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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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13431087 No.13431087 [Reply] [Original]

God, I wish that were me

>> No.13431094

>>13431087
just make 4 different plates my dude, when you stack it too much you start losing a clear picture of all the tastes involved.

>> No.13431108
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>>13431087
>european cuisine

>> No.13431140
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>>13431087
That looks like when my uncle just mixes all of the shit on his plate together and eats the slop like an animal

>> No.13431147

>>13431087
>God, I wish that were me
All those handles his dirty hands touched laid right back into the foods. Yucky.

>> No.13431152

>>13431087
Pig disgusting.

>> No.13431160

>>13431147
Based shit genetics anon who gets food poisoned if he eats from a street vendor

>> No.13431162
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>> No.13431168

>>13431087
goddamn Yuropoors are fucking disgusting.
Eat your bugs goys

>> No.13431173
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>> No.13431174

>>13431162
An egg sandwich? Really? Did the bongs trade food with the pakis instead of it just going one way?

>> No.13431180

It just keeps fucking going

>> No.13431182

>>13431174
He put onions on it, the British wouldn't touch anything so potent.

>> No.13431195
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>>13431182
there's also chili, british people can actually die from that

>> No.13431706

>>13431174
Of course they did.

>> No.13431730

>>13431087
Rice and mashed potatoes??

>> No.13431746

>>13431087
Umm, sir, is any of this organic?

>> No.13431754
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>>13431140
>mfw that's me

>> No.13431756

>>13431140
It all comes out together like slop in the end, fussing about with extra plates is just more washing up to do after.

>> No.13431813

>>13431756
Damn...deep...

>> No.13431916

>>13431087
Umm...may I have a bite????

>> No.13431932

>>13431094
Nah bro I'm in for 2

>> No.13431945

>>13431087
>Haha look I'm serving a lot of garbage but very quickly and on a single plate, that means it's cool

>> No.13431960

>>13431945
based retard

>> No.13432185

>>13431087
Would eat the shit out of this, what's the issue?

>> No.13432198

>>13431160
>shit genetics
Nah. You people are just disgusting.

>> No.13432234

>>13431087
this is just the ethnic equivalent of those Mexicans making the dorito casserole

>> No.13432317

>>13432185
Nothing, it's just NPCs pretending to shit on it because they thought they were expected to

>> No.13432418

Russiafats

>> No.13432439

>>13431087
>dropped the pepper

>> No.13432504

>>13431173
How did he get back there?

>> No.13432530

>>13431195
How does he get out?

>> No.13432602

>>13431087
I was interested until the faggot hipster showed up.

>> No.13432606

>>13432602
Why? The food is still the same.

>> No.13432609

>>13432606
Because I don't want to associate with his kind.

>> No.13432635

Is this a buffet?

>> No.13432637

>>13432609
You're not. You're just eating food.

>> No.13432661

>>13431087
that looks like fucking compost what the fuck my dudes

>> No.13432707

>>13432661
shut the fuck up

>> No.13432813

>>13431087
He's really cute

>> No.13433027

>>13431087
Why did he smell the chicken?

>> No.13433045
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>> No.13433053

>>13433027
because he's based

>> No.13433089

>>13431094
how could you possibly eat four whole plates of that slop?

>> No.13433091

Poor utensil discipline tbqh senpai

>> No.13433101

>>13432530
He can only leave once he's cooked all the eggs.

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>>13431087
i literally can't identify one thing on that dish!

>> No.13433163

>>13433149
Rice, yogurt?, some kind of chickpea stew, bean stew, chicken, some other meats in a stew?
That's what I got

>> No.13433282

>>13432198
imagine going on 4chan just to shitpost lies on your deathbed
sorry about your aids-like constitution
rip

>> No.13433314

>>13431087
far too large for one person to eat

>> No.13433323

>>13431147
Nah. You have bottom of the barrel genetics, probably a 56% retard too.

>> No.13433347

>>13433314
Never gonna make it, twink

>> No.13433354

>>13431195
imagine the eventual smell of that man stuffing his face with hard boiled eggs going to his open air home, walking to the back trough, removing his sari or dropping his pants and squatting over it and releasing all hell. worst part is the neighbor boy just got a job as the dung farmer, stupid kid put his bed in a low spot and now its drenched in even more filth than before

>> No.13433361

>>13433354
Weird fetish, bro

>> No.13433366

>>13433314
wrong

>> No.13433759

>>13431087
Why is there like 3 different soups for one plate

>> No.13434113

Ngl as an autist this is what most "gourmet" meals look like to me

>> No.13434718

>>13434113
based sperg

>> No.13434731

>>13431108
You can tell this is in mexico.

>> No.13435105

>>13431160
>>13433323
Handles in the food is a sanitary violation here not even lying.
>do Europeans really?

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>>13435105
How the fuck do they put food in your plate then

>> No.13435168

>>13433045
Imagine the shits you'd get from that...

>> No.13435185

What is the appeal to eating food that has been out in sitting out all day in a gross public place exposed to all sorts of pathogens and diseases that was made by a sweaty disgusting looking person?

>> No.13435194

>>13431094
it's """"street food"""" how are you gonna carry around 4 different plates?

>> No.13435210

>>13435185
I hope you realize everything is filled with bacteria and shit, you inhale more pathogens taking a short walk in a big city than eating an entire plate of that shit

>> No.13435218

>>13431174
What the fuck is wrong with an egg sandwich

>> No.13435247

>>13435185
>why do buffets exist

>> No.13435254

>>13435247
I remember as a kid before I traveled to my moms place to visit family, we stopped at golden corral I used to love going there all the time and eat my fill. Then that day I decided to have some bacon bits and was fucking throwing up for like 3 days.

>>13435210
If I can mitigate the amount of shit I am exposed to I will. That or only buy street food from cute looking girls.

>> No.13435294

>>13435254
Tou get food poisoning from those places because they use shit quality ingredients and probably old meat, not cos it stays in open air for a while and has "patogens", brainlet. Why do you think you pay like 10 bucks for 5 kilos of food.

>> No.13435313

>>13433045
Holy shit that sucks

>> No.13435759

>>13433045
god that's fucked up
at least the guy doing the cooking seems to have all his stuff as clean as you can get with this kind of thing, I suppose

>> No.13435778

>>13433089
i probably could, im american

>> No.13435844

That 100% looks like turkish food

>> No.13436834

>>13435844
I thought turkish food was supposed to be good

>> No.13437380

>>13435844
Am turkish. We have that food but we don't mix it like that. We use different plates

>> No.13437457

>>13435759
he "washes it" (meat from the garbage) in a pot of sitting water
are you fucking kidding me

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>>13437380

>> No.13438119

>>13438045
*genocide you* :3

>> No.13438335

>>13431140
>not enjoying slop like an animal
imagine

>> No.13438714

>>13431108
>>13434731
dish has many variationns but as far as i know only turks say it with v, pilav.
The whole food series seemed normal to me but the mixing/presentation is a bit off.

>> No.13439799

>>13438335
Chad hands wrote this

>> No.13440036

>>13431087
The tongs fell on floor. A red pepper too.

>> No.13440229

>>13431162
>virgin eggseller vs chad omeletmeister