/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13447200]

>go to food bank
>there's actually an old woman in there puttering around like it's a fairy tale
>she takes off her apron when I come in as though visitors to the food bank are rare
>this makes sense cause there are only two reviews for the food bank
>and one of those reviews is just from a do-gooder liberal who obviously never went
>the other one was a complaint about getting expired food
>anyway the food bank mistress asks me how I want to choose my food
>what do you mean?
>well, you could just take this piece of paper and check off what you need, like butter and flour
>or I could come to your house and see what you need for myself and make you some food if that's what you want

damn thank goodness barely anyone shows up to these foodbanks, if everyone knew about the nice old lady there the whole system wouldn't work. Of course I won't be telling anyone, no one admits they go to foodbanks.

[Anonymous No.13447209]

>>13447200
Is she actually going to eat that whole loaf?

[Anonymous No.13447212]

>loliposter
>dreg of society
Checks out. You should be crucified.

[Anonymous No.13447230]

>>13447212
It's your mind that's warped if you think that image is sexual.

[Anonymous No.13447259]

>>13447230
Anyone who saves pics of prepubescent girls, especially prepubescent girls shoving things in their mouths, needs to be flayed.

[Anonymous No.13447344]

>>13447259
huh?

[Anonymous No.13447359]

>>13447259
drawings aren't people

[Anonymous No.13447375]

>>13447259
>>13447212
Why are you mad?

[Anonymous No.13447398]

>>13447259
Based
“Why are you mad” is one of the most reddit comebacks you could have typed

[Anonymous No.13447406]

>>13447398
You belong on Reddit more than you think, normalfag.

[Anonymous No.13447407]

>>13447259
Haaa~?

[Anonymous No.13447408]

>>13447212
You are a joyless little mechanism.

[Anonymous No.13447473]

This is capitalism 'working' people going to food banks jfl

[Anonymous No.13447487]

>>13447200
Was that old lady a decaying MILF? Sounds like she wanted to come to your house for a hosing.

[Anonymous No.13447505]

>>13447487
No she was fresh cute loli, like in the picture.

[Anonymous No.13447687]

>>13447473
enh, it'd be a stretch to call me a working person. let me check my records....

actually I need to file away the old ones anyhow, it's a new year. In december I worked about 56 hours. less than two hours a day if you average it out.

[Anonymous No.13447818]

>>13447259
You're not wrong, but anybody on here needs to be flayed for some sin or another.

[Anonymous No.13448642]

>>13447259
>they hated him because he spoke the truth

[Anonymous No.13448649]

>>13447200
>HURRRRRRR LIBERALS! DEMONRATS!

I bet you also complain about socialism and free handouts even though you're literally getting food from a foodbank.

[Anonymous No.13448652]

>>13447406
Why are you mad?

[Anonymous No.13448666]

>>13448649
Based, white people are the biggest users of welfare.

[Anonymous No.13448672]

>>13447200
Check if your community college has a course on greentexting. You need it.

[Anonymous No.13448727]

>>13448649
taking food people willingly donate is better than taking money by threatening people

[Anonymous No.13448734]

>>13447687
it's actually less than 0.2 hours a day my man

[Anonymous No.13448737]

>>13448734
0.2 hours IS less than two hours, yes

[Anonymous No.13448738]

>>13447359
>i-it's ok, I only got horny to a drawing of a child

[Anonymous No.13448805]

>>13448649

[Anonymous No.13449293]

>>13448652
Because tourists like you are in places you don't belong.

[Anonymous No.13449298]

>>13447200
>>13447344
>>13447375
>>13447406
>>13447407
>>13447818
KYS freak
KYS

[Anonymous No.13449302]

>>13447259
As a fun fact, loli and shota (particularly sexualized) were illegalized federally in the United States by the Protect Act of 2003.

[Anonymous No.13449366]

>>13448734
>56 hours
>31 days
56/31 = (31 + 25)/31 > 1 hour/day
you big dumb

[Anonymous No.13449371]

>>13448649
R*tard

[Anonymous No.13449463]

>>13447259
*filleted

[Anonymous No.13450008]

>>13449298
go back

[Anonymous No.13450015]

>>13449302
Nope.

[Anonymous No.13450272]

>>13449302
Incorrect, and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.13451296]

>>13447818
pay renbts

[Anonymous No.13451374]

>>13447200
>IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.13451739]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB32073N4vY

[Anonymous No.13452057]

>>13447259
>sees a kid eating bread
>this makes him think of sex
the lady doth protest too much

[Anonymous No.13452121]

>>13447259
you do know how the internet works right? Check your cache

[Anonymous No.13452274]

>>13448649
Are you retarded? If there was no charity why would anyone be against enforced charity?

[Anonymous No.13452280]

>>13447200
Did you fuck her?

[Anonymous No.13452637]

>>13447259
based and angry pedos in replies proves it

[Anonymous No.13452646]

>>13447259

[Anonymous No.13452668]

My wife had to volunteer at the food bank in university and they gave oit fucking boxes of those frozen white castle burgers lmao.
Not alot of people go here but this eligibility is so slack im surprised. Youre allowed to get free food if you have a combined income of less than like 75k canadian, we are just barely over it i think.

[Anonymous No.13452759]

>>13447200
are you FOR REAL?

[Anonymous No.13452772]

>>13452668
>75k is poor in canada
something something in-store prices

[Anonymous No.13452775]

>>13447259
there is not a picture of a real girl posted anywhere in this thread though. those are cartoons. do you not know the difference?

[Anonymous No.13452796]

>>13447259
based

[Anonymous No.13452991]

>>13447259
Thoughts on this image?

[Anonymous No.13453083]

>>13449298
No