/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13422050]

>this has to be store bought pastry because it's so smooth and consistent I don't think anyone here could make it?
Did Chris just throw the whole Bon Appetite crew under the bus?

Also lol at a "supertaster" who doesn't know what rutabaga tastes like. I wonder sometimes if it's just a weird comedy troll site.

[Anonymous No.13422070]

>>13422050
I could totally make pastry crust like that. It’s not hard. It’s just pie dough

[Anonymous No.13422081]

it pisses me off when he takes food apart and takes a mouse-size nibble off it even when its just normal food someone else made for him to taste. fuck him.

[Anonymous No.13422097]

>>13422050
Since this is a worthless thread, how do I make my meatloaf not crumble? Do I add more bread crumbs?

[Anonymous No.13422172]

>>13422097
why exactly would you want it to not crumble?

[Anonymous No.13422199]

fuck off paid & protected kike shill threads

everyone on that show is a faggot subhuman, just like the paid nigger faggots posting this shit

[Anonymous No.13422239]

>>13422070
Exactly my point. So why then was he so unsure it was made there when they're all supposed to be trained and there's at least one "professional pastry chef" there.

I started to wonder when Claire tried to recreate Kit Kats and had no clue how wafers were made or even what they were.

[Anonymous No.13422256]

S U P E R T A S T E R
Jellyfags suck his dick

[Anonymous No.13422263]

>>13422199
Why are you on the cooking board again?

[Anonymous No.13422275]

>>13422097
add some oat flour instead of breadcrumbs.

[Anonymous No.13422279]

>>13422256
I'm sure he WANTS other men to suck his dick, but he has to do it in secret, like it's the 1950s so his lesbian sham wife won't find out.

Sort of odd that in a kitchen with multiple other openly gay men he still has to pretend to be straight and love his "wife" and we all are supposed to not question that. Certainly the other BA employees don't dare to. He obviously sounds like a flamboyant gay man and this disproves anyone claiming that gay men are totally accepted now. Even in San Francisco and Los Angeles and New York City there are still PLENTY of closeted gay people larping as heterosexuals to avoid scrutiny from their families and others. I bet after the kids are grown and his parents die he will have (finally) 20 years remaining in his life to actually try dating other men. Yay, so progressive, right?

[Anonymous No.13422298]

>>13422279
You lead an active fantasy life but why is it all gay?

[Anonymous No.13422310]

>>13422298
I'm just saying as a gay man it's depressing to encounter other obviously gay men pretending to be straight, especially in a supposedly liberal environment.

The most common retort when you suggest gay people should have full civil rights in America is that we already are fully accepted, but that's clearly not the case with obvious closetcases like this dude running around.

[Anonymous No.13422344]

>>13422279
I still think it's funny that you shutins are convinced he's gay because you've never seen straight pretentious men before. They're not even uncommon lol.

[Anonymous No.13422353]

>>13422310
You're like that openly gay shithead who thinks it's their moral duty to out every straight dude with a lisp regardless of accuracy because you need to make it all about you. He's not gay. Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.13422359]

>>13422344
There are straight men with slightly feminine voices, but straight men don't sound exactly like flamboyant gay men, even the ones with feminine voices. There's a noticeable, detectable difference that you don't notice because you are a straight man and you aren't actively looking to see if every guy you come across is straight or guy like a gay man is.

>>13422353
And then attitudes like this keep gay people in the closet. Homophobic straight men who rush to defend gay men who have chosen to live in the closet. Or maybe you are a closeted gay man yourself and are just proud of him for conforming to what others want rather than living how he actually wants to.

[Anonymous No.13422373]

>>13422359
Dude... I think you're in love with Chris. Bad news though... he's not gay.

[Anonymous No.13422376]

>>13422263
I need to find out how I can put a sauce over deep fried battered foods without the sauce making the batter turn soggy.

[Anonymous No.13422389]

>>13422050
stupid ass, no one knows what a rutabaga tastes like because no one eats them. (think about it)
>>13422199
fat lexi is the fucking best. 12/10

[Anonymous No.13422403]

>>13422373
I have no romantic or sexual interest in him, I just think it's sad they would hire an obviously closeted gay man in a supposedly accepting environment.

He is clearly gay and your denial just speaks to how gay people aren't accepted and can just say they are straight and nobody will question them.

[Anonymous No.13422416]

>>13422403
Alright now it's clear you're just trolling/role playing. Odd choice but you got me at least once.

