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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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13385911 No.13385911 [Reply] [Original]

>No webm thread

>> No.13385919
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>>13385911
you called?

>> No.13385933
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>>13385919

>> No.13385939
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>>13385919

>> No.13385943

>>13385933
how does he dilate?

>> No.13385946

>>13385919
Was waiting for the girl pounding the gigantic dildo into her ass.

>> No.13385947

>>13385919
>>13385933
>>13385939
what are some americans really get out of there?

>> No.13386013 [DELETED] 
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>>13385946
I'm glad someone still watches the stupid egg faggot

>> No.13386035

>>13385911
You mean thread where people post the same shit they've been posting for the last 5 years?

>> No.13386040
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Did you know there's no such thing as a truly original idea? the human brain generates concepts based on what it has already experienced and mishmashing them together in weird ways. This associative process is the entirety of creative thought. What you fuckers are doing here is just repeating things you've seen with modifications from and hybridization with other things you've seen. I mean i can't blame you for not doing something else, because, like I said, that's the only way we actually create things, so props for trying to create things I guess. I would like you to be aware of what you are doing though.

>> No.13386044

>>13385946
You mean the middle school girl that kinda looks like catgoddess?

>> No.13386046

>>13386040
aluminum pancakes

>> No.13386048

>>13385946

now that's an egg for I want to see

>> No.13386054

>>13385911
>No webm thread
And that's a good thing.

>> No.13386061

>>13385933
this is a rare surely king

thanks, added to collection

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>>13386035
whats a matter kid? too much sugar for ya?

>> No.13386103

>>13386100
Holy shit that looks awful

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>>13386044
>You mean the middle school girl

>> No.13386531

>>13385939
>surly king of the egg fort uses the time stone to make infinite egg sandwiches

>> No.13386631

>>13386100
that's gonna be a fucking yikes from me bros

>> No.13386640

>>13386100
OMG! glorious.... what have we as humans done to receive such an EPIC gift from he gods?!

>> No.13386644

>>13385911
Imagine the smell

>> No.13386671

>>13386100
Hopefully went out of business the next day.

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>> No.13387206

>>13386100
why would anyone ever want to eat that

>> No.13387228

>>13387206
That's for posting on Instagram, not for eating

>> No.13387423

>>13385911
>No webm thread
Well yeah it's the same webms every thread for the last 5 years

>> No.13387445
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>>13386100
A new challenger arrives!

>> No.13387487
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>>13387445

>> No.13387514

>>13385911
that unironically looks like my body shape

>> No.13387585

>>13387514
please be in london

>> No.13387599

>>13386724
Ninja kid

>> No.13387617

>>13386100
>takes a bite
>pass out

>> No.13387628
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>>13385911

>> No.13387715

>>13385933
It's a green screen. Not a mirror. Wouldn't work in real life.

>> No.13387724

>>13386100
This is ABOMINATION in the eyes of the Lord.

>> No.13387731

>>13387628
This is a classic.

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>> No.13387878

>>13387863
Jumped out of my seat when I saw the face

>> No.13387913

>>13386100
I wanna eat it...

>> No.13387987

>>13385919
>>13385933
BTW you lovers of the surly egg faggot should be thanking me for getting people to actually watch this worn out af webm just to see if I inserted something in it. HAHAHAHAHA

>inb4 I inserted something into your mom’s ass
Shut the fuck up and behold the demise of the egg faggot

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>>13387863
Awful

>> No.13388147

>>13387863
I thought ethnics knew how to cook

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>>13385911

>> No.13388151
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>>13386724

>> No.13388163

>>13385939
>fucking American tourists demanding a refund.

>> No.13388165

>>13386100
cereal on dessert is the lames shit. change my mind

>> No.13388190

>>13388150
id take that whole pot of bacon

>> No.13388191

>>13388151
wtf... they're a genius as expected

>> No.13388192

>>13388147
She's a white British 'person'.

>> No.13388198

>>13388192
Shes not white

>> No.13388200

>>13388190
> Le Bacon XD

>> No.13388203

>>13388198
Have you seen the show? Seemed white to me with an obsession with fake tan and terrible make up

>> No.13388221

>>13388151
>"YOU AIN'T THE ONLY ONE WIT' QUICK HANDS! WAAAH!"

