/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13456281]

Objective cuisine ranking is as follows from best to worst
>Indian
>Italian
>Japanese
>Thai
>German
>Chinese
>Mexican
>rest of the world
>Greek

[Anonymous No.13456291]

>>13456281
Italian should be lower, Mexican should be higher, and Vietnanese should be on the list just below Thai.

[Anonymous No.13456297]

>>13456281
It I save the dirty water when I wash my ass after taking a shit, then I could make a triple A grade Indian stock

[Anonymous No.13456305]

>>13456281
Japan's too high, Germany's too high and Chinese is too low

[Anonymous No.13456325]

>>13456297
Stop using foul language.

[Anonymous No.13456330]

>>13456305
^

[Anonymous No.13456340]

>>13456281
>mexican below german
>greek last
swap chinese and italian and you've got a pretty solid ranking though

[Anonymous No.13456348]

>>13456340
>muh pita and hummus
>muh falafels
Absolute trash.

[Anonymous No.13456350]

>>13456281
>Japanese
everything tastes the same and lack of spice

[Anonymous No.13456351]

>>13456281
ital*an cuisine is a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.13456354]

>>13456348
but gyros are one of the best food items ever created, that alone should net them a top five spot.

[Anonymous No.13456360]

>>13456281
>poo cuisine
>best
Street shitter detected

[Anonymous No.13456366]

>>13456350
>t. baby palate
>>13456351
agreed

[Anonymous No.13457167]

>>13456281
>t. Rajmajanadan

[Anonymous No.13457190]

>>13456360
>eating "cuisine" that was created to cancel out spoiled produce and meats
>good

OP you're either a poo or an idiot. There's unironically no excuse to eat any food from a country that doesn't have a reliable sewage system.

[Anonymous No.13457311]

Mods need to rangeban India because of shit threads like this. No human being says Indian food is the best, only subhuman Pajeets.

[Anonymous No.13457463]

>>13456281
>Italian
>French
>Indian
>Chinese
>Mexican
>Thai
>German
>rest of the world
>British
Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.13457692]

>>13456354

[Anonymous No.13457693]

>>13457692
prove me wrong fagget

[Anonymous No.13457706]

>>13457463
weak bait

[Anonymous No.13457713]

>>13456281
If it's beef curry, count me in.

[Anonymous No.13457719]

>>13456281
First what you call Indian is Punjabi, second aside from the spices, it's simple stuff. Everything is just simmered in tomato paste. Every other culture you listed has a myriad of other cooking techniques and refined nuances on presentation and serving. They don't even have unique words for the 3 meals of the day.

[Anonymous No.13457931]

Hungarian is the most underrated cuisine in the world

[Anonymous No.13459446]

>>13457311
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.13459477]

>>13456281
>indian
>best cuisine
fucking kek right there mate

[Anonymous No.13459518]

>>13456281
>curry diarrhea as number 1
what in the absolute fuck kys

[Anonymous No.13459606]

>>13457463
Why is British on the list twice?

[Anonymous No.13459718]

>>13456281
Japan shouldnt be on the list, Italian should be at the top. I don't really give a shit about the order of anything else but Italian food is god king tier and shits on all other countries food.

[Anonymous No.13460226]

>>13456281
include turkish

[Anonymous No.13460263]

>>13459718
sure thing Guido

[Anonymous No.13460960]

>>13460263
Why would I need to be an orange asshole to enjoy simple but delicious food.

[Anonymous No.13460966]

Is german cuisine a meme? I stayed in germany two months and barely ate german since my german friends mostly recommended turkish and greek places

[Anonymous No.13461078]

>>13460966
Nice larp! No one believes you though.

[Anonymous No.13461126]

>>13461078
I believe him

[Anonymous No.13461141]

>>13461078
Germany doesn't have a culture anymore, all they do is suck middle eastern cock

[Anonymous No.13461155]

>>13456348

Souvlaki, tzatziki, spanakopita, kleftiko, lamb chops, kalimari, moussaka

Greek cuisine is great.

German cuisine on the other hand gets brutally dull and unpleasant after about 3 meals.

