's one of those grey areas since the bees don't need all they make to survive and they are a lower lifeform than vertebrates

>> No.13469304

So satisfying and I really want honey now

>> No.13469320

>they are a lower lifeform than vertebrates
Ironic, considering most vegans are spineless themselves.

>> No.13469324

shh..don't tell the amerifats

>> No.13469645

Syrup of Ipecac is all vegans deserve.

>> No.13470153

lol you can actually tell he is trembling when he is pouring from the blender pitcher

>> No.13470212

>jack inspired

>> No.13470217

>sous vide is boiling zip lock bags

>> No.13471035

This isn't the case at all? Using honey and keeping bees is helpful to the environment since bees are usually murdered by wasps. Most vegans where I live use honey and support bee keepers.

>> No.13471085

what a disgusting recipe and massive waste of butter

>> No.13471108

i agree with you, cold raw ground meat (unless it's prepared specifically all raw like tar tar) is nasty in a burger

>> No.13471115

it cost $29, i've seen breakfast like this for free at every holiday inn express I've ever stayed at.

>> No.13471559

why not just use a fucking pan to cook them like a functional human being

>> No.13471609

Who is this an outline of now?

>> No.13471620

Look at that... not a phone in site. Just people living...

>> No.13471635

I want some DAD Cheese

>> No.13471642

Has recycling gone too far?

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>Dad cheese

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>> No.13472891

Tony Soprano.

>> No.13473050
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I have such sights to show you.

>> No.13473084

I don't get it. Is this like the bane posting on /TV/? The kind of thing where you have to be mentally retarded to find it funny?

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lurk moar

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>> No.13473465

Ain't deep-frying in a submarine kinda dangerous?

>> No.13473481

>Not funny
Look out fellas, we got ourselves a real hothead over here.

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>> No.13473487

That's a big burger

>> No.13473576

The kind of people who shit on Sneedposting

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That's fucking retarded, why wouldn't you just make an omelette or scrambled eggs?

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memes aside that looks like the tastiest omelette sandwich ever crafted by a mortal man

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>> No.13474385

delete this

>> No.13474634

Technically any frying in a submarine is deep frying

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You're fucking retarded. It's eggs on fucking white bread.

>> No.13475041

Haha! So random XD

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>> No.13475112

>I let my food choices be dictated by what I believe other people will think of me

Don't worry, I can already tell you're a faggot.

>> No.13475115

webm threads are pretty much the closest thing we have to a containment thread on /ck/.

>> No.13475272

I always order my burger as rare "as you'll give it to me" if it is at a reputable establishment that uses fresh high quality beef. That burger looks fantastic imo.

>> No.13475839

>barbecue out of nowhere


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do you even vegan?

>> No.13475961

Yes I’ll have one order
Gout special
Extra gout

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>> No.13476534

Americans. Do they really?

>> No.13476547

What's it technically supposed to be?

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>> No.13476794

for maximum amount of foam.

>> No.13476821

>buy fresh produce
>mix it with literal rubbish

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>> No.13477042

Spices are to hide the taste of rotting meat anon, nothing more

>> No.13477054

>taps knife
>closes webm

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>> No.13477077

>it keeps going

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>> No.13478363

japanese eggs are sourced closer! he picked them up this morning

>> No.13478385

what the fuck is alfredo really just butter and fucking parmesan cheese?

>> No.13478389

Absolutely revolting

>> No.13478480

some will, its a debate amongst vegans
there are plenty of syrup alternatives for honey, so its not really a problem

>> No.13478552

is he tactically securing a grill?

>> No.13478555

Do you have your meat burnt?

>> No.13478641

That's easy, he hatched from one of the eggs.

>> No.13478795

>if you don't have a mould you can use tablespoons
>image shows some cutesy bullshit and not a tablespoon

I fucking hate vegans so much.

>> No.13478858

That's hipsters, not vegans.

Sure, there's a strong correlation, and sure vegans can be annoying as fuck, but that "spoon" is hipsters fault.

>> No.13478871

is that beetroot?

>> No.13478875

>use 5 sticks of butter
>result is worse than just using a bit of sunflower oil mixed with the spices and cooking it at 400f/200c.
>and there's peaches in it for some reason

>> No.13478979

i don't normally go in for this shit, but fucking hell that is the most reddit I've ever seen in a cooking video.

>> No.13478984

sou vide omlette?

>> No.13478989

all he need is yellow paint and a star trek uniform and he'd win every halloween costume contest.

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Have you praised our queen today?

>> No.13479002

That looks good, seems easy enough to make. I will try it in the future.

>> No.13479020

>garlic sauce
do american's really?

>> No.13479028

I can't tell if that guy in the background is a muslim or a hipster

>> No.13479131

Yeah pretty much. Some people add cream cheese. Garlic and black pepper are also important for the taste

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>> No.13479850

Does anyone have that weird, gooey omelette from that expensive Japanese restaurant? I've been looking for it forever.