>> No.13388234

>>13385943
he freezes the eggs then inserts them

>> No.13388235

>>13386044
MODS

>> No.13388237

>>13388151
why do chinese hate sparrows so much

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>>13388237

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>>13387863
is that from come dine with me?

>> No.13388251
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>>13388203
dont bother explaining it to the retarded american

>> No.13388257
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last one for now

>> No.13388274

>>13386100
cotton candy around icecream is a interesting idea, everything else about is it shit

>> No.13388291

>>13388249
Yes

>> No.13388319

>>13385919
>>13385933
>>13385939
/ck/...home...

>> No.13388331

>>13386100
First time coming here, and this is what I see

>> No.13388336
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>>13388319

>> No.13388378

>>13388248
I like this video because it upsets me how stupid his plan is and how easily it can be taken apart in real time. But utterly satisfying when everything possible falls apart.

>> No.13388412

>>13388257
When people say 2 nukes wasn't enough they fail to understand how much nuclear testing was done in the Pacific up until the late 80s/early nineties. I think 2 nukes was 1 too many.

>> No.13388426
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>>13388412
Two nukes was either way too much or not nearly enough.

>> No.13388440

>>13388257
fuck why??
nasty as shit

>> No.13388467

>>13387863
Oh my fuck.

>> No.13388474

>>13386100
horrible
i wanna eat it

>> No.13388490

>>13386100
ghastly

>> No.13388497

>>13388198
That is a spray-on tan, my man.

>> No.13388502

>>13385911
Is that even a real animal? what is it?

>> No.13388507

>>13385939
THE EGG PRINCE

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>>13388502
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulum_cheese

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>>13387170
why

>> No.13388718
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>> No.13388755

>>13385939
how does he get in without repairing all of the eggs

>> No.13388764

>>13388718
Isn't the guy on the left doing a "this is how you don't eat pizza" thing?

>> No.13388783

>>13388764
Yes. And the one on the right is a staged video for The Chive

>> No.13388814

>>13388764
it doesn't matter what he advertised it as - he does it wrong.

I never saw anyone dip off excess grease from a pizza. this is gayer than france.

>> No.13388836

>>13388814
>even when I'm wrong I double down and get madder

>> No.13388843

>>13388718
>the duality of man

>> No.13388876

>>13388151
Why? What is the reason for this? Why are Chinese so heartless bros?

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>> No.13388885
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Does this count as /ck/?

>> No.13388886
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>>13388885
Or this?
>>13388888

>> No.13388974

>>13388876
Read about mao and how they all became scavengers and desperate for any sort of food due to government harvest quotas.

>> No.13389046

>>13388718
The virgin flyover vs the chad coastie

>> No.13389070

>>13389046
Other way around, lafag

>> No.13389144

>>13388885
>>13388886
I wish I had enough space to start beekeeping.
My dad knows a lot about bees and it sounds like a pretty nice way to get honey, but my faggot neighbors will complain and/or kill my bees.

>> No.13389194

>>13388876
These people lived through actual communism. That does shit with you.

>> No.13389230

>>13388331
You should just leave, this board isn't very good

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>>13388249

>> No.13389258

>>13388237
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign

>The "Four Pests" campaign was introduced in 1958 by Mao Zedong, as a hygiene campaign aimed to eradicate the pests responsible for the transmission of pestilence and disease: the mosquitos responsible for malaria; the rodents that spread the plague; the pervasive airborne flies; and the sparrows – specifically the Eurasian tree sparrow – which ate grain seed and fruit.[1]

>The government also declared that "birds are public animals of capitalism".[2]

>By April 1960, Chinese leaders changed their opinion due to the influence of ornithologist Tso-hsin Cheng[2] who pointed out that sparrows ate a large number of insects, as well as grains.[8][9] Rather than being increased, rice yields after the campaign were substantially decreased, as the extermination of sparrows upset the ecological balance, and insects destroyed crops as a result of the absence of natural predators.

