/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13380585]

For me, it's these.
I don't even give a fuck, they taste great and I've been eating them for 20 years without any negative affects.

[Anonymous No.13380590]

>>13380585
Plus the fresh breath and super clean teeth are a nice bonus

[Anonymous No.13380609]

>>13380585
I ate part of one as a kid I remember it tasting like a really bad cookie

[Anonymous No.13380613]

>>13380585
The dog is on the computer again.

[Anonymous No.13380614]

I ate a couple over the years, tastes like a very dry, chickeny cracker.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13380629]

more like your master cant afford the bacon strips

[Anonymous No.13380646]

>>13380585
The idea dog food is awful is pretty fucked up when the same people who think this are completely fine with feeding it to their dogs. Where did the meme dogs should be fed low quality bad tasting food come from? Not even saying dog food counts as low quality or bad tasting necessarily, but the way people seem comfortable with believing it's crap yet still forcing their dogs to subsist on it pisses me off a bit.

[Anonymous No.13380654]

>>13380609
I tried all the different flavors from the variety pack. They have a hint of the advertised flavor, but mostly taste like how they smell. Unpleasant, but not exactly disgusting.
Coincidentally, I once ate a brown chunk of what I thought was a crumb from a chocolate cake on my counter. It was a hardened bit of canned cat food and it tasted like horrible fishy sewage.

[Anonymous No.13380663]

>>13380646
Because dogs are animals

[Anonymous No.13380669]

>>13380646
because the dog likes it enough to get super excited about it, yet also has no qualms with eating cat shit from the litter box. Most dogs aren’t exactly picky.

[Anonymous No.13380671]

THEY CANT EAT HUMAN FOOD! OMG THERES BOOOOONES!!

[Anonymous No.13380672]

>>13380663
So are humans, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.13380675]

>>13380646
Why would you care how dog food tastes as long as it meets their nutritional goals? They are just dogs.
t. Long time dog owner.

[Anonymous No.13380676]

>>13380585
I always liked the way they smelled, I never tried one though.

[Anonymous No.13380677]

>>13380672
This is your brain on reddit. Read the Bible.

[Anonymous No.13380694]

>>13380672
Humans have souls. Dogs don’t.

[Anonymous No.13380695]

>>13380677
>read the bible
But I'm not a holier-than-thou, evil-for-thee-not-for-me, brainless cuck, anon.

[Anonymous No.13380701]

>>13380694
[Citation needed.]

[Anonymous No.13380711]

>>13380695
This is why you instead of raising a family are on 4chan getting pissed off at people who give dog treats to dogs

[Anonymous No.13380730]

>>13380711
>instead of raising a family
I don't wanna be tied down to a wife and kid(s), THAT'S why I'm not """"raising a family"""": it's a black hole of despair that kills dreams and drains the soul.

Also, I feed my dog treats every day (not too many though), but I feed him better stuff than goddamn Milkbone or Purina or some garbage, because he's my friend not my property.

[Anonymous No.13380760]

>>13380646
>thinking an animal which literally eats its own feces cares about taste

obv its best to feed your pets actual food, but thats true for all pets, not just dogs.

[Anonymous No.13380767]

>>13380585
>and I've been eating them for 20 years without any negative affects.
Posting on 4chan is not a negative effect?

[Anonymous No.13380769]

>>13380760
If you had some retarded child with learning disabilities who tried to eat his own poop, would you take that as a reason to stop feeding him food that tastes good?

[Anonymous No.13380773]

>>13380769
Read the Bible.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13380777]

>>13380694
then why do all dogs go to heaven

[Anonymous No.13380778]

>>13380675
I've lived with dogs my whole life and I'd rather they eat something good tasting than not. Not sure what you mean by "just dogs." You're just an ape. Nobody's all that great or special here.
>>13380669
>super excited
You could probably make a person super-excited about low quality food too if you controlled where they could go from their birth to the present and the one bowl of food you gave them was their only experience with eating outside of leaves and dirt in the backyard.

[Anonymous No.13380780]

>>13380773
I have. Are you implying I'm not Christian because I think giving dogs shitty low quality food isn't a good thing?

[Anonymous No.13380797]

>>13380585
is your cooking really that bad that you have to eat these?