[Anonymous No.13422419]

>>13422070
rest assured that you couldn't.

[Anonymous No.13422421]

>>13422310
I find it hilarious when gay men like to pretend that they have this 100% accurate magic gaydar. There's plenty of men who act in a way you would stereotype as gay, but they aren't. You have your own prejudice. You wrote a little gay narrative for him even. Jumping to conclusions.

You assume that certain traits are blatantly gay. It's weird to see gay guys do this. They can't imagine that someone can fit certain stereotypes and not want to suck cock. There's a wide spectrum of behaviors out there. "Straight acting" fags exist, so do faggy heterosexuals.

[Anonymous No.13422430]

faggots fuck off

[Anonymous No.13422437]

>>13422430

[Anonymous No.13422446]

>>13422050
When are these gay ass threads finally going to get permabanned for the blatant advertising they are?

[Anonymous No.13422452]

>>13422421
I never claimed it is 100% accurate, it just seems very likely to me he is gay.

>There's plenty of men who act in a way you would stereotype as gay, but they aren't.

but that's not actually even true

Why is it so important that he be straight? Why is it impossible that closeted flamboyant gay men exist still?

[Anonymous No.13422455]

>>13422359
>but straight men don't sound exactly like flamboyant gay men, even the ones with feminine voices. There's a noticeable, detectable difference that you don't notice because you are a straight man and you aren't actively looking to see if every guy you come across is straight or guy like a gay man is.

First off you're incorrect, straight men like that absolutely exist. Chris is one of them. But what I have noticed from my gay friends is that they are very quick to want to think anyone else is gay.

[Anonymous No.13422463]

>>13422455
I don't think everyone is gay. I think men like Chris who clearly act and sound gay, are gay.

Why is it so important he be straight? Just seems like you want everyone to be straight.

[gay is not ok No.13422469]

gay is not ok

[Anonymous No.13422474]

>>13422403
The thing is he's not closeted. But what's actually damaging is the insistence that anyone acting a little like that MUST be gay even if they don't feel that way at all.

I have long hair and a semi fem presence and have had many people think I'm gay over the years but I'm vastly overwhelmingly attracted to women.

All this does is feed into stereotypes that don't help anyone.

[Anonymous No.13422478]

>>13422446
never. As long as 4channel is receiving money from these faggots they're not going to ban these shit threads. They can't. Jannies have to bump them so they don't 404. If you report them you can get banned. If you shitpost too hard in them, you can get banned. It's all part of what these fags paid for

[Anonymous No.13422480]

>>13422452
It's absolutely true. I've had gay men argue in my face that I must be gay or closeted. I might be a little gender bendy in some ways but I'm absolutely into women.

[Anonymous No.13422481]

>>13422474
He's clearly a closeted gay man in a sham marriage and the fact that almost everyone here RUSHES to defend him as straight is just evidence gay people aren't accepted nor encouraged to come out. People would rather we pretend to be straight even if it is obvious we are not.

>vastly overwhelmingly attracted to women

so you are attracted to other men you just repress it deeply?

[Anonymous No.13422484]

>>13422480
And do you think gay people ever get told they must be straight? Which do you think is more common? Gay people harassing straight people for supposedly being gay, or straight people trying to keep gay people in the closet?

[Anonymous No.13422487]

>>13422452
>that's not actually true
Yeah, it is. There's plenty of men that have flamboyant or feminine traits that don't want to suck dick. There's a lot of social pressure to act more manly, and stereotypes that they're gay. There's an entire group of people suppressing their personalities. That's fucked up that you support that, man. You the kind of gut that thinks bi people don't exist either?

[Anonymous No.13422497]

>>13422452
>I don't have a 100% accurate gaydar
>it's not true thatpeople who I would stereotype as gay could actually be straight
What

[Anonymous No.13422499]

>>13422487
There's very little pressure on straight men to come out as gay. The opposite? Not so much.

>>13422497
It is possible he's straight, I just don't think it is very likely.

It's funny that so many people get so aggrieved at me suggesting flamboyant gay men would still repress and larp as straight.

[Anonymous No.13422502]

>>13422484
nowadays faggots harassing everyone else is pretty normal.

Pozzed up subhumans should all be hanged

[Anonymous No.13422505]

>>13422463
I know and what I'm saying is you're not always right. Maybe he's closeted, but I highly doubt it. He's in a culture where it's barely a stimga anymore and he's for sure had many gay men try and tell him he is. There's much less reason for him to want to closet himself than 20 or 30 years ago.