[Anonymous No.13461172]

>>13456281
>Indian
>drown everything in spices to disguise the fact that meat's gone stale a month ago.
>now everything tastes of spices, every dish tastes the same, if you can even taste it pass the hotness
>every dish is curry
>eat Indian food, sweat curry and smell of curry for a week.
>this improves the smell of the pajeet. Sucks for a regular person tough.
>best cuisine in the world

[Anonymous No.13461179]

>>13461126
>>13461141
You have to be 18+ to post here, kids.

[Anonymous No.13461295]

>>13461141
shut up

[Anonymous No.13461360]

>>13457311
Lol what most people consider "Indian" food is actually British.

[Anonymous No.13461388]

>>13459446
How many levels of schizophrenia in this post?

[Anonymous No.13462074]

>>13461388
at least 23

[Anonymous No.13463892]

>>13461179
Yet, you posted.

[Anonymous No.13465785]

>>13456291
>Italian should be lower, Mexican should be higher
Found the shitskin retard

[Anonymous No.13465877]

>>13465785
>t. has only eaten at taco bell

[Anonymous No.13465904]

>>13461172
So you’re saying Indian food is the best in the world because literally anything that covers the natural scent of pajeet is a godsend? Kinda checks out actually.

[Anonymous No.13465908]

>>13456281
>likes Indian food
>hates Greek food
>even considers virgin boy piss eggs worth mentioning
Shit taste, nigger. I can smell you through the fucking internet.

[Anonymous No.13465913]

>>13465785
>Found the shitskin retard
so, an italian

[Anonymous No.13465918]

>>13456281
>Italian
>French
>Indian
>Chinese
>Mexican
>Thai
>German
>rest of the world
>American

Fix'd

[Anonymous No.13465920]

>>13461155
Lamb is extremely underrated and Greece does it best imo.

[Anonymous No.13465932]

>>13456281
>Italian above Japanese
>not even splitting Chinese into regions

[Anonymous No.13465948]

>>13456281
>french cuisine
>not #1
Yikes!
t. non french

[Anonymous No.13465963]

>>13465932
Japanese food sucks desu

[Anonymous No.13465968]

>>13456281
>French
>Italian
>rest of Europe
>America
>rest of Anglosphere
>rest of world

[Anonymous No.13466115]

>>13456340
>complains about 2 on the list
>suggest to switch 2 others
>list has 9 spots
>calls it a solid list

[Anonymous No.13466149]

>>13465932
>not even splitting Chinese into regions
Culinary Regions of China:
Poor People
Even Poorer People
People Who Literally Eat Sparrows
French-Inspired British Cuisine
Taiwan

[Anonymous No.13466359]

>>13466149
>people who literally eat sparrows

is this true??

[Anonymous No.13466379]

>>13466359
Yeah it's called Fr*nch people

[Anonymous No.13466459]

>>13456281
1. French
2. Greek
3. Mexican
4. American
5. Chinese
6. German
7. Italian
8. Japanese
9. British
10. Indian

[Anonymous No.13466473]

I have never had French food. There seems to be a lot of people in here praising French food. What is it like, anons?

[Anonymous No.13466477]

>>13466359
Yes. During the Great Leap Forward, people ate all the sparrows, leading to plagues of locusts. They had to import more sparrows from Russia. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.13466513]

>>13456281
Indian is definitely up there, but there's no way it's better than Thai or Italian. Similarly, Chinese and Mexican are both above German for better pork dishes.

[Anonymous No.13466532]

>>13466379
MENTIONED

https://youtu.be/SEPMuyGe7dg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortolan_bunting

[Anonymous No.13466533]

Comprehensive and complete (best to worst)
>Italian
>french
>Swiss/Austrian
>Japanese
>Chinese
>Thai
>British
>South American in general excluding ceviche
>nigger chow
>indian

[Anonymous No.13466546]

>>13466513
>not enjoying a bratwurst
You are gay.

[Anonymous No.13466575]

>>13466546
All of Europe does good sausages. The master race knows how to eat.

[Anonymous No.13466589]

>>13466546
Italians taught the germanic barbarian tribes to make sausage and bread.

