/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13430517]

discuss this you animals

[Anonymous No.13430524]

>>13430517
Seems like the kinda thing a vegetarian would order while very drunk or stoned.

[Anonymous No.13430530]

>>13430524
there's meat underneath

[Anonymous No.13430558]

>>13430517
The Ranch makes it look bad. Still looks like an okay cheeseburger pizza though

[Anonymous No.13430564]

>>13430524
There's doner meat on there mate. Its 3am food.

[Anonymous No.13430569]

>>13430558
I think it's garlic mayo

[Anonymous No.13430627]

disgusting. Who would put raw tomato on a pizza?

[Anonymous No.13430633]

>>13430569
It's yoghurt garlic sauce

[Anonymous No.13430651]

>>13430517
You can tell this is from the UK by how low quality it is. Literally nothing about this looks appetizing, even the tomatoes look anemic. These kebab places make nothing fresh, it's all bought in from factories, ready made garbage using the lowest quality of ingredients. Brought in frozen and then reheated.

Honestly, even McDonalds is a luxury compared to this trash.

[Anonymous No.13430671]

>>13430517
This is even more sad then I thought it was when I only saw the thumbnail. It’s better than starving, I guess.

[Anonymous No.13430687]

>>13430671
Imo the fries would make it dry and bland, but otherwise if you like Donair then this looks like some decent tasting food. It's definitely drunk trash food, but that's typically a synonym for tastes pretty damn good but you don't want to admit it so...

[Anonymous No.13430694]

>>13430517
looks british

[Anonymous No.13430697]

>>13430627
raw tomato on anything is generally a bad idea

[Anonymous No.13430704]

>>13430517
looks pretty overloaded with toppings but if I was drunk I would devour that

[Anonymous No.13430751]

>>13430627
Not only that, but it's pale as fuck. Looks like a tomato that's been sliced and then kept in the fridge for days. You can tell it's going to taste like nothing but mush.

[Anonymous No.13430783]

>>13430517
Looks like a big ol' slop'o'shit

[Anonymous No.13430854]

>>13430517
Wish we had this in Amerishart

[Anonymous No.13430868]

>>13430783
That's what ur mum said when u were born m8.

[Anonymous No.13430914]

>>13430854
There's a place near me that makes kebab pizza. Its owned by some armenian guy who used to live in sweden. It's the best pizza in town, though there's nothing amazing overall here outside of his joint

[Anonymous No.13431119]

>>13430517
Jesus fuck do Yuros really?

[Anonymous No.13431176]

>>13430651
You know nothing about British kebab shops. This is all relatively fresh. The lighting is just terrible and the veggies steamed a bit in the carton.

[Anonymous No.13431188]

Only people who never tried this hate on it. It's drunk/stoner food.

[Anonymous No.13431205]

>>13430697
>t. Cletus Flyover who has never had a fresh tomato in his life and only eats flavorless chemically-ripened poison from Kroger

[Anonymous No.13431220]

This is not British, this is swedish. We would never have chips on a Pizza, never.

[Anonymous No.13431235]

>>13430651
>Brought in frozen and then reheated.
Hey Abdul, reheat the frozen salad will you as-salaam 'alaykum.

[Anonymous No.13431257]

>>13431176
Wrong. They all come from wholesale places like these,

https://www.star-catering.co.uk/product-categories/frozen/kebabs

http://www.marfast.co.uk/food-solutions/kebab-take-away.html

Nothing is made in-house.

[Anonymous No.13431331]

>>13430517
Gumby's did it better.

[Anonymous No.13431395]

I had a kebabpizza once, but I was very drunk, so I remember very little of it. It didn't have fries on it though.

[Anonymous No.13431409]

>>13431257
Of course the kebab isn't self made. But they usually chop up the veggies themselves.

[Anonymous No.13431749]

>>13431205
>t. pessimistic asshole who literally just makes everything up and spouts his idiocy online where he thinks nobody will pour out their hatred for him into the karmic souppot.
Reap the whirlwind, fag.

[Anonymous No.13432019]

>>13431205
kek look at this faggot who doesn't know the finest tomatoes in the world are grown by your average Flyover Cletus.
Literally every redneck does a run of tomatoes.
>We grow good ol' tomatahs and do homemade wine
>A Country Boy can survive
Suck it world.

[Anonymous No.13432098]

>>13430517
looks fucking disgusting anon.

[Christmas food No.13433051]

>>13430651
>You can tell this is from the UK
Wrong, it's from Scandinavia, probebly Sweden

[Christmas food No.13433061]

>>13431119
Was it the sallad that made you ill?

[Anonymous No.13433112]

Why not just order kebab?

[Anonymous No.13433156]

>>13433061
>Thinks warm, limp iceberg lettuce is 'salad'.
Sorry about your poverty Yuropoor

[Anonymous No.13433256]

>>13430517
Fina grejer man1

[Anonymous No.13433260]

>>13430517
Unironically delicious

[Anonymous No.13433294]

>>13431205
they have the exact same tomatoes in every state. Its fucking ridiculous that you think flyovers eat different tomatoes than coasties, do you never leave your parent's basement?

[Anonymous No.13433308]

>>13430558
It's yogurt garlic sauce

[Anonymous No.13433336]

>>13430854
You're disgusting, and you should self deport.

[Anonymous No.13433344]

>>13430517
It looks like a fast food restaurant's discard bin.

[Anonymous No.13433345]

Are you sure there's no cum in all that sauce?

[Anonymous No.13433351]

>>13430517
Remember Yurop food every time an anon says that
> America has no culture.

[Anonymous No.13433358]

Do Anglos really??

[Anonymous No.13433397]

>>13433294
>dis boi didn't grow up on a 'mater farm
Tomatoes come in all shapes, sizes and even colors newfriend. Thusly, their needs are different and climate/elevation, nutrients available play a huge roll. So to answer your question, flyover states are literally eating a big red diaper