/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13418140]

What would you do if your favourite fastfood chain went halal?

[Anonymous No.13418161]

Complain about it on r/The_Donald and get easy karma points.

[Anonymous No.13418223]

>>13418140
Write a stern letter to the manager about the importance of diversity and the need to cater to everybody in the spectrum of population, not just those restricted by a particular religion.

[Anonymous No.13418268]

>>13418140
Go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.13418296]

>>13418268
>>>13418140 (OP)
>Go somewhere else.
This. If this isn't a location very specific to needing that kind of restricted menu like an airport in Dubai or Israel? Then, no, I would not go there either.

I don't frequent halal food places. That's fine for someone else, but I don't need my food sacrificed to Allah nor to die intentionally painfully. Double no. It's a complete turn-off and I'm going to dine elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.13418297]

>>13418140
Rejoice in the name of Allah and spread the good news to friends and family. Maybe I will also phone my extended family and we will all go together after evening prayer. Inshallah.

[Anonymous No.13418308]

>>13418296
>Dubai
Exactly why I don't go to Dubai. There's nothing there for me.

[Anonymous No.13418395]

The only stuff I like from fast food places is usually chicken anyway.

[Anonymous No.13418459]

Wouldn't really care. Pork products are generally bottom tier and the vast majority of people that have worms get them from pork. It's trash meat

[Anonymous No.13418474]

>>13418459
This is why you end up eating Islamic semen in foods.

[Anonymous No.13418545]

>>13418474
I'm in America. No one cares about muslim food here. We bomb those people

[Anonymous No.13418547]

>>13418545
>look I'm one of you
It's really tiresome Ishmael.

[Anonymous No.13418548]

>>13418545
Yeah I'm in the USA and pork is usually for low class whites.

[Anonymous No.13418549]

>>13418545
Actually our jewish overlords still approve of racism towards arabs on tv

[Anonymous No.13418563]

>>13418549
Wish that was true, but local Isis' suporters successfully memed that islamaphobia was real.

[Anonymous No.13418569]

i don't get emotionally attached to fast-food chains. They're simply reactions to markets of supply and demand.

[Anonymous No.13418576]

>>13418547
Huh?
>>13418548
Yup. Ham, pork chops, and pepperoni are eaten exclusively by poor/trashy people

[Anonymous No.13418585]

>>13418576
>Huh?
Go back to your subreddit rahim. You're not fooling anyone here.

[Anonymous No.13418590]

>>13418545
>>13418576
t. refugee

[Anonymous No.13418599]

>>13418563
I was watching christmas specials and they picked out an ed sullivan show special that was full of colored singers and a joke against arabs and they showed it twice.

[Anonymous No.13418613]

>>13418590
>>13418585
What kind of cope is this? Are you seething because you don't get to be American or what

[Anonymous No.13418620]

>>13418613
The left can’t argue without fallacies because if they argue nonfallaciously they will lose.

[Anonymous No.13418623]

>>13418599
Ed Sullivan?
>>13418613
>cope
Shut up whore.

[Anonymous No.13418624]

>>13418620
The left this, the left that. Take your stupid boogeyman and shove it up your colon. You're so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.13418631]

>>13418624
The left destroyed this website in 2016. It’s only right to call out their hijinks when spotted.

[Anonymous No.13418647]

>>13418140
I'd start protests to make them include literally all religions and follow the guidelines so basically they wouldn't be allowed to serve anything except water.

[Anonymous No.13418672]

I can't think of any way I'd see a tangible difference.

[Anonymous No.13418714]

>>13418297
Halal and sawabpilled, brother

[Anonymous No.13418720]

>>13418631
The left backs Islam.

[Anonymous No.13418723]

>>13418140
Depends if the meatballs are beef or pork

[Anonymous No.13418727]

I’d be happy, since I want more Goat and Mutten in America anyway but all we have is pork, beef, and chicken and honestly the chicken always sucks.

[Anonymous No.13418731]

>>13418723
>Americans literally eat mystery meat without knowing what it is

[Anonymous No.13418739]

>>13418140
if subway is your favorite fast food chain, you have bigger issues than them going halal.

[Anonymous No.13418740]

>>13418731
I’m not American, but I don’t really care what is in it. Feed me rat. If it tastes good I will have seconds after you tell me it’s rat.

[Anonymous No.13418744]

>>13418727
What's stopping you from buying goat, or mutten?

[Anonymous No.13418749]

>>13418744
Not him, but those are really expensive here in the US because they aren't mass produced. Lamb is less than 1% of all meat sales here

[Anonymous No.13418750]

>>13418731
Muslims killed a girl, and served her as kebab.

