/ck/ retrocringe thread

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/ck/ retrocringe thread Anonymous Mon Dec 16 16:21:44 2019 No.13376926 [Reply] [Original]

Discuss whatever cancerous fail boomers used to grow up with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 16:25:17 2019 No.13376940 File: 186 KB, 900x587, 1-cocaine-medicine-ad-1885-granger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he thinks the boomers had it bad Oh boy wait until you find out about the Victorian era.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 16:59:37 2019 No.13377069 >>13376940 Hey, at least this shit worked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:40:26 2019 No.13377247 File: 67 KB, 375x500, bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:41:54 2019 No.13377252 >>13376926 why do you spend your life obsessing over how older people grew up when you aren't affected?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:44:06 2019 No.13377266 >>13377069 Yeah cause it's freakin cocaine

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:44:39 2019 No.13377268 >>13377252 >how boomers grew up doesn't affect us

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:45:30 2019 No.13377272 >>13377252 It's interesting to look at how society has evolved that's all, calm down sperg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:48:06 2019 No.13377289 File: 146 KB, 336x434, 1404620416854.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nothing but whisky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:52:30 2019 No.13377308 File: 116 KB, 621x1024, national-donut-day-621x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:53:54 2019 No.13377310 File: 251 KB, 600x778, chickengood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:56:28 2019 No.13377320 >>13377289 So does he make whiskey or is he challenging everyone to a drinking contest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 17:57:52 2019 No.13377327 And amazingly boomers were still thinner and healthier than members of succeeding generations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:00:23 2019 No.13377341 File: 744 KB, 600x769, candele-di-cranberry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the kind of haunted shit that definitely would've been shared on Pinterest if it had existed back in the 70s.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:02:08 2019 No.13377350 File: 270 KB, 1125x1523, o3rzqe8bzw621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:02:09 2019 No.13377351 >>13377252 >how DARE you take interest in older art?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:03:05 2019 No.13377353 File: 3.32 MB, 1070x1600, sope.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:03:13 2019 No.13377354 File: 988 KB, 600x781, 5c9d63b046cd1d93bb1fd7842f03dd28.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:03:20 2019 No.13377357 >>13377310 >ummmm! this shit has always made me angry the onomatapoeia in old ads sounds fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:04:53 2019 No.13377365 >>13377310 That's how they started to introduce blacks into advertising. It may seem racist today, but it wasn't the intention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:05:22 2019 No.13377368 File: 349 KB, 600x477, 1556683154160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13377354 >nature's potato, the Potato

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:08:07 2019 No.13377381 File: 159 KB, 702x1024, 2e47f3a0b17b705abc3815bd889eadeb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:10:34 2019 No.13377391

>>13376926
7-Up is totally fine to give to a baby. It's not even caffeinated. Just water with sugar and electrolytes. After you get a little older you might see a hospital at some point where you'll be shocked to learn sugar and water is exactly what's given to even the sickest of patients because it's the most basic and easy to process thing in the world. And not even just talking about IV fluids. Soda's the main thing people on clear liquid diets subsist on every hospital in existence stocks massive quantities of those little airport soda cans for patients to drink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:10:42 2019 No.13377392 File: 254 KB, 722x1024, Meatloaf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to know if these proposed dishes seemed as fucking insane at the time to everyone else they were marketed to or did we really just change that much.

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:12:26 2019 No.13377403

>>13377327
>And amazingly boomers were still thinner and healthier than members of succeeding generations.
Soda was never really the problem for fat people. It's a lazy fat person excuse because it's easier for them to pretend they're doing the right thing by switching from regular soda to diet soda than it is for them to actually address their real problem and stop eating 4,000 calories a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:12:27 2019 No.13377404 >>13377392 women were forced to work for the first time they couldn't cook and work at the same time so now everything is processed

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:16:07 2019 No.13377417 >>13377252 seething boomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:16:13 2019 No.13377419 >>13377381 >the smug of good eating

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:18:30 2019 No.13377429 >>13377354 Why do peoples' faces often look demonic in these old ads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:18:52 2019 No.13377430 >>13377381 Jesus I forgot Tenderoni >>13377392 This is actually good maybe I will do a cook thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:21:16 2019 No.13377440 >>13377429 >Why do peoples' faces often look demonic in these old ads? Because you can tell those facial expressions aren't sincere. Same as with the Black Hole Sun music video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:26:04 2019 No.13377457 File: 444 KB, 1050x1086, serveimage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13377429 Referencing from models and painting their strained, forced expressions as is instead of correcting them to look more natural.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:26:17 2019 No.13377458 >>13377308 >Thiamine enriched donuts These would be amazing for alcoholics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:30:56 2019 No.13377477 >>13377310 I mean shit at least they were advertising to black people at all I guess but damn

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 18:33:29 2019 No.13377484

>>13377392
>>13377430
I mean, most people usually coat their meatloafs with ketchup, steak sauce, barbecue sauce, etc, all of which have predominantly sweet and tangy flavours. Hot applesauce is also common to serve with porkchops. It's good in theory.
More reasonable than a mayo-pear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 19:32:38 2019 No.13377712 >>13377429 No offense people still do that in Youtube thumbnails, it grabs attention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 20:08:44 2019 No.13377874 >>13377429 Because they were demonic. The /pol/tard myth of the 50's being Camelot is just that, a myth. People were evil af.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 20:38:10 2019 No.13378032 >>13376940 > shows two kids tweaking on another "project"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 21:09:31 2019 No.13378176 >>13377308 >25 units huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 21:19:28 2019 No.13378207 File: 17 KB, 128x122, 466957321063497728.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13377252 >Aren't affected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 21:22:07 2019 No.13378212 >>13377320 Spotted the jaw jacker with fruity friends

