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where my webm anons at?
>>13418636do yurofags really?
HOW DOES HE GET OUT OF THE EGGS WITHOUT BREAKING THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EGGS SURLY EGG MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAeggsEGGSGGS
>>13418636hmmm i love cheese, period!
>>13418646He has a door behind him.
>>13419056who is she?
>>13419165Why does this make me feel emotions, and what is the emotion called??
>>13419242Empathy, which triggers emotions and feelings.
>>13419072What's wrong with americans
anyone got the webms of the Mexican foods layered with mountains of condiments and spices?
>>13419038that is a really good filename
>>13419034what the fuck
>>13419045My god, just stop!
>>13420127>Uploaded to xhamsterPlease tell me that was just midget porn or just a really short lady.
>>13419165grandpa makes the same thing but with an english muffin, calls it a grand slam. Honestly, it's pretty good. His hands shake just like that vid as well, also no ketchup
>>13419056Worst looking burgers I've ever seen... I'd still wolf them down like Mana from heaven for that ass though
>>13419144Me when i try to cook a new recipe
>>13420127Was it worth it?
>>13419228Oh shit, this is the first time I've seen post-stroke Ja/ck/ posted. That's some pretty good rigid paralysis on the right.
>>13420234I think those are supposed to be canned salmon patties.
>>13419199He couldn't even slice through the line all the way.
>>13419199>it's a bell pepper in a jar>instead of buying the pepperwhat a waste
>>13419228this is depressing
>>13420512The premise of the video is that he made a stew using all the stuff in his kitchen that was going to go bad soon. He called it a garbage stew.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I&t=121s
>>13420532oh its not that he used a bell pepper, its more like it just weird they selling you a single pepper in a jar, its like wasted resource
>>13420195Based poo. Truly our guy.
>>13419242I call it the hickory pappy, the feeling in which you have connected with your great grandfather through a very real and earthly experience either through life advice or even just being around him cooking. It's that presence in which feels old but very pleasant, it's like seeing your great grand father watching nascar in his recliner chair or reading a newspaper with a cigar in hand.
>>13420013closest thing i got.
>>13419133desu i have difficulty opening a coconut on the rare occasion that i buy one, ive heard youre supposed to use tht back of your knife or something but im scared of fucking up my knife
>>13420605hammer and chisel.
>>13420592Good Lord this women is astoundingly fucking ugly, looks like a fantasy dwarf with whorish makeup.
>>13420248Actually it was an accident. I didn’t know that was the one with the porn. But I’m still here so I guess I would say yes.
>>13419059>>13419064IT'S FOOCKIN RAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!
>>13419056MOMMY ILL EAT YOUR WEIRD VEGAN BURGERS IF YOU LOVE ME
>>13421133boy if you eat that estrogenated hormonal s hit u will look just like mummy
>>13421150it's true that's why I eat lots of red meat
>>13420597>>13420939that second is one of the cursed ones I remember but there are othersdon't have a webm but here's another classichttps://youtu.be/7Nxqjea6_QQ
>>13418646relax man noone has posted it yet
>>13419072the 2nd addition of butter is killing it, but before that, that's as much butter as french cuisine would use.
>>13420939I fucking hate Mexico
>>13421280how've I not seen this one before?
>>13421721it's a rare Surly King
Concerning the surly king of egg fort: it doesn't look like he has a sink or anything, so does he never wash his hands? And he has that fan standing around, so it must be really hot. He probably sweats a lot.I don't want to eat his sandwiches.
>>13418733all he had to do was rotate the hotdog 90°
>>13419199every time this is posted I notice another atrocity
>>13420939wtf all that sauce and liquid, those chips are gonna be mushy like baby food
>>13418652based raclette poster
>>13418652>slices off a big nasty piece of rind just for youRemember to tip!
>>13419064God why does he wear that fucking stupid ugly ring that's probably covered with enough raw meat juice and bacteria to kill a horse
>>13419030My wife tenshi is delicious
>>13419165Tf is the relish for?
>>13418733what bugs me about this is that the plate is not on parallel with the cheese, like holy shit its not too hard, betcha these are dumb spics
>>13423410That's not food
>>13422525That's the best part of the cheese.
>>13419034What in the fuck was that? Lol
>>13418652how many calories just from cheese do yall think that is?
>>13423600calorie dense superfood
>>13423876that's a man or a woman?
>>13421796The sweat adds to the salty flavor of the sandwich.
>>13423876What is it with black people and washing chicken?
