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Can we get a /ck/ humor thread going here

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>> No.13386960

>>13386945
>>13386956
Haha these are really funny :)

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>>13386967
sneed

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White women be like

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>>13386945

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>> No.13387281

these are all not good

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>>13387168

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>>13387272
imagine being that one worthless loser who orders no cheese.
You know damned well the others took turns on his wife later that night.

>> No.13387312

>>13386960
kek

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>> No.13387327

>>13387168
Niggers be committing 50% of crimes while only being 10% of the population
Niggers be abandoning their children and growing up without fathers
Niggers be getting shot by cops

>> No.13387329

>>13387281
garfield one was funny

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>>13387329
I gotta have a good meal

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>> No.13387375

Is it just me or has this site as a whole gone to shit since Gen Z hit? Just a bunch of drones expecting to be spoonfed humor. Maybe try using your brains instead of posting sad "show me your meme" threads

>> No.13387382

>>13387375
YLYL threads are about as old as 4chan retard

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>> No.13387395

>>13387375
nigger

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>>13387375
It was never good, dumdum.
Far be it from me to defend the zoomers but they're definitely creating at least as much OC as the oldfigs were back in the day.

>> No.13387413

>>13387375
Nah, they had to invent the "post 3 of your own first" rule just because people have been zero effort since the shit came online.

>> No.13387426

>>13387408
Haha good one

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>>13386945
>The Difference Between Soul Food and Southern Cuisine, Explained

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>>13387389
nice jpg

>>13387413
I think I remember that being a rule on ConsumptionJunction. Definitely not something new.

>> No.13387438

>>13387427
Southern cuisine is soul food if it sucks

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I'm so dejected and irony poisoned that seeing non-political cringe "normie" content warms my heart. Like being a kid again

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>>13387438
>>13387427
It's all shit poor people food regardless.

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>>13387447
Such a bullshit video, but it's pretty cool that they got both Bailey Jay and Andrew Anglin to be in it.

>> No.13387480

>>13387462
Holy fuck is that really BJ?

>> No.13387489

>>13386945
Not that I would know, but this is the most reddit thread I've ever seen.

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>> No.13387563

>>13387311
Imagine the smell lol

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I recommend saving this one.

>> No.13387711

>>13387313
Good one

>> No.13387729

>>13387489
You exposed yourself.

>> No.13387739

>>13387438
*if it was actually good

>> No.13387760

>>13387427
this looks like your average pajeet or ethiopian slop
i assume at least some of those posters flexing on pajeet or ethiopian food are southern since you've got to figure a lot of the ameircan racist posters are from there. so what gives?

>> No.13387767

>>13387311
fatties don't have sex stupid

>> No.13387769

>>13387286
XDDD UPVOTE, HOW RANDOM

>> No.13387770

>>13387327
>niggers are also trash so that means white women aren't trash!
not how that works

>> No.13387793

>>13387770
ok jew
>goyim are trash, so that means being kicked out of 109 different countries doesn't mean jews are trash

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>> No.13387811

>>13387793
>you think white women are trash? OMFG JEW
peak soyboy

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>>13387823
I want to buy RavingRHM a beer

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>>13387830
>sugars ending in -ose

>> No.13387849

>>13387281
They're funny in one specific layer of irony.

>> No.13387852

>>13387830
I want to strangle every last one of these cocksuckers to death.

>> No.13387888

>>13387439
dude ur so dark and twisted

>> No.13387892

>>13387852
For being allergic to something?
A condition literally out of their control?
Restaurant menus don't list every ingredient and being informed of your customer's allergies can be the difference life and death

>> No.13387894

>>13387830
How does one acquire this many allergies?

>> No.13387899

>>13387894
dye your hair blue or green

>> No.13387907

>>13387845
>Western women

>> No.13387915

>>13387892
Yes.

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>> No.13388008

>>13387327
>>13387793
Wow. Why are you so hateful?

>> No.13388010

>>13387921
lmao I remember when I was a kid and was getting some popcorn chicken from those areas at walmart that sell the chicken, potato wedges, and other stuff and I saw the "Caution: Hot don't touch" sign and was like "pssh let me see about that nigga" and touched the glass the sticker was on and was like yeah that's pussy shit lol then I touched the metal underneat the glass and blistered my finger for days

>> No.13388011

>>13386960
>These are really funny

Fuck me, you need to get outside more

>> No.13388015

>>13388011
You've been had. :)

>> No.13388017

>>13387242
>shucks

What the fuck does that word mean?
Is that even english?

>> No.13388018

>>13387892
Fuck off or bring an Epi-pen.
>allergic to sugars ending in -ose
That’s known in medical circles as a ‘death sentence’, as the human body runs on glucose.

>> No.13388025

>>13387286
Whatever American homo.
>Doesn't state that the rest of the American meals for the day are either deep fried or just fried.

>> No.13388031

>>13387311
Imagine being that 17 year old loser, in his mom's basement, no effort to get a job, she works 3 jobs, so that junior can have electricity and his tendies.....

>> No.13388032

>>13387327
What??

>> No.13388036

>>13387168
love steven universe

>> No.13388037

>>13387168
>dog nut
I feel sick. I don't want red rocket referred in foods. I prefer not hear it anywhere, honestly.

>> No.13388044

>>13388017
how old are you?

>> No.13388056

>>13387819
How does he get out of there?

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>>13387294
>can be spelled
No, you stupid hag, they should be spelled doughnuts. Donut is a branded bastardization of the word doughnut done by Dunkin Donuts.

>> No.13388066

>>13388025
it's a joke..

>> No.13388091

>>13388017
i assume "shucks" is to "shit" as "frick" is to "fuck"

>> No.13388144

>>13387852
marry me?

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>> No.13388167

>>13388044
Older than you, homo.

>> No.13388170

>>13388066
So is America....

>> No.13388171

>>13388066
>it's a joke

So is America as it stands.

>> No.13388217

>>13388167
dumber, though

>> No.13388226

>>13388025
Rent free

>> No.13388327

>>13388017
shuck is a verb for the act of removing a shell or covering.
For example:
Bob quickly shucks his oyster.

>> No.13388335

>>13388018
I think all sugars end in -ose. I'm pretty sure that's part of their chemical naming. Like ethyls, and ols.

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>>13388017
>>13388327

>> No.13388369

>>13388335
giving us the facts

>> No.13388373

>>13387373
Near reddit thread humor

>> No.13388382

>>13387894
Lack of natural selection.