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 21:34:04 2019 No.13378249
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>>13377477
they weren't advertising specifically to black people, the pickaninny (mischievous small black child) and jovial servant negro stereotypes were used as mascots in a similar way to products that have cute animals like cartoon cows on dairy etc, or cereal with human mascots like captain crunch.

there are some old brands that still have their servant negro mascots stoday such as uncle ben's rice and auntie jemema syrup ("auntie" and "uncle" were honorary terms used for black domestic servants in the south) which has generated some controversy in recent years

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 21:38:06 2019 No.13378262 >>13377289 Why did he include the south french and a D&D prestige class in his challenge?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 21:46:43 2019 No.13378298 File: 145 KB, 450x640, 4421917996_6345ce423d_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 21:49:19 2019 No.13378304

>>13378249
>generated some controversy in recent years
It comes up every 10 years or so. I remember first hearing about a push to change the names back the 90’s. It usually comes down to very few people giving a shit and the grand majority of consumers not realizing the mascots are slaves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 21:54:12 2019 No.13378326 >>13377247 Why's she such a cunt? Jesus lady just buy your fucking cornflakes.

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 22:00:54 2019 No.13378360

>>13378176
All vitamins used to be measured in terms of units, which varied in weight depending on the form the vitamin was being taken in. Nowadays, only fat-soluble vitamins are usually referred to in units, while others are usually listed in mg or mcg weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 22:02:54 2019 No.13378372 >>13378298 >improve your vegetable dishes >with fortified meat extract Based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 16 22:11:54 2019 No.13378432 >>13376926 >boomers grew up with cancerous shit >millennials grew up with even more cancerous shit specifically made for them >zoomers are growing up and becoming the ultimate cancer. God, purge this land already.

Anonymous Mon Dec 16 22:30:48 2019 No.13378523

>>13378372

> Johnston took the -vril suffix from Edward Bulwer-Lytton's then-popular novel, The Coming Race (1870), whose plot revolves around a superior race of people, the Vril-ya, who derive their powers from an electromagnetic substance named "Vril". Therefore, Bovril indicates great strength obtained from an ox.

also based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 03:57:32 2019 No.13379350 File: 2.31 MB, 2929x2559, Shota Syrup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bring back the Karo Kid YOU COWARDS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 03:57:34 2019 No.13379351 File: 96 KB, 362x500, 1490333643409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:03:04 2019 No.13379367 File: 146 KB, 750x1212, He Looks So Happy While Doing It Too.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:03:48 2019 No.13379369 >>13377252 >being mildly interest in history >obsession Go away, shlomo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:04:50 2019 No.13379373 >>13377391 >7-Up is totally fine to give to a baby. You should be sterilized for the good of society.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:05:51 2019 No.13379375 File: 153 KB, 1079x803, 9f8a82372b4ef93f268e0e5375e148cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Gee Bill, 34 posts in and we haven't shown up yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:05:57 2019 No.13379376 >>13379350 >Mother's my pin-up girl Wait....was this the original "mommy milker" meme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:11:16 2019 No.13379387 File: 853 KB, 1268x1366, Oh Yeah Work Those Tongues For That Creme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:15:41 2019 No.13379398 File: 1.23 MB, 600x1009, OMsDX-1467045078-embed-hotdogs_milkmates.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13379376 >Wait....was this the original "mommy milker" meme? This one's for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:21:19 2019 No.13379408 File: 1.87 MB, 1170x1600, vintage-christmas-cigarette-ad-25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give the gift of lung cancer this holiday season.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:25:18 2019 No.13379417 File: 104 KB, 455x646, -1910s-usa-cooking-kitchens-bouquets-the-advertising-archives.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:29:05 2019 No.13379425 File: 110 KB, 610x1010, Lubeddads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's not food, but it gives me a chuckle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:32:03 2019 No.13379428 >>13379417 Fuck off Satan, I'm trying to cook.

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:32:17 2019 No.13379429

>>13379373
My local AZA-approved zoo gives their apes gatorade and the rare soda as treats every couple weeks. The occasional sweet thing won't hurt you. Also you're acting like you just read the first sentence of that anon's post and decided he said all babies should subsist entirely off of 7-up.

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:36:20 2019 No.13379436

>>13377392
Sweet n tangy plus some savory is a good combo. Try adding some apple to your food sometime, you'll be surprised at how much it could elevate your meal, especially in less than expected combinations. If those are salted string beans then they cover the salt and bitter bits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:42:34 2019 No.13379446 >>13379425 i get the joke but i have no idea what are you supposed to do with it originaly

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:46:35 2019 No.13379454 >>13379446 One of the original uses for vaseline was to help keep cuts and wounds clean. It's also good for chafing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:51:56 2019 No.13379461 >>13377252 >boomers >aren't affected Fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 04:56:25 2019 No.13379464 >>13379446 >>13379454 so diaper changing? or maybe lube up the palm for a quick goodnight slap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 05:01:13 2019 No.13379473 >>13379446 Put it on your cock before sodomizing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 05:25:25 2019 No.13379513 >>13377874 You ever read a post and feel the underage emanating from it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 05:28:21 2019 No.13379519 File: 801 KB, 3236x2108, 2A24A953-865F-4464-A987-D2347AA6E974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13377354 Get off my lawn