>>13419242its like empathetic sadness
>>13423876This is worse with sound.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw
>>13423642>yallend yourself, swine
>>13419045At one point that pan was coated in teflon non-stick, all the coating has been eaten.
>>13419111that knife is a piece of shit, designed for morons who think it'll cut better if it has no center. use the knife to transfer ingredients to the pan.
>>13419124SMACK, her head. the sheer inability for some people to protect themselves
>>13419111i refuse to believe that jack is this clumsy, many of his videos shows either he uses the tools wrong or by some strange case the tools don't work with him. this is just him playing a character, right?
>>13420597good thing she used organic milk
>>13423109looking into her dead soulless eyes and plastic nostrils makes this really unnerving
>>13423876reminder that she died of a heart attack
>>13424602what is that stuffed with and why can't American commercials be this cute?
>>13424494I've seen this a few times but I just noticed that she's using a spoon as well, the proper way.
>>13418652not gonna lie that gave me a stiffy
Someone post the hot uniformed chick eating a sandwich.
>>13425729Mac and cheese.
>>13419053>two armed ja/ck/
>>13423433Dylan C Moore, from an evolution of wooing men video
>>13419034Watched this all the way to the end thinking "WTF" then I saw who it was at 1:36, and it makes sense now. Anyone got the webm of this good attempting yorkshire pudding?
>>13418640hahaha you know this is American
>>13420287at least he has an excuse for his terrible cooking
>>13423984this makes me so fucking madSTOP!!! WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING CHILD HAVE SO FUCKING RESTRAINT AHHHH
>>13423984American cuisine everyone
>>13424162>What is it with black people and washing chicken?What's wrong with washing chicken?My dad worked as a chef and he taught me to wash it before marinating
>>13419111Checked, Ja/ck/ truly is the king of this board.
>>13427117So as a black person, can you elaborate?
>>13427121I'm not black though.Ukrainian
>>13423642~700 calories for a portion (~200 gr. of raclette cheese)
>>13427121>front yard>no grass anywhere to be seen
>>13424757it makes me hard desu
>>13421606you mean traditional french cuisine. also not that much for two buns and a patty. you would find this much butter in a main course for 4 ppl maybe. but you re right, even in southern france (although ppl think they only use olive oil) the old school cuisine is very buttery.
>>13419059My mouth just flooded with saliva. I'd kill for a grilled burger right now.
>>13427148That's because he's in California
I want to try hot pot
>>13419111>LEMME JUST USE THIS KNIFE AS A WEDGE RATHER THAN A KNIFEfucking every time
how did he do it?
>>13427678Fug, I came and was trying to extend the time you faggot. That's why I was on a cooking board.
>>13419165Too sad bruh
>>13419165this man is based
>>13427616>The hole rip upon catching the tossTruly a master of the craft.
>>13419056built for BBC
>>13427811That was his General Tso Chicken episode. Does an authentic General Tso Chicken recipe use corn starch?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo
>>13427121He looks super sweaty. Don't think I would get food from him.
>>13425729Cause Japanese fast food is actually not shit.
>>13423421WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO JUDGE
>>13428431just use less salt you fucking racist
>>13423984I refuse to believe this isn't some kind of fetish video. It's far too over the top to be anything else.
>>13423876kino cougar, she's the old queen of this shit show
>>13428431>doesn't trust food from fat, sweaty legendsliteral fucking tastelet. the best chefs enjoy their own food.
>>13427121those look fucking amazing
>>13418636good job ruining a perfectly fine sandwich
How does he get out
>>13423642>yallfound the tranny
>>13427097The fuck is this shit?
>>13419072i feel my cholesterol rising for every second i watch this
>>13427121What the fuck are you doing? Stop chopping them up.
>>13418636Reddit at a guess.Faggot.
>>13419072I bet that would taste great with half the amount of butter. Preferably none at all, lol.
>>13420605why don't you have a machete?
>>13429450the reason hispanics have very high rates of kidney failure and diabetes
>>13423410That looks inconvenient to eat.
>>13426516>that filenamehey that's my crop! hello anon small world hehe :)
>>13424267Simpering nigger thinks yall is soyboy lingo and not texan vernacular. I pity you.
>>13428431Every cook in every kitchen is sweating, dont sweat it.
>>13428493Keep telling yourself that weeb.
>>13419030Literally fuckin HOW?
>>13430089He has the batter in a bottle with a nozzle on top and uses it to draw the picture.