>> No.13479905


. . .No? What the fuck are you idiots on about? Have none of you ever actually cooked an egg of all things before in your entire lives?

>> No.13480033

It's either Omurice or something like "Tornado Omelette"

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Is this some recipe to relive the 90's American Kids sunday breakfasts or something?

>> No.13480126

Fettuccine Alfredo started out as fettuccine al burro, and yes that's what it is supposed to be. Americans add heavy cream to the mix and sometimes use multiple cheeses. I never really cared for Alfredo dishes, but once I saw how basic Alfredo/al burro is made I realized I probably just disliked whatever inevitably cheap and corner cutting concoctions come out of chain restaurants, cafeterias, and jars (home "cooking").

>> No.13481122

It was like a big fluffy one that looked like you could smear it like paste if you pressed hard enough

>> No.13481149

how do you guys cook eggs? I hate all of those stupid recipes that say to boil water and turn it off as soon as you add the eggs and let it sit there. why the fuck can't you just boil and then remove like you do all other foods? I steam my eggs because boiling is stupid

>> No.13481171

I wonder what kind of vent hoods and stuff they use in a kitchen like that


>> No.13481175

this is how they cook eggs at ruth's chris

>> No.13481184

I really hate the flair they do in these videos

>> No.13481189

one way valve on the thing lets it get the water out of the sand without letting sand in

>> No.13481217 [DELETED] 

nigger nigs out over friholes nigros

>> No.13481221

good thing they immediately put it on a bun and cut it instead of god forbid resting it for a moment. I always like my burgers served over soggy bread

>> No.13481234

>vegans:processed foods are bad for you
>also vegans:

>> No.13481458

>hating on vegans
It's Jewish false-flagging propaganda, meant to keep you on your unhealthy carnivore diet. You see her put in kosher salt. Why would a vegan use kosher salt? Real vegans just eat shit like black beans and rice. They wouldn't make this "vegan fried egg" bullshit.

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how is the hand in this video not black

>> No.13481663

papa john's garlic sauce is total shit-tier

>> No.13481738

I've got a tiny pot that I get some water boiling in, then put an egg from room temperature in for 5 and a half minutes.

>> No.13481749

because exposing the egg to water that hot for that long will produce an overcooked white

>> No.13481797

that's why you add it and then remove it when it has been exposed to it long enough. like I said I just steam it but this whole "turn off the heat and let it sit" shit is the same as all the dumbass stove top rice recipes I always see

>> No.13481801

beaners aren't usually black

>> No.13481859

Other places don't have to worry about eggs killing them like the US does.

>> No.13481934

>doesnt no so yummy spreads fake recipes to go viral
>calls others idiots
>has no fucking clue
You are the epitome of this board.

>> No.13481937

He got in the same way he gets out, duh

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this has to be a joke or he is retarded

>> No.13482604

funny how they form he hexagons, is like something more manmade and artificial

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for what purpose?

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No, nature is just smarter than you give it credit for.

>> No.13484146

Found the American

>> No.13484148

it's a joke, i mean why else would they be recording?

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Look at that vaccuum succ action

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There is no intelligence behind that. Evolution is just trial and error.

>> No.13484320

trial and error is literally intelligence you peabrain

>> No.13484360

Fucking white people.

>> No.13484410

>I started work at 12 noon
Shit work ethic desu

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>> No.13484522

do they jettison the corn cobs and chicken bones when they surface?

>> No.13484543

that lead paint analogy was a stretch. argue facts not feelings

>> No.13485083

My mental plate was full before he panned off the pastry

>> No.13485139

I was just thinking the other day about how armless people wipe their ass.

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Not in this context, no. The bees are not learning to make efficient hives. They just follow their instinct and the ones who have an efficient instinct get to survive.
They are not "figuring it out" any more than you figured out to grow two legs and two arms.
No offense to the lady in >>13459737

>> No.13485180

>that would be 300$ plus tip

>> No.13485223

the retarded cousin of cacio e pepe

>> No.13485483

well, at least it's washed & cooked so it's... OK I guess

>> No.13485565

Those bagels look anemic as fuck

>> No.13485821

28 USD for what would be a free buffet at any middle of the road hotel, and you're surprised that the bagels are sub-par?

>> No.13485897

Well I usually eat a bagel for breakfast, so that was the first thing that caught my eye.

>> No.13485937

Fair enough. What kind of bagel?

>> No.13486038

Usually a Trader Joe's everything bagel with plain cream cheese. With a hard boiled egg and a piece of fruit on the side. Sometimes I will swap out the cream cheese for cottage cheese and add a few tomato slices with salt a pepper sprinkled on top. It's a quick, easy, and healthy breakfast during the workweek.

>> No.13486335

Is this Kay

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