>been on a few dates with girl >invited her over for me to cook for her and watch a movie >i can't cook help! I can boil pasta, if I do a tomato basil sauce and chop up some basil leaves for garnish is that okay? what could i do as a side? pls help i like this girl :o)

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Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:56:44 2020 No.13445686 [Reply] [Original]

>been on a few dates with girl
>invited her over for me to cook for her and watch a movie
>i can't cook
help! I can boil pasta, if I do a tomato basil sauce and chop up some basil leaves for garnish is that okay? what could i do as a side?

pls help i like this girl :o)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:57:43 2020 No.13445695 Tell her she has to eat all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:58:52 2020 No.13445701 >>13445695 I've never cooked eggs before and I didn't find her passed out on the side of the road. tank u fren tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 13:59:54 2020 No.13445706 >>13445686 Just order pizza and fuck. Simple.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:01:14 2020 No.13445713 >>13445686 there's alot of recipes online fren cook a meal that looks easy yet appetizing for you and if you like it, cook it tommorow again id suggest pasta with meatballs,tomatosauce and garlic bread

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:01:49 2020 No.13445718

>>13445706
I said I would cook for her. The worst thing about this whole thing, and where I'm really retarded, is her literal job is related to stuff like those michellin star restaurants and stuff. So I'm going to be cooking her noodles like a retard. kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:02:34 2020 No.13445720 >>13445713 I don't know how to cook meat and she is coming tomorrow :/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:02:41 2020 No.13445721 >>13445718 A real chad would order pasta from a high end restaurant and pass it off as his own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:03:52 2020 No.13445725 >>13445721 I'm a shitty liar.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:05:50 2020 No.13445735

>>13445686
How about this? Boil pasta, make a sauce like you described, fry up some chicken strips in a pan. Oil a round corningware dish. Layer noodles, sauce, chicken and some mozz cheese in the dish. Do it with any pasta. Repeat layering and make the cheese thick on top and cover it, put it in the oven (350) for 30 - 45 minutes. Ta da! Take it out and enjoy a fun, easy and impressive enough food that doesn't take a Michelin-star chef to cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:06:20 2020 No.13445737 >>13445725 Idiot just order a lasagna from the best Italian place in your area and have it in the oven when she gets to your place. She’ll never know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:08:13 2020 No.13445741 >>13445686 Fucking choose something light and girly now. And cook it multiple times before you have to cook for her. You fucked up anon you have one day to get good. It's not that hard, I believe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:09:47 2020 No.13445747 >>13445686 Lobster. Remember that you'll need to dress in black lace up shoes to make the atmosphere fancy, so hopefully you at least have cleats or something.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:09:57 2020 No.13445749
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>>13445737
I will know! I just want to make a nice girl dinner and cuddle watching a movie and try to kiss her more. Not be a sneaky sneak!

>>13445735
That sounds really heavy though, I'm looking for light cuz you know girl at your place sort of thing.

>>13445741
Now we're talking, what is light and girly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:11:22 2020 No.13445759 Could make carne asada tacos. Pretty easy and girls love tacos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:12:11 2020 No.13445764 >>13445720 just take minced meat and form it into balls with some breadcrumps and eggs fry it in oul you wont know how to do if you dont try it it's your chance!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:13:49 2020 No.13445768 >>13445764 eggs really? How do you make the balls cook? That sounds like a disaster dude, I literally just learned to boil noodles. I mean I can try but I have like four hours, then got work, then cooking for her tomorrow night

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:15:44 2020 No.13445773
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If u really want to impress here's this really fucking quick and nice spagehtti guide I'll tell you

Ingredients:
Garlic
Carrots
Dried italian seasoning mix(or basil,thyme, parsley and sage)
1 can San Marzono (the expensive kind)
Noodles
Salt
Peppers
1 large spanish onion
Fresh basil
Step 1. Get enough olive oil to cover the bottom of the pan and maybe 1 glug more
Step 2. Boil water, season water with a lot of salt
Step 3. Heat oil, put in onions,let transparent, then add garlic until the garlic almost ends up crispy.
Step 4.add the tomatoes but to get extra penis points, use your hands to catch each tomato and crush each tomato before you put it in the pot. Like crushing a hamster and tossing it's corpse in the pan.
Step5. Cut carrot into large chunks and put in sauce but remember ur gonna fish this out later.
Step 6. Put about 2 tablespoons of italian seasoning into the sauce along with the sauce.
Step 7. Let it simmer for as long as u want, put tomato paste but if u wanna but it doesnt matter.
Step 8. Finish cooking the noodles. And let drain.
Step 9. If the sauce has boiled down, add salt and pepper, to taste.
Serve bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:16:09 2020 No.13445774 >>13445686 Pan fry some steaks, roast some broccoli, get a bottle of wine and a loaf of french bread. Wa la

