/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13389199]

Thoughts on grocery mommies?

[Anonymous No.13389200]

forgot link to her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRLn2B5aI4

[Anonymous No.13389201]

a thread died for this

[Anonymous No.13389210]

>all that yogurt
mommy should learn how to make yogurt herself.
A giant steam table pan filled with warm water, on top of a hotplate, will incubate 2 gallons of yogurt at a time.

[Anonymous No.13389217]

>>13389210
I'm pretty sure you can't make yogurt out of water

[Anonymous No.13389238]

>>13389199
Based
You want your women focused on things like this so they don't get involved with "climate change" or adopting some piccaninnie from Africa.
Keep their mind focused on hearth and home, and the raising of children.

[Anonymous No.13389244]

>>13389199
>>13389238
There's something incredibly hot about women from the South and Midwest who don't give a fuck about anything except for Jesus, family, being a good wife, and eating good.

[Anonymous No.13389247]

>>13389238
>You want your women focused on things like this so they don't get involved with "climate change" or adopting some piccaninnie from Africa.
>Keep their mind focused on hearth and home, and the raising of children.

The sad truth is that modern day white women make horrible wives and even worse mothers.

[Anonymous No.13389250]

>>13389244
Sorry, those white women are an extinct species, like the Dodo bird. They don't exist anymore.

[Anonymous No.13389259]

>>13389217
Scrape all the calcium deposits left behind by hard water and you can.

[Anonymous No.13389265]

>>13389247
>>13389250
No, they still exist. I've seen them with my own eyes. They're just harder to find, but they are still out there.

Also, part of the blame has to go to the men. Men should be the ones maintaining frame in the home. Just like part of the blame goes to the parents when you have a shit kid, part of the blame goes to the husband if you have a shit wife.

Don't fall for the incel/mgtow demoralization. Do your best in choosing a girl and go for it.

[Anonymous No.13389269]

I hate soccer mom retards like this. Good job, you got a bunch of about-to-expire food for $90. Now your family can enjoy eating bagels and yogurt for every meal over the next two weeks rather than you actually cooking for once.

[Anonymous No.13389273]

>>13389238
>>13389244
>>13389247
This, based and redpilled. Proud to have renounced modern women, they don't deserve my time and money.
Praise Kek

[Anonymous No.13389279]

>>13389199
I want a grocery mommy to milk my prostate

[Anonymous No.13389290]

>>13389265
>Don't fall for the incel/mgtow demoralization. Do your best in choosing a girl and go for it.
Not at all. I have an nice, loving asian wife that likes to cook and is tidy around the house. She's also smart and makes as much as I do.

Infinitely better than my 1st white fat cunt of a wife that blew up immediately after we married.

[Anonymous No.13389292]

>>13389273
>praise kek
Go back to ribbit.

[Anonymous No.13389295]

>>13389269
This, women are simply idiots compared to us.
>>13389265
Ah, spotted the feminist. Time to fuck off back to plebbit, kid

[Anonymous No.13389310]

>>13389295
>>13389273
Your shilling is not fooling anybody.
Why don't you go back to plebbit and talk about the "drumphf" impeachment, or go dilate your front hole, or go do something, I don't care.
Just fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13389319]

>>13389247
>The sad truth is that modern day white women make horrible wives and even worse mothers.
Agreed. When western society falls, it will not be by the hands of Asians nor Muslims, it will be by the doings of white women.

[Anonymous No.13389320]

>>13389310
>feminist worn out whore hole detected
You aren't fooling anyone sweety. Go suck some Chad dick, while I improve myself and stick to 2D women. Can't wait till you turn 30, your looks fade, you have a nigger baby and is all alone, while I'll be sitting on a 7 figure salary, have an Asian or white conservative wife (without tattoos or a sexual past) and white children with God on my side.
You will never be a woman, go dilate

[Anonymous No.13389326]

>>13389319
Think we can firmly place the blame on women, Jews, blacks, nonwhites, atheists, socialists, sexually active people, vegetarians, and liberals.

[Anonymous No.13389338]

>>13389326
Nope. Just white women. They're the key enablers of social destruction.

[Anonymous No.13389339]

>>13389326
naw, man. entitled white women are the main problem. even as a poc, i can see this plainly.

