/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13414081]

Young woman screws up duck dinner for lover coming over. Dad uses communication technology to show her how to make Pasta Puttanesca ("whore pasta).

Thanks Dad.

[Anonymous No.13414433]

THREAD HIDDEN RETARD ALERT

[Anonymous No.13414512]

>>13414081
>Pasta Puttanesca
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_alla_puttanesca

Spaghetti alla puttanesca (pronounced [spaˈɡetti alla puttaˈneska]; "spaghetti in the style of a prostitute" in Italian) is an Italian pasta dish invented in Naples in the mid-20th century. Its ingredients typically include tomatoes, olive oil, anchovies, olives, capers and garlic, in addition to pasta.[1

[Anonymous No.13414518]

>>13414512
>A general theme regarding this sauce is that it can be made quickly, in between other obligations. Hence the prostitute allusion.

[Anonymous No.13414799]

>>13414081

was that her Dad telling her how to make whore pasta for her boyfriend?
gross

[Anonymous No.13414810]

>>13414799
Then her father asks to watch them.

[Anonymous No.13414812]

>>13414433
Angry feminist?

[Anonymous No.13414813]

>>13414081
Nothing about it suggests that she was making puttanesca.

[Anonymous No.13414821]

>>13414810

while her whore Mother blows him, natch

[Anonymous No.13414834]

>>13414813
Except she is a dumb whore making pasta

[Anonymous No.13414839]

>>13414834
Dumb whores don't typically like puttanesca.

[Anonymous No.13414850]

[Anonymous No.13414851]

>>13414813

you need to consult a librarian about what goes in "whore pasta"

[Anonymous No.13414852]

>>13414851
>now add some garlic
Yeah, that totally makes it puttanesca.

[Anonymous No.13414876]

>>13414852

have you ever made the stuff?
it's delish and you get to be a whore when you cook it

Puttanesca is an adjective for puttana, which means whore in Italian. As explained in the introduction to Rachael Ray’s pasta puttanesca recipe, “this sauce is named for ladies of the night. They would place pots of it in their windows to tempt men into the bordellos.”

[Anonymous No.13414884]

>>13414876
>have you ever made the stuff?
Yes, that's why I know what's in it. Everyone knows what the name means; you can stop posting now.

[Anonymous No.13414941]

>>13414884
your Mom could make "whore pasta" like a whirling dervish, I bet

nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.13414942]

>>13414941
It's actually one of my dad's "signature" dishes.

[Anonymous No.13415218]

>>13414942

was your Dad "fussy"?
sounds like it

[Anonymous No.13415456]

I like whore pasta. (As much fun to make as it is to eat). Wait, am I thinking of this?
Damn you rum and cokes and pot!

[Anonymous No.13415727]

>>13414821
The commercial implies her mother has passed away.

[Anonymous No.13415745]

her dad is basically making sure she gets fucked real good that night

[Anonymous No.13415749]

olives are gross

[Anonymous No.13415786]

>>13414081
>Whats his name
>Dad. Alexa hang up.
>Thanks for coming Tyrone I just finished our dinner

[Anonymous No.13415792]

>>13414512

recipe

In a large skillet or pot over medium heat, heat oil.
Add garlic and cook until fragrant, 1 minute.
Add anchovies and cook until fragrant, another minute.
Add tomatoes, olives, capers, and red pepper flakes.
Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and let simmer, 15 minutes.

In the meantime quickly fuck mama's boy incel customer #1
Collect the agreed upon amount in Euros.
Blow ugly loser retard customer #2 in the time you have left.
Collect the agreed upon amount in Euros.

Afterwards, bring a large pot of salted water to a boil.
Add spaghetti and cook until al dente then drain.
Toss spaghetti in sauce.
Sprinkle with parsley and Parmesan and let sit.

Quickly blow smelly fat man customer #3.
Collect the agreed upon amount in Euros.
Spit all the splooge into the street for the rodents or save in a jar to use in Alfredo sauce later.

Come back and serve the spaghetti to your waiting kids.

[Anonymous No.13415823]

>>13415792

nice recipe
where I come from, they call that eating food, "Sweet pistol in the panties," because as everyone knows, if you don't smell gunpowder, then might as well head on home.

[Anonymous No.13415834]

>>13415727

the whore Mother?

[Anonymous No.13415899]

this fucking thread.

[Anonymous No.13416178]

Lmao

[Anonymous No.13417613]

>>13414081
based

[Anonymous No.13417668]

>She said she was making a duck and then she serves me whore pasta. I think this going to be a good night for my weiner.

[Anonymous No.13417675]

>>13414081
Who in their right mind would trust some drunk bitch to cook a duck for them? The only people I'd trust to do that are folk from Chinese restaurants on Canal street in NYC.

[Anonymous No.13418162]

>>13417675
>cook a duck for them

would you really care if she fucked up the duck?
there's other things to do with a woman besides eating duck

[Anonymous No.13418170]

>>13417675
White bitches literally fail at everything they do in life, which is why they "need" feminism.

[Anonymous No.13418177]

>>13418170
>White bitches literally fail at everything they do in life, which is why they "need" feminism.
truth

[Anonymous No.13418709]

>>13414850
I get and appreciate this image, whoever you are, fellow /tv/ lurker

[Anonymous No.13418745]

>>13418162
>there's other things to do with a woman
like pee-pee in hoo-ha-hole?

[Anonymous No.13418862]

>>13414081
bacon sketti is best sketti

[Anonymous No.13418985]

>>13418862
Remove yourself from the existence

[Anonymous No.13419079]

>>13414810
Miracle of modern technology. >>13414812

[Anonymous No.13419130]

>>13414518
actually it's the fact that the ingredients can all be canned/pickled because a whore cant get to the shops in time

[Anonymous No.13420135]

bump

[Anonymous No.13422063]

I think making pasta puttanesca can turn any woman into a whore.
https://iowagirleats.com/2012/02/26/satisfying-meatless-main-from-the-pioneer-woman/

I think the Dad in that commercial was just tired of putting off the inevitable. I mean the dead Mom was a whore, wasn't she?