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13418636 No.13418636 [Reply] [Original]

where my webm anons at?

>> No.13418640

do yurofags really?

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>> No.13418652
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hmmm i love cheese, period!

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>> No.13419173

He has a door behind him.

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>> No.13419211

who is she?

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>> No.13419234

holy shit

>> No.13419242

Why does this make me feel emotions, and what is the emotion called??

>> No.13419251

Empathy, which triggers emotions and feelings.

>> No.13419442

What's wrong with americans

>> No.13420013

anyone got the webms of the Mexican foods layered with mountains of condiments and spices?

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that is a really good filename

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>> No.13420133


what the fuck

>> No.13420137


My god, just stop!

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>> No.13420151

>Uploaded to xhamster
Please tell me that was just midget porn or just a really short lady.

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>> No.13420211

grandpa makes the same thing but with an english muffin, calls it a grand slam. Honestly, it's pretty good. His hands shake just like that vid as well, also no ketchup

>> No.13420234

Worst looking burgers I've ever seen... I'd still wolf them down like Mana from heaven for that ass though

>> No.13420237

uh... SAUCE?

>> No.13420247

Me when i try to cook a new recipe

>> No.13420248

Was it worth it?

>> No.13420287

Oh shit, this is the first time I've seen post-stroke Ja/ck/ posted. That's some pretty good rigid paralysis on the right.

>> No.13420348

I think those are supposed to be canned salmon patties.

>> No.13420460

Bhad Donkadonk.

>> No.13420507

He couldn't even slice through the line all the way.

>> No.13420512

>it's a bell pepper in a jar
>instead of buying the pepper
what a waste

>> No.13420520

this is depressing

>> No.13420532

The premise of the video is that he made a stew using all the stuff in his kitchen that was going to go bad soon. He called it a garbage stew.

>> No.13420558

oh its not that he used a bell pepper, its more like it just weird they selling you a single pepper in a jar, its like wasted resource

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>> No.13420574

Based poo. Truly our guy.

>> No.13420587

I call it the hickory pappy, the feeling in which you have connected with your great grandfather through a very real and earthly experience either through life advice or even just being around him cooking. It's that presence in which feels old but very pleasant, it's like seeing your great grand father watching nascar in his recliner chair or reading a newspaper with a cigar in hand.

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closest thing i got.

>> No.13420605

desu i have difficulty opening a coconut on the rare occasion that i buy one, ive heard youre supposed to use tht back of your knife or something but im scared of fucking up my knife

>> No.13420607

hammer and chisel.

>> No.13420611

Good Lord this women is astoundingly fucking ugly, looks like a fantasy dwarf with whorish makeup.

>> No.13420749

Actually it was an accident. I didn’t know that was the one with the porn. But I’m still here so I guess I would say yes.

>> No.13420921

Prolapsed angus

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>> No.13421124

Its uneven!!

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>> No.13421150

boy if you eat that estrogenated hormonal s hit u will look just like mummy

>> No.13421159

it's true that's why I eat lots of red meat

>> No.13421252

that second is one of the cursed ones I remember but there are others
don't have a webm but here's another classic

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>> No.13421284

relax man noone has posted it yet

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>> No.13421606

the 2nd addition of butter is killing it, but before that, that's as much butter as french cuisine would use.

>> No.13421621

I fucking hate Mexico

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how've I not seen this one before?

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it's a rare Surly King

>> No.13421796

Concerning the surly king of egg fort: it doesn't look like he has a sink or anything, so does he never wash his hands? And he has that fan standing around, so it must be really hot. He probably sweats a lot.
I don't want to eat his sandwiches.

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>> No.13422135

all he had to do was rotate the hotdog 90°

>> No.13422141

every time this is posted I notice another atrocity

>> No.13422157

wtf all that sauce and liquid, those chips are gonna be mushy like baby food

>> No.13422227

based raclette poster

>> No.13422488

Fucking kek

>> No.13422525

>slices off a big nasty piece of rind just for you

Remember to tip!

