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[Anonymous No.13400376]

Best ways to nurse a hangover?

[Anonymous No.13400379]

water

10% strength orange gatorade if it's really horrific

[Anonymous No.13400382]

Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.13400385]

water and aleve

[Anonymous No.13400388]

sex

[Anonymous No.13400390]

>>13400385
>nsaids for gi trouble
you're going to give yourself an ulcer with that shit

[Anonymous No.13400395]

>>13400390
well don't take them until your stomach feels better then

[Anonymous No.13400398]

>>13400395
completely stupid and pointless to take for a hangover at all

[Anonymous No.13400400]

>>13400390
>>13400385
yep, taking aleve for a hangover is almost as moronic as taking tylenol

>>13400376
drink some water with a pinch of salt for electrolytes, jerk off, eat something substantial and smoke a bowl

[Anonymous No.13400401]

>>13400398
then what's your answer, you fucking asshole?

[Anonymous No.13400404]

>>13400376
Cannabis

[Anonymous No.13400414]

Water.
Maybe a very small bowel of oatmeal made with water and no sweetener after 30 minutes of first water intake.
Eye drops.
A short walk.

[Anonymous No.13400416]

>>13400376
Water.

The effects of a hangover are basically dehydration. Just drink some fucking water.

[Anonymous No.13400418]

>>13400401
dude was trying to help you not hurt yourself with bad practices and hes an asshole? chill

[Anonymous No.13400420]

>>13400376
Shoot up some heroin

[Anonymous No.13400421]

>>13400376

If you have the money or the influence you can get an IV drip. I remember back in the day my Chief would tell me he had a hook up in medical where he did this. Come back stupid drunk and get an IV and be good to go after a short stint.

That said, just drink water. While going on a Bender aint exactly the best idea in the world probably cut it with plenty of food and some water inbetween drinks unless your intention is to simply get obliterated.

[Anonymous No.13400437]

>>13400376
- strong cup of tea
- toast with salt & pepper
- instant noodles w/ 2 packs of beef flavouring

[Anonymous No.13400441]

>>13400421
RN here. A lot of the young doctors and med students around here used to put an IV in themselves after we'd been out drinking so they could have a liter of NaCl run in while they slept.
The practice was never condoned of course but it was really cracked down on after one genius fell asleep after putting in the IV catheter but before screwing the saline tube onto it.
Retard almost bled to death through that little piece of plastic over the following hours.

Keep that in mine next time you go see your own doctor; they're retards just like the rest of us.

>>13400376
Plenty of water and a shot of vodka. See if you can keep down a little food, maybe some simple carbs. I'm a grilled cheese man myself.

[Anonymous No.13400443]

>>13400376
take a kudzu supplement

[Anonymous No.13400467]

>>13400376
The real redpill and only true answer, is more alcohol

[Anonymous No.13400476]

>>13400376
>Best ways to nurse a hangover?
lots of water to rehydrate, possibly some smart water or a serving of gatorade thrown into that mix.
Caffeine, and an anti-inflammatory, and aleve is my favorite since it goes 12 hours, will help the pain from the vaso dilation/constriction issue of the migraine pain.
For the rest of the GI trouble, follow BRAT diet and take a proton pump inhibitor (ex Nexium or Pepcid) to calm down that increase in acid production for a day or two. Eat a nice oatmeal bar or bowl of oatmeal to soothe and coat the stomach for longer. I swear by sweet tea in the morning for a couple days, staying away from coffee and OJ. But, you can take a multi-vitamin. I certainly do feel better with a big comfy meal, like a full breakfast or a mcgriddle....but I do not that that chalks up scientifically for any reason due to the high fat in an otherwise irrigated GI lining, and use of the gall bladder and liver in that scenario. There may be a protein connection that helps, someone else may know.

Vita Squad and other "on-call home visit doctors" in Miami Beach, who visit wealthy vacationers, athletes, celebrities, anyone...these types who make $$$$ for hangover IV bag visits, are doing the anti-inflammatories for your pain and inflammation, but also 1) hydration, 2) stomach acid and nausea medication, 3) B and C vitamins, 4) magnesium, which is involved (with vitamin c) in helping eliminate the alcohol by supporting the body's ability to make more and more of a particular enzyme involved in that process, dehydrogenase.

[Anonymous No.13400494]

vanilla milkshake and time

[Anonymous No.13400496]

>>13400376
Lots of water, avoid caffeine, drink a beer or two.