[Anonymous No.13418751]

>>13418750
Ok that I would not have seconds on

[Anonymous No.13418757]

>>13418744
Just exactly what this guy said.
>>13418749

I could get veal for less than mutten or goat because we have just millions of cows in America it’s all cows all day.

[Anonymous No.13418758]

>>13418749
You're dumb. It doesn't mean that lamb, and goats are expensive, or unobtainable in the US.
You can literally go to the supermarket, and buy them.

[Anonymous No.13418762]

more than anything the halal killing process is cruel

[Anonymous No.13418766]

>>13418758
Are you mentally ill? I'm perfectly aware you can get it at a supermarket but it's expensive as fuck and usually not the best quality. Fuck, you are painfully stupid

[Anonymous No.13418768]

>>13418757
but why would you ever choose lamb or mutton over veal

[Anonymous No.13418779]

>>13418766
What is
>expensive as fuck
to you?

[Anonymous No.13418783]

>>13418762
How so? I just looked it up and that's arguably the fastest way to kill a mammal with a knife.

[Anonymous No.13418785]

>>13418768
If we had more goat and sheep farms it would be cheaper, how are you not following this conversation?

[Anonymous No.13418789]

>>13418762
That’s why they only eat halal meats, same as Jews cut the tips of their sons dicks. Evil “cultures”

[Anonymous No.13418795]

>>13418766
You're fucking brain dead.
Quality meat always has a premium, and lambs aren't expensive. When compared to most western nations.

[Anonymous No.13418799]

>>13418785
im talking about the taste.

[Anonymous No.13418805]

>>13418783
they stab it in the neck and let it bleed out, often the animal will thrash around in a panic until death

civilized people understand you just need to spike it in the brain to kill it instantly, panic and pain free

[Anonymous No.13418809]

>>13418779
$15+ a pound for nice lamb chops is expensive. That's what they run.
>>13418795
Well supermarket lamb isn't quality meat and it's still expensive. I get that you're acting retarded on purpose, but come on man

[Anonymous No.13418816]

>>13418799
Variety is the spice of life. But seriously, all I said was I wanna see more goat and mutten for sale in American grocery stores.

[Anonymous No.13418821]

>>13418785
You're the idiot here anon.
Mfw I bought 8 goats, and 8 sheep $80/each earlier this year.
You're just not looking.

[Anonymous No.13418822]

>>13418805
This. I worked in a giant slaughter house and maybe one in 500,000 cattle will survive the “knock” and it’s quite the site when it does. Especially when it’s just unconscious and comes to when it’s entire hide is ripped off it.

[Anonymous No.13418826]

>>13418762
>>13418805
seriously who cares

go watch some nat geo where the lion starts eating the buffalo while its still alive

theres nothing after death, guilt is an emotion and emotions are illogical

[Anonymous No.13418831]

>>13418805
Meh. For me it’s a toss up, I don’t see anything wrong with slitting their throats that seems natural and it’s how it’s been done for millions of years. Also, I’m pretty sure we just stab pigs hearts while they hang upside down in America, from the slaughter video I’ve seen anyway.

[Anonymous No.13418833]

>>13418631
>2016
>the year reddit migrants invaded en masse because LE EPIC TRUMP

[Anonymous No.13418835]

>>13418809
They're $5-$8 a pound in most supermarkets (even Trader Joes), and more for high quality ones online (you always pay a premium for more quality).

[Anonymous No.13418836]

>>13418821
Ok retard. I guess your anecdotal experience changes the facts about what food is produced in this country.

[Anonymous No.13418838]

>>13418826
the lion does not revel in the pain of its meal, it just doesn't know any other way
humans should strive to be better

islamic law demands cruelty towards livestock. That's the difference

[Anonymous No.13418843]

>>13418809
Last time I checked the prices were cheaper than Europe.

[Anonymous No.13418845]

>>13418838
>slitting an animals throat is cruelty

Buddy, you don’t wanna know what they do in China.

[Anonymous No.13418849]

>>13418836
Even without the anecdotal experience the prices are still cheaper than Europe.

[Anonymous No.13418851]

>>13418849
Irrelevant because America has vastly more farm land for livestock.

[Anonymous No.13418855]

>>13418845
>Buddy, you don’t wanna know what they do in China.
Dude. I read that they purposely slaughter animals in those savage methods, because they believe that the adrenaline makes the meat taste better.