[Anonymous No.13389356]

>>13389338
>>13389339
Agree. Ever heard about /r9k/? We could use more of your type. Have a look at the board, and feel free to join in. Would love to hear your thoughts on the things we discuss over there.
Keep up the good fight, brethren.
Now let's get back on topic.
When I get a conservative wife, I will expect her to do the grocery shopping (but getting what I want)

[Anonymous No.13389371]

>>13389250
>>13389247
>>13389290
>>13389338
>>13389339

[Anonymous No.13389414]

>>13389326
The blame is solely on white women. Asian, Arabs, and Latinas were all about being an obedient housewife and taking care of the family until they were tainted by white woman liberalism.

[Anonymous No.13389427]

>>13389414
Anyone but men are responsible, I feel. In a world dominated by men, this wouldn't have happened. Love it or hate it, we need to return to a society where we can discipline women again and treat them like the cattle they are (and we get to have one each, that we pick ourselvse)

[Anonymous No.13389432]

>>13389427
>In a world dominated by men
Men are prone to following our dicks, which is why white women really control society from the deep dark shadows of their vaginas.

[Anonymous No.13389436]

>>13389199
Her family is gonna end up hating yogurt

[Anonymous No.13389437]

>>13389427
This, except incels don't deserve partners and should not be allowed to have one.

[Anonymous No.13389439]

>>13389326
extremely based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.13389441]

>>13389432
This. It's their fault that we can't control ourselves.

[Anonymous No.13389444]

>>13389427
>In a world dominated by men
White cuck beta males can't make a decision without a white woman's permission.

[Anonymous No.13389449]

>>13389441
Nobody said the word "fault" except you.

But yeah, white women do control the world with their pussies.

[Anonymous No.13389451]

>>13389444
>White cuck beta males can't make a decision without a white woman's permission.

[Anonymous No.13389484]

>>13389290
>Asian wife
Come on dude.

[Anonymous No.13389485]

>>13389199
food to raise fat and stupid kids

[Anonymous No.13389486]

>>13389210
just use a slow cooker

[Anonymous No.13389496]

>>13389485
That's the American way

[Anonymous No.13389502]

>>13389199
I bet she fucks niggers at the weekend

[Anonymous No.13389505]

>>13389247
>thinks it’s limited to white women
Any first world female is the most disgusting surface on the planet.

[Anonymous No.13389513]

>>13389505
This. Compared to us, they are simply vile

[Anonymous No.13389541]

No one:
Nobody at all:
Not a single soul:
/ck/: REEEEEE FUCK WOMEN!!!

[Anonymous No.13389546]

>>13389541

[Anonymous No.13389547]

>>13389444
>White cuck beta males can't make a decision without a white woman's permission.

[Anonymous No.13389549]

>>13389541
this but strictly ironically

[Anonymous No.13389550]

>>13389444
>White cuck beta males can't make a decision without a white woman's permission..

[Anonymous No.13389554]

>>13389238
kek based.

[Anonymous No.13389557]

>>13389541
Sort of like feminism against men? if the left could self reflect they’d never speak again.

[Anonymous No.13389559]

>>13389541
How do I retweet this

[Anonymous No.13389564]

>>13389557
No, nothing like that you complete nit. What is it with you guys and your obsession with false equivalences?

[Anonymous No.13389566]

>>13389444
>White cuck beta males can't make a decision without a white woman's permission

[Anonymous No.13389569]

>>13389564
It’s completely like that. Incels in general are a creation of the left not just in the sense that left wing policy has created that misery but also because you’re the ones who spawned a culture of entitlement and belief in equality over freedom. Incels are the bastard child that has ruined the lefts political career.

[Anonymous No.13389593]

Idk. Been dating an older single mom. She is a damn good cook and fucks me a lot.

[Anonymous No.13389614]

>>13389199
she looks so dumb and I bet she fucks like a wild beast

[Anonymous No.13389618]

>>13389238
Why would you say something like that? Picanninie? You are a horrible person and I see why all the kids come to this site, so no one will know who they are when they recite hateful rhetoric like this. Remember what comes around, goes around.