[Anonymous No.13380818]

>>13380778
Le puperino guy is here lmao

[Anonymous No.13380823]

>>13380585
Do yuropoors really?

[Anonymous No.13380824]

>>13380646
NOOOOOO SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR PUPPERCINO THE LONGBOI FLUFFER WHY WOULD HE EVER SMILE BEING FED LOW QUALITY TRASH????

[Anonymous No.13380831]

>>13380818
>>13380824
Koreans pls leave. This is a thread for entities with souls, like humans or dogs.

[Anonymous No.13380834]

>>13380777
Holy digits confirm dogs indeed have souls.

[Anonymous No.13380921]

>>13380831
Not the pupper not heckling good boye not cloudy boye

[Anonymous No.13380932]

>>13380921
How many KPOP stars have killed themselves this week, Kim?

[Anonymous No.13380953]

>>13380932
How many vasectomies have you had this month? How many switch games have you played? How many times have you jerked off your dog today? Think of the sexual needs of the poor puperino...

[Anonymous No.13380963]

>>13380953
>liking dogs is soy
when the hell did this happen

[Anonymous No.13380973]

>>13380963

[Anonymous No.13380999]

>>13380973
Talking like a retard is soy. Liking dogs isn’t, and the only one talking like a regard in this thread is the guy criticizing dog lovers.

[Anonymous No.13381007]

>>13380999
NOOOOO IM NOT SOY NOOOO

[Anonymous No.13381033]

>>13380963
>when the hell did this happen
It's a forced meme pushed by soulless Korean and Chinese bugpeople who want to try to normalize beating dogs to death in burlap sacks to make their holistic "I can't get an erection" dog meat soup remedy predicated on the scientifically sound idea the dog meat will have more boner producing energy in it if they die as agitated and in pain as is possible.

[Anonymous No.13381040]

>>13381033
Holy shit the doggerino man got really triggered. I hope nobody reports you for racism outside of /b/

[Anonymous No.13381054]

>>13381040
It's not racism. Just looked it up and he's apparently right:
>In many parts of Asia, dogs are often tortured and beaten before they are killed as it is believed that the adrenaline makes the meat more tender. Korean farmers defend their right to keep dogs packed in cages and to treat them as any other animal being raised for human consumption.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/winter-olympics-2018/2018/02/07/dog-meat-trade-south-korea-winter-olympics-2018/310785002/

[Anonymous No.13381062]

>>13381033
>>13381054

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosintang
>Bosintang (boshintang) (보신탕; 補身湯) or gaejangguk (개장국), called dangogiguk (단고기국) in North Korea, is a Korean soup that includes dog meat as its primary ingredient.[1] The soup has been claimed to provide increased virility.[2]

lol. Why don't Asians just use viagra?

[Anonymous No.13381065]

>>13381054
>'soulless Korean and Chinese bug people'
>not racism
Go back and jerk off your doggerino he needs his release after the vegan treat you gave him

[Anonymous No.13381070]

>>13381065
Not racism. If you beat a dog to death because your primitive folk beliefs are that this will help you get erections again that's called being a soulless bugperson.

[Anonymous No.13381078]

>>13381070
Based and truthpilled (unironically).

>>13381065
Fuck you subhuman garbage that abuse animals because "mUh CulTuRe": fuck your """culture""".

[Anonymous No.13381081]

>>13380629
you son of a bitch, im in.

[Anonymous No.13381086]

>>13380769
what even is the point of providing tasty food if the animal literally doesnt care?

also, you should balance the "taste" to the animal's needs. For example, cats cannot have human amounts of salt, it is very bad for their system and it'll cause fur shedding and even organ damage. So no, you cant have "tasty food" for cats. I dont keep dogs so I dont know what they need, but there are certainly foods that will kill them like chocolate and alcohol. The best diet for adog would probably be a raw meat one, similar to what wolves (their ancestors) eat in the wild--with some omnivore additions.

[Anonymous No.13381090]

>>13380585
Raggy?

[Anonymous No.13381091]

>>13381070
>>13381078
>"mUh CulTuRe"
You literally are from Twitter aren't you? Why are doggerino people invading this board? It's embarrassing...