And knowing from personal experience that feminine men get called gay even by gay people, it would be much easier in that case to just admit it.

But he doesn't because he's among what is actually a not insignificant number of men who are both prissy and pretentious but also very into women. It's nowhere near as rare as you'd think, it's just not as widely recognized partly because of people like you who use "gay cred" to lay support to your claim that you can tell when others are gay or not.

[Anonymous No.13422508]

>>13422481
>so you are attracted to other men you just repress it deeply?

See. This is what I'm talking about. You're just an ignorant bigot.

>>13422484
Both are common and both are terrible.

[Anonymous No.13422509]

>>13422502
2% of the population is harassing everyone else even though anti-gay hate crimes are on the rise?

>>13422505
I never said I'm always right, but the homophobes here would claim I'm never right and that there's no chance Chris is a repressing gay man.

> it would be much easier in that case to just admit it.

not when your family will disown you lol

[Anonymous No.13422514]

>>13422389
more fat Lexi for you since this thread is completely overrun by homosexuals

[Anonymous No.13422515]

>>13422514

[Anonymous No.13422520]

>if you were gay you would just come out

>being gay is accepted now

oh wait..

meanwhile in reality...

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/12/gay-12-year-old-died-suicide-relentless-bullying-mom-says-school-nothing/

[Anonymous No.13422521]

>>13422509
I didn't say he doesn't seem like the gay stereotype, I'm saying it's not an accurate stereotype so relying on it is silly.

[Anonymous No.13422528]

>>13422521
He literally acts flamboyant and sounds it. His wife has a masculine face like a lesbian. All the signs are correct and present.

Do you at least admit it is possible he's gay and repressing? Gays are not accepted still despite copious claims to the contrary. Many people don't come from accepting families.

[Anonymous No.13422538]

>>13422528
>He literally acts flamboyant and sounds it.

I am fully aware. Flamboyancy and homosexuality aren't the same thing. That's the whole point.

[Anonymous No.13422541]

>>13422538
Ok, so give me some examples of extremely flamboyantly voiced straight men, preferably with audio clips of them talking.

[Anonymous No.13422546]

>>13422528
And yeah as I saud earlier it is possible I just highly doubt it. I too am a flamboyant man married to a fairly butch woman. We might be a little gender bendy but I 100% love pussy and am only attracted to women and she's the opposite.

Also just to note I also think Chris is incredibly annoying and one of my least favorite people on that terrible channel. I very much doubt he's gay though.

[Anonymous No.13422547]

>>13422546
What's it like being in a sham marriage? Do you dream about being with other men?

How often do you try to remind yourself you "totally love pussy bro"?

[Anonymous No.13422549]

>>13422528
So you stereotype both of them as gay. You'd hate my relationship then. My partner is often assumed to be gay since he wears his hair long, acts feminine, and is very pretty. He likes being pretty. He also has a fetish for masculine strong women. I have a strong jaw, wide set body, and powerlift 3 times a week. According to you, we're both closet homosexuals.

I get what you're trying to say about there still being closeted people out there, but you are horrifically narrow-minded.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13422550]

>>13422528
just cause you want him to be gay doesn't mean hes gay

learn some god damned acceptance and accept that hes just a metro faggot

[Anonymous No.13422567]

>>13422547
Lol see this is what I mean. You seriously are just an ignorant bigot. No actual interest in anything, just labeling people by the first superficial thing you notice about them.

[Anonymous No.13422573]

>>13422515
all fat lexi is from the same scene.
for me this is the perfect body type.

[Anonymous No.13422574]

>>13422573

[Anonymous No.13422596]

>>13422421
I don't know man if even gays think you're a faggot, you probably are

[Anonymous No.13422609]

>>13422596
Gays think everyone else must be gay, they're obsessed with it.

[Anonymous No.13422612]

>>13422050
"Supertaster" doesnt mean you know what everything tastes like.

[Anonymous No.13422614]

fat lexi is great

[Anonymous No.13422616]

[Anonymous No.13422626]

guys, this is about to be the old BA shill thread
please we ready to move over to the "molly makes dogfood" video

[Anonymous No.13422633]

>>13422612
Yeah but it does mean you should be able to tell something say doesn't taste either like carrot or turnip so maybe it's not. And then when given that thing to taste you should recognize it.

But he gets even basic shit wrong like adding onions when there are none.