[Anonymous No.13389632]

>>13389618
abloobloobloo

[Anonymous No.13389646]

>>13389265
>Also, part of the blame has to go to the men.

This. I literally don't even know any "men" who aren't manchildren. Can't expect a traditional housewife if all the men are cooming star wars watching retards playing video games all day

[Anonymous No.13389702]

>>13389618
I wonder if she has a coupon for a dilator because you're in desperate need of one

[Anonymous No.13389726]

>>13389618
People like you are why there might be armed conflict in America.

[Anonymous No.13389730]

>>13389199

[Anonymous No.13389763]

>>13389614
Nah, that type usually has less animation than a pillow.

[Anonymous No.13389769]

>>13389569
>the right believes in freedom
Oh, I am a laughin'!

[Anonymous No.13389812]

Does the bitch not realise that discount grocers sell food that expire within like 48 hours?

[Anonymous No.13389820]

>>13389769
They do though retard. The left believes in equality over freedom and the right believes in freedom over equality, for example affirmative action. You left wingers are all such retards.

[Anonymous No.13389847]

>>13389593

im dating a girl my age who fucks good and cooks a lot

[Anonymous No.13389952]

>>13389618
Why would you sound so gay?

[Anonymous No.13390092]

>>13389847
What mix of mutt is she? There could be allowances made depending.

[Anonymous No.13390511]

>>13389244
>women from the South and Midwest who don't give a fuck about anything except for Jesus, family, being a good wife, and eating good.

If I had such a wife, I would unplug from the internet entirely, join and become involved in a church, and just ride off into the sunset until I'll old and become one of the elderly men who meet every morning for breakfast at hardees.

[Anonymous No.13390526]

>>13389238
based

[Anonymous No.13390684]

>>13389238
fucking BASED

[Anonymous No.13390697]

>>13390511
If you join any random evanglical church in the middle of nowhere it's not really difficult to obtain that life. The hard part is finding a job in nowhere that pays well enough to support a family. For that you basically have to get lucky or be so charismatic that you can convince all the bible boomers to pay you for something. Not as hard as it might sound, but not exactly easy either.

[Anonymous No.13390711]

>>13389290
This is a cooking board not /pol/ or /r9k/. You don't have to lie.

[Anonymous No.13390760]

Reminder to never date girls that wear more than lipstick

[Anonymous No.13390765]

>>13389200
How can I judge this vid without seeing all of mommys mom body.

[Anonymous No.13390792]

>>13389371
>tfw don't see anything wrong with the left
>tfw will give her the world anyway
>tfw will do anything to get her to stay
>tfw wish you were no longer alone

[Anonymous No.13390812]

>>13389200
>homeschools children
>has them on a steady diet of jesus and assembled tinned and processed garbage
This woman is the definition of a controlling matriarchal mother.

[Anonymous No.13390836]

>>13390812
not one of her kids will ever be fucked up enough to seek out 4chan

[Anonymous No.13390997]

>>13389238
>>13389244
Yeah, I definitely want my wife to feed my children Kraft mac and cheese, snack packs, and cake made from box mixes and canned frosting (or hamburger helper, whatever that shit on the left is). Fuck off kikes.

[Anonymous No.13391020]

>>13389730
lol that's quite an oddly specific fetish

[Anonymous No.13391022]

You guys are a bunch of faggots. My wife is totally cool.

[Anonymous No.13391059]

>>13391022
okay

[Anonymous No.13391071]

Lora of butthurt roasties on this thread
Laughing so hard, its true that coming to 4 chan means you are in the bottom 10% of men but also makes you bottom 1% of women
Cheer up honey in a couple years you will be able to marry your cat in california so you dont have to be alone anymore

[Anonymous No.13391078]

>>13391022
Reminder that anime isn’t real

[Anonymous No.13391118]

>>13390511
>>13389244
cringe as fuck

>>13390997
based

[Anonymous No.13391151]

>>13389244
t. doesn't actually live in the midwest or south

[Anonymous No.13391168]

>>13391071
jokes on you, My husband and I browse 4chan together

[Anonymous No.13391276]

>>13389200
>>13389199
She looks like a proper corn-fed WHITE woman.

Based.