>> No.13422540

God why does he wear that fucking stupid ugly ring that's probably covered with enough raw meat juice and bacteria to kill a horse

>> No.13422902

My wife tenshi is delicious

>> No.13422908

But why

>> No.13422924

Tf is the relish for?

>> No.13422943

Sauce pls

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what bugs me about this is that the plate is not on parallel with the cheese, like holy shit its not too hard, betcha these are dumb spics

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>> No.13423421

That's not food

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That's the best part of the cheese.

>> No.13423600


What in the fuck was that? Lol

>> No.13423642

how many calories just from cheese do yall think that is?

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calorie dense superfood

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that's a man or a woman?

>> No.13424153

The sweat adds to the salty flavor of the sandwich.

>> No.13424162

What is it with black people and washing chicken?

>> No.13424182

its like empathetic sadness

>> No.13424194

now what?

>> No.13424245

This is worse with sound.

>> No.13424267


end yourself, swine

>> No.13424435

seething yankee

>> No.13424466

At one point that pan was coated in teflon non-stick, all the coating has been eaten.

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that knife is a piece of shit, designed for morons who think it'll cut better if it has no center. use the knife to transfer ingredients to the pan.

>> No.13424487

SMACK, her head. the sheer inability for some people to protect themselves

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i refuse to believe that jack is this clumsy, many of his videos shows either he uses the tools wrong or by some strange case the tools don't work with him. this is just him playing a character, right?

>> No.13424505

good thing she used organic milk

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>> No.13424757

looking into her dead soulless eyes and plastic nostrils makes this really unnerving

>> No.13425600

reminder that she died of a heart attack

>> No.13425729

what is that stuffed with and why can't American commercials be this cute?

>> No.13425733

I've seen this a few times but I just noticed that she's using a spoon as well, the proper way.

>> No.13425767

not gonna lie that gave me a stiffy

>> No.13425871

Someone post the hot uniformed chick eating a sandwich.

>> No.13425927

Mac and cheese.

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>two armed ja/ck/

>> No.13426775

Dylan C Moore, from an evolution of wooing men video

>> No.13427066


Watched this all the way to the end thinking "WTF" then I saw who it was at 1:36, and it makes sense now.

Anyone got the webm of this good attempting yorkshire pudding?

>> No.13427090

hahaha you know this is American

>> No.13427096

at least he has an excuse for his terrible cooking

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this makes me so fucking mad


>> No.13427109

American cuisine everyone

>> No.13427117

>What is it with black people and washing chicken?
What's wrong with washing chicken?
My dad worked as a chef and he taught me to wash it before marinating

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Checked, Ja/ck/ truly is the king of this board.

>> No.13427121
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So as a black person, can you elaborate?

>> No.13427130

I'm not black though.

>> No.13427141

~700 calories for a portion (~200 gr. of raclette cheese)

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>front yard
>no grass anywhere to be seen

>> No.13427225

it makes me hard desu

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>> No.13427570

you mean traditional french cuisine. also not that much for two buns and a patty. you would find this much butter in a main course for 4 ppl maybe. but you re right, even in southern france (although ppl think they only use olive oil) the old school cuisine is very buttery.

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>> No.13427637

My mouth just flooded with saliva. I'd kill for a grilled burger right now.

>> No.13427669

That's because he's in California

>> No.13427678
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I want to try hot pot

>> No.13427722

fucking every time

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how did he do it?

>> No.13427840

corn starch

>> No.13428051

Fug, I came and was trying to extend the time you faggot. That's why I was on a cooking board.

>> No.13428343


Too sad bruh

>> No.13428355

this man is based

>> No.13428367

>The hole rip upon catching the toss
Truly a master of the craft.

>> No.13428396

built for BBC

>> No.13428415

Looks Oishī

>> No.13428423

That was his General Tso Chicken episode. Does an authentic General Tso Chicken recipe use corn starch?