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:18:04 2020 No.13445784 >>13445773 This nigga needs to just buy a sauce and have the ingredients around so that it looks like he cooked it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:18:36 2020 No.13445788 >>13445774 The loaf of french bread is great, I will get that. Steaks is too hard, I've never even cooked chicken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:19:43 2020 No.13445794 >>13445774 You ain’t fuckin after a steak dinner even if he doesn’t screw it up. He could buy a sous vide to make a perfect steak dummy proof I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:20:29 2020 No.13445796 >>13445794 I think I'm going with a pasta with tomato basil sauce (no garlic), penne, french bread, bottle of wine, and a candle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:23:13 2020 No.13445807 >>13445749 Salad with chicken

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:23:38 2020 No.13445809 >>13445794 Why not? Just do thin cuts, like a milanesa or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:24:48 2020 No.13445815 >>13445807 Is bag lettuce safe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:24:52 2020 No.13445816 >>13445768 Have them in a pan on the highest heat for like 2 minutes on both sides and then have them in there for another 15 minutes while changing sides every now and then

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:26:31 2020 No.13445824 >>13445686 I just made Chef John's pasta fagiole. It's dumb easy. Even a frog poster can do it. The hardest part is browning some sausage. She can help out by stripping the leaves off the kale or chard stalks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:27:55 2020 No.13445829 >>13445815 just make a Cesar salad with some chicken stripes come on you aren't too retarded to look up a recipe and try it out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:29:00 2020 No.13445834 >>13445829 >garlic this guy is trying to make out with her dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:30:19 2020 No.13445837 >>13445829 I meant for getting the lettuce. Do you get a stalk and chop it up or buy it pre cut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:32:38 2020 No.13445841 >>13445837 i would get a stalk and cut it up. it feels more self made and isn't really that much work

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:34:16 2020 No.13445851 >>13445841 Thanks. What kind of lettuce? Isn't romaine a no go now? What's the good crispy kind?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:38:52 2020 No.13445866 This reminds me of the time an anon got himself a date with a female chessmaster. He lied that he could play in /v/ was teaching him . Good times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:40:30 2020 No.13445873 >>13445866 I just invited her over for dinner, never said I could cook lol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:43:40 2020 No.13445883 File: 210 KB, 970x1139, eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13445695 kino

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:47:27 2020 No.13445901 >>13445718 Why did you tell her you would cook for her if you can't cook?

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:53:45 2020 No.13445940

>>13445686
Alright anon remember marinara and the red sauces don't go so great with chicken. But chicken or fish, or shellfish, are the move for this pasta. Remember no cheese with seafood. Make ARANCINI. Bitches love this shit. Don't try to get the melty moz in the middle, that's too extra. If she likes bacon, get a small amount of cut up bacon in there. Use proper rice. Use parmesan or peccorino and some other cheese. Moz does NOT melt as well. Do not forget the eggs. You have to chill the rice, PARSLEY, egg, and cheese mixture in the freezer so it can be made into balls. I use Panko Japanese style breadcrumbs for a lot of deep frying, it's my favorite. Good luck frogposting babyman

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:54:47 2020 No.13445945 >>13445940 OH and do not forget the salt and pepper. But be careful to not go overboard with the pepper

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:58:15 2020 No.13445957 >>13445883 i just realized he probably meant for the eggs to help her with her hangover but he's so autistic that he couldn't think of a proper way to explain it so he came up with that retarded line

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 14:59:33 2020 No.13445963 >>13445686 https://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/easy-date-dinners pick one nigger. a thread died for this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:00:21 2020 No.13445965 >>13445961 learn how to use the board newfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:01:56 2020 No.13445973 >>13445957 What did you previously think was the reason he said it? I've never conceived of any other possibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:11:19 2020 No.13446004 Garlic bread as a side. Pussies gush over garlic bread like pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:20:31 2020 No.13446040 >>13445784 Clearly you have never gotten a girl wet with pasta sauce making skills, the pasta aglio scene from chef for reference