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 05:29:19 2019 No.13379521 >>13377266 which works. Efficiency was never a problem, unlike radium chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 05:30:12 2019 No.13379525 >>13379373 Why are you projecting the recommended treatment for your crippling retardation onto a person simply stating something true?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 05:30:38 2019 No.13379526 >>13377289 BLACKGUARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 05:32:28 2019 No.13379531 >>13377354 shit shoop

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 05:37:26 2019 No.13379543 >>13379417 is that a jojo reference?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 05:59:38 2019 No.13379580 >>13377341 what am i looking at and if yes is there porn of it asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 06:09:34 2019 No.13379600 >>13377247 funky-eyed bitch

>>	kevinerminlillesnut Tue Dec 17 06:26:11 2019 No.13379621 >>13377874 oo i can almost smell how young you are

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 06:27:15 2019 No.13379622 >>13377429 Like another anon pointed out, the expressions were faked for a camera and because cameras weren't good enough, they had to paint all the reference, if you weren't good at hiding the contorted grimaces then they looked like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 06:56:29 2019 No.13379658 >>13377368 made me kek too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 07:01:36 2019 No.13379667 File: 70 KB, 624x544, 1413510615802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how has this not been posted yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 07:05:26 2019 No.13379675 >>13377320 quaff means drink

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 07:06:52 2019 No.13379678

>>13379667
Reminder that these cereals all started out as religious quasi-cult around eating bland and fiber-rich foods. it was seen as a way to spiritually cleanse the body and remain moral. eating meats and anything with strong flavor was seen as immoral. they also invented a clinic where they had a vibrating chair that shook so violently it made you shit. they would also feed you nothing but yogurt and then give you a yogurt enema. there was a lot of weird assplay dressed up as cleansing the body. various celebrities and influential figures including President Taft participated. And yes, they were also very anti-masturbation.

America is a nation of grifters and cults. We always have been. Nobody puts on a scam like we do. It's part of our DNA.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 07:08:19 2019 No.13379683 >>13376940 I'd take that over 7-up even now

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 07:14:09 2019 No.13379695 >>13377350 wtf if someone served me that salad I'd take a bite, throw up, and double decker their toilet

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 07:29:55 2019 No.13379717 >>13376940 Damn I wish it was that easy to get cocaine now

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 07:33:09 2019 No.13379719 somebody post all the radium filled medicine shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 07:42:02 2019 No.13379731 >>13377712 The soyface is really strange, because it's not like it's even forced. I've seen dudes in the wild taking selfies with their mouth open like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 08:16:37 2019 No.13379806 File: 648 KB, 250x188, drl.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13377354 >fudge nugglets

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 08:19:08 2019 No.13379814 >>13376940 Low dose cocaine solution is still used as a topical analgesic today

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 09:20:14 2019 No.13379967 File: 899 KB, 3270x2289, kellyboom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13376926

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 09:39:37 2019 No.13380021 >>13379967 is this peak boomer? there's no way that's not satire on some level

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 09:43:01 2019 No.13380033 >>13380021 It’s published in America’s Finest News Source so I assume it’s not satire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 09:45:14 2019 No.13380042 >>13379967 Is claiming other people's achievements a boomer thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 09:57:59 2019 No.13380077 >>13380021 >>13380042 such is ck that I can never tell if these posts are sincere or not

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 10:07:52 2019 No.13380114

>>13377392
could be good if you used a sane ratio oif sauc to meat and maybe added some more shit to the apple sauce and mustard.
Maybe wait until your meatloaf is done, tranfer it to a serving dish, deglaze the pan with sherry and add apple sauce and mustard to that?

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 10:15:16 2019 No.13380140

>>13379350
>energy comes chiefly from car-b-hy-drate foods Delicious Karo (tm) Syrup is a pure carbohydrate which quickly provides abundant food energy
Did this actually work on housewives of the time? Did they really douse bread in corn syrup and serve it for breakfast, thinking it was healthy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 10:18:30 2019 No.13380153 >>13379519 >have unironically done that to a potato before

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 10:29:53 2019 No.13380185 >>13379350 >karo My grandpa puts this stuff on ice cream. Ice cream, for god's sake..

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 10:36:32 2019 No.13380202 [DELETED]

>>13376926 >>13377308 >>13377350 >>13377354 >>13377381 >>13377392 >>13379350 >>13379351 >>13379398 >>13379408 >>13379425 >>13380202
cringe

>>13376940 >>13377247 >>13377310 >>13377341 >>13377353 >>13377457 >>13378249 >>13378298 >>13379367 >>13379375 >>13379387 >>13379519 >>13379667
based

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 10:37:47 2019 No.13380211 >>13380202 holy crap

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 10:50:12 2019 No.13380255 >>13379967 I love Kelly so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 12:07:10 2019 No.13380602 >>13377289 saved all those insults