[Anonymous No.13418858]

>>13418835
You're literally wrong. I looked those prices up online. Stop making shut up just because you're wrong. It's embarrassing
>>13418843
Nope

[Anonymous No.13418859]

>>13418851
Relevant, because we consume less than Europe, and also import from the same sources, so stfu, because lamb isn't "cheap" anywhere, and we actually pay less for it.

[Anonymous No.13418865]

>>13418858
You looked up prices online at that hipster specialty website, and got $15 a pound.
Your such a dumb piece of shit anon.

[Anonymous No.13418866]

>>13418838
>revel
but i dont do so, i just dont care

>should strive to be better
what does "better" even mean....? you mean more empathetic in this case? But empathy is not always good. Too much empathy can kill a civilisation, just look at the state of the west today. Its entirely subjective what "better" is, you can easily argue its better to not let your emotions rule you.

[Anonymous No.13418868]

>>13418865
I looked at prices for Albertsons, you filthy nigger. But keep up that COPE

[Anonymous No.13418870]

>>13418855
Blowtorching dogs alive, or boiling them alive while they try to jump out of the pot, or skinning eels alive and stabbing them to keeping them on the grill top while they slither around in agony. Fish who’s body is deep fried and the head is alive. Baby mice eaten alive. Living monkey brains. The list goes on. They’re cold and heartless people over there.

[Anonymous No.13418873]

>>13418859
Listen dumbass, I said I want more lamb and sheep farms in America so the food is cheaper. There is nothing to argue so shut the fuck up and save face.

[Anonymous No.13418878]

>>13418868
Look up prices at Walmart, and the other supermarkets, or is this your first time shopping for food you retarded cumeater.

[Anonymous No.13418880]

>>13418805
>they stab it in the neck and let it bleed out
Again, arguably the fastest way to kill a mammal with a knife. According to Wikipedia stunning the animals is the norm so I'm still not seeing a functional difference here. Basically every I know who's raised chickens either stuck them in a tube and cut their throats or cut their heads off, would you say that's malicious?

[Anonymous No.13418883]

>>13418870
meanwhile piglets get castrated en masse without anesthesia here in the USA and where are you crying over that

>fish
>feeling pain

t.bleeding heart who cant into education
having biological reflexes = / = actually conscious of pain

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/9797948/Fish-cannot-feel-pain-say-scientists.html

[Anonymous No.13418884]

>>13418873
Why don't you get a hundred of you faggot friends to buy more lamb, so the demand grows?
It's already cheaper than the Europe, so don't act like you have it so fucking rough dumbass.

[Anonymous No.13418891]

>>13418883
Eat your gutter oil xi.

[Anonymous No.13418893]

>>13418883
All living things feel pain. They evolved to feel pain because otherwise they wouldn’t live 1 day. Don’t be ignorant anon I own fish ponds I can watch them react to pain stop pretending animals don’t feel pain. God I hope you’re trolling.

[Anonymous No.13418896]

Whatever you do, don't work at halal food places. The manager has to check your dick everyday to make sure it's circumcised.

[Anonymous No.13418897]

>>13418883
>European pigs
Yea. They're savages, and you blowtorch dogs.

[Anonymous No.13418899]

>>13418884
Imagine going out of your way to start an argument over nothing and still losing then getting pissy. There is literally nothing to argue about so you’re just throwing insults, well here is your attention anon. Here is the reaction you crave.

[Anonymous No.13418900]

If you eat takeaway or restaurant food in Britain I can guarantee that even in a rural majority white area 80% of them will be halal.

Middle class white Britons don't want to work in the low end dining or fast food business and working class white Britons are simply too lazy or stupid to either run or work in those businesses.

This means it's left to middle class 1st or 2nd generation immigrants typically Pakistani or Bangladeshi. With the middle class ones running the businesses and the working class ones working in them.

My working class white British mate Kieran is always sharing anti-Muslim memes on Facebook even about halal meat. He eats more halal than I do as a brown muslim bloke. He has a curry every Friday, fried or peri peri chicken 2 or 3 times a week, and a kebab every Saturday night after the pub.

If in Briton your local chain/low end dining/takeaway is already halal and you probably eat more halal than your paki mates even if you're called Dave voted Brexit and like that Tommeh Robinsaan. It's not because of any conspiracy it's just as working class white people are too damn lazy and stupid to run or work in those businesses.

[Anonymous No.13418902]

>>13418896
>every day
That's excessive. Penis inspection day was only once a year when I went to school.

[Anonymous No.13418909]

>>13418140
I'd go eat somewhere else from then on.