[Anonymous No.13391278]

>>13390792
>>tfw don't see anything wrong with the left
Not even her busted Ferengi teeth?

[Anonymous No.13391825]

>>13389199
A lot of premature heart failure on that counter, where are the fruits and vegetables? Not counting the youghurt

[Anonymous No.13391844]

>>13389199
>>13389200
She looks like she might have fetal alcohol syndrome. It's a little hard to be sure, because her upper lip seems to be fairly developed.

[Anonymous No.13391863]

>>13389199
If by 'grocery mommies' you mean women who do grocery shopping, then yea some are bad and some are good. Lol if you don't get depressed going to the grocery store and seeing all the trash other people buy. Every time I go, I see an old dude buying 6-7 Banquet frozen dinners. His wife probably died and the poor bastard never learned how to cook for himself. Now he stretched out his social security check on dollar meals to kill him sooner. It's an awful fate wracked by indigestion and long minutes on the toilet, wiping your tortured asshole until the blood appears. I've seen old grandmas do the same too. A lot of people just never learned to cook or shop. Please go to the bookstore and get a cooking book you like.

[Anonymous No.13391869]

>>13389199

This “grocery mommies” phrasing is deebly disturbing. Men can menstruate, birth children, lactate, grocery shop and all the rest. Stop oppressing trans people with your bigoted language.

[Anonymous No.13391907]

>>13389238
>>13389244
This. Don’t go for the woke women.

[Anonymous No.13391922]

>>13391869
I’m curious do you actually think this is a funny post? Yeah we all can see it’s obvious sarcasm but its so obvious and hamfisted that it has no comedic value. So if it’s not for comedy then it must just be a dog whistle (that everyone can hear). I guess what I’m saying is please try to be more interesting in the future. I look forward to you assuming I’m whatever boogeyman lives in your head that inspired your lazy ass post.

[Anonymous No.13391936]

>>13390792
bruh that things a swamp hag at this point you could go gay and it'd be less pathetic

[Anonymous No.13391937]

>>13391922
People are sick of trannies, get over it.

Studies are showing that LGBT acceptance is tanking too. Drag queen story hour isn’t maybe the best thing for trannies but it sure does rule up the “christcucks” so keep that up, OK?

[Anonymous No.13391941]

>>13391922
I don’t think it’s funny or a “boogeyman”. This is life and death for people like me. If you can’t respect me I assume you are trying to kill me.

[Anonymous No.13391944]

>>13389199
>over 200K views

[Anonymous No.13391945]

>>13389273
Trump niggers are tradfags, not incels

[Anonymous No.13391947]

>>13391922
This is one of the most repulsive posts i have read on this site. Respect trans people or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.13391975]

>>13391947
Trans people don’t respect other people. Why respect them back?

As a white, hetero male, I only have respect for people who don’t attack my race, sex, and sexual choices. This should be obvious but the left thinks it is immune from consequences.

[Anonymous No.13391976]

>>13391975
Mutts aren’t white.

[Anonymous No.13391977]

>>13391941
So a dog whistle, gotcha. Looks like it’s working too. All these retards opining over muh libruls in a thread about grocery shopping

[Anonymous No.13391995]

>>13391977
Are you enjoying your anonymity? You get enjoyment bashing trans people on then internet? Make you feel tough?

[Anonymous No.13392922]

>>13391869
Literally can't wait until this country collapses Weimar style and you demons rot in death camps for the glorious Reich that rises from the ashes of your degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.13392934]

>>13391869
>This “grocery mommies” phrasing is deebly disturbing. Men can menstruate, birth children, lactate, grocery shop and all the rest. Stop oppressing trans people with your bigoted language.

AND STOP OPPRESSING PEDOPHILES YOU RIGHT WING BIGOTS!!!

[Anonymous No.13392939]

>>13392934
>AND STOP OPPRESSING PEDOPHILES YOU RIGHT WING BIGOTS!!!

if you don't support pedophiles, you are literally an Alt Right Nazi.

[Anonymous No.13392953]

>>13389199
She has like 10 kids so she has to shop like that.

