/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13396873]

What kind of food can you eat with one hand?

[Anonymous No.13396878]

poor lad, didn't have the high ground

[Anonymous No.13396883]

>>13396878
I bet they had a McDonald's in the death star

[Anonymous No.13396895]

>>13396873
How does he poop

[Anonymous No.13396899]

>>13396895
that bag attached to his stomach

[Anonymous No.13396905]

>>13396895
>>13396899
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.13396910]

>>13396873
Why live in the real world at this point?
Can’t we just isolate his brain in a VR world where he’s living with his normal body in a better world?

[Anonymous No.13396913]

>>13396873
Gonna need a story here

[Anonymous No.13396917]

>>13396905
they're designed to be airtight for hygienic purposes so it shouldn't smell like anything

[Anonymous No.13396918]

>>13396913

This.

[Anonymous No.13396921]

>>13396905
I like to keep mine in the toilet.

[Anonymous No.13396925]

>>13396913
>>13396918
Story was that he was driving a forklift (which he wasn't trained on) and a speeding car caused him to go off a bridge, he tried to jump out and the lift landed on him and slowly crushed him from the waist down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWJU6huPKIY

[Anonymous No.13396946]

>>13396873
>cant even wank because he doesnt even have a cock anymore
>cant even play vidya normally because he only has 1 hand

[Anonymous No.13396949]

>>13396873
a bullet

[Anonymous No.13396951]

>>13396925
Klaus warned us against this

[Anonymous No.13396954]

>>13396925
Moral of the story is don’t wageslave for anyone
I once climbed dangerously unstable ladders to paint boomers houses for $8 an hour
It was stupid and I should have known better than to wageslave like that

[Anonymous No.13396970]

>>13396954
The moral of the story is that his employer is a shitbag who violated OSHA. One of the 3 things they teach you during certification is to wear your seatbelt and that if your lift falls over you need to hold on to the roll cage as tight as you can and DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GET OUT.

[Anonymous No.13396975]

>>13396913

his legs ran away

[Anonymous No.13396982]

>>13396873
McChicken

[Anonymous No.13396985]

>>13396873
OP I just got my hand out of a cast:
Here's a tip, use an instant pot. Buy precut veg, buy chopped stew meat, and use spices already ground. With these omnipotent protips I made
-spaghetti squash with meatballs in the oven
-nachos with fajita veg, beans and hot dogs
-baked beans with collard greens
and of course restaurants are no difficulty.

[Anonymous No.13396992]

>>13396873
What a loser, lol!

[Anonymous No.13397000]

>>13396951
Kek

[Anonymous No.13397011]

>>13396873
>>13396925
that's horrific. hope his lawyers get all the financial aid he needs. medical costs is one thing but life long care and quality of life is another.

[Anonymous No.13397015]

Torso Joe

[Anonymous No.13397017]

>>13396913
Nerve gas

[Anonymous No.13397022]

at least this guy can be easily strogg'd now

[Anonymous No.13397053]

>>13396925
why does that state look so comfy?

[Anonymous No.13397070]

>>13396917
The bag, sure, but it's still covering an open hole to fecal matter. You also can still pass gass into the bag which should be vented so you don't waste a bag. What you're not thinking of is the rushing watery noise of liquid shit pouring into a bag. Not to mention the bulge under his shirt as his bag fills up after every meal.

[Anonymous No.13397073]

>>13396873

Awww shit bro! It's Nugget! SUP NUGGET?! YEAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.13397076]

>>13396913
Didn't listen, made mustard gas, results are what you see.

[Anonymous No.13397078]

>>13396970
For you, m'lady

[Anonymous No.13397087]

>>13397070
RN here.
Some bags allow the gas out through a carbon filter which is quite effective at dulling the smell and many bags can be emptied without changing so you don't have to use a new one every time you fill it.
Either way, it's not any more smelly than normal farting and shitting.

[Anonymous No.13397093]

>>13396925

[Anonymous No.13397095]

>>13396970
This. His supervisor sucks ass. You dont let untrained people run a lift no matter what. The moral of the story is dont do things you arent trained to do. The kid was young and wanted to get a good rep though so I understand that mentality. His supervisor is a complete retard

[Anonymous No.13397098]

>>13397093
>Natalie Goldstein

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[Anonymous No.13397099]

>>13397087
This is everyone with a guest asshole on his stomach believes.

Its not true. You just got used to the smell of liquid shit. To other people you fucking REEK like a bowl of shit left on the sun.

>>13396873
Why even save him at this point? Would have been more humane to just let him die.

[Anonymous No.13397101]

>>13397011
>be retard
>operate dangerous machinery without training because retard
>get scared bc car is on road while you driving on road with forklift
>fuck up
>instead of dying like a good retard get maimed miserably
>suck off society for another 50 or so useless years

[Anonymous No.13397113]

15 minute training video would have definitely saved him.

[Anonymous No.13397119]

>>13397087
This poorfag's insurance will not grant him a high end bag. Even if it did it does not dull the smell and actually smells worse. Regular farts are not the same as directly vented air pushed out directly from a watery pool of shit. Shitting even can be flushed away and not carried around by one's hip for all to see. God help him if it tears or bursts.

[Anonymous No.13397126]

>>13397113
it would have told him not to try jumping out

[Anonymous No.13397133]

>>13397119
>God help him if it tears or bursts.
>MOMMMYYYY GIVE ME WASHY-WASHY REAL QUICKIE-LIKE!!
>MOOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>sounds of wet farts like an angry goose
>MOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NEEED WASHY-WASHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>quiet sobbing coming from the parents bedroom

[Anonymous No.13397135]

>>13396873
well............

at least he'll never fail no nut november now

[Anonymous No.13397136]

>>13397011
>hope his lawyers get all the financial aid he needs.
From where?
Who owes him that money for his own fuckup?
Is it you?

