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>go to christmas dinner tonight
>try cheese for the frist time

This is great, what more kinds of cheeses should I get

>> No.13416240

>>13416238
Whiz

>> No.13416244

>>13416238
>try cheese for the frist time
wtf man, are americans even real?

>> No.13416251
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>be american
>get accused of eating too much cheese
>be american without eating cheese
>"dude. america. wow."

>> No.13416257

>>13416251
/int/ was a mistake.

>> No.13416263

>>13416238
A good, sharp white English cheddar, and some Old Amsterdam.

Don't forget a good baguette.

>> No.13416298

>>13416238
Aged cheddar, gruyere, cheddar and gruyere melange (available at Trader Joe's), Parmigiano Reggiano, Oaxaca, and my personal favorite, cottage. Honorable mention goes to pasteurized prepared cheese product. It's not cheese, but I enjoy it nonetheless.

I like sharp, salty aged cheese and fresh cheese. Your tastes may vary. Some people like moldy cheese, or stinky washed rind cheeses. Some people have fucked-up taste buds.

>> No.13416300

>>13416298
So cheese is like woman's vagina?

>> No.13416311
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>>13416300
Sometimes, yes. For example, Trish Stratus's pussy allegedly tastes like cream cheese. Other women might have funky, cheese-like aromas depending on their diet and hygiene.

>> No.13416320

>>13416311
my dick smells like your mom's asshole

>> No.13416322

>>13416320
Wash your dick, you nasty motherfucker. My dick doesn't smell like an asshole because I wash it.

>> No.13416398

>>13416238
dubliner
gruyere
sharp smoked cheddar
muenster
provolone
brie

>> No.13416413

>>13416398
Fuck smoked cheese. It tastes like bacon. I like bacon, and I like cheese. I want my cheese to taste like cheese, not bacon.

>> No.13416554

>>13416300
No, that's yogurt. If you're afraid of tasting a vagina, just eat plain Greek yogurt until you're used to it.

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>>13416554
Got it, boss. I'm finna become a pussy-eating machine. Ladies will see me eating Greek yogurt and they'll say "CAN YOU EAT PUSSY LIKE DAT?" like that one meme, and I'll eat a giant spoonful so they'll know what's up.

I also heard eating pudding cups without utensils is a good way to improve pussy-eating technique.

>> No.13416584

>>13416580
>I also heard eating pudding cups without utensils is a good way to improve pussy-eating technique.
This guy knows

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>>13416584
expert mode LOL

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>>13416238
How old are you and what's your background, OP? I'm genuinely curious how you went however long without even happening to try cheese.