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floppin' jerries in a washtub

>> No.13378417

>>13378409
btw someone post some funny shyt bout them looking like dicks or british food names so i can clip this for reddit

>> No.13378431

literally not a SINGLE reason to buy vienna sausages
disgusting garbage
just buy shitty hot dogs at this point. holy shit. subhuman garbage

>> No.13378445

>>13378431
They remind me of my grandmother
She would get these for me because I'm a type 1 diabetic and I couldn't have all the normal treats an italian nonnie would make

>> No.13378447

>>13378431
the jimmies are shelf stable and can survive what'sd coming you fucking heretic

>> No.13378450
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13378450

>>13378409
>pic related

>> No.13378453

>>13378409
uhhh....based?

>> No.13378457

>>13378450
please don't tell me thats a tranny

>> No.13378466

>>13378457
Her dick looks the same as the sausages in the OP, I died

>> No.13378486

>>13378450
Imagine those peepers looking back at you lifelessly after you cut off her feet for preservation and accidentally let her bleed out because you were too busy smelling them

>> No.13378497

>>13378409
That's a weird way to say tin o' dicks.

>> No.13378507

>>13378431
Cheap as fuck.

>> No.13378515

>>13378486
What the Huh?

>> No.13378528

>>13378515
Huh?

>> No.13378531

>>13378528
Lil Jon, is that you?

>> No.13378533

>>13378531
What?

>> No.13378546
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13378546

>>13378531
No, but who was phone?!

>> No.13378568

>>13378450
bad hair

>> No.13378598
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13378598

Gentlemen

>> No.13378619

>>13378457
She unironically looks at least 5x hotter than this picture nowadays

>> No.13378899

bump for prosterity

>> No.13378930

>>13378598
heh

>> No.13378938

>>13378450
Why do these bitches always have untidy garbage hoarder rooms?

>> No.13379194

>>13378431
My grandpa kept them in the center console of his old Blazer, we’d go out for a drive hunting in the winter and he’d open up a tin of these puppies, get out a pack of crackers, and some of those “free” McDonalds mustard packs, and it was excellent.

I always keep some tins around, these are perfectly decent eating in a pinch. Just got a half dozen tins for $0.29 a piece.

>> No.13379229

>>13378417
oi m8, those a bunch of willies in a can? o am i havin a hearty guffaw
dont worry i have my guffaw loicense

>> No.13379231

>>13379229
what the fuck are you on about you dribbling buffoon

>> No.13379529

>>13378938
cuz they want to blend in as women

>> No.13379809

>>13379529
Can confirm. I know women (female).

>> No.13380287

>>13379809
Based chad

>> No.13380309

>>13378409
OI! Ye gawt a loicense fah' dem jerries, innit??

>> No.13381399

>>13380309
no :(

>> No.13381686

>>13378409
Why do they cut off the ends? That's the best part of any hot dog!

>> No.13381710

>>13381399
Wehw den, we'r goona hafta taek yeh down teh the nick and 'ave the Bobbies sort yeh out, den roight

>> No.13381855

>>13378447
>>13379194
I can see their use as a simple source of protein.
They're superior to SPAM in that they are still cheap.
SPAM is expensive as fuck protein/$

>> No.13383033

>>13378445
Did you not have fast acting insulin or something in whatever third world country you came from? I have a pump and drink a soda or have ice cream all the time and my A1C is perfect.

>> No.13383040

>>13378938
That's a fucking hotel room

>> No.13383068

>>13381855
I personally prefer vienna sausages over SPAM just on account of how SPAM is usually sold in those large containers that you're (hopefully) not going to eat in one sitting and I never bothered to get a bunch of tupperware to store halfway eaten food like that because I'm bad about never getting around to eating leftovers and don't want a refrigerator full of rotting food from six years ago.

>> No.13383201

>>13381686
Because they’re Americans and the Jews demand the tips

>> No.13383221

>>13381686
>Why do they cut off the ends? That's the best part of any hot dog!
Is this some kind of joke? The ends are the part that's least edible. Hot dogs are basically tubes filled with meat and the ends are more the shitty intestinal tube part just there to hold everything together than they are the delicious supple thoroughly ground up melts in your mouth meat inside that is the point of eating a hot dog.

>> No.13383246

>>13378457
It's world famous cross-dressing personality Natalie Mars

>> No.13383739

>>13378409
How do I eat these again?

>> No.13384083

get the ones in bbq sauce and eat with ritz crackers especially when your fishing or deer huntin

>> No.13384442
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>>13383068
You're basically describing how lazy you are, why are you on /ck/ if you don't like to mess with food?

>> No.13384659

>>13384442
Because it's a food board, not just a cooking board. Most people here don't cook by virtue of it being 4chan.

>> No.13385454

>>13378938
Because >she is mentally ill.

>> No.13385548

>>13381855
I prep both, got like +20 cans spam and 20 vien sausages. will last 20 years.