[Anonymous No.13392970]

>>13392934
>>13392939
> no fucking way this is real
> googles Todd Nickerson
> fuck this world

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xydjjd/a-pedophile-opens-up-about-being-targeted-by-vigilantes

A Pedophile Opens Up About Being Targeted by Vigilantes

Due to the stigma surrounding pedophilia, it's difficult to know how many people are affected by it, although experts have estimated its 0.5 to two percent of the general population.

"stigma"
"affected"

PEDOPHILES ARE THE REAL VICTIMS!!!

[Anonymous No.13392978]

>>13392970
>PEDOPHILES ARE THE REAL VICTIMS!!!

[Anonymous No.13393002]

>>13389199
unlike europeans or even asians, americans have no real culture so they fill that void in their lives with stupid shit like "grocery shopping", "coupon queen", "champion cup-stacker",

its kinda sad, really

[Anonymous No.13393028]

>>13391869
bait

[Anonymous No.13393048]

>>13389199
This chick is literally built from the ground up for BBC. Anyone else think so?

[Anonymous No.13393049]

>>13392978
jesus christ, that guy might be the textbook picture of a "pedo". he's probably thinking about raping kids as they took the pic.

[Anonymous No.13393144]

>>13393049
it gets even worse, that guy has a literal fucking steel claw instead of a right hand

[Anonymous No.13393230]

>>13393048

[Anonymous No.13394221]

>>13393048

[Anonymous No.13394330]

>>13389547
The face of a broken man

[Anonymous No.13394338]

>>13389618
Oh shit, I'm sorry. I meant nigger.

[Anonymous No.13394345]

>>13389238
i wish i had a woman focused on grocery shopping or anything a normal wife should be focused on that has children. mine just does the craft thing and wants to drink coffee like a douche wife.

[Anonymous No.13394351]

>>13389290
maybe i should trade mine in for one of those.

[Anonymous No.13394770]

>>13391944
>over 200K views

you underestimate the number of women who would love to show off their grocery purchases to the world in a youtube video and say a little thing about each item

[Anonymous No.13394794]

>>13394345
You got roped in by the pussy. It's your own fault.

[Anonymous No.13395032]

>>13389199

[Anonymous No.13395087]

The world's gone to hell. The 80's was the last great generation where "normalcy" was taught/expected at home. The 90's+ things just started the down hill shit slide. That slide ain't stopped yet either. b.1983.

[Anonymous No.13395110]

>>13395087
if you were born in 83 you cant talk about that decade like you actually experienced it you goofball

[Anonymous No.13395148]

>>13389199
No opinion... But Ben Solo joins the light side and sacrifices himself for Rey (Emperor Palpatine's Granddaughter)

[Anonymous No.13395230]

>>13391907
imagine thinking a personality-void suburban dimwit who cooks processed trash from walmart every night of the week is a desirable partner

>boxed macaroni and cheese
>shitty bagels
>boxed cake mix
>canned tomatoes
>marshmallows
>bottom of the barrel factory farm eggs
and fucking 1% milk and margarine lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.13395238]

>>13392978
>>13393049
>>13393144
Glad we can all agree that since he's ugly he deserves only scorn

[Anonymous No.13395255]

>>13395230
Her shopping is comfy in a mom-core sort of way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu5vBstZMGY

[Anonymous No.13395514]

>>13389247
>The sad truth is that modern day white women make horrible wives and even worse mothers.

based truth

[Anonymous No.13395720]

>>13389238
>>13389244
Based.

>>13389247
Demoralization glowie.

[Anonymous No.13395767]

>>13389550
latin is literally white tho

[Anonymous No.13396867]

>>13389199
this is sad

[Anonymous No.13397501]

>>13389265
this loads of Polish girls here in the UK. They have standards and expect you to have standards. It's very refreshing.

[Anonymous No.13397520]

>>13389199
>hoarders holding up the line at the grocery store with their ludicrous quantities of shit when I just wanna get the fuck home
Fooking 'ate 'em, simple as

[Anonymous No.13397905]

>>13389238
Poltard ass licking faggot

[Anonymous No.13397920]

>>13389238
unironically this

very based

[Anonymous No.13397926]

>>13393002
how many times a year do they dance in the street? once? twice? once?
if only we had access to such cohesive habits

[Anonymous No.13397933]

>>13395767
Only in the last fifteen years, when white racists started trying to bolster their dying stock by including people they used to hate in their ranks.