[Anonymous No.13381101]

>>13380777

[Anonymous No.13381110]

>>13380780
what are you advocating?

quality food?
or tasty food?
those arent the same things you mongoloid. A quad-patty burger with tons of grease and salt and mayo with buns fried in lard is tasty but its not quality food.

[Anonymous No.13381111]

>>13381091
Go get some more plastic surgery Seung. This is the food board for Engrie speakies.

[Anonymous No.13381116]

>>13381111
I accept your capitulation. Go back.

[Anonymous No.13381130]

>>13381086
>what even is the point of providing tasty food if the animal literally doesnt care?
You could make your own child not care if the only thing you ever fed him was Soylent each day and he didn't have anything to compare it to.
>>13381110
Stop it with the autistic nitpicking. All I said is it's fucked up to knowingly feed your dog food you consider low quality trash. I didn't say you should feed your dog cheeseburgers and pizza.

[Anonymous No.13381141]

>>13381070
>>13381054
>>13381033
>>13381078

if you eat any form of meat you have no morals to berate asians. Do you know that piglets are castrated without anesthesia in western countries? where is your crying over pigs?

[Anonymous No.13381149]

>>13381130
>You could make your own child not care if the only thing you ever fed him was Soylent each day and he didn't have anything to compare it to.

and...? whats the problem again? as long as he is perfectly healthy thats all that matters

>Stop it with the autistic nitpicking
>swing between "tasty foods" and "quality foods" as if they are the same thing
>wah wah dont call me out on my inconsistency!

The perfect healthiest diet for a dog is probably very un-tasty by human standards.

[Anonymous No.13381151]

>>13381141
They are butthurt that people realized lesser men's deep obsession with dogs. Look at this guy his brain is rotten, he considers a family a bad thing but cries because dogs get dog treats
>>13380730
He's severely mentally ill and is deeply coping

[Anonymous No.13381154]

>>13380646
You should never own a dog or have a kid. I can tell you never had a masculine role model growing up. Either your father wasn’t in your life or he was a weak man like you

[Anonymous No.13381174]

>>13381149
>The perfect healthiest diet for a dog is probably very un-tasty by human standards.
Nah. Dogs evolved into being hanging around humans and eating what they eat. Their nutritional needs are extremely close to ours. It's not like we're talking about cows or something. Main quirk with dog food safety is chocolate being poison. Also meat is easier on their stomach than vegetables, although that's true of humans too (you just hear about it less nowadays because the obesity epidemic makes it strangely healthier for the average person to eat foods that don't digest well so they get fewer calories and don't aggravate weight problems).

[Anonymous No.13381176]

>>13381141
Asians think it’s ok to be evil to ALL animals. Westerners think it’s ok to be evil to SOME animals. You have absolutely no moral basis for arguing more evil is somehow better. Give up, Chang, and admit dogmeat isn’t giving you half the erection as beating an animal does.

[Anonymous No.13381182]

>>13381130
We frequently make kids eat food they don't particularly like because it's healthy. And you're honestly a bad parent if you don't do that and instead just feed 'em cheesy potatoes.

[Anonymous No.13381188]

>>13380646
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY HECKIN GOODEST CLOUDBOI DOGGO CAN'T JUST EAT GROSS TASTING FOOD!!! THE FLUFFER WUFFER NEEDS TO EAT STEAK AND CHICKEN LIKE PEOPLE!!!

[Anonymous No.13381197]

Mods need to get rid of dog fucking racist /pol/cels out of this fucking board.

[Anonymous No.13381199]

>>13381176
>Asians think it’s ok to be evil to ALL animals. Westerners think it’s ok to be evil to SOME animals.

so westerners are straight up hypocrites? how is that better?pigs are literally smarter than dogs.

[Anonymous No.13381206]

>>13380646
t. woman with a dried up womb who pampers her "baby" with dog massages and dog clothes and talks to it with GOO GOO GA GA baby speech

[Anonymous No.13381213]

>>13381141
>Do you know that piglets are castrated without anesthesia in western countries?
Yes.
>where is your crying over pigs?
I'd prefer they go with a less barbaric alternative like immunocastration. Also not a great comparison since unlike with beating dogs to death in a sack to try to "increase adrenaline" as an erectile dysfunction remedy castration serves a couple of legitimate / practical purposes not based on some backwards superstitious nonsense. Also most Western countries still practicing swine castration have been trying to move the industry away from that in recent years. And not many of them I'm aware of go around bragging about how they love abusing pigs.