>> No.13428431

He looks super sweaty. Don't think I would get food from him.

>> No.13428493

Cause Japanese fast food is actually not shit.

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>> No.13429025

just use less salt you fucking racist

>> No.13429100

I refuse to believe this isn't some kind of fetish video. It's far too over the top to be anything else.

>> No.13429140

kino cougar, she's the old queen of this shit show

>> No.13429161

>doesn't trust food from fat, sweaty legends
literal fucking tastelet. the best chefs enjoy their own food.

>> No.13429175

those look fucking amazing

>> No.13429187

good job ruining a perfectly fine sandwich

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>> No.13429410

How does he get out

>> No.13429415

found the tranny

>> No.13429450

The fuck is this shit?

>> No.13429592

i feel my cholesterol rising for every second i watch this

>> No.13429643
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Mexican food

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>> No.13429713

What the fuck are you doing? Stop chopping them up.

>> No.13429721

Reddit at a guess.

>> No.13429733

I bet that would taste great with half the amount of butter. Preferably none at all, lol.

>> No.13429742

why don't you have a machete?

>> No.13429773

the reason hispanics have very high rates of kidney failure and diabetes

>> No.13429775

That looks inconvenient to eat.

>> No.13429780

>that filename
hey that's my crop! hello anon small world hehe :)

>> No.13429790

Simpering nigger thinks yall is soyboy lingo and not texan vernacular. I pity you.

>> No.13429805

Every cook in every kitchen is sweating, dont sweat it.

>> No.13429907


Keep telling yourself that weeb.

>> No.13430089

Literally fuckin HOW?

>> No.13430093

He has the batter in a bottle with a nozzle on top and uses it to draw the picture.

>> No.13430095

Why the fuck is it impossible to make a simple burger for so many poor retards... jesus christ

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>> No.13430107

Wow this is absolutely awful. I would absolutely not even consider putting that shit in my mouth.

>> No.13430108

This probably wouldn't taste bad but it's just a disgusting mush of bullshit, you could easily just experience all of those flavors without doing something this retarded and unhealthy

>> No.13430113

What the FUCK is wrong with Japenese people
In what FUCKING universe is eating a living octopus ever going to be better than a dead one, fucking christ it's probably better just to slice the damn head off and just eat the tentacles freshly killed

>> No.13430117

It really pisses me the fuck off that there's anyone who uses their sink as some kind of cooking container
You can literally just use ANYTHING else

>> No.13430120

Because the US has strict guidelines involving television which requires strict adherence to propagandized ideals

>> No.13430122

I'm glad the filename is ironic, because if it isn't, then this makes me angry

>> No.13430189

Compare the speed of the knife in the first clip and the second. The person wielding the cheese was apprehensive to spread it unevenly on the bun, they slowly brought that knife down with every pause offering a chance for the dickhead holding the bun to fix their fucking mistake.

>> No.13430197

Can infected metal cause strokes?

>> No.13430211

Why does he leave some of the salsa behind? Just use it all god damn it, you already used 90% of it.

>> No.13430220
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Hello have a two-armed Ja/ck/

>> No.13430306

Fucking subhuman monkeys.

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>> No.13430948

Post the one with the burger with the chocolate and jam and caramel and all those toppings.

>> No.13430970

Who put it in his head that everything has to be done medium rare? What a fucking knobhead

>> No.13430989

You just whack it with a hammer. Women don't own hammers though so they naturally have a problem with it.

>> No.13430997

So no head?

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>> No.13431025

Do third worlders really?

>> No.13431027

god I wish that were me

>> No.13431029

fresh nuggies

>> No.13431034
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okay i hate this

>> No.13431066

If any texan is worried about calories, he's definetly a soyboy.

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>> No.13431179

I wouldn't wanna eat it

>> No.13431181

Why not?