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 13:23:32 2019 No.13380925 >>13377341 Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 13:27:34 2019 No.13380947 >>13379519 You're posting this to correct him, but I don't think what you posted was any better.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 13:32:29 2019 No.13380976 >>13379446 You eat it like the creator did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 14:19:07 2019 No.13381179 >>13380202 I like the part where you called your own post cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 14:26:39 2019 No.13381219 >>13378262 Because they're twats who need to show what whiskey and the drinking thereof is all about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 14:55:00 2019 No.13381342 >>13379731 Soyface is the exact opposite, it's done because it looks less fake than something like forcing a smile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:01:36 2019 No.13381378 >>13379678 >vibrating chair that shook so violently it made you shit >yogurt enema >replacing masturbation with prostate play havent been to the apple store in a while

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:05:13 2019 No.13381390 >>13379446 beating your disobedient avocado of a wife with soft hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:17:28 2019 No.13381456 File: 115 KB, 570x735, ketchuphh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] don't put this on a hot dog ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:20:52 2019 No.13381477 >>13380202 How is this even possible

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:23:46 2019 No.13381494 File: 19 KB, 480x360, 6D8DFA98-8F4E-4DE1-B7D3-A9709538B606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/T2Jyw6Wo4aE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:26:21 2019 No.13381505 File: 535 KB, 1361x1071, 9A016A6C-105E-4BA4-89DE-123797D40536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381494 Hold on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0h-WlzmR6Q

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:36:18 2019 No.13381552 >>13379543 「Pearl Jam」

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:38:03 2019 No.13381562 >>13379350 These ads make me uncomfortable. But making French toast in a waffle maker does sound like a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:41:44 2019 No.13381582 >>13380202 I'm confused.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:42:31 2019 No.13381587 >>13379429 i think that the issue is babies will get sick from carbonation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:44:22 2019 No.13381592 >>13380202 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 15:48:37 2019 No.13381612 >>13381505 I porked at the umbrella in the last one

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 16:35:39 2019 No.13381806 >>13377252 Ok Boomer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 16:44:31 2019 No.13381850 Did anyone actually eat this shit or is it some kind of arcane old timey meme to put these godless recipes in your magazine ads?

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 17:02:41 2019 No.13381926

>>13381850
Premade food that was easy to ship was coming into its own while refrigerators and iceboxes were doing the same. This means things like Jello Molds were trendy because they used premade ingredients and took several hours in a large and cold environment to set. This explains why everything uses gelatin.

The add in women starting to work and not spending time at home so quick meals with little set-up were becoming more and more popular. Then rationing and poverty throughout the early 1900s really killed people's food appreciation so lower quality meals with weird flavors weren't so offensive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 17:37:50 2019 No.13382120 >>13378360 Vit d is now in mcg as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 17:43:17 2019 No.13382138 >>13379513 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 17:46:14 2019 No.13382156 >>13379814 4% nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 17:46:24 2019 No.13382157 >>13381926 Thanks for the honest answer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 17:49:08 2019 No.13382174 File: 160 KB, 706x1000, slide_336503_3399642_free.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one is actually very tasty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 17:50:05 2019 No.13382178 >>13382174 >mayonnaise and pineapple Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 17:54:56 2019 No.13382197 >>13380202 kek

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 17:59:44 2019 No.13382229
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>>13381587
>i think that the issue is babies will get sick from carbonation.
Carbonation helps with digestion. It doesn't hurt you. Coca-Cola is used as the front line treatment for intestinal blockages even with small children partially for that reason.
http://m.digitaljournal.com/article/340763
>Gastric Phytobezoar is a blockage of the digestive passage with vegetable matter that may lead to bowel obstruction and can result from eating high fiber fruits that fail to digest properly. Essentially, a gastric bezoar is a mass of undigested matter, especially vegetable matter, hair (trichobezoar) or other difficult to digest material in the gastrointestinal tract. The material build-up over time in the system may be diagnosed by endoscopy or x-ray.
>Doctors give an example of the common case in Asia where eating persimmons tend to form gastric blockages due to high fiber content.
>Coca-Cola has a success rate of more than 91.3 percent for treating gastric bezoars. According to the study and others, the effectiveness of Coca-Cola for treating gastric bezoars is due to its high acid content which works in a manner similar to gastric acids and helps to digest gastric fiber. Coca-Cola contains carbonic and phosphoric acids, as well as bubbles which help in digesting and dissolving gastrointestinal masses that are otherwise difficult to digest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:02:12 2019 No.13382239 >>13382174 Peanut butter bacon and pickles actually could be a good sandwich. Pickles are a maybe though. That brown sugar bacon that is slightly too sweet from most applications would fit in nicely here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:04:47 2019 No.13382248 File: 117 KB, 634x875, 5b9dd99c2000003000fe1f0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382239 It's good. Don't forget to galze your potato salad, folks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:21:40 2019 No.13382301 >>13381378 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:23:33 2019 No.13382306 >>13382229 >drinking Coke helps you digest hair w-what am I supposed to do with this information

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:26:15 2019 No.13382318

>>13382306
Hair isn't the only cause of intestinal blockage.
>>Doctors give an example of the common case in Asia where eating persimmons tend to form gastric blockages due to high fiber content.
>Coca-Cola has a success rate of more than 91.3 percent for treating gastric bezoars. Helps with breaking down any high fiber food prone to stopping you up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:28:24 2019 No.13382327 >>13382306 Hide it before your girlfriend stops buying razors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:28:32 2019 No.13382329 >>13377391 but is there any actual reason to give it to a baby? why expose it to the excess sugar instead of giving it water?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:30:12 2019 No.13382335 >>13382329 >but is there any actual reason to give it to a baby? Because you can't give him a Seven & Seven yet.

