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Burger Kings new Impossible Burger review.

Well friends I heard it has 18 million times more estrogen, but it still tastes good.

>> No.13412877

Now he's known as reviewbra

>> No.13412931

>>13412862
>>13412877
I wanna review that boipussy, geezuuus!

>> No.13412940

Damn he cute that transition worked out good

>> No.13413267

Still emotes too much. Can't cunts do anything right?

>> No.13413388

>>13412862
Is there a forum dedicated to female edit version review fag ?

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>>13413388

>> No.13413409

>>13413388
Oh nvm it's a new twitch girl Kimcella

>>13413399
Nut

>> No.13413472

>>13413399
I truly hate myself for how much I would

>> No.13413555

I accidentally had an impossible burger once because they were placed on a table next to real burgers. And that's all the credit I can give: they look identical to real burgers. I knew as soon as I bit in, however, that I'd made a serious mistake. They don't taste like beef. At all. They taste like chemicals. There is an immediate chemical taste followed with an even worse chemical aftertaste that lingers for hours on end. I'm not kidding. I went home after, brushed my teeth, used mouthwash, went to bed, and when I got up during the night I happened to burp and I could still fucking taste impossible burger. Whoever said these things are a successful replacement for beef can drown in their own chemical diarrhea.

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>>13412862
She's a pretty one.

>> No.13413749

>>13413472
It makes me feel better knowing that everyone else would too. Think about it. You’re drunk, it’s 2am, and you’ve been striking out all night at the bar. You’re telling me that if a piece of ass comes flaunting around like that you’re simply going to walk away? No one would ever know. No friends, no family. It’s just between you and God. The answer is yes - any red blooded male would.

>> No.13413759

>>13413555
Have you had their regular veggie burger? Is it better than the impossible burger? I think they're just Morningstar patties but they're ok once and a while.

>> No.13413781

>>13413399
How did he end up in the hospital?

>> No.13413789

>>13413781
slipped through a hole in the attic into the garage, nearly broke his neck and died, however just suffered a knock on the head and is fine

>> No.13413813

>>13413789
Dang, glad he's okay. He seems like a good dude

>> No.13413823

>>13413813
he is, he used to browse fit a few years ago so he's got a lot of support from there

>> No.13413934

>>13412862
>>13413399
Yummo

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>>13413399
Wholesome edit

>> No.13413950

>>13412940
What the fuck I assumed it was reviewbrah but I only opened the picture before posting. WEW

>> No.13413965

>>13413946
>>13413399
>>13412862
He's a 3/10 dude but he's a 8/10 chick
Brah should just transition already

>> No.13414037

>>13413946
Reviewbrah, if you’re reading I want to let you know that if you transition to look like that I’ll make sweet love to you, with kisses, cuddles and all that shit.
Also make sure to keep the penis.

>> No.13414052

>>13413965
>He's a 3/10 dude
That implies he's morbidly obese or has some sort of deformity. He's just a skinny average looking but nerdy dude in his early 20s. Actually, the fact that he's not fat means that he looks better than average in America.

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>>13414052
Kek

>> No.13414131

>>13414052
t. reviewbrah
make a gofundme and I will contribute to your sex confirmation surgery fund

>> No.13414155

>>13414052
Not being fat only puts you at the top of the pecking order for women. For men you must be tall, square jawed, and rich. You can be as fat as you like, as long as you satisfy the other criteria.

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Is female reviewbrah even more beautiful and feminine than Skylar?

>> No.13414178

>>13414173
Based /ck/ Skylarposter

>> No.13414182

>>13414064
I'm not sure who that is because I don't follow e-celebs outside of Steve MRE and occasional Reviewbrah videos.

>>13414131
Why are you so obsessed with trannies, faggot?

>> No.13414186

>>13414182
Why are you not obsessed with trannies, faggot?

>> No.13414189

>>13414155
3/10 still implies that someone is hideously ugly. That's the bottom 30% of human beings. Reviewbrah is just some spergy dork but it's not like he has a leprosy or a bad case of shingles that left him covered with pock scars.

>> No.13414193

>>13414186
They should be kept under society's rug where they belong.

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>>13413399

>> No.13414232

>>13414193
Wrong. They should be objectified and spammed across all mass media.

>> No.13414233

>>13414186
after posting on /pol/ as long a I have, you'll start to develop a fetish for tranny and cuck porn

>> No.13414237

>>13414232
They are generally too repulsive looking for that.

>> No.13414242

>>13413472
But afterward she would give a harsh review of your dick to her girlfriends

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>>13414237
Because most women are so pretty and worthy of attention right?

>> No.13414250

>>13414247
Most women aren't spammed across all mass media, trannoid.

>> No.13414264

>>13414250
Incorrect, roastie. Just the attractive ones. Unlike you.

>> No.13414270

>>13414264
>Just the attractive ones
That's what I said. I'm not a roastie but a man with a healthy hormonal balance and no history of childhood abuse which would lead to trannyism.

>> No.13414284

>>13414270
There are ways of fixing that.

>> No.13414289

>>13414284
No need to fix a healthy mind in a healthy body.

>> No.13414290

>>13412862
Slytherian

>>13413946
Ravenclaw

>>13413399
Grimindor

WHERE DA FU is Hufflepuff?

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>>13413946
Fuck you dude

>> No.13414388

>>13414349
Accept it anon, it’s ok in the current year

>> No.13414527

>>13412862
>>13413399
Deep fake brah

>> No.13414705

>>13414527

At the end of the day... Mind You.

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>4 threads about the same topic on one board
>immediately accuses anyone that disagrees with him a shill
Good little /pol/ppet Toothless, keep making people question what they read on 4chan only to use Google to find the truth, good boy
Also sage