>With no sparrows to eat them, locust populations ballooned, swarming the country and compounding the ecological problems already caused by the Great Leap Forward, including widespread deforestation and misuse of poisons and pesticides.[10] Ecological imbalance is credited with exacerbating the Great Chinese Famine, in which 15–45 million people died of starvation.[11][12]

chinks are dumb, those two are probobly old enough to have needed to catch and eat birds to survive.

>> No.13389268

>>13386100
this webm gave me diabetes

>> No.13389278

>>13387170
what am i watchin?

>> No.13389328

>>13389278
American "cuisine"

>> No.13389329

>>13389328
i thought that webm was from mexico

>> No.13389332

>>13388150
Looks like the student buffet worth 5$ entry at Texas State, except our selection was 3 times bigger.

>> No.13389334

>>13389329
America is a de facto mexican district.

>> No.13389400

>>13389070
>In-n-out exists in flyoverland
Inbred retard

>> No.13389413

>>13386100
I think im pre-diabetic from watching this

>> No.13389428

>>13388513
I hope he laid there and contemplated shit for a while and then got fit/

>> No.13389440

>>13389144
I know this fucking feel bro.

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>>13387863
Would still fuck

>> No.13389551

>>13386100
This is actually a new breakfast cereal patented under the name ‘diawheaties’

>> No.13389552

What the fuck happened in the OP video? Can someone explain please!?

>> No.13389561

>>13386100
disgusting

I love sweets but I wouldn't eat that shit on my highest day

>> No.13389565
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>>13386100

>> No.13389568

>>13388412
its Korea ya dummy

>> No.13389576

>>13388249
God I wish that was me.

>> No.13389599

>>13389552
it's cheese ripened in an animal hide, it's a really old way of doing it

>> No.13389685

>>13386100
Yeah.

>> No.13389691

>>13387170
After all this time, what still annoys me the most is the way they disect the bag of cornchips and delicately place each one with a pair of tongs.
Just fucking rip it open and pour it out. Jesus she seriously thinks this is some sort of high cuisine and she's auditioning for master chef or some shit.

>> No.13389742

>>13386100
how does eating a lot of sugar like that affect you? for me it would make my teeth hurt, and give me a stomachache and headache

>> No.13389751

>>13389691
You think im going to pay for some unappealing slop when the lovely lady dumps chips into a tray? Fuck you

>> No.13389864

>>13386100
BRB CONTRACTING DIABETES

>> No.13389895

>>13387199
The photography on this one is excellent. Food is really hard to shoot on video.

>> No.13389931

>>13388718
>the Virgin food eating vs. the Chad feast

>> No.13389954

>>13386100
I know a girl that would love this. Not for the taste, just cause it's "white trash cute".

>> No.13389971

>>13387170
why does she just put water onto it?

>> No.13389979

>>13388249
>>13388251
whats with these bitches and torturing cocks?!

>> No.13390039

>>13388885
Imagine being a bee seeing your nest destroyed right in front of your eyes just for food.

>> No.13390044

>>13387514
>>13387585
kek

>> No.13390067

>>13387170
Jesus Christ STOP PUTTING MORE SHIT ON IT. FUCK.

>> No.13390070

>>13388257
>when you had enough of the tentacles raping you so you decide to eat its offspring

>> No.13390086

>>13387206
>>13388274
>>13388474
fucking americans
>>13389742
one day i woke up with the exact symptoms of a hangover because i binged on sweets the day before. worst hangover i ever had, actually

>> No.13390097

>>13387170
I have seen this and all the other similar webms so many times and not once has someone mentioned what it is, where its from, what outlet makes this shit, no information whatsoever. so please, can one of you Mexican/American faggots please give some details on what the FUCk this shit is?

>> No.13390111

>>13387206
>>13386631
>>13386103
>>13386671
>>13387724
>>13388274
>>13388490
>>13389561
whats wrong with you prissy faggots. its like 4 or 5 sweets in one. they would all taste fine on their own, its not something you would eat often, and it looks like it would be nice. id only eat a few bites though. get a grip you faggots.

>> No.13390123

>>13390039
>bee
>feelings

>> No.13390141

>>13387170
Mexican "cuisine"

>> No.13390146

>>13386100
santa maria purisma

>> No.13390166

>>13387863
did she just use the oven mitts to stir the food?