[Anonymous No.13400569]

>>13400376
Weed.

[Anonymous No.13400585]

>>13400569

>Two downers in one go

Nothing wrong could ever come of that.

[Anonymous No.13400586]

>>13400376
>getting hangovers

[Anonymous No.13400589]

>>13400388
damn

[Anonymous No.13400866]

>>13400376
combine with dudelmao for a degenerate/10 way to complete your already degenerate weekend

[Anonymous No.13400876]

>>13400376
I use a chaos magic servitor before I start drinking to prevent hangovers.

[Anonymous No.13401063]

my go to hangover cure is rosół which is basicaly Phở but simpler

[Anonymous No.13401085]

aspirin n electrolytes they say. and spaghetti n noodles out of a can suck

[Anonymous No.13401090]

Order a nice big old 'za from dominos and just chill bro

[Anonymous No.13401093]

>>13400376
Look in mexican stores for suero oral. It's cheaper better flavored pedialyte and boy howdy do I need some right now

[Anonymous No.13401108]

in-n-out brgr, sex with a hot chick and some weed and water afterwards. You can thank me later.

[Anonymous No.13401176]

>>13401093
Is it still that oily texture? It's really the most off-putting thing about Pedialyte

[Anonymous No.13401321]

Not gonna lie and I don't wanna encourage smoking weed.
But the answer is weed + water + saly food. It helps the most.

[Anonymous No.13401335]

Just sleep through the hangover, if you cant sleep anymore have a Bloody Mary

[Anonymous No.13401394]

>>13401176
Not as bad, bc the flavoring is stronger, but you'll never get away from that with so much shit dissolved in it. It actually has warnings on the bottle to not drink too much too fast because it'll pull water from your blood if you do

[Anonymous No.13401406]

>>13400418
Stop talking like a nigger you stupud nigger

[Anonymous No.13401423]

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Anonymous No.13402224]

>>13401406
He's entitled to talk, and keep talking.

[Anonymous No.13402332]

>>13400376
Stay still and feel regret
You won't keep anything down anyways

[Anonymous No.13402339]

Just fucking drink more dumbass. All these retards talking about water are forgetting you can't get drunk off of water, stupid retards.

[Anonymous No.13402388]

literally just pop a xanny bruh anything else is for weak bitches

[Anonymous No.13402395]

>>13400400
>smoke a bowl
Go back

[Anonymous No.13402398]

>>13400376
A walk followed by a warm shower and a hearty meal

[Anonymous No.13402887]

>>13400400
DUDE
>>13400569
WEED
>>13400404
LMAO

[Anonymous No.13402901]

>>13400376
Alcohol.

[Anonymous No.13402947]

>>13400476
Based scienceposter

[Anonymous No.13403362]

>>13400414
>bowel of oatmeal
I'd rather just have the hangover

[Anonymous No.13403367]

>>13400376
Water, Rub one Out, Excedrin, Water.
Shower. Hot
Coffee. Black.
Breakfast. Greasy

[Anonymous No.13403384]

>>13402887
straight edge fags seething

[Anonymous No.13403388]

>>13400376
take the carcass of half a estonian child and add jalapenos to it to please the baltic fruity-ouch-pepper gods.

[Anonymous No.13403682]

>>13400441
There should really be a fool proof way way to limit drinking because if a hair of the dog level is how hard your getting smashed and IV saline level is how hard you get dehydrated. That's just too drunk.

>>13400376
Cold water spicy soup

[Anonymous No.13403694]

>>13403682
Forgot to add weed particularly cbd that you can vape

[Anonymous No.13403796]

>>13400376
Water, salty food, jerk off or have sex, and sauna.

[Anonymous No.13403947]

>>13400376
hydrate prior to drinking and after
salt helps too for electrolytes if you really went at it hard

[Anonymous No.13403964]

>>13400376
weed and gatorade

[Anonymous No.13403980]

Realistically, there is no actual scientific cure, because hangovers aren't really understood all that well. You've been poisoned. Your body needs time, rest, water, and nutrients to heal itself. Your brain will also need some things that are harder to put into words--I like hot showers and walks in the cool and/or cold morning to get the post-drinking blue out.

[Anonymous No.13404032]

Lots of water. Long shower. Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.13404085]

>>13400376
A thick load freshly milked from your wife's bull's BBC.

[Anonymous No.13404123]

>>13400441
How do you fall asleep while your bleeding to death?