[Anonymous No.13466591]

>>13466359
i think you'd eat sparrows too if you were literally starving

[Anonymous No.13466597]

>>13466532
>"For centuries, a rite of passage for French gourmets was the eating of the Ortolan. These tiny birds—captured alive, force-fed, then drowned in Armagnac—were roasted whole and eaten that way, bones and all, while the diner draped his head with a linen napkin to preserve the precious aromas and, some believe, to hide from God."
French cuisine once again manages to be impossibly based.

[Anonymous No.13466602]

>>13465932
these anons' tastes are so white i'm surprised they even split chinese and japanese into different categories, asking them to split china into its Four or the even more modern Eight Cuisines is too much for their smooth brains.

[Anonymous No.13466616]

>>13466602
>split china into its Four or the even more modern Eight Cuisines
God, how many ways do you gooks have for cooking sparrows?

[Anonymous No.13466624]

>>13466616
Kek

[Anonymous No.13466630]

>>13466602
>dude white people are like so dumb lol
Blow your fucking brains out you soi ridden cuck

[Anonymous No.13466634]

>>13456281
>Japanese in third
You sound like some Japanese isekai MC, their cuisine is shit, chinese easily beats japanese food.

[Anonymous No.13466644]

>>13466630
seethe whiteboy seethe

[Anonymous No.13466649]

>>13466644
How's the malnutrition treating ya, Huang?

[Anonymous No.13466653]

>>13456281
Italian
Japanese
French
German
Chinese
Indian
Rest of the world
Greek
Mexican

[Anonymous No.13466654]

>>13466630
Soy isn't filtered on /ck/ you cancerous fucking newfaggot

[Anonymous No.13466658]

>>13461360
>Indians start acting like they invented curry
Those ungrateful poos, they wouldn't be on the path to becoming a world power if it wasn't for us brits

[Anonymous No.13466660]

>>13456281
There is no such thing as "Indian" cuisine, only various kinds of regional vegetarian food that you are unfamiliar with. What you are familiar with is Mughal cuisine brought to India by Muslim conquerors and later adopted by the British.

[Anonymous No.13466664]

>>13466473
I haven't even tried it and I praise it, just cos I've seen how they coock, it is literally derived of the cuisine the French Royalty had for themselves, and it shows, chekc:

https://www.youtube.com/user/BrunoAlbouze/videos

[Anonymous No.13466675]

>>13466473
Maybe it is just a meme

[Anonymous No.13466685]

>>13466654
I've been here since 2017. You're the newfriend here.

[Anonymous No.13466690]

>>13466533

> Literal cheese and potatoes 39,90 euros plus tip cuisine third best in world.

You thick cunt.

[Anonymous No.13466710]

>>13466602
Chinese food is absolute garbage anyway. The ranking is:

1. South Florida cuisine. Stone crabs, snook, smoked kingfish, ropa vieja, media noche etc.
2. TexMex
3. American bbq and all the fixins
4. Italian-American
5. Cajun.
6. Traditional French (Escoffier etc.).
7. All the rest (3rd world shitholer chow).

[Anonymous No.13466711]

>>13466710
>shilling this hard for burger cuisine
I'm American myself and some of it is all right but this is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.13466718]

>>13466710
Sad.

[Anonymous No.13466723]

>>13466710
Why are Americans so retarded?

[Anonymous No.13466724]

>>13466591
i wasn’t critiquing it, i was taken back. yes, obviously i would.

[Anonymous No.13466725]

>>13466711
He also failed to mention American Chinese food, which blows "authentic" Chinese food out of the water.

[Anonymous No.13466727]

>>13466711
I didn't even remember the Key Lime Pie.

You sound like a cranky asian bugwoman. If you could open your eyes, you could see. But you can't, so I guess you won't.

[Anonymous No.13466734]

Only thing Anglosphere has going on for them are the cakes, pies and baked goods, the rest is pretty lack-luster imo.

[Anonymous No.13466750]

>>13466734
The pies are pretty fucking amazing, though.

[Anonymous No.13466751]

>>13466734
That's why the Anglosphere is obsessed with foreign food from all over the world, aside from the most backwater, irrelevant areas in the Anglosphere.

