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Bought me a bottle of cheap vodka [pic not r:lated)
How do YOU chug it down?
I just can't drink it straight from the bottle at room temperature.
I'm thinking putting it in the freezer for a few hours, maybe some icecubes. Idk.

>> No.13440164
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>>13440157
Mix it with gatorade, that's how I used to do it

>> No.13440205

Orange juice, Coke or coffee. Either as a chaser or mixer. Protip: if you hate the taste, chasing is the preferable method. Degenerate, oh yeah, but effective.

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13440257

Vodka gives me the whiskey-shits something special.

>> No.13440260

My favorite drink is just room temperature vodka (large shots, I just use my "designated drinking cup") and ice water.
If you're a nance, do it with Gatorade- but the best way to chug it straight out of the bottle is to get at least a few shots in, and then give it a go with some chaser handy.
I used to not be able to do it, but one day I got too lazy to get up and get my cup.
Started with sips, and moved on to guzzling.

>> No.13440267

>>13440260
Also, people who keep their vodka in the freezer make me fucking wretch when they offer me a cold shot.
The only thing that's appropriate to keep in the freezer is mint schnapps.

>> No.13440282

>>13440157
Pour it in a glass and time goes by fast
>>13440164
Oy Vey

>> No.13440321

Keep it simple. Ice, vodka, lime juice and club soda.

>> No.13440453
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13440453

>>13440157

First thing, Polacks invented vodka so you should never buy Russian shit as they’re a bunch of black-assed thieves and secondly, put it in the freezer and make mixed drinks with it, like Kamikazes, Screwdrivers, Cape Codders, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cocktails#Vodka

>> No.13440874

>>13440453
This has a cough syrupy aftertaste and because it leaves a bit of a thin slick behind, even though such is said to be an indicator of good quality, it seems that it is harder to flush out of your system should you overindulge.

>> No.13440915

>>13440453
>poles inventing anything

LOL ok

>> No.13440935

>>13440915
Yeah, they were only the best squadron in ww2. Poles fucking suck!

>> No.13440938

>>13440935
Friendly reminder Poland is Russian clay

>> No.13440984

i drink half shots at a time and chase with cheap beer

>> No.13440998

>>13440938
that's wonderfully poetic, but what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.13441051

>>13440157
>A school friend of mine lived briefly with an alcoholic named Stephen.
>Steve was a super nice guy, but he was a devil for the drink.
>One day drinking at my friends house we bet Steve all the money in our pockets (£0.37) that he couldn't down a bottle of vodka in one.
He only fucking did it!
>Steve had a little sleep after that so we put the 37 pence in his pocket and went to the pub.
Steve ended up spending the night in the hospital.

A few years of alcohol abuse later Stephen was wheel chair bound and couldn't recall we had ever been friends. Some months after that he died.

>> No.13441196

>>13440157
I mix it or else I'll drink way too much. I'll usually use la Croix or ginger ale

>> No.13441243

>>13440998
What part of Poland is Russian clay don't you understand?

>> No.13441251

>>13440453
No one cares about Poland lol

>> No.13441313

Mix it with store brand aspartame-flavored soda water and enjoy sweet oblivion

>> No.13441659

Pour it in a glass of ice and drink. Thats all you need.

>> No.13441921

>>13440157
its the destination not htetroad just fucking drin kint

>> No.13441970

>>13441051
>guy I know, was a fireman, if he wasn’t at work he would go to the pub to keep out of the way if his wife
>if he spends time with his wife he gets sick of her, sick of the TV and smashes the TV as rightly sees it’s a pile of shit
>retires from fire brigade
>has to drink twice as much to stay away from wife
>sleeps instead of eating
>dies of live failure

>> No.13442004

>>13440453
luksusowa is my shit <3
12$ a handle, tastes good. not russian

>> No.13443716

Don't be a child. Drink it until it taste okay. Then you're set for life.

>> No.13443768

step 1: take 2 shots
step 2: wait for buzz
step 3: drink your now expensive water

>> No.13444039

Thanks faggots, I may take your well adviced suggestions up later. For now I just settle with OJ and cubes.
Feliz navidaddy.

>> No.13444857
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>>13440157
>open can of beer (your choice)
>pour some vodka in small glass
>take a hit off pot pipe
>sip vodka
>drink beer
>shit post on /ck/
>repeat

>> No.13444867

>>13440157
I don't.
>>13440267
You're a fag.
>>13440915
>>13440938
Fuck off to Siberia and die, russaboo.

>> No.13445275

>>13440453
Luksusowa is actually good

>> No.13445321

Ice, 2 part vodka 1 part vermouth martini, and olives.

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>>13444857
sounds like fate worse than death