[Anonymous No.13404274]

>>13403964
Can't believe it took this long for the true answer. Just get stupidly high and go back to bed.

[Anonymous No.13404311]

>>13400376
Whataburger's Breakfast Burger if you live near one. its a heaping mass of American obesity but itll kill any semblance of hangover.

[Anonymous No.13404319]

>>13400376
Sleep, dramamine, and gatoraide.

[Anonymous No.13404329]

>>13400379
Yeah, this. Water the night before prevents hangovers to begin with, it's 90% dehydration.

Just guzzle water, nibble on something to get something in your stomach, curl up in the shower and sob. Back to fighting form in 90 minutes.

[Anonymous No.13404368]

>>13400376
Along with >>13404319
I've found no weird light transitions is good, very good. That means leave a light on. If I have a nasty hangover and I suddenly change the lighting situation then it just makes it worse, so constant lighting or lack thereof is useful.
Good fresh cool air, that's a good one.

[Anonymous No.13404391]

>>13404329
That's not the point of OPs question now is it? It's not how to prevent it, its how to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.13404400]

>>13400376
A hair of the dog that bit you.

[Anonymous No.13404414]

>>13404391
The bit about curling up in the shower and sobbing wasn't for prevention. I'm not sure that prevents anything.

[Anonymous No.13404458]

>>13404414
Curling up in a shower and sobbing sounds like a rape victem, at least from what I've seen on TV.

[Anonymous No.13404464]

>>13404400
The only real answer here. The secret to a hangover is to never stop. Ever. Quitters.

[Anonymous No.13404479]

>>13400376
Water and pick related

[Anonymous No.13404484]

>>13400376
Drink lots of water and fuck the shit out of someone for an hour before passing out.

[Anonymous No.13404567]

>>13402339
Michelob ultra pure

[Anonymous No.13404584]

>>13400376
Water+food+time. Shower is also nice, provides first step.

[Anonymous No.13404667]

corned beef hash
eggs over easy
pint of guiness
3 oysters shooters
great bar called the alibi in Arcata used to go every wednesday for this, under $20

[Anonymous No.13404675]

Cyclizine for the sickness/nausea
Carb heavy food after than
Maybe another drink if you can stomach it.

[Anonymous No.13404689]

>>13404123
What's one of the most common symptom of blood loss? That's right, loss of consciousness.

[Anonymous No.13404762]

>>13400376
Hair of the dog, mate.
But really, water and electrolytes. And next time make sure you drink more water when you're out getting drunk, it's a lot easier to prevent hangovers than try and deal with them the morning after.

[Anonymous No.13404796]

Water and weed

[Anonymous No.13405325]

>>13400569
not this.

[Anonymous No.13405377]

>>13400400
You fucking cookie cutter FAGGOT! you think smoke is good for your body, you dumb fucking cuck bitch. Im fucking your whore mother no rubber, she taking back shots

[Anonymous No.13405427]

Low dose of any benzo to stop the withdrawal symptoms while your body gets rid of all the acetyldehyde. Vitamin C and meat to help your liver produce the enzymes you need to break it down. Electrolytes to replace all the salts you pissed out. Plenty of water. Some kind of PPI if you get problems with acid reflux when hungover.

[Anonymous No.13405610]

>>13400376
Coffee and masturbating

[Anonymous No.13405626]

The anti dude weed movement around here is fascinating. I imagine it's a mix of boomers and religious whack jobs who've been told it's bad for you their entire lives, and underage contrarians. The anti nausea, and appetite stimulation properties make it a go to for me if I'm hurting the next day. And for those of you who consider it "so bad" so is poisoning yourself with alcohol.

[Anonymous No.13405649]

water + salt/minerals

It's dehydration BUT the alcohol and drinking massive amounts of liquid(pint after pint of beer) flushes out the minerals and salts in your body making you unable to maintain the fluid in your body, since you need salts to keep hydrated. Just drinking water doesn't work you will just pee it out since you can't keep it.