>> No.13390186

>>13387170
>Doritos and Top Ramen
Isn't that a Prison meal? Is this like a over-the-top prison meal?

>> No.13390188
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>>13390123
beelings

>> No.13390192

>>13387199
>Italian food
>Roll a pizza on a taco
I died

>> No.13390208

>>13387628
What a showman

>> No.13390222

>>13386100
this should be illegal.

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>>13388249

>> No.13390534

>>13387863
I am currently very angry.

>> No.13390543
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>> No.13390560

>>13389230
I can tell

>> No.13390579

>>13387170
I've seen these webms for years and still have no idea what the fuck this is called.
Are these made specifically to be posted on /ck/ to fuck with people browsing it?

>> No.13390581
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>>13390579
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tostilocos
Common enough.

>> No.13390599

>>13390581
>tfw moved from texas to the northeast coast, far from all this great salty/sweet/savory/sour mexican shit
why the fuck even live

>> No.13390605

>>13388249
yes, where's yours from?

>> No.13390659

>>13389691
>After all this time, what still annoys me the most is the way they disect the bag of cornchips and delicately place each one with a pair of tongs.
>Just fucking rip it open and pour it out. Jesus she seriously thinks this is some sort of high cuisine and she's auditioning for master chef or some shit.
Mexicans are pretty serious about hygiene in street food and food stalls. You'll smell bleach they used to wipe off countertops and wall tales, when you walk into an ice cream parlor or drink stand. You'll have a bottle pulled out of an ice bath completely dried before the bottlecap is opened for you, so that city water from the ice isn't consumed.

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>>13387445

>> No.13390876
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>>13387445

>> No.13390902
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>>13390543
>Ima buy this.
>Spray on my dick.
>Go pick up fat chicks.

>> No.13390918

>>13386044
Wait, are you telling me that was a middle schooler? I'm talking about the clip inserted into the egg man webm.

>> No.13390937

>>13390772
it didnt have to end like that...

>> No.13390946

>>13390772
rest in peace

>> No.13391119

>>13390772
too soon...

>> No.13391211

>>13385911
the thumbnail looked like a guy had some cats submerged inside a water filled clear plastic bag.

>> No.13391226

>>13386100
wtf is this abomination?

>> No.13391230

>>13385911
His head is so big. But his arms are very tiny.

>> No.13391290

>>13390039
>just for food
What do you think the bees use the honey for you retard

>> No.13391293

>>13391290
honey is nothing more than bee cum

>> No.13391337

YOU ARE IN THE SAME THREAD
AS THE FORCE BEHIND THE KALI YUGA
OPTICS MEAN NOTHING TO MUADIB

>> No.13391371

>>13387199
I've always admired the comedic build and timing here. Starts normal, gets a little silly, then right after the eggs show up and you start to suspect it's a joke the fucking pizza comes in and it immediately spirals into absurdity. good shit.

>> No.13391840

>>13386100
how are you even supposed to eat that

>> No.13391846

>>13390902
y'all got any more of dem frames?

>> No.13391856

>>13386100
As an American: What the fuck?

>> No.13391867

>>13390166
>>13387863

this was the part that damaged me the most

>> No.13391876
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>> No.13391917
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>>13386100
Why do women eat this kind of stuff?

>> No.13391925

>>13390166

Yes, she just 'stirred the steaks'.

Can't anybody put a proper sentence together anymore?

>> No.13392043

>>13388876
>Decisive Tang victory
>30 thousand civilians eaten

>> No.13392049
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>>13386040
That's not really true, though. There are truly novel inventions and discoveries out there like the Ranque-Hilsch vortex tube and the wheel and the laser.

Just because you're too dumb to come up with these things doesn't mean everyone is.

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>>13389258
>>13392043
>>13389565
Well put.

>> No.13392079

>>13391925
Lmao retard (you)

>> No.13392149

>>13390111
You simply want to have a sugar rush, you ADHD-addled child.