[Anonymous No.13381220]

>>13381182
You can make food that's both healthy and tastes good believe it or not.

[Anonymous No.13381225]

>>13381213
>And not many of them I'm aware of go around bragging about how they love abusing pigs.

>even including this point as if "its more okay as long as I dont hear about it"

[Anonymous No.13381230]

>>13381199
Reread my post and try again. It’s written very clearly.

[Anonymous No.13381231]

>>13381225
We do hear about the practice existing. We don't take pride in hurting animals like the idiots during Korean hosted Olympics who brag about torturing dogs as some weird hostile reaction to their backwards traditional holistic "medicine" rights getting taken away by the adult countries.

[Anonymous No.13381236]

>>13381213
>legitimate
how about you westerners get used to gamey tasting pork instead of this straight up animal abuse? boar(essentially uncastrated wild pigs) meat is a thing you know

oh i forgot, standards for thee but not be me, its a-ok that you guys practice animal cruelty but not these "slanty eye chinks"

[Anonymous No.13381240]

ITT nooooo NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOT THE FRIGGIN DOGGERININO

[Anonymous No.13381249]

>>13381231
>"I abused an animal. I dont take pride in it"
>"I abused an animal. I dont care"

whats the fucking difference in the end? Does the animal care that "you didnt take pride" in its mistreatment? its just you trying to assuage your guilt. "ohhh well we dont take pride in it, it somehow makes us better. Sorry pigs! "

[Anonymous No.13381251]

>>13381220
I'm well aware of that, but it doesn't mean decent parents don't prioritize healthy food over tasty food.

[Anonymous No.13381252]

>>13381236
Nobody's saying that'd be bad to switch to. Why do you keep trying to bring up every other case you can think of where animals don't have good treatment when the issue is you're smugly taking pride in besting dogs to death for a retarded folk belief?

[Anonymous No.13381260]

>>13381249
The difference is when you act like you do you're encouraging more pointless animal abuse. Just look at all your shitposts in thread thread alone. You're actively pushing the idea no one should care about dogs and that it's fine to beat the shit out of them for boner soup.

[Anonymous No.13381274]

>>13381252
in both cases its because people think the meat will taste better if its "done this way"

so why the double standard? you cant argue that gamey tasting meat is "worse" because tastes are subjective and there are people who enjoy mutton for its gaminess.

>>13381260
you do the same thing essentially every time you crave about pork
>pork sales goes up as people demand more and more pork
>more pigs are bred
>more pigs get mistreated

[Anonymous No.13381277]

Dog 'people' are mentally ill

[Anonymous No.13381282]

>>13381274
rave* about pork

[Anonymous No.13381296]

>>13381274
It's not a double standard. I never claimed you shouldn't eat boar meat or any other kind of meat. Everyone can tell how dishonest you are because you just spent a thread shitposting all over how much you want people to stop caring about dogs and and now you're rushing to bring up every other case of animal harm you can think of to hide behind. If someone puts a pig in a sack and beats them to death because their great-grandpa said this is how you cure erectile dysfunction that person would be as bad as you.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13381300]

>>13381199
pigs are assholes

[Anonymous No.13381307]

>>13381252
dude, either ALL mistreatment is okay or NONE of it is okay. The reasons for doing so dont matter. They dont matter to the animal. Stop fucking appealing to emotions/your personal morality on whats acceptable or not

[Anonymous No.13381326]

>most active thread on /ck/ today is about eating dog food

[Anonymous No.13381344]

>>13381307
>They dont matter to the animal.
They do, just not directly. We already went through this. Forcing a meme where it's soy to care about dogs is you working towards making animal abuse issues taken less seriously. Even someone who eats meat from an inhumane supplier is better than you're being if they don't actively spread propaganda against the attempt to keep animals used for meat in decent living conditions where realistically possible.
All you have to do to stop being wrong here is just don't spread that retarded meme honestly.

[Anonymous No.13381349]

>>13381296
why should I care about dogs when you dont care about pigs or chickens or cows?

