/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13393942]

What's /ck/'s opinion on food challenges? Have you ever tried one yourself? My local burrito place has a 5lb one that I'm gonna try out today.

[Anonymous No.13393953]

your mom challenged me to eat her pussy and I won

[Anonymous No.13393954]

by the way I'm gay, not sure if it matters

[Anonymous No.13393966]

i think they're either easy or they are impossible
i dont see the point
a 5lb burrito for example can't be very difficult to do

[Anonymous No.13393968]

gluttony is a mortal sin anon

[Anonymous No.13393969]

>>13393942
fat people ruined them so they are all impossible now

[Anonymous No.13393984]

I tried this monster burger challenge once, I hadn’t eaten anything so I was able to eat the whole thing. It wasn’t that bad, though I haven’t ever done any food challenges after that.

[Anonymous No.13393993]

Used to work at a pizza place that sold giant slices of pizza by the slice. You had to eat 2 of their huge slices (basically the size of half a large pizza) in 10 minutes. It was a do-able challenge for most normies. Winning got you a free t-shirt. It was pretty smart since you basically make people buy 2 slices of pizza instead of 1, they win a cheap shirt to feel proud that they won a challenge and they advertise your business for you.

This place was family owned and successful enough to have 2 locations and was working on building a 3rd one.

Not all challenges are meant to be epic and totally unrealistic. It was a pure marketing thing IMO.

[Anonymous No.13394012]

I ate a dozen ghost pepper wings at some dive down the road. It wasn’t an official challenge and the waitress tried to talk me out of it. I finished all of them, won nothing, drank two pitchers of beer, then went home and shat fiery water for three days. Hot sauce challenges are dumb and I am too.

[Anonymous No.13394082]

>>13393968
Your mum and I committed a mortal sin just now but we're still breathing, hers quite heavy in fact.

[Anonymous No.13394178]

The other day, I was going down on OP's mom, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

[Anonymous No.13394216]

>>13393969
typically fat people can't eat as much in one sitting as a thing person, because the fat compresses their internal organs, and their stomach can't inflate as much

[Anonymous No.13394232]

Yes I did
In Wellborn TX I mastered the "aggie challenge", a mighty 12 egg omelette filled to the brim with Peperoni, ham, bacon, sausage, cheese and veggies
It wasn't fun lads, the last quarter was just painful swallowing bit by bit but I managed it and got a free shirt

[Anonymous No.13394307]

>>13394216
I compressed OP’s moms internal organs with my inflation

[Anonymous No.13394312]

>>13393942
I think they're pretty based desu

[Anonymous No.13394323]

>>13394232
I made a 6 egg omelette at home the other week. Ham cheese onions and peppers. I felt like crap for most of the day.