[Anonymous No.13422635]

>>13422550
I don't want him to be gay. I just feel bad that he is being pressured to repress and marry a woman he doesn't love.

[Anonymous No.13422675]

>>13422635
I think your own repression has made you delusional. Again, I've both had gay men try and convince me I must be gay as well as hear them expound upon how this or that celebrity MUST be a fag for this or that superficial reason.

People and gender are complex dude, yeah a lot of gay men are prissy and pretentious but I'm sure you know as well as I there are also a lot that aren't.

Literally all you're doing is feeding into stereotypes that are outdated and were never really that true.

[Anonymous No.13422681]

[Anonymous No.13422686]

>>13422050
I feel like he nailed the ingredient. It was puff pastry. They should have to tell him if multipart ingredients are home made or not. Every recipe in the world would start with "roll out your store bought pastry". It's not his fault they chose a Paul Hollywood Baker recipe where Paul has to spurg out and suggest you make the pastry.

[Anonymous No.13422697]

>>13422686
The funny part to me was that the reason he was sure it was store bought was that it wasn't terrible.

[Anonymous No.13422707]

>>13422097
are you mixing in egg? if not, mix one in, if you are, mix in one more. Also mix the fuck out of it, you could be undermixing. It should have an almost disgusting slimy quality to it that will help it not behave like a burger patty. I have a chink wife and basically dumpling filling is pork, shrimp, and chive meatloaf and the savagery with they mix it with chopsticks astounds me. So maybe give chopstick mixing a whirl if all else fails.

[Anonymous No.13422745]

>>13422612
Did you see how many things he gets wrong in their taste test segments though? I don't know that supertasters aren't real, but there's no way he's one of them if they are.

[Anonymous No.13422752]

>>13422681
> based Lexi Belle poster

I don't understand your schtick, but I do appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.13422790]

>>13422097
You only need one egg and 4-6 ounces of breadcrumb (by weight) for 2 lbs of meat. When mixing, don't overwork the meat. When molding, make it nice and compact. Molding it in a small pan (like pic related) helps it keep its shape. Don't cook it in that pan though, otherwise it'll burn.

[Anonymous No.13423120]

>>13422790
>>13422707
>>13422097
I have never needed an egg. A tiny bit of flour and some mixing should be plenty to keep it together.

[Anonymous No.13423146]

Still mindblowing that this dude is married to a woman and has two kids.

[Anonymous No.13423240]

>>13423146
That's because you're a shutin lol

[Anonymous No.13423257]

>>13422050
>who doesn't know what rutabaga tastes like
Me I have never seen, smelled or eaten one. I am 53.

[Anonymous No.13423262]

>>13423240
how does that make him a shutin?

[Anonymous No.13423267]

brehs all this lexi posting made me go go her twitter and see what's she's up to nowadays
turns out it was announced 1hr ago she is back to porn
https://twitter.com/VIXEN/status/1210629679054499840

feels like i was destined to see this scene man

[Anonymous No.13423270]

>>13423262
Because he thinks all prissy or pretentious men must be gay which means he has limited real world experience with different types of people. Hence if he's not a shutin he's simply retarded.

[Anonymous No.13423278]

>>13423257
Do you go around claiming to be a supertaster?

[Anonymous No.13423281]

>>13423262
This poster believes closeted gay men who marry women somehow don't exist because he's a closeted gay man in a lavender sham marriage with a butch lesbian himself.

>>13423270
It isn't that he's prissy or pretentious it's that he clearly acts and sounds gay.

[Anonymous No.13423285]

>>13422239
Claire didn't know how to make wafers?

Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.13423289]

>>13423285
When was the last time you made wafers at home?

[Anonymous No.13423292]

>>13423270
well I have lots of real world experience and prissy and pretentious men are gay.

[Anonymous No.13423293]

>>13423257
older anon, do you make rude comments when you post or are you usually civil?

trying to figure out if shitposting is delegated to age. I'm 28 and I believe myself to be civil in like 95% of my posts, but I also may or may not have the tism, so.

[Anonymous No.13423301]

>>13423278
not claiming to be I have been told that I am.

[Anonymous No.13423309]

>>13423293
>do you make rude comments when you post or are you usually civil?
both, depends on how the other person posted.

[Anonymous No.13423318]

>>13423292
Not all of them by far.

[Anonymous No.13423324]

>>13423318
Ok, everyone in this thread claiming that feminine men aren't always gay is themselves closeted gay, as is Chris, everyone else who doesn't care, is straight.