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What are the essential /ck/ approved pizza toppings?

>> No.13393781

>>13393771
Imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating that

>> No.13393785

pineapple.

>> No.13393790

not pineapple

>> No.13393799

I'm going to be alone on my birthday this Sunday, what pizza should I order /ck/?

>> No.13393801

any of the following
>sausage
>anchovies
>jalapeno
>pineapple
>onion
>canadian bacon
>bell pepper
>grilled chicken
>diced tomatoes

>> No.13393802

>>13393771
any type of sausage/salami
onion
banana peppers or hot peppers, not bland ass bell peppers though

>> No.13393810

Kebab and hamburgers

>> No.13393891

Why is pineapple on pizza the hill that young people have arbitrarily decided to die on? You can get broccoli on pizza and in Japan they substitute the pizza sauce for Thousand Island dressing, but pineapple is the thing that gets their knickers in a twist.

>> No.13393913

>>13393801
I've literally never seen a pizza with anchovies on it let alone eaten one. it's always something I see in tv or movies but never in real life. are they really worth trying?

>> No.13393923

>>13393891
people have been whining about pineapple on pizza as long as I can remember, its not some zoomer trend

>> No.13393926

>>13393913
No, it's a complete meme actually. Makes your pizza taste like it washed up on the beach. Fish and cheese just objectively don't belong together. Anyone pretending to like anchovy pizza is only doing so in an attempt to seem interesting. In other words it's the reddit of pizza toppings

>> No.13393931

>>13393913
depends. if the sauce is tangy and the mozzarella is salty, they will ruin it. it's just salt bombs on the pizza, and usually is not a good topping

>> No.13393934

>>13393926
>Fish and cheese just objectively don't belong together
>muh arbitrary rules

>> No.13393940

>>13393926
I'm genuinely sorry you've never had lobster macaroni and cheese and if I knew you I would gladly take you out to dinner and buy you some. I agree about the pizza thing though, anchovies on pizza is a bit much, oysters on pizza though? Fucking solid.

>> No.13393948

>>13393781
>vinegary shits
maybe stick to rice

>> No.13393971

>>13393940
>eating sea bugs

>> No.13394059
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13394059

>>13393771
Vegetables on pizza is fucking sacrilege, why ruin a good, cheesy, meaty, carby meal with slimy, cold, soggy greens?

>> No.13394066

>>13394059
stupid child

>> No.13394069

>>13394059
you're american aren't you

>> No.13394073

pepperoni and olives or sausage and onions, always an extra large pie, meatball and extra cheese as an alternative

>> No.13394077

>>13393926
That's why I'll never understand the appeal of tuna melts. They're just okay, don't deserve how overrated they are.

>> No.13394097

>>13393913
Worth trying for sure. You’ll either love or hate the salty & savory punch they deliver. They are great in greek salads too. You can discount anyone who says they taste “fishy” because they’ve never actually tried one.

>> No.13394107

>>13394077
I'd like one with fresh chopped tuna and good cheese, as they are they're just a poor alternative to ham and cheese

>> No.13394117

>>13394097
a good thin crust with anchovies is a special thing, you can't eat a lot of it at once and I recommend getting a cheesesteak sub or something with it

>> No.13394135

>>13393785
>>13393790
>>13393801
S o y

>> No.13394150
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>>13394135
>S o y
hahahaha he said the thing!

>> No.13394189

>>13393913
I'm partial to them when combined with both ham and pineapple. Other anons are correct when recommending thin crusts, too.

>> No.13394696

chopped horse schlong.
Use it as a replacement for pepperonis

>> No.13394764

>>13393771
Roasted red pepper
Garlic
Fresh mozz
Grilled chicken
Artichoke
Red onion
Sausage
Arugula
Spinach
Basil
Grilled onion
Bacon
Pineapple
Pesto (sauce)
Marinara (sauce)
Brussel sprouts
Anchovies
Parmesan
Salami
Honey

>> No.13394768

>>13393771
Pineapple and ham.

>> No.13394791

>>13393771
Mushroom, pepperoni, and sausage. The most based pizza combo ever.

>> No.13394815

option 1 - Pepperoni, bacon, black olives, onion and green bell pepper

Option 2 - White garlic sauce, shrimp, spinach, bacon and red onion

>> No.13394929

>>13393785
With based bacon and based jalapenos.

>> No.13395155

>>13394059
you're not entirely wrong, but well-cooked vegetables can be really amazing on pizza. Spinach on pizza is amazing. Raw onion works as well. But put that on after the baking. No moisture loss and everything making things soggy.

>> No.13395192

>>13393771
Salami and onion is always a good choice.

>> No.13395198

Why are thin-sliced scallions never an option on pizza?

>> No.13395239
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>>13393771
Peach, pineapple, and banana. Yummy!

>> No.13395250

>>13393771
Nothing but cheese.

>> No.13395254
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>>13395239
Does Emperor Palpatine's granddaughter Rey go good on Pizza? Or Would Ben Solo's sacrifice after joining the light side go better?

>> No.13395263

>>13395254
No one fucking cares about soy wars

>> No.13395370

>>13394059
Eat your peas, zoomer.

>> No.13395377

>>13393771
Absolutely nothing. Nothing you put on top of it can even come close to salvaging it, as it is a horrendous, disgusting meme food. I fucking hate pizza so god damn much no matter where it is from. The texture alone makes me want to vomit, nevermind the combination of hot, soggy tomato sauce and greasy, rubbery and/or stringy cheese.
And it wouldn't be so bad, you know, if I could tell people this without them looking at me like I've just murdered their entire family in front of them. "But Anon! You have to love pizza!" "Anon, what the fuck is wrong with you?" "But pizza is sooo good!" No you faggots fuck off. It's a fucking shitty food for the most bottom-of-the-barrel greaseballs. The only part of pizza I take joy in is seeing those who consume it become as greasy and round as the food itself. Utterly deplorable.

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13395387

Egg and cheese