>>13419045>>13419056>>13419059>>13419064Why the fuck is it impossible to make a simple burger for so many poor retards... jesus christ
>>13419111I FUCKIN EAT THAT CHEESE LITERALLY ALL THE TIMELAUGH AT MELOOK AT ME AND LAUGH
>>13419199Wow this is absolutely awful. I would absolutely not even consider putting that shit in my mouth.
>>13420597This probably wouldn't taste bad but it's just a disgusting mush of bullshit, you could easily just experience all of those flavors without doing something this retarded and unhealthy
>>13423109What the FUCK is wrong with Japenese peopleIn what FUCKING universe is eating a living octopus ever going to be better than a dead one, fucking christ it's probably better just to slice the damn head off and just eat the tentacles freshly killed
>>13423876It really pisses me the fuck off that there's anyone who uses their sink as some kind of cooking containerYou can literally just use ANYTHING else
>>13425729Because the US has strict guidelines involving television which requires strict adherence to propagandized ideals
>>13427616I'm glad the filename is ironic, because if it isn't, then this makes me angry
>>13418652>>13418733Compare the speed of the knife in the first clip and the second. The person wielding the cheese was apprehensive to spread it unevenly on the bun, they slowly brought that knife down with every pause offering a chance for the dickhead holding the bun to fix their fucking mistake.
>>13422540Can infected metal cause strokes?
>>13419199Why does he leave some of the salsa behind? Just use it all god damn it, you already used 90% of it.
>>13429780Hello have a two-armed Ja/ck/
>>13429643Fucking subhuman monkeys.
Post the one with the burger with the chocolate and jam and caramel and all those toppings.
>>13430938Who put it in his head that everything has to be done medium rare? What a fucking knobhead
>>13420605You just whack it with a hammer. Women don't own hammers though so they naturally have a problem with it.
>>13419124So no head?
>>13430998Do third worlders really?
>>13423109god I wish that were me
>>13430998okay i hate this
>>13429790If any texan is worried about calories, he's definetly a soyboy.
>>13419030I wouldn't wanna eat it
>>13431181It looks so well made
>>1343107210 bucks a nugget? i'd be broke in like 3 seconds
>>13431066Bet you won't say it to my face little faggot
>>13431254Get mad all you want, cuck. Your wife's boyfriend is laughing hard.
>>13424482NEVER use a knife to transfer ingredients, it is extremely dangerous.
>>13419165>dressed in his Sunday best for thisI love you grandpa
>>13431305When will they learn?
>>13420587>tfw all my grandparents died before I was old enough to remember them
>>13432052I'm starting to understand why the nips go so gaga over crepe stores.
>>13431243This was back when the Rick and Morty szechaun sauce thing happened. A lot of the McDonalds had sold out immediately and the guy in the gif is selling nuggets with a single dab of sauce for ten bucks each.
>>13430220I don't understand why anyone would cook steak on a pan when grilling is so fucking easy and 100x better
>>13420592AHAHAHA I love how she touches the food
>>13431267>i repeat insults on the internet
>>13419165what a baller life
>>13421280>>13421294>>13421299Why does he put the eggs back on the fire unironically? Does it do something important to the eggs?
>>13432496Yes, Your IQ isn't high enough to understand.
>>13430938That would probably do him some good desu
>>13419072I would fucking kick my mom down a flight of steps for that burger right now
>>13424466>metal spatula probably that point was the day before
>>13431766Look at the bright side, anon; you don't have to suffer the lack of their presence.
>>13430113this is a korean lady
>>13420939He started ruin it at 0:10, the chips were perfectly fine on their own.
>>13419165he left the plastic casing on lol
>>13420592La Cucina Goblina
>>13432258they only stocked 10 fucking sauce packets a store. there were like 300 for the whole country it was stupid. my store was supposed to get posters and sauce packets and were sent nothing for the promotion
>>13432159isn't that dosa?
>>13433902no clue I saw it on /smg/ a while ago and saved it to put on this board
>>13431312how much do you think it would cost to buy a girl like this from an impoverished asian country
>>13427117it doesn't do anything but aerosolize chicken all over your kitchen giving you salmonella
>>13419242mono no aware
>>13423991>Your raw egg, sir
>>13423991I really don't get omurice. It looks nice at first but then they slice it open and it just looks like someone puked on a bowl of rice.
>>13431181Uneven texture, probably more crispy than a pancake should normally be.
>>13433712>mom found the corn crucible
>>13433576Same shit, don't kid yourself weeb.
>>13431305God, I want to be manhandled by a big strong cop!