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:33:28 2019 No.13382351

>>13382329
>excess sugar
It has about as much sugar as an orange juice. And if your baby is morbidly obese to the point of actually having insulin resistance and responding poorly to sugar then you fucked something up in a big way long before the 7-Up was ever involved.

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:36:50 2019 No.13382368

>>13382351
orange juice at least has vitamins, but i wouldnt give juice to kids anyway, blend a fuckin fruit instead of juicing it. insulin resistance isnt black and white, and giving your kid soda before it can even talk(and presumably continually onward) you will cause some degree of insulin resistance, which is worse than simply giving your infant literally anything else, and then indulging them if they want some garbage when they're capable of expressing want for garbage

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:38:31 2019 No.13382373 >>13382329 Water doesn't have calories and babies like sweet things. Just because 2/3 of the adult population are fat now doesn't mean you need to keep babies on a low calorie diet.

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:42:39 2019 No.13382399

>>13382368
>you will cause some degree of insulin resistance
Not true. Spiking your blood sugar is what you become vulnerable to after already fucking up your body with weight problems and developing insulin resistance. It's not the cause of that vulnerability. It's similar to how tuberculosis doesn't cause AIDS even though AIDS makes you vulnerable to tuberculosis.
https://www.diabetes.org.uk/guide-to-diabetes/enjoy-food/eating-with-diabetes/diabetes-food-myths/myth-sugar-causes-diabetes
>With Type 2 diabetes, though we know sugar doesn’t directly cause Type 2 diabetes, you are more likely to get it if you are overweight. You gain weight when you take in more calories than your body needs, and sugary foods and drinks contain a lot of calories.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23880355
>In the present study, we investigated the association between dietary intake of carbohydrates and the risk of type 2 diabetes.
>These prospective findings suggest that the intakes of starch and sucrose are not associated, but that those of fructose and glucose are inversely associated with diabetes risk.
http://www.diabetes.org/diabetes-basics/myths/
>Is diabetes caused by eating sugar?
>A diet high in calories from any source (including sugar) contributes to weight gain and weight gain increases your risk for type 2 diabetes. Type 1 diabetes is caused by genetics and unknown factors that trigger the onset of the disease. Type 2 diabetes is not caused by sugar, but by genetics and lifestyle factors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:43:45 2019 No.13382408 >>13381477 this board is pretty dead just refresh for last post and +1 quickly

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:44:04 2019 No.13382409

>>13382373
give them useful calories, sugar is unecessary. you're kid is going to be a cunty picky-eater because you wrecked their palate with sugar since before they had any level of thought

>>13382399
>developing insulin resistance
which is done through high sugar consumption

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:46:32 2019 No.13382426 >>13382409 >which is done through high sugar consumption It isn't. Sugar only causes weight gain if you're eating too many calories (same as with proteins or fats). It doesn't directly cause insulin resistance / diabetes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:46:35 2019 No.13382427 File: 62 KB, 538x775, 9a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13379375

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:47:49 2019 No.13382431 >>13379519 So they just changed the color?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 18:51:05 2019 No.13382444 >>13377429 white people are demons

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:13:51 2019 No.13382536 >>13382248 I'd eat that, but cut the interior mayo count down to almost nothing because of the shell mayo. It's fatassed as fuck byt potato salad with mayo can be pretty tasty, particularly in the summer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:38:40 2019 No.13382625 >>13382426 what do you think causes insulin resistance then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:38:48 2019 No.13382628 File: 232 KB, 500x893, 18eqts11b0e4rjpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382536 People seem to be put off by the mayo + gelatin thing, but the texture is actually pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:42:39 2019 No.13382651 >>13376940 It was used as a local topical anaesthetic. They didn't snort it. They wouldn't absorb nearly enough for it to affect the central nervous system

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:51:30 2019 No.13382680

>>13382625
It's still an open question, but the smart money's on weight gain as the cause, particularly since you can even find reliable associations with different specific kinds of fat deposits on the body and your risk for it. Sugar causing it is an old myth that comes from people seeing the end result of diabetics not being able to process sugar and assuming this must mean the reverse that sugar caused the inability to manage sugar to develop. That's been studied to death and there isn't much to support blaming sugar itself for it (though again, if you eat too many calories through sugar or any other source then you're going to become overweight).

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:53:25 2019 No.13382685

>>13382625
>The mechanisms by which visceral obesity results in insulin resistance appear to be related to excess lipid accumulation in liver. This may be due to excess fatty acids from visceral adipose tissue draining into the portal vein.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4038351/#S11title

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:54:38 2019 No.13382689

>>13382680
yeah now that i look at some studies, theyre mostly centered around adiposity. I know a lot of bodybuilders develop diabetes, so i always thought that was due to their use of injectable insulin for muscle gain, and thought high insulin meant your cells will just stop responding as much. im still not totally sure that isnt the case, since these same bodybuilders arent obese, but the scientific studies arent on my side

im still never going to give soda to an infant

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:54:48 2019 No.13382690

>>13377874
Jesus christ, imagine calling an entire decade "demonic", because and I quote "they were putting communists in jail". Americans sure are brainwashed, its like their own educational systems makes sure to demonize the 1950s in particular. Like the 60s or the 40s? No reaction from them, even though they overlapp.