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:27:22 2020 No.13446066 File: 21 KB, 500x500, 1565721270727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13445686 Just be yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:30:45 2020 No.13446088 >>13445686 >>13445701 How the fuck does someone reach adulthood lacking these basic life skills? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:30:53 2020 No.13446089

>>13445718
Make this.

https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/spicy-sweet-sambal-pork-noodles

It doesn't require any special skill to make, but has an interesting flavor profile that will appeal to just about anyone. Just buy the ingredients and follow the instructions, and it'll get you into her pants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:34:11 2020 No.13446105 >>13445686 Pomodro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:42:10 2020 No.13446138 >>13445901 I wanted to hang out with her and going to restaurants it's hard to be intimate because you are sitting across from the table from her the whole time. Just thought it would be nicer and comfy.

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 15:57:40 2020 No.13446204

Reminder that if she likes you enough to come to your house, she won't really care how the food is unless it's truly horrible. Your goal is to make something that's just at least decent, rather than something spectacular or impressive. Just make something that's not gag inducing then give her the fugg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:07:30 2020 No.13446239 >>13446204 Thanks fren. I just want her company. I don't want it to be so bad she isn't able to eat, but I think if i just stick with a pasta I'll be okay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:13:39 2020 No.13446265 >>13445686 >>13446239 Doesn't have to be fancy. Have a pasta course, a simple salad, and some garlic bread. If she digs your company, it's the effort that counts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:15:44 2020 No.13446273 >>13446265 Thanks. What's a simple salad? I always get afraid of the bagged lettuce because of food poisoning. I got sick from that shit once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:16:17 2020 No.13446274 >>13446265 >>13446273 ..also I was thinking no garlic because I want to finish the night kissing her...

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:25:27 2020 No.13446328

>>13446274
not the poster but garlic bread isnt as strong and smelly as typical garlic
you will probably have onions in your pasta sauce as well and you two wont smell like onion either
you can just use bagged lettuce but if it feels unsafe, just buy fresh one and chop it yourself. it's just a side dish so it doesn't need much except for a slight dressing with seasoning

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:29:52 2020 No.13446343

>>13446273
You know, some decent lettuce (I like a mix of iceberg and romaine), a bit of spinach, some tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, maybe some button mushrooms if you like them, and a nice vinaigrette for dressing.

As for garlic, if you want to be with her, that won't stop you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:31:52 2020 No.13446349 >>13446328 When you chop lettuce, you kinda peal it back and then wash it right? Like you chop, and then wash? >>13446343 Do you have to cook spinach to put it in a salad or can it be raw? I can just buy vinaigrette dressing, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:35:03 2020 No.13446362 File: 297 KB, 1260x1320, All The Eggs Kamala.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13445973 Not that guy, I just found it so unsettling that I never thought there was a reason. Like being inside a serial killer's mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:39:53 2020 No.13446380 >>13446274 If you both eat garlic neither of you will smell garlic, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:49:59 2020 No.13446423 >>13446349 Yes, raw spinach is the way to go. Of course you rinse your vegetables in cold water before serving them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 16:59:26 2020 No.13446469 >>13446423 Thank you!

Anonymous Wed Jan 1 17:29:12 2020 No.13446587

>>13446138
Just tell her the truth bro
Get a basic recipe for salmon stir Fry or something simple, if its shit just laugh it off as a mistake and let her know you wanted to get to know her without all the noise around.
You could even offer to order in pizza if the food turns out bad, she will appreciate the honesty

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 17:31:34 2020 No.13446596 >>13445749 See >>13446587

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 1 17:50:48 2020 No.13446662 >>13446587 I'm completely cool with her knowing I'm a novice, I haven't advertised myself as a cook. I just want it to be kinda nice for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 01:01:33 2020 No.13448331 >>13445973 yeah, same as this guy>>13446362

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 01:40:46 2020 No.13448422 >>13445686 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6u_8-Azqw make this. dessert get a good vanilla ice cream and a good chocolate sauce.

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