>> No.13392186

>>13387170
i'm actually curious what it'd taste like, but the entire thing is just off-putting

>> No.13392800

>>13391917
>Sugar: 250g
I feel like that should be a crime.

>> No.13392809

Does anyone have the one where they use 5lbs of butter to make a caccoon for a chicken?

>> No.13392845
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>>13392809
I don't think so.

>> No.13392851
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>> No.13393024

>>13386100
nothing in that shit even taste good together.

>> No.13393030

>>13387445
well technically such a small candy floss is barely a spoon worth of sugar

>> No.13393034

>>13387863
los steakas de l'americas....

>> No.13393050

>>13390543
it's useless to just put a really thin coat of fat on a pan, the oil is there to transmit heat to the food, you need enough of it to moisten the surface of the food. Just don't poor the leftover fat in the meal, fatty.

>> No.13393109

>>13386100
I was expecting it to get deep fried at the end

>> No.13393148

>>13391876
>there’s someone right now jerking off to a woman crushing bread with their face

>> No.13393184

>>13388876
>We mass slaughter animals daily
>But suddenly its 'heartless' to see a Chinese person catch a wild one to eat later

>> No.13393355

>>13390039
Why do you niggers even come on here? Bees given home and protection with human planted food. Take little honey at time as fee.

>> No.13393897

>>13386100
Looks tasty imo

>> No.13393905

>>13386100
I'm fat and probably have type II diabetes, and even I think that's fucking gross.

>> No.13393938

>>13386044
I'm afraid to know more about this but at the same time I'm tempted to see more

>> No.13394033
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>>13386040
"nothing is creative and every idea has been explored before hurr hurr"

Yeah very epic. If no one and nothing is creative, then everything is. Its a all a matter of perspective, and you choose to have a retarded, contrived, and unoriginal perspective.

>> No.13394067
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>> No.13394084

>>13391876
>>13393148
i could get into that, ngl

>> No.13394098

>>13393050
>Just don't poor the leftover fat in the meal, fatty.
who are you to tell me what to do, you limp wristed faggot

>> No.13394122

>>13387628
typical Erdogan ;)

>> No.13394238
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>> No.13394251

>>13391917
Calcium?

>> No.13394392

>>13391876
I'M GONNA.......
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.13394397

>>13394238
*has a stroke and loses the use of half of his body*

>> No.13394401

>>13394238
Looks too well put together. I'll have to assume Jack didn't make that sandwich.

>> No.13394415
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>> No.13394423

>>13393184
>instantaneously killing a cow or pig with a bolt to the brain
>capturing a sparrow and slowly suffocating it in a plastic bag
>this is the same thing

>> No.13394434
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>>13388249

>> No.13394719

>>13386100
God I hate hipsters

>> No.13394772
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>>13394238
Aw yeah Jack is back

>> No.13394790

>>13394423
Cry harder, peta fag.

>> No.13394966

>>13386100
I fucking hate americans

>> No.13395040
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>> No.13395134

>>13388257
Some Cthulhu shit going on.

>> No.13395147

>>13395040
How'd he get the gimp hand anyway? A stroke from being a lardass?

>> No.13395150
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>>13385911

>> No.13395151

>>13395147
2 actually. Next one might be the big one.

>> No.13395152

>>13386100
My teeth hurt just by looking at that

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>>13385911
OP is a faggot. And Ben Solo joins the light side and dies for Rey (Emperor Palpatine's Granddaughter).

>> No.13395159

>>13388251
>>13388249
what the fuck is this???

>> No.13395170

>>13387628
Turkish icecream men are like this all over the world. They are legit trolls.

>> No.13395172

>>13395157
good luck with middle school

>> No.13395175

>>13395157
People have known this for weeks and nobody gives a shit about star wars anymore.

>> No.13395176
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>> No.13395196

>>13392845
what cuisine is this?!?

>> No.13395207

>>13391876
day 10 of my low carb diet

>> No.13395226

>>13395159
Those are called geoducks. Native to the west cost of north america. I call them dick clams.

>> No.13395264

>>13387170
>>13390581
This shit doesn't look that bad until they absolutely smother it in those god knows what sauces

>> No.13395297

>>13390543
Do...?