There is of course nothing "evil" about the 50s. It can be objectively be considered a high point of Americana. Home videos of the time debunk all the narratives. Will they say the same about the 50s 2.0? The 1980s?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 19:59:30 2019 No.13382704 >>13379678 >bland food and assplay >extremely repressive Sounds like everything east of my apartment in Berlin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:09:53 2019 No.13382741 >>13377289 utterly based

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:10:46 2019 No.13382745 >>13382680 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw8hufhIDu0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBB4SHQHTbY

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:26:55 2019 No.13382785 >>13380202 >mass replying Cringe. >>13380202 >quoting yourself on an extra slow board Kinda based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:31:55 2019 No.13382805 >>13377252 its called not being a brainless nigger

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:32:19 2019 No.13382807

>>13382690
>McCarthy witch trials, conducted by a drunk who died an alcoholics ignominious death, were good
Get serious, you fucking imbecile. In case you haven't noticed, neither socialism, communism, hinduism or islam are illegal under the constitution - see the 1st ammendment.

But yes, /pol/tards like the fact persecution of minorities, women, lgbt and small political parties were happily accepted as de rigueur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 20:45:23 2019 No.13382850 >>13382807 >minorities, women, lgbt and small political parties >>>/pol/ This here's a cookin' board. We're tolerant o' dissent' thoughts, but if you wanna argue, git.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 21:04:00 2019 No.13382929 >>13382807 i would definitely want to persecute minorities, women, and fags. that would make me happy. >>13382850 and this one is a fag. why are you typing an accent. you're not mark twain.

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 21:27:24 2019 No.13383004

>>13382680
>You eat sugar
>Insuline tells your cells to eat and use more sugar
>You eat a lot of sugar
>Insuline does its' job, but more is needed because you cells also respond less to it
>If you unfortunately have low metabolism, the excess can also be stored in fat cells
This is how it should work in nature (what our biology is used to) because sugar wasn't comon. You eat some fruit/meat, and the excess energy/material is put into fat. This worked when we did more physically endurance based hunting. However...

>Eat lots of sugar
>Insuline does its' duty
>Eat lots of sugar consistently, such as chronically drinking soda or having an unfortunate diet
>Insuline does what it does, but your cells continue to build even more resistance. More insuline is needed continuously, even for smaller amounts of sugar
>As a side effect the Kidneys, Pancreas and Liver have to work harder to regulate blood-sugar levels, lest you die
This is insuline resistance, or Diabetes. Again, the levels of sugar do have to be intense for your body, such as being middle aged, and the consumption has to be chronic. This is why children at birthday parties do not develop diabetes, and why middle aged or old men don't develop insulin resistance after a candy bar or two. It is, however, why it is a bad idea to feed a baby a sugary soft drink consistently as apposed to something fatty like milk or substitutes, because fat takes longer to break down and the lactose in the milk is enough sugar (usually)

As for the weight gain, it is understandable to think weight --> Diabetes, but that's simply incorrect. Weight is a symptom, and while treating the symptom is important, insulin resistance is largely going to be the cause.

TLDR: Sugar causes insulin resistance because biology hasn't adapted to humans, it's recommended to not give babies soft drinks consistently, or hopefully at all, and weight is a usually symptom of the larger problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 21:52:02 2019 No.13383105 >>13378298 >helps you to assimilate your other food sounds natural

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 22:06:56 2019 No.13383166

>>13383004
>Sugar causes insulin resistance
It doesn't. That's an old myth based on confusion between the effects of diabetes / insulin resistance (not being able to handle sugar normally) vs the cause. It's still an open question today what does cause it but there's good reason to believe it's the visceral fat overweight people gain that's the culprit.
https://www.diabetes.org.uk/guide-to-diabetes/enjoy-food/eating-with-diabetes/diabetes-food-myths/myth-sugar-causes-diabetes
>With Type 2 diabetes, though we know sugar doesn’t directly cause Type 2 diabetes, you are more likely to get it if you are overweight. You gain weight when you take in more calories than your body needs, and sugary foods and drinks contain a lot of calories.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23880355
>In the present study, we investigated the association between dietary intake of carbohydrates and the risk of type 2 diabetes.
>These prospective findings suggest that the intakes of starch and sucrose are not associated, but that those of fructose and glucose are inversely associated with diabetes risk.
http://www.diabetes.org/diabetes-basics/myths/
>Is diabetes caused by eating sugar?
>A diet high in calories from any source (including sugar) contributes to weight gain and weight gain increases your risk for type 2 diabetes. Type 1 diabetes is caused by genetics and unknown factors that trigger the onset of the disease. Type 2 diabetes is not caused by sugar, but by genetics and lifestyle factors.