[Anonymous No.13397137]

>>13397136
>american understanding of workplace security

[Anonymous No.13397138]

>>13397136
The employer you legal illiterate blowhard

[Anonymous No.13397140]

>>13397135
he literally has no nuts, anon.
I wonder what that means practically actually. Probably has to take testosterone to keep somewhat resembling a dude.

[Anonymous No.13397143]

>>13397126
You jump out of certain lifts if they tip fucktard. There's a difference between how to handle dumps with a narrow-isle electric and a goddamned propane.

By all means show us more of your ignorance on the topic tho.

[Anonymous No.13397147]

>>13397136
The company for violating the most basic rule of safe lift driving

[Anonymous No.13397149]

>>13397011
>hope his lawyers get all the financial aid he needs
This statement is true but not in the way you think it is.

[Anonymous No.13397151]

>>13397137
>>13397138
>man willingly operates machine without training and does a poor job of it.
>owner of machine is responsible

You guys sure love the taste of Jew lawyer cock.

[Anonymous No.13397153]

>>13397143
I've never been trained on a lift that tells you to jump. If you're in a cage of any sort theres less chance of being crushed vs risking jumping

[Anonymous No.13397158]

>>13397143
>t. never used a forklift in his life
ok Mr. Goldstein

[Anonymous No.13397159]

imagine being in that state...

a reminder to everyone in this thread to count your blessings and not your problems

[Anonymous No.13397160]

>>13397151
It's the supervisors responsibility to operate the workplace safely. The kid was directly told to operate the lift, and hes a dumb young kid who wanted to make a good impression on his supervisor.

[Anonymous No.13397162]

>>13397053
What state? What??

[Anonymous No.13397165]

>>13397160
Ok, now turn that sentiment into dollar bills raining from the sky

[Anonymous No.13397167]

>>13397160
Oh, so he was only following orders.

[Anonymous No.13397169]

>>13397151
>man willingly operates machine without training and does a poor job of it.

Thats the point, retard.He operated machinery without training and in these cases the employer is always responsible. You cannot force or allow anyone to do that, because they endanger themselves and others too. What if his coworker got injured because of his fuckup:

>You guys sure love the taste of Jew lawyer cock.
>projecting that hard while defending corporate interests

Very american.

[Anonymous No.13397175]

>>13397158
>tfw when prolly still certified on two kinds

[Anonymous No.13397178]

>>13397167
Yes. Orders that shouldnt have been given

[Anonymous No.13397181]

>>13397143
this wasn't a warehouse forklift, dildo brain

[Anonymous No.13397192]

>>13397181
where did he say it was a warehouse forklift you dumb faggot? please quote it.

[Anonymous No.13397197]

>>13396925
Hold on.
What the fuck was a fork lift truck doing on the road, just hanging out rearranging the high racking on a fucking bridge?
Something doesn't add up.

[Anonymous No.13397198]

>>13397192
>narrow-isle electric and a goddamned propane.

[Anonymous No.13397206]

>>13397198
doesn't check out, sorry you're retarded

[Anonymous No.13397210]

>>13397206
no u

[Anonymous No.13397235]

>>13397210
That's a telescoping handler

[Anonymous No.13397242]

>>13397235
colloquially known as a zoom boom or a forklift
that's what crushed the kid in op pic
not a warehouse forklift

[Anonymous No.13397248]

>>13397242
What brand?

[Anonymous No.13397251]

>>13397248
i don't know

[Anonymous No.13397269]

>>13396925
What a retarded reaction to have. Imagine if rally drivers tried to jump out of their cars because they hit a bump and started flipping.

[Anonymous No.13397272]

>>13397269
You're comparing trained drivers experienced in high risk situations to a child with 0 training. It's a pretty natural reaction to want to bail if you dont know not to. It's like resisting putting your hands out when you fall forward

[Anonymous No.13397276]

>>13397269
really depends on the type of equipment and the safety features present

[Anonymous No.13397282]

>>13397272
I have zero training and I think he acted like a fucking retard.
But I mostly just want him dead because I don't like his smug smile. We both know you're not happy, cocksucker, stop pretending!

[Anonymous No.13397285]

>>13396873
shit , god left him with one hand but he has no dick anymore.

How do you masturbate if you dont have a dick anymore.

[Anonymous No.13397291]

>>13396925
>a picture of a naked person that is 100% worksafe
I don't know why I think its unique or cool but I do.

[Anonymous No.13397297]

>>13397282
It's easier sitting back and analyzing a situation than being in one. Its like saying this quarterback is dumb because on one play he missed an open receiver, when the only reason you know that is because you're watching from an arial view in a non stressed setting

[Anonymous No.13397299]

>>13397285
you cant

doesnt seem like he even has his prostate to rub for pleasure

literally nothing down there

[Anonymous No.13397300]

>>13396878

[Anonymous No.13397301]

>>13397272
>>13397276
It shouldn't require training to know that heavy things that are falling over are not good places to put yourself under.

[Anonymous No.13397302]

>>13397297
I have been in accidents. Never tried to jump out the fucking window.
No training.

[Anonymous No.13397303]

>>13397269
If I were driving a piece of construction machinery I wouldn't swerve out of a cars way. The car is losing that fight 99 times/100

[Anonymous No.13397307]

>>13396925
>untrained forklift driving
Not even Klaus would approve