[Anonymous No.13397947]

>>13397920
What do you mean, "unironically?"

[Anonymous No.13397965]

>>13395032
>this is why we cant have net neutrality
FUCK normalfaggots, fucking fuck them so god damn much, holy shit, i despise their entire existence, fuck these braindead creatures unable of an actual original thought

[Anonymous No.13397987]

Better that than putting on a pink pussy hat and joining a climate march ; )

[Anonymous No.13398005]

>>13389730
Fucking baller.

[Anonymous No.13398011]

>>13391863
Learning to cook to sufficient standard to feed yourself cheaply and healthily takes a few months at the absolute most. I have no sympathy.

[Anonymous No.13398435]

>>13397947
It’s incel speak

[Anonymous No.13398439]

>>13391863
Thanks to based feminism old men of the future won't have fallen into that trap.

[Anonymous No.13398445]

>>13397987
>putting on a pink pussy hat and joining a climate march
That sounds hot af!

[Anonymous No.13398458]

>>13395032
Only tumblr could get this worked up over a guy who commissions wonderbread porn.

>HOLY SHIT SHADMAN REFUSED A COMMISSION FROM THIS GUY
Unsurprising. The concept is pretty boring and doesn't do anything except dilute the Shadbase brand.

[Anonymous No.13398463]

>>13395148
>star wars spoilers
You'd get much better screencaps for discord on reddit where people actually care.

[Anonymous No.13398512]

>>13389199
Hate 'em. They slow up the line at the cashier. Fuck those entitled cunts!

[Anonymous No.13398579]

>>13389200
Is she a Down's patient? My parents later retarded cocker spaniel was smarter than dis gal. The South must pump extra lead into it's water to produce this.

[Anonymous No.13398599]

>>13391278
Ah my friend do not forget the 109th rule of acquisition.

"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack."

[Anonymous No.13398676]

>>13391071
I am a lesbian with a beautiful wife tho you dumdum scrote

[Anonymous No.13399963]

>Thoughts on grocery mommies?

I want one that doesn't have basic shit taste like OP's mommy does

[Anonymous No.13399981]

>>13398676
Im gay btw if that matters

[Anonymous No.13400381]

>>13389199
>>13389200
autistic flyover mom

[Anonymous No.13400590]

>>13390711
>I'm a retarded nigger, rape my face.
The post.

[Anonymous No.13400593]

>>13391168
Homo.

[Anonymous No.13400599]

>>13389200
How the fuck do you consume that much yogurt before it expires?

[Anonymous No.13400602]

>>13389200
These are the kind of people that vote for Trump

[Anonymous No.13400605]

>>13389199
>sugar, carbs, fat

Is this how Americans eat? There's 90dollars worth of stuff and only eggs can be considered healthy.

[Anonymous No.13400610]

>>13400605
theres milk

[Anonymous No.13400617]

Flyover Americans should be pushed into the sea

[Anonymous No.13400826]

>>13400617
t. orange county soyboy

[Anonymous No.13400893]

>>13400617
Nah, just corral all of them into MS, AL, OK and TX and let them devour each other.

[Anonymous No.13400931]

>>13400826
How come flyovers never have any actual retort and just cry "soy" whenever somebody makes them cranky?

[Anonymous No.13400935]

>>13397905
disease ridden sodomite

[Anonymous No.13400960]

>>13398676
show gf's pussy and bobbs

[Anonymous No.13400967]

>>13400599
Yogurt lasts a very long time in the fridge. Do yuropoors leave it on the counter or something?

[Anonymous No.13401034]

>>13400931
i'll post a retort when you post a reason for your irrational hatred of flyovers

[Anonymous No.13402801]

What percentage of people buy this type of stuff?

[Anonymous No.13402862]

>>13402801
The entire flyover population of @ 40% of the US coincidentally, trumps base of support.

[Anonymous No.13403179]

>>13389199
i love it when they add jalapenos to it

[Anonymous No.13403233]

>>13389199
grocery mommy pls

[Anonymous No.13403382]

>>13389244
>eating good
Bruh