[Anonymous No.13418911]

>>13418893
>All living things feel pain

>all
>living things
>feel pain

so mushrooms and carrots feel pain..?

>I can watch them react to pain stop pretending animals don’t feel pain.
>implying biologists who study nerves and stuff dont know 10000x more than you or even me

just because theres a muscle/body reaction doesnt mean they are actually CONSCIOUS of the pain, what do you not get? you're literally a bleeding heart who ignores actual facts because it seems like the fish was in pain and aware of it but its actually just a nerve/programmed reaction.

[Anonymous No.13418912]

>>13418883
>uhhh, no actually fish like it when you deep fry them alive durrr me retard me no understand how life works

[Anonymous No.13418914]

>>13418900
>It's not because of any conspiracy it's just as working class white people are too damn lazy and stupid to run or work in those businesses.
Honestly the Muslims probably pushed out the businesses by loitering, and harassing customers of non Muslim places. It's in your religion to do this, and I've seen your kind do this in France, and all over SEA. This is one of the reasons that you were kicked out of Myanmar.

[Anonymous No.13418915]

>>13418223
>This

[Anonymous No.13418916]

>>13418912
>me so smart i smarter than all these scientists me big brain me post maymays!

[Anonymous No.13418924]

>>13418911
Now you’re arguing some strawman fallacy about vegetables. News flash, plants grow a certain way to optimize their life. They choose their leaves and roots to grow optimally for maximum sun and water. Are they consciously saying “yes I will grow 1cm left today” NO but they’ll do everything they can to prevent withering and dying because that’s life. That’s evolution. You’re also using appeal to authority fallacy too. There are people who don’t feel pain and they need special protection and care givers to prevent them from killing themselves every single day by accident. If animals didn’t feel pain they’d all accidentally kill themselves. Pain might not be a conscious “ouch, doing this hurt me!” Reaction but you better believe they are AWARE when something is damaging them or else they would just let predators bite them or step on thorns or get stabbed in the eye.

I realize it’s easy to pretend humans are the only ones with feelings but you’re being ignorant. One of the qualifications to define “life” is that it has to “respond to stimulation” meaning if you stab them they will squirm.

[Anonymous No.13418927]

>>13418883
Fish feel pain, they different responses to pain and differentiate from standard pain receptors. They have every nerve and nociceptor possible to experience it

[Anonymous No.13418929]

>>13418914

Given those businesses clientele is 99% white Britons I don't think so. Do you have any idea how lazy, stupid, and incapable your average working class white Brit is at running a small food business?

Ditto for working class white Americans and why Mexicans run all the low end dining/takeout places there afaik.

[Anonymous No.13418933]

>>13418878
The only lamb most Wal-Marts sell is in dog food. Look at Wal-Mart online grocery, faggot. Why are you seething so hard over this

[Anonymous No.13418934]

>>13418899
The argument was that you're retarded, and what you want IS actually available at decent prices.

[Anonymous No.13418938]

>>13418916
>mmm yes I always believe what I read online scientists are always right and I can’t think for myself

The public school system failed you. It doesn’t take much critical thinking to realize the point of live is to achieve some balance of comforts and avoid pain while passing on your genes. Any disruption to that will cause distress. Take away a fish’s food, it will suffer. Give it worse water quality, it will suffer. Stab its eyeballs out or deep fry it alive and you better believe motherfucker IT WILL FEEL PAIN.

[Anonymous No.13418950]

>>13418929
>Given those businesses clientele is 99% white Britons
They just got part, and parcelled. The entire British government is against the British people.
>Ditto for working class white Americans and why Mexicans run all the low end dining/takeout places there afaik.
Legal Mexicans didn't push anyone out. They earned their spot. Unlike the Muslim refugee who gets a free ride with immigration, housing, insurance, food, welfare, communications, and gets fast tracked into citizenship just to grow the Democratic voting block.

[Anonymous No.13418951]

>>13418884
Prove that it's cheaper than in Europe

[Anonymous No.13418955]

>>13418934
Learn to choose your battles anon, this isn’t the hill you need to die on.

[Anonymous No.13418958]

>thread devolves to people crying over fish
when did western civilisation get so soft and pathetic?

[Anonymous No.13418959]

>>13418933
There's other places dumbfuck. You just don't want to look because you got proven wrong, or it might actually be that your dumb as shit, and just don't know how to do the things that normal people do as implied by your original retarded statement.

[Anonymous No.13418967]

>>13418951
What state/city are you in retard.
>>13418955
That pie chart dies not reflect price gaywad.

