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>oil and sauce fucking everywhere
>WAAAAAAHHH LOOK HOW DRY THIS IS I CANT EAT IT ;~;
my god why is everyone on yelp such an autist

>> No.13398554

>>13398545
Yelp is pure propaganda.

>> No.13398562

>>13398545
Unironically somehow looks dry as fuck even with the sauce.

>> No.13398589 [DELETED] 

>>13398562
What do you mean, "unironically?"

>> No.13398595

it is dry though, if the muscle fibers of chicken are pulling apart that much it must be overcooked

>> No.13398734 [DELETED] 

>>13398589
without irony? i'll keep an eye on this thread so let me know if any other words give you trouble

>> No.13398875 [DELETED] 

>>13398562
>>13398734
There's already an opposite of "ironic". It's "sincere", "honest", or "candid", depending on the kind of irony in question. Considering you have absolutely no clue what irony actually is (since, in this case, the idea you meant to negate was your possible sarcastic sentiment, given that sentiment != irony), none of us can reasonably have an idea what you actually meant. The best I can do is make assumptions based on the fact that basically no one actually knows how to use English correctly, let alone accurately or clearly.

>> No.13398922 [DELETED] 

>>13398875
language evolves. if "unironically" is used by enough people, which it is, it becomes a word. language is an emergent property of human-to-human interaction, it is not a tangible characteristic of it.

>> No.13398934 [DELETED] 

>>13398922
>language evolves
then how come I can still read shit that was written 500 years ago nigga

>> No.13398941 [DELETED] 

>>13398734
It's also without murder or sex. Should I mention that too?

>> No.13398946 [DELETED] 

>>13398922
Did you mean that unsarcastically. If so, why didn't you mention it?

>> No.13398975

>>13398554
And I meant that unerotically

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>>13398934
Well I guess if you can still read it that means there haven't been any changes since.

>> No.13400278

>>13398545
I never minded dry chicken, it's always served with a sauce anyway.

>> No.13400312 [DELETED] 

>>13398875
I'd be willing to bet only @ 5% of the population could define "irony" and provide examples of it. Most people think it's the same as "sarcastic."

>> No.13400598

>>13398545
Imagine not knowing the difference between dry and juicy chicken. Pro-tip: if it's not brined for at least 4 hours prior to cooking, it's usually dry chicken.

>> No.13400665 [DELETED] 

>>13400276
So why lie and pretend that language evolves?

>> No.13400698

>>13398545
>he thinks drenching a meat in sauce means the meat can't be dry.

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>> No.13400740

>>13400698
Remember that this is /ck/.
Nobody knows how to cook around here.

>> No.13401947

>>13398545
You have to be autistic in general to leave reviews.

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>>13398734
Why would you "ironically" say it looked dry? Is there irony in thinking chicken looks dry? You're a fucking clown.

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>> No.13402591

>>13402194
Yes you stupid shithead, because it's drenched in sauce

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>>13402580

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>>13400728
why can't they just leave

>> No.13402621 [DELETED] 

You too niggers stop arguing about irony

>> No.13402653 [DELETED] 

>>13400312
It's ironic that a person made a song about irony who didn't understand it's definition.

>> No.13402665 [DELETED] 

>>13402653
Yet another drumpf metafor.

>> No.13402673 [DELETED] 

>>13402665
Down vote.

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>>13402591
And you think "unironically" was the correct word choice? Lmao at your life, don't even @ me you fucking goober.

>> No.13403135 [DELETED] 

>>13398934
You can read a large part of it, but many words will have changed meanings in the interim. Egregious used to mean especially good, but it literally means the exact opposite now.

>> No.13403758

Gr8 thread

>> No.13403821

>>13398589
>>13398734
>>13398875
>>13398922
>>13398934
>>13398941
>>13398946

>> No.13403825

>>13403821
>>13400276
>>13400312
>>13400665
>>13402194
>>13402621
>>13402653
>>13402665
>>13402673
>>13403105
>>13403135

>> No.13403829

>>13403821
>>13403825
all (of this is) me.

>> No.13405548

>>13402618
Because you brought them there

>> No.13406341

>>13405548
Not a kike so no

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>>13406341
>doesn't deny being 400 years old

>> No.13406964

>>13402580
anyone who uses this winga dinga font on their phone should be shot

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