[Anonymous No.13466761]

>>13466734
>>13466750
>>13466751
I must add though, that american barbacue thingy is nice too

[Anonymous No.13467007]

>>13460966
If you ate anything from a bakery it was 100% german. Currywurst also german. Potato soup german. Schwarzwälder kirschtorte. Granted the more traditional food you wont find outside because if people eat them they are cooked at home.
The meme is people of other nationalities thinking something is of their cuisine when its actually german

[Anonymous No.13467019]

>>13467007
Another things i remember off the top of my head blaukraut, linsensuppe or every kind of wurst and pork like schweinshaxe.

[Anonymous No.13467030]

[Anonymous No.13467033]

[Anonymous No.13467036]

>>13467030
I love German food but these aren't even good desu

[Anonymous No.13467050]

[Anonymous No.13467061]

>>13466513
Mexican is what i shit in my german toilet in the morning pah

[Anonymous No.13467074]

>>13467036
It is one thing of many even tho i doubt you ever had good ones let alone from german bakeries but nobody walks out of a bakery not finding anything except its a rely shit tier one and every asian japanese or frog eater is a bad copy and can fuck off

[Anonymous No.13467075]

>>13467007
No, the actual meme is that Germans think they are the only ones that can bake breads and there aren't hundreds of breads they know nothing about in other countries.
Also I doubt anyone has adopted any of that other shit you listed besides the black forest cake.
Maybe some slavs like to eat your bland kitchen and have copied some of your stuff though, idk.

[Anonymous No.13467086]

>>13467075
No the meme is you thinking its from your shitstain ancestors as usual subhumans taking german things and acting like they did it we have in germany alone over 2000 registered bread varieties so how many does you dumb shithole have?

[Anonymous No.13467090]

>>13467075
Also its called schwarzälder kirschtorte subhuman

[Anonymous No.13467091]

>>13467074
I used to live in Stuttgart and I have had "good" ones before.
Germany is extremely based but that is one thing they did wrong.

[Anonymous No.13467100]

>>13467086
>>13467090
Your food is shit Fritz, bland shit, in case of sauerkraut it's also putrid.
Only thing a tourist will want to eat in your bland country is some sausage with a fucking bread bun and some ketchup-curry mix along with mayo and fries on a small paper plate from some imbiss outside Real.
That's all you're good for.

[Anonymous No.13467105]

>>13467086
>>13467090
Also it's Black Forest, because nobody cares about your country and language, unlike the French and Italian dishes.

[Anonymous No.13467107]

>>13467091
Well for me it depends on the freshness and filling but yeah maybe still point stands and german cuisine still gets shit on in every thread while most of these swines dont have anything original of their own

[Anonymous No.13467118]

>>13467105
Thanks for proving my point trying to make something superior your own because your pea brain couldnt even come up with it genetic trash enjoy your schwazwälder kirsch next time and dont feel insecure because your country doesnt have an own cuisine(weird that you dont even mention which shit hole haha)

[Anonymous No.13467121]

>>13466546
Literally every country has sausages. Even Mexico has more types of sausages than Germany

[Anonymous No.13467124]

>>13467118
Don't let those retards get you down, krautbro. Germany is and always was based.

[Anonymous No.13467136]

>>13467121
So were did these beaners get their sausage from? The world just discovered sausage couple hundrdd years ago when that fake country was formed? Oh no its stolen from europeans mhh

[Anonymous No.13467146]

>>13467086
>2000 registered bread varieties
Ahhh ha ha
License and registered bread please.

[Anonymous No.13467160]

>>13467118
Easy there boy, don't want you losing another world war.