>> No.13395299

>>13390772
Was she best girl?

>> No.13395311
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>>13391876

>> No.13395318

>>13392851
How

>> No.13395325

>>13386100
what the fuck is wrong with people? i would never eat that and even looking at it makes me sick.

>> No.13395427

>>13390581
just imagine smoking some lmao then eating one of those...

>> No.13395431
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>>13386044
>>13386044
>middle school girl

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>>13385933

>> No.13395437

>>13390659
based

>> No.13395440

>>13394790
t. faggot

>> No.13395443

>>13387628
fucking love turks

>> No.13395454

can anyone provide me a link to the video of the crazy lady making meatballs who couldn't chop an onion properly? she was very adamant about the sodium content of the tomato sauce she used.

>> No.13395501

>>13391876
good thing im high as fuck right now.

inb4 >dood weed

pills

>> No.13395525
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13395525

>>13394397
*makes a video on how to make bacon muffins the next day*

>> No.13395562

>>13392845
the carrot action shots get me every time

>> No.13395588

>>13386100
do americans really?

>> No.13395623

>>13391876
So this is why Asians all have such flat faces, I have always wondered.

>> No.13395646

>>13395151
I thought the dead hand was from the third one.

>> No.13395660

>>13390039
bees literally naturally produce 50x more honey than what their hive needs

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>> No.13395695
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>> No.13395709

>>13394067
morons

>> No.13395818

>>13389576
You'd have some chick pouring boiling water over your dick?

>> No.13396209
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>>13395667
Christ almighty

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>>13395695
wtf obviously le jews are making this to turn white people into gay faggots and take care of black babies so that the jews can take over the world for greater israel. pic related, proof because cooking is politics

>> No.13396235

>>13395667
shine on you crazy diamond :_:7

>> No.13396263

>>13390902
>pepper grinders are too mainstream, gotta make sure we have some paper towel shreds mixed in there so it looks cooler when we smash it with a pan

>> No.13396313

>>13395150
Literally a boy made of soy

>> No.13396374
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>>13395318
They're fighting back

>> No.13396379
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>>13390543
>Butter lovers
>Falling in love with butter
>and you thought butter couldn't get any better

>> No.13396487

>>13395176

>> No.13396492

>>13396487
>>13395176
what the hell is this from

>> No.13396529

>>13395150
>soilate.webm

>> No.13396627

>>13386100
this is the most american thing i ever seen.

>> No.13396661

>>13388718
i just search for faggot eating pizza on youtube and it was the first result, thx u jewtube.

>> No.13396688

>>13388814
>I never saw anyone dip off excess grease from a pizza
I do it if it's got a bit too much

>> No.13396990
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>>13396379
Do you not like butter?

>> No.13397036

>>13396379
butter makes everything better anon
might not be good for you but it tastes damn good

>> No.13397309

>>13388147
Ethnics are humans. They're perfectly capable of being irredeemable fuck ups.

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>>13397309
>Ethnics are humans.
Debatable.

>> No.13397325

>>13397317
>not realizing that this is satire
I thought you whites were smart

>> No.13397332

>>13386100
My teeth fucking hurt just looking at this.

>> No.13397338
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>>13397325
>he thinks it's satire
But I know, super power in 10 days.

>> No.13397429

>>13395150
Bless this man, he knew what he looked like and sacrificed himself for a meme

>> No.13397458

>>13395150
That actually looks pretty cool.

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>>13396990
Haven't seen this in a while. But I think my life expectancy just dropped about 2 years by just watching that.

>> No.13397560

>>13396990
It's literally swimming in butter in the last frame.

>> No.13398452

>>13396263
that's not a paper towel and the pepper stays coarse using this method

>> No.13398765

>>13395525
i wonder if the doctor told him why he got that stroke

>> No.13398769

>>13394772
>that tongue
this is lewd

>> No.13398772

>>13395150
he couldn't resist doing the face

>> No.13398785

>>13390039
>imagine having some giant ugly monster clean your house every spring so you can store new nectar/bee bread and make more brood

>> No.13398788
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>>13395695
>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
........wait

>> No.13398821

>>13395695
>flaccid

>> No.13398842

>>13395318
Simple physics. Pressure builds up and the whole thing eggsplodes.