Anonymous Tue Dec 17 22:09:39 2019 No.13383172

>>13383004
>As for the weight gain, it is understandable to think weight --> Diabetes, but that's simply incorrect. Weight is a symptom, and while treating the symptom is important, insulin resistance is largely going to be the cause.
Insulin resistance isn't the cause of weight gain. The affected people gain weight before becoming insulin resistant for one thing.
>The mechanisms by which visceral obesity results in insulin resistance appear to be related to excess lipid accumulation in liver. This may be due to excess fatty acids from visceral adipose tissue draining into the portal vein.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4038351/#S11title

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 22:24:30 2019 No.13383230 >>13380021 kelly works for the onion or something. he's mocking other boomers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 22:28:59 2019 No.13383247 File: 85 KB, 300x300, rc_ms (222).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383166 >>13383172 >PubMed

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 22:35:17 2019 No.13383267 File: 182 KB, 1024x784, 1575426879498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13376926

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 22:37:33 2019 No.13383279 >>13383267 >quoting the fanfiction that is the Pauline epistles Cringe and not cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 22:37:34 2019 No.13383280 >>13383247 >Not an argument

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 17 22:39:48 2019 No.13383285 >>13383280 Can't argue with smug anime girls, you autist. Face it, you've been beat.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 03:35:39 2019 No.13384093 >>13382229 babies get sick from carbonation idiot. also carbonation doesn't always help with digestion in adults.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 04:45:24 2019 No.13384237 >>13380021 Einstein over here

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 04:51:11 2019 No.13384248 >>13382807 >McCarthy witch trials McCarthy is a mother fucking saint, he helped save America from the marxists for a period of time. God speed to Trump for finishing them off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 04:53:41 2019 No.13384252 >>13377252 science needs to know how the dinosaurs died

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 04:54:35 2019 No.13384254 >>13380021 >is this peak boomer? Are you retarded? It's simultaneously mocking both zoomer's and boomers, by listing their fuck ups.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 04:54:58 2019 No.13384257 >>13379814 Yeah that's why it's a schedule 2 drug

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 06:30:33 2019 No.13384412 >>13379375 >catsup sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 06:38:40 2019 No.13384422 >>13383398 I'm a bit nervous about the entire cup of Karo syrup in the sauce, but that looks delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 07:09:39 2019 No.13384479 >>13378249 if they rename him into uncle benis then i will forgive them and buy their products again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 07:13:45 2019 No.13384487 File: 818 KB, 677x494, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Drink beer or your kid is dead meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 07:18:41 2019 No.13384496 >>13384487 beer has lots of carbohydrates and sugars in it which let the mother turn it into breast milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 08:59:09 2019 No.13384676 File: 401 KB, 1920x1080, 6a00d8345299b269e201116906e6a6970c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 09:04:02 2019 No.13384681 >>13377289 what a fookin unit

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 09:12:40 2019 No.13384697
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>>13377365
i hope these fucking retards today say the same damn thing looking back 40 years from now on what we did to exploit cultural tradition and national issues, separate an entire nation between our differences, and kill everything good in the past with remakes and intercultural propaganda to sell a few extra terms and agreements.
those boomer's children aren't doing a good job either, and judging by our generation giving teens patreon dollers for breathing into mics and playing video games - I have my doubts about us as well. but, i'm looking forward to our kid's generation - shit's gonna be fuckin wild.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 09:15:33 2019 No.13384705 >>13383398 >wieneroni It's always nice to remember how immature I am.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 09:17:02 2019 No.13384710 >>13378298 I...really like the art on this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 09:33:29 2019 No.13384754 File: 299 KB, 1011x1625, 1576631766472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13376926

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 09:38:26 2019 No.13384765 >>13384754 are they both boys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 09:42:01 2019 No.13384772 >>13377289 BASED

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 10:14:14 2019 No.13384857 >>13377289 I am in awe of this utter basedness

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 10:30:19 2019 No.13384891 >>13384487 Making titty milk takes a lot of calories, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 10:31:32 2019 No.13384894 >>13384422 cut the Karo and add maybe two tablespoons brown sugar

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 10:34:02 2019 No.13384904 >>13382628 The only aspic I'd try is just the gespacho kind, anything too meaty would be like eating cold chicken fat or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 10:39:22 2019 No.13384920 >>13384904 >cold chicken fat You mean the gelatin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 10:42:17 2019 No.13384931 File: 288 KB, 1280x720, nog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381494

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 10:51:26 2019 No.13384960 >>13384765 well what else would they be

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 10:51:43 2019 No.13384962 File: 455 KB, 805x1057, 1372148259621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:07:33 2019 No.13385011 >>13383285 >girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:37:19 2019 No.13385124 >>13384257 Oh fuck off with the retard drug schedules like it's anything but propaganda

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:49:27 2019 No.13385173 >>13384479 :DDDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:55:30 2019 No.13385190 >>13384965 >prehistoric lean

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:55:42 2019 No.13385191

>>13385124
Fuck you faggot they have some value as far as medical classification goes - yeah you could use cocaine as a topical analgesic but you fuckin’ shouldn’t - furthermore having drugs on schedule 4/5 are good because those drugs are abused all the time - old ladies all begging me for Ambien and shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 11:58:59 2019 No.13385196 >>13385191 Again exactly as I said. Drug scheduling is the most retard form of drug regulation and does little to provide actual research or informationoutside of what the government determines as useful propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:01:11 2019 No.13385202 File: 183 KB, 1000x1517, 06B5BC75-3A17-40F3-B89E-33335670BC87.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13377289

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:08:11 2019 No.13385216 >>13384754 >he unironically read the advertised comics Based. I read the first two chapters (the free ones) of the barista girl who enjoyed getting raped. Cringe but nice art.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:29:21 2019 No.13385271 >>13379600 why did I laugh so hard at this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:36:11 2019 No.13385290 >>13385209 I've seen Sopranos but I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:52:21 2019 No.13385364 File: 7 KB, 277x182, 1500082092437.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384965