>> No.13431200

It looks so well made

>> No.13431243

10 bucks a nugget? i'd be broke in like 3 seconds

>> No.13431254

Bet you won't say it to my face little faggot

>> No.13431267

Get mad all you want, cuck. Your wife's boyfriend is laughing hard.

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oh my

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NEVER use a knife to transfer ingredients, it is extremely dangerous.

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>> No.13431324

>dressed in his Sunday best for this
I love you grandpa

>> No.13431329

When will they learn?

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>tfw all my grandparents died before I was old enough to remember them

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>> No.13432159

I'm starting to understand why the nips go so gaga over crepe stores.

>> No.13432258

This was back when the Rick and Morty szechaun sauce thing happened. A lot of the McDonalds had sold out immediately and the guy in the gif is selling nuggets with a single dab of sauce for ten bucks each.

>> No.13432382

I don't understand why anyone would cook steak on a pan when grilling is so fucking easy and 100x better

>> No.13432389

AHAHAHA I love how she touches the food

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>i repeat insults on the internet

>> No.13432425

what a baller life

>> No.13432496

Why does he put the eggs back on the fire unironically? Does it do something important to the eggs?

>> No.13432506

Yes, Your IQ isn't high enough to understand.

>> No.13432634

That would probably do him some good desu

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>> No.13432691

I would fucking kick my mom down a flight of steps for that burger right now

>> No.13432856

>metal spatula
probably that point was the day before

>> No.13432909

Look at the bright side, anon; you don't have to suffer the lack of their presence.

>> No.13433576

this is a korean lady

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>> No.13433741

He started ruin it at 0:10, the chips were perfectly fine on their own.

>> No.13433750

he left the plastic casing on lol

>> No.13433762

La Cucina Goblina

>> No.13433846

>Bare hands

>> No.13433895

they only stocked 10 fucking sauce packets a store. there were like 300 for the whole country it was stupid. my store was supposed to get posters and sauce packets and were sent nothing for the promotion

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isn't that dosa?

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>> No.13433906

no clue I saw it on /smg/ a while ago and saved it to put on this board

>> No.13433942

how much do you think it would cost to buy a girl like this from an impoverished asian country

>> No.13433953

it doesn't do anything but aerosolize chicken all over your kitchen giving you salmonella

>> No.13433959

mono no aware

>> No.13434013

>Your raw egg, sir

>> No.13434024

I really don't get omurice. It looks nice at first but then they slice it open and it just looks like someone puked on a bowl of rice.

>> No.13434045

Uneven texture, probably more crispy than a pancake should normally be.

>> No.13434085
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>mom found the corn crucible

>> No.13434358

Same shit, don't kid yourself weeb.

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>> No.13435058

Dios mio...

>> No.13435139

God, I want to be manhandled by a big strong cop!

>> No.13435144

And he surreptitiously puts his fingers up your anus? Absolutely.

>> No.13435162


>> No.13435166

Okay ukrainian...Tell us why you wash chicken.

>> No.13435253

>Jack's non Newtonian tso

>> No.13435258

LOL they are literally like children in all aspects of life

>> No.13435377

>hair torn out
>no reaction
>no pain
>literally no attempt at screaming, flailing, stopping it
>she just stares into oblivion, touching her freshly harvested scalp.

I swear to god damn god, some of these asian have no soul. Literally NPC-husk theory checks out.

>> No.13435648

Miles better than taking care of people who got alzheimers/dementia or are bipolar and you barely know

>> No.13435656

Why do they salt the stake? They should use it on the cutting board!!!

>> No.13435664

Because my dad told me to he said only savages don't clean the meat and veggies before cooking

>> No.13435669

>canola oil

>> No.13435696

>what anon talking about she looks fine...
>see face

>> No.13435714


>> No.13435724

but why

>> No.13435866

She just sits there

>> No.13435894

I didn't realize he had a stroke. That's sad.