>> No.13398891

>>13389328
>>13389334
t. hasn't ever been to America

>> No.13398905

>>13385946
So post it faggot

>> No.13398932

>>13386100

Cotton Candy cunny

>> No.13398940

>>13387170

MORE SAUCE
>please sir have mercy
I SAID MORE!@

>> No.13398948

>>13387199

The narration makes it 10x better. How much do you think a beast like that would cost?

>> No.13398951

>>13398891
why would i go to a third world country?

>> No.13398964

>>13387863

The sauce at the end just looks like a murder scene out of Dexter.

>> No.13398989

>>13388249

She now owes it 5 dollars

>> No.13398997

>>13388257

>when the muck bangs you

>> No.13399010

>>13397505

I scream. you scream. The police come. It's awkward.

>> No.13399051

>>13386044
Who is Catgoddess cant find anything on her

>> No.13399087

>>13396990
The onions stewed in butter is a nice idea for a burger but they take it way too far.

>> No.13399144

>>13397338
sometimes my poop looks like that

>> No.13399378

>>13388718
Guy on the right just got out prison ... can tell by his clothes.

>> No.13399422

>>13387170
>>13390581
They look absolutely disgusting. No wonder so many Mexicans are obese now.

>> No.13399444

>>13393148
Straight up have gotten off to breadface yeah.

>> No.13399500

>>13391876
in all my life i never expected a half chub to bread smashing but here i am...

>> No.13399532

>>13395501
Ok.

>> No.13399558

>>13392845
>5lb butter
>whole bottle of wine
>multi-angle carrot penetration closeups
Transmission received from planet Based.

>> No.13399561
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13399561

When you just want some webms but you have to scroll through a swarm of faggots screaming at each other over the internet

>> No.13399576

>>13394415
Rindpilled. try this at home if you are based

>> No.13399588

>>13387628
I love how he just gives the old lady a lot of napkins because he's a based guy

>> No.13399613

>>13399561
This is only a problem for phoneposters, who are too unbased and bluepilled to deserve easy access to dank webms.

>> No.13399637

>>13395695
>traditional

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>>13396990

>> No.13399700
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>>13391917
>posting the regular one
heh nothing personnel, kid

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>>13399700
Fake news.

>> No.13399891

>>13386100
This is gay

>> No.13399902

>>13387628
Haha them damn turkish ice cream men.

>> No.13399910

>>13388150
If i was charged 30 fucking dollars for that boring bullshit im pretty sure id spill that oatmeal on the floor out of spite

>> No.13399913

>>13388257
I mean...what about this would even be remotely enjoyable?

>> No.13399917

>>13388718
If i found out that my son was a submissive gay bottom, I could live with it and still love him.
If I found out he ate pizza like this cunt id fucking disown him.

>> No.13399919

>>13399913
Raw squid tastes little different from cooked squid. The independent motions would probably make it more enjoyable. You've probably had your tongue and lips wrapped around a clitoris while the associated woman orgasms hard. It is a good sensation.

>> No.13399922

>>13386040
Retard level reasoning

>> No.13399956

>>13394423
You forgot the part where that cow or pig was stuck inside a tiny ass prison their entire lives and forcefed chemical garbage everyday.

>> No.13399995

>>13398765
He blocked the doctor for being mean.

>> No.13400077

>>13388876
why are ants heartless? because they breed en masse and have no need for empathy. Not communism, not culture, it's genetic.

>> No.13400201

>>13385911
>69 images
Oh no no no

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>>13400201

>> No.13400734

>>13387445
Now imagine her gobbling up your cock.

>> No.13400768

>>13390772
>butter side down
IM ACTUALLY FUMING

>> No.13400806

>>13397317
>video tries to be satire
>but its just how poo-in-loo´s actually eat
they forgot the part where his hands are covered in shit though

>> No.13400843

>>13390039
bees fully embrace Camus

>> No.13401415

>>13397036
I agree, I love butter. I don't need a shitty gizmo to make me "fall in love all over again." The implication with that webm is that people stopped liking butter because it wasn't aerosolized.