[Anonymous No.13467167]

>>13467124
Not anymore. Too many niggers and turk scum here before that yeah it used to be based but now the air smells like shitskins

[Anonymous No.13467180]

>>13467160
We have nothing to lose since 70 years. Its the other western countries who lost their country to migration which is great because they fought for this diversity against evil hitler now they get what they deserve. Meanwhile germany hasnt existed for quite some time now

[Anonymous No.13467184]

>>13467136
Mexico is white and European

[Anonymous No.13467192]

>>13456340
>German
>Above italian

[Anonymous No.13467202]

>>13467184
Sure thing pedro. I give it to you tho mexican has very high cuisine doritos with cheese mhh very good

[Anonymous No.13467208]

>>13456281
>No french
Peak taste, French cuisinie is a entry tier meme

[Anonymous No.13467216]

>>13467202
>when the thallium pollution is just right

[Anonymous No.13467235]

>>13467216
Keked

[Anonymous No.13467238]

>>13467192
Bread is better than pasta what's the issue

[Anonymous No.13467257]

>>13467238
Don't Italians have breadsticks or is that just at Olive Garden

[Anonymous No.13468910]

>>13466649
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

[Anonymous No.13468968]

>>13467202
Those are Filipinos

[Anonymous No.13468992]

both greek and indian are delicious wtf
op your taste buds are busted

[Anonymous No.13469262]

>>13456281
>French
>Italian
>Greek
>Middle eastern
>German
>Japanese
>Chinese
>Mexican
>British
>Rest of world

[Anonymous No.13469279]

>>13456281
>objective
>putting Italians low
Fuck your shit taste. Here's the real objective food tier list
>Italian
>French
>Japanese
>american
>Korean
>Indian
>Lebanese
>rest of the world
>Dog Shit
>Mexican
>Puke
>Canadian
>Sewage Drain juice
>greek

[Anonymous No.13469290]

Coming from a Brit

#1 French
>Camembert, Brie, baguette, croissant, French pastry, soupe aux choux, French onion soupe, jambon buerre, au jus
#2: southern American soul food
Biscuits and fucking gravy, shrimp and grits, fried chicken, Mac c cheese, seafood bake, FRIED OKRA
#3 Greek
gyros are the best thing I’ve tasted
#4 Italian
Pretty much anything Italian
#5 German
Pretzels and mustard, sausage and peppers, oven roasted juden
#6 Levantine
Falafel, lamb shawarma
#7 Japanese
Sushi, pokky
#8 Indian
Naan. Just naan.
#9 Mexican
Taco Bell
#10 British
Fish and chips is the only redeemable British food.

[Anonymous No.13469310]

>Indian
Thanks for the laugh. The real list is
Italian
French
Spanish
Japanese
American (for regional dishes like Buffalo wings or southern BBQ)
Mediterranean/middle eastern
The rest

Angry chinks, gooks and poos need not apply.

[Anonymous No.13469335]

>>13469290
Black pudding's alright

[Anonymous No.13469351]

>>13456281
can you name at least 5 dishes from each?

[Anonymous No.13469366]

>>13466723
>>13466718
>>13466711
You have to admit tho, he's not wrong

[Anonymous No.13469651]

>>13466690
>what is
>Spätzle
>Fondue (many varieties)
>Schnitzel
>goulash
>Rösti
>myriad sausages and salamis
>endless beers and white wines
Fuck off broke retard

[Anonymous No.13469665]

>>13456281
For me it is the German cuisine and only German cuisine.

>Burgers: The food that also made America great
>Strammer Max: Delicious German bread with finest butter, lots of eggs sunny side up, some spices and optional sliced cheese
>Pumpkin soup with bread and butter
>Obazda (German cheese speciality) with pretzel and onion
>All the German pastries and cakes

[Anonymous No.13469679]

>>13457931
You’re quite right. I like Hungarian stuff.

[Anonymous No.13469992]

>>13469665
>>13469679
Based

[Anonymous No.13470098]

>>13456350
You can always tell whose taste buds are utterly thrashed when they whine about "muh no spiiiicccceeee"

[Anonymous No.13470125]

>>13457931
Goulash with csipetke is the best stew I've ever tried.

[Anonymous No.13470345]

>>13469290
Jesus fucking Christ, I wish that image weren't so representative of the UK.

Age: 62
1a) ST-elevation myocardial infarcation
1b) nil
1c) nil
2) type 2 diabetes mellitus, hypertension, hypercholesterolaemia

[Anonymous No.13470435]

>>13467100
hahaha. ein kanacke der in deutschland lebt und frustriert ist xD