>muh muh white culture
>OH NOOOOOO NOT THE FRIGGIN DOGGERININO

cringe AF. Have some logic in you instead of being emotional like a woman

[Anonymous No.13381355]

>>13381349
I never said I don't care about pigs, chicken, or cows you idiot. Try again.

[Anonymous No.13381358]

>>13381344
this goes into the reddit folder.

Imagine. Crying. Over. Memes.

[Anonymous No.13381367]

>>13381358
Well at least you stopped pretending you care about other animals. Good job.

[Anonymous No.13381375]

>>13381355
so why arent you advocating well treatment for them? your points have been DOG DOG DOG DOG until you were called out

also, you are a vegan, right? Im sure you wouldnt want to partake in any of that nasty animal cruelty you are crying over.

[Anonymous No.13381385]

>>13381358
>>13381065
>>13381197
>Cries to mods about being outed as a Korean
>"Heh, check out this guy who doesn't beat dogs to death for boner stew."
lol

[Anonymous No.13381388]

>>13381367
i dont care because im not SOY, lmao

hundreds of thousands of years of human survival where we straight up murdered every single other humanoid species to extinction, clawed our way up the food chain to apex predator status and world domination. And now here we are, you crying over dogs that our ancestors literally bred to be a working animal. You're a disgrace.

[Anonymous No.13381389]

>>13381375
I don't think vegans want animals used for meat to be raised and killed humanely. That's more of a people who eat meat thing.

[Anonymous No.13381401]

>>13381388
>we straight up murdered every single other humanoid species to extinction
You didn't do shit. Stop jerking off to your imagination of ancestors who probably just scavenged scraps from stronger predators and picked berries.

[Anonymous No.13381405]

>racist posts deleted
Based mods, doggerino guy BTFO

[Anonymous No.13381414]

>>13380694
proof human's have souls

[Anonymous No.13381426]

>>13381385
More like
>soyman gets angry dogs eat dog treats
>gets clowned
>says everyone who doesn't agree with him is Asian and starts spamming racist shit
>gets shut down by mods and relentlessly clowned by Chads on /ck/

[Anonymous No.13381440]

>>13381414
When you kill a person, they lose about a single gram of weight. This is their soul leaving their body. Volunteer at an abortion complex and ask to see this data. They don’t publish it for obvious reasons but theyre usually cool about showing curious volunteers.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13381474]

i wonder if there are dog friendly hot pockets to send the jannies and mods

[Anonymous No.13381480]

>>13381401
yes im sure they just held hands and danced around fires singing the kumbaya and waited for the neanderthal tribes to surrender, give up their territories and commit mass seppaku

"Bro. Im so moved by your message of love and acceptance. Here are the keys to my car and my house and you can also have my entire collection of first press Madonna laser discs too"

[Anonymous No.13381741]

I bought my dog those air dried raw jerkies and those smell really amazing, I wonder how would they taste. Is it even safe for humans to eat?

[Anonymous No.13381766]

>>13381440
How does anyone believe this

[Anonymous No.13381777]

>>13381766
No one does. I’m loosely remembering a Tales from the Crypt episode.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13381941]

>>13381741
they're safe but they're unseasoned and hard

[Anonymous No.13381958]

>>13381941
>unseasoned and hard
Story of my damn life..

[Anonymous No.13382022]

>>13380585
I switched to the "beyond meat burger."

[Anonymous No.13382037]

>>13381777
>>13380777
This thread has been blessed by Dog.

[Anonymous No.13382146]

>>13380694
Ok muhammad

[Anonymous No.13382169]

>>13381958
That's what I like.

[Anonymous No.13382177]

>>13380585
Good doogy

[Anonymous No.13382218]

>>13381154
amazin'

[Anonymous No.13382250]

>>13381151
Raising a family is not for me, you seething shitbird: not all of us want the same things in life. I respect people who want to have a family, but I am selfish with my time and I know it.

What would be better: raise a family I resent, or stay single/dating and enjoy it? Do you understand that a family is a 24-hour/365 days a year non-stop commitment? No time for yourself, your dreams, your own life? Fuck that noise.

>>13381154
>wanting to treat your pets well = non masculine
Anon, the most anti-masculine thing you could ever do is treat your animals poorly.

[Anonymous No.13382926]

>>13380677
get a load of this faggot