>> No.13435904

His right side is GONE

>> No.13436204

He's had two, fyi. That major paralysis is after the second one.

>> No.13436953

I really wish the webm showed the second part where she puked it up on his face and the nigga just eats it. I mean he's gagging a lot but he actually goes back for a second helping.

>> No.13437012

how the hell are you supposed to eat it? ur gonna get cheese all over your hands unlike pre-bukake burger

>> No.13437029

Please, I'm trying to eat my food.

>> No.13437378

Man I had omuraisu in Japan, that thing was so good.

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>> No.13437675

their shits must be massive

>> No.13437747

Lá Creturá

>> No.13438006

damn she's going to get fat

>> No.13438270

>Just grabs it with his bare hands
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>> No.13438726

good way to lose some fucking teeth as well

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>she doesn't have a giant sperg out like I do at every minor insult or injury
>must be an npc

>> No.13439263

Mmmm, joocy.

>> No.13439363

this but unironically

>> No.13439370

>all the chicks come out completely dry

>> No.13439381

found the american

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>> No.13441652

She does look like she's about to cry, probably does so a second later after video ends.
if (!crying && !screaming) emotions = 0

>> No.13442031

>as flavorful as this camera is unfocused

>> No.13442151

damn it anon i dont come here for this

>> No.13443697

Following him since 2009. Can't believe he is 80 now.
You really change as you age, even from 70 to 80.

>> No.13443757 [DELETED] 

This is swiss and its delicious.

>> No.13443806 [DELETED] 

They look pretty good. But nothing special. Mind you quesadullas arent complicated dishes.

>> No.13443920

Not entirely true. It came back like 1 month later and every single store participated. You just got jewed out like the dumb Mortytard you are.

>> No.13444106

Thai girls are so cute

>> No.13444121

Rhetorical question of course but is Jack unaware that different materials take a different amount of time to cook? Like wouldn't it just be better to start off with the hard raw vegetables and then add the meat and then the cooked stuff at the end?
Also wouldn't it be better to drain all the fucking canned veggie liquids?

>> No.13444123

DIdn't he just completely not change his ways post stroke 1 which resulted in him getting the second one?

>> No.13444477

Worried about calories AND animeposter?
You're a disgrace to Texas, soykid.

>> No.13444606

I drank three bottle of red wine last night and after a quick morning fap and a cold shower I was fine again.

just stay in bed if it's that bad.

>> No.13444624

So THIS is the burger that Nick J. Fuentes was complaining about!

>> No.13444628


How ugly and inelegant. That cross-pot grip to the right thing really fucking angered me.

>> No.13444633


Who the FUCK eats like this, someone kill this creature

>> No.13444639

That doesn't explain WHY you do it. Your dad saying that is just like him saying, "Because I said so." Not a real answer. My only takeaway from this is Ukrainians are just as stupid as black people.
Prove me wrong bitch.

>> No.13444640

this has got to be mexico

>> No.13444654

Then who was camera?

>> No.13444658

A slow cut allows the cheese to harden back up again. So while it appears you're about to get a big juicy wad of melted cheese, a third of it has already hardened back onto the block and another quarter will too by the time they've finished cutting.

I went to one of these 'pop up' bullshit raclette stalls at a fair, and he barely used any cheese all night. Kept heating it up, then making a big show of scraping it off, and in the end the customers got very little.

As with most things, greed is the issue.

>> No.13444666

>slipping on a banana

>> No.13444683

cause of the cute and also hard working girls on the stands?

>> No.13444697

kino of the highest order

>> No.13444716

what the fuck that's awesome

>> No.13445615

Are those quesadillas?

>> No.13445710

I honestly can not tell what country or group of people convinced me red converse are hot on girls. It has to be either the japs or american cheerleaders.

>> No.13445781

you are really reading her reaction wrong.

>> No.13446079

>chickens come out completely dry and fully with feathers


>> No.13446499

who is he?

>> No.13446949

kek and check

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