[Anonymous No.13418969]

>>13418959
You seem to believe you’ve been arguing with one person this whole time when, in fact, everybody in this entire thread has been calling you an idiot.

[Anonymous No.13418972]

>>13418950
Dare I say based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.13418974]

>>13418967
Stop moving the goal posts you disingenuous tool. I’m not going to spoon feed you mountains of data to back up a common sense claim because your smooth underaged brain doesn’t understand supply and demand.

[Anonymous No.13418977]

>>13418958
>losing an argument so bad you start calling everyone a dumb pussy with no actual arguments

Checkmate, retard.

[Anonymous No.13418979]

>>13418974
>Moving the goalpost.
You're a fucking retard.
Now tell me your city, state, and zip code bitch, so I can show you prices you dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.13418982]

>>13418924
>>13418938
and why does it even -matter- if they feel pain? the universe doesnt care. All life is suffering, and humans actually suffer the most because we have complex emotions and empathy and guilt.

Do you feel guilty and bad for "causing pain"? do you believe in some cosmic karma system? isnt that illogical?

you feel bad about hooking some fish when a predator in the wild doesnt even care about its prey at all. Oh noo the poor fishies, oh no. We should invent a way to make sure it dies in bliss and happiness so we arent held hostage by the damn chemicals in our own brains.

[Anonymous No.13418989]

>>13418977
but arent you a pussy though, crying over fish?

[Anonymous No.13418994]

>>13418969
You've taken the same position so my argument applies to you, or are you too stupid to figure that out on your own?
It's like I'm arguing with inbred Muslims who have genetic brain damage.

[Anonymous No.13419022]

>>13418989
>seacats

[Anonymous No.13419052]

>>13418959
Go to Wal-Mart online grocery and type in lamb. Then kys

[Anonymous No.13419070]

>>13419052
see
>>13418979
Now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13419084]

>>13418140
I had one of the meatball subs at a halal chain, couldn't taste any difference

[Anonymous No.13419105]

>>13418914
>i can move goalposts better than anyone instead of addressing the assertions.
You're a poster child for what he described.

[Anonymous No.13419114]

>>13419105
You don't exactly know what the words you type actually mean.

[Anonymous No.13419127]

Why do people never call for Kosher meat to be banned? It's literally identical. The exact same ruleset..

[Anonymous No.13419134]

>>13418809
Sam's has lamb chops for $7.50/lb so that's not bad. My bitch is it's hard to find bone in lamb roasts. They're all deboned and that's fucked.

[Anonymous No.13419175]

>>13419127
Frankly I don't think people know what either really means.

[Anonymous No.13419187]

>>13418140
I don't patronize places such as subway in the first place, I've learned that they're all run by indians and pakis and all have a stench. By not patronizing them I'm not missing out on anything.

[Anonymous No.13419204]

>>13419127
Maybe Muslims found a way to piss people off more than the Jews did.

[Anonymous No.13419210]

I was compelled to post Lamb Chop.

[Anonymous No.13419254]

>>13419134
>moving goalposts instead of answering the question

[Anonymous No.13419268]

Subway is dogshit. The 6" combos are around 9 dollars now. The footlongs are around $11. Insanity to eat there.

[Anonymous No.13419432]

>>13418140
Bring my own bacon and drop it on the soda fountain

[Anonymous No.13419737]

>>13419254
Your mum said I moved the goalposts for her last night if you get my drift.

[Anonymous No.13419983]

>>13418762
>OHH NO NOT THAT ANIMALRINO

[Anonymous No.13420020]

>>13418950
t. Paco. Fuck off from American you fucking beaner. Youre fucking worse tham muslim

[Anonymous No.13420069]

>>13420020
Paco's ancestors were here long before your vermin infested, pale, sickly ancestors crawled off the boat, Cletus.

[Anonymous No.13420402]

>>13418140
Move out of England.

[Anonymous No.13420600]

>>13418297

Fuck off, sandnigger

[Anonymous No.13420742]

>>13418631

/pol/ and edgelords ruined this website in 2015

[Anonymous No.13420746]

>>13420742

SJW roasties ruined this website in 2015

[Anonymous No.13421454]

>>13420600
Your grandkids are gonna be brown. bahahahaha

[Anonymous No.13421477]

>>13419175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezHKbUzy0A
the slaughtering method

[Anonymous No.13421748]

>>13418140
Allahu Akbar, the will of God prevails again and society will be rid of the sin that is pork. Join Islam brothers.