>>13435139And he surreptitiously puts his fingers up your anus? Absolutely.
>>13427130Okay ukrainian...Tell us why you wash chicken.
>>13427811>Jack's non Newtonian tsoNice
>>13429643LOL they are literally like children in all aspects of life
>>13434959>hair torn out>no reaction>no pain>literally no attempt at screaming, flailing, stopping it>she just stares into oblivion, touching her freshly harvested scalp.I swear to god damn god, some of these asian have no soul. Literally NPC-husk theory checks out.
>>13431766Miles better than taking care of people who got alzheimers/dementia or are bipolar and you barely know
>>13433698Why do they salt the stake? They should use it on the cutting board!!!
>>13435166Because my dad told me to he said only savages don't clean the meat and veggies before cooking
>>13420611>what anon talking about she looks fine...>see face >AW LAWD WHAT IN GAWDS NAME IS THAT THING
>>13435377ThisShe just sits there
>>13419228>>13420287I didn't realize he had a stroke. That's sad.
>>13435894His right side is GONE Sad
>>13435894He's had two, fyi. That major paralysis is after the second one.
>>13424494I really wish the webm showed the second part where she puked it up on his face and the nigga just eats it. I mean he's gagging a lot but he actually goes back for a second helping.
>>13418636how the hell are you supposed to eat it? ur gonna get cheese all over your hands unlike pre-bukake burger
>>13427678Please, I'm trying to eat my food.
>>13423991Man I had omuraisu in Japan, that thing was so good.
>>13427449their shits must be massive
>>13419056damn she's going to get fat
>>13418636>Just grabs it with his bare handsAbsolutely fucking disgusting.
>>13434959good way to lose some fucking teeth as well
>>13435377>>13435866>she doesn't have a giant sperg out like I do at every minor insult or injury>must be an npc
>>13439132this but unironically
>>13430998>all the chicks come out completely dryhm.
>>13435669found the american
>>13435377She does look like she's about to cry, probably does so a second later after video ends.if (!crying && !screaming) emotions = 0
>>13429643>as flavorful as this camera is unfocused
>>13419165damn it anon i dont come here for this
>>13419165Following him since 2009. Can't believe he is 80 now.You really change as you age, even from 70 to 80.
>>13418652This is swiss and its delicious.
>>13427121They look pretty good. But nothing special. Mind you quesadullas arent complicated dishes.
>>13433895Not entirely true. It came back like 1 month later and every single store participated. You just got jewed out like the dumb Mortytard you are.
>>13431312Thai girls are so cute
>>13419199Rhetorical question of course but is Jack unaware that different materials take a different amount of time to cook? Like wouldn't it just be better to start off with the hard raw vegetables and then add the meat and then the cooked stuff at the end?Also wouldn't it be better to drain all the fucking canned veggie liquids?
>>13436204DIdn't he just completely not change his ways post stroke 1 which resulted in him getting the second one?
>>13432396Worried about calories AND animeposter?You're a disgrace to Texas, soykid.
I drank three bottle of red wine last night and after a quick morning fap and a cold shower I was fine again.just stay in bed if it's that bad.
>>13418636So THIS is the burger that Nick J. Fuentes was complaining about!
>>13419034How ugly and inelegant. That cross-pot grip to the right thing really fucking angered me.
>>13419053Who the FUCK eats like this, someone kill this creature
>>13435664That doesn't explain WHY you do it. Your dad saying that is just like him saying, "Because I said so." Not a real answer. My only takeaway from this is Ukrainians are just as stupid as black people.Prove me wrong bitch.
>>13423330this has got to be mexico
>>13440604Then who was camera?
>>13430189A slow cut allows the cheese to harden back up again. So while it appears you're about to get a big juicy wad of melted cheese, a third of it has already hardened back onto the block and another quarter will too by the time they've finished cutting.I went to one of these 'pop up' bullshit raclette stalls at a fair, and he barely used any cheese all night. Kept heating it up, then making a big show of scraping it off, and in the end the customers got very little.As with most things, greed is the issue.
>>13419124>2020>slipping on a banana
>>13432159cause of the cute and also hard working girls on the stands?
>>13419034kino of the highest order
>>13433712what the fuck that's awesome
>>13433899Are those quesadillas?
>>13424602I honestly can not tell what country or group of people convinced me red converse are hot on girls. It has to be either the japs or american cheerleaders.
>>13435377you are really reading her reaction wrong.
>>13431025>chickens come out completely dry and fully with feathershmm
>>13443697who is he?
>>13444666kek and check