[Anonymous No.13405690]

>>13405626
I dont do any of that cookie cutter nonsense. Go back to your ejaculatorium listening to rap music and swilling beer, you piece of yuman filth

[Anonymous No.13405696]

>>13405377
wanted to fuck your mom too but she way too stinky lmao

[Anonymous No.13405700]

>>13405690
claytonbigsby.jpg

[Anonymous No.13405733]

>>13400376
Pickle juice
Water
rolaids, not tums they are shit
cannabis if you've got it

[Anonymous No.13405817]

>>13400376
Salted lard on toast with a glass of Clamato
T. traditional quebecer

[Anonymous No.13406007]

>>13405626
Weed makes me see people in a demonic light, so I don't really like it. It also does jack all for my appetite, alcohol is better for that. If you want to smoke weed that's fine, but shilling your shitty drug

[Anonymous No.13406016]

>>13404796
lol 420 weed d00d

[Anonymous No.13406082]

Daddy cum

[Anonymous No.13406269]

>>13400585
>combining weed and alcohol is dangerous
Retard.

[Anonymous No.13406299]

>>13406269
my friend went into a coma that way. he was at a party and had 9 shots of vodka and ended up smoking a whole pack of marijuana cigarettes

[Anonymous No.13406397]

>>13400376
Gatorade or Pedialyte followed by water and time

[Anonymous No.13406442]

Breakfast food. Glass of water, tomato juice. Hash browns, sausage, toast

[Anonymous No.13406459]

>>13406299
What a retard. I hope his parents pulled the plug, it's the only logical action when you go comatose from smoking weed and drinking 9 shots.

[Anonymous No.13406470]

>>13406269

You retards shouldn't be mixing drugs period but most stoners are fucking retards so it's not a surprise. Funny thing too since marijuana actually has some benefits, but it's all associated with retards now.

[Anonymous No.13406501]

>>13400376
Not being an alcoholic degenerate.

[Anonymous No.13406530]

>>13400376
Water with a weak cordial in it to help with the taste of your mouth after a night at it.

Instant ramen that isn't spicy. Tonkotsu works well, the broth is more important than the noodles.

Bovril, a beef stock again works great; it's basically more of the broth part of the ramen.

Weak green tea; warm, caffienated and won't make your stomach upset. You can also just keep topping it up with hot water.

That's my go to hangover remedy with a good few ipubrufen and sleep as well.

[Anonymous No.13406542]

>>13406501
based

[Anonymous No.13406555]

>>13400569
cringe

[Anonymous No.13406604]

>>13400376
Stop being a bitch who can't deal with reality and resorts to alcohol to drink their sorrows away rather than finding an actual solution to their problems. Fucking faggot suck my dick then spit the cum back in my mouth homo.

[Anonymous No.13406608]

>>13406604

Most people just drink because they enjoy it not because they're trying to solve a problem

[Anonymous No.13406611]

>>13406608
If you enjoyed life you wouldn't be resorting to drugs. Period.

[Anonymous No.13406613]

>>13406608
Most people are mindless NPC drones.

[Anonymous No.13406614]

>>13406608
They mostly come out at night, mostly.

[Anonymous No.13406650]

>>13406611
Plenty of people only use drugs every so often.

[Anonymous No.13406651]

>>13406650
And they don't fully appreciate life.

[Anonymous No.13406934]

>>13406651
Are drugs not a part of life?

[Anonymous No.13407001]

>>13406604
I agree with you in principle but alcoholic beverages taste good

[Anonymous No.13407078]

>>13400376
Eggs and coffee. That's it.

[Anonymous No.13407141]

more booze
seriously
taper off

[Anonymous No.13407168]

time

[Anonymous No.13407441]

>>13400376
Water, coffee and especially greasy food helped me

[Anonymous No.13407497]

>>13400376
Just drink coffee then sprat shit all over the shower :)

[Anonymous No.13407514]

>>13400376
just drink more. cant get hungover if you're always drunk

[Anonymous No.13407523]

>>13400376
Re-hydrate yourself my man.

[Anonymous No.13407531]

>>13400376
Puking your guts out after drinking water, then drink coffee and shit your guts out, then eat junk food, and finally drink again.

[Anonymous No.13407536]

>>13400376
It's the acetaldehyde, you need DRUGS like gabapentin and you feel better then can resume binging.

[Anonymous No.13407544]

>>13400376
Puke, pee, poop, then masturbate.

[Anonymous No.13407588]

>>13406604
I've found a solution to my problems. I will die and then no more problems. So fuck you and who do you think you are anyway?

[Anonymous No.13407626]

>>13400376
Unironically drink a beer

[Anonymous No.13409033]

>>13400376
My roommate swears by multivitamin gummies.
I just not drink because I am not a retard who can't stand being sober and drinks literal yeast shit.