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 12:55:22 2019 No.13385371 >>13385190 >Prehistoric >Pre >Historic

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 13:10:19 2019 No.13385417 >>13384945 I wish I could have hear the brainstorming/development of this ad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 13:28:06 2019 No.13385475 >>13384945 >>13385417 I'm unsure if it's real or a shop, it's so perfectly doomercore it has to be fake... or is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 14:06:20 2019 No.13385599 >>13377403 Soda has tons of calories, but as it's liquid it doesn't actually fill you up. While it's not the root cause of getting fat, it sure hurts more than it helps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 14:30:03 2019 No.13385677 >>13379408 >he believes the lie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 15:11:16 2019 No.13385848 >>13384962 Was this during the oil crisis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 15:24:22 2019 No.13385886 >>13385202 >Old English Sweetmeat Sold!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 15:30:16 2019 No.13385904 >>13380140 It worked on my mom 30 years ago, and she was a registered nurse. As soon as fat was reported as bad on the news, here came all of the fat free shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 15:37:08 2019 No.13385932 >>13385290 when tony meets meadow's black/jewish bf and tells him to stick to his own kind, he leaves and tony opens the cupboard and sees a box of uncle ben's rice and the picture gives him a panic attack

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 15:37:43 2019 No.13385936 >>13382229 how many litres of soda do Americans literally engulf per day for the beverage to fill their intestines still carbonated?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 15:42:41 2019 No.13385954 >>13384965 it probably works

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 15:50:06 2019 No.13385981 >>13384948 is this trying to tell kids to do fingering instead of penetration before marriage ? or am I reading too much between the fingers ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 15:56:46 2019 No.13386010 >>13377268 >>13377417 >>13378207 >>13379461 >>13381806 >taking responsibility for my personal actions and working hard to make my stressful life livable? >that seems too hard! >I'll just blame my boomer boogey man like always!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:01:45 2019 No.13386031 >>13382368 Calm your tits, Princess. Nobody’s talking about giving babies soda instead of breast milk. This is a freak specific medical situation where Coke works better than anything else, and is widely available anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:03:46 2019 No.13386037 >>13385932 jej

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:06:37 2019 No.13386042 >>13382704 Kansas is 3/4 of the planet east of Berlin. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:09:46 2019 No.13386052 >>13386042 100% of the planet is east of everywhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:11:48 2019 No.13386057 >>13379387 >Creme on both sides of split Oreo Bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:14:03 2019 No.13386065 >>13386010 >boomers admit they fucked the world and the alzheimers ridden old fucks are still holding onto power and grin when they tell you to bend over >boogeymen Yep, as documented by current events.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:24:26 2019 No.13386098 >>13381562 Made me realize that doing it on a george forman grill the way you do grilled cheese would actually probably work great as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:27:31 2019 No.13386104 >>13379519 What the fuck the things you put on potatoes are already delicious what is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:31:49 2019 No.13386117 >>13385981 I think he's going to shove one of those bowling balls up her ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:33:41 2019 No.13386122 >>13384965 >chloroform >morphine >cannabis edible Dude people were getting fucking ripped.

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 16:39:41 2019 No.13386142

>>13384945
>>13385417
>>13385475
>they don’t know there used to be satire magazines full of fake ads like this.

Once upon a time, way back when, people used to have senses of humor. It’s how people made things that were actually funny, like Blazing Saddles and The Three Stooges.

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 17:03:07 2019 No.13386228

>>13385848
It uses 1965 stats, so before.

This ad is probably from 1967-1968, aka the “still the rolling deathtrap you love, now with more horsepower than ever!” era. The new safety measures back then were seat belts.
And even if you wore one, you were still probably going to be maimed from having your chest crushed by the steering column, or your flesh cut to ribbons by the plain glass windows exploding into razors on impact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 17:05:38 2019 No.13386236 File: 1000 KB, 315x236, Riker Laughs.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386122 >WITH A NUMBER OF OTHER INGREDIENTS Is this a sleep aid or a potion for finding god?

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 17:12:10 2019 No.13386262

>>13385981
Duh.

People today act like they are the first to discover these double meanings.
The ad writers knew what they were doing, and everybody else did too.

>>13386122
Now you know how Granny could take three muscle relaxant pills with breakfast and still drive to the store. Her tolerance had been tried and proven long ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 17:20:31 2019 No.13386290 File: 239 KB, 1024x1024, 1363459425191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385011 Robotic android clone of a girl.

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 17:31:38 2019 No.13386330

>>13386142
>way back when
Millennial here. We still had Weekly World News and MAD magazine growing up. Around the time I was in highschool was when internet journalism started to grow, Big names in satire like the Onion or Weekly World News are still around, just in a different format.
On the other hand, I haven't read an issue of Maxim or Playboy in years, so I can't say if they still have the jokes in them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 17:34:41 2019 No.13386335 >>13385202 Reality is overrated.

>>	OP !zmEe6iL25s Wed Dec 18 18:06:31 2019 No.13386437 >>13379408 Please Santa, hurry. Make the cancer kill me quicker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 18:07:47 2019 No.13386446 >>13379408 I'll remember to leave a pack of lucky strikes and a glass of whiskey next to the tree this year, for Santa of course.

>>	OP !zmEe6iL25s Wed Dec 18 18:11:35 2019 No.13386461 File: 427 KB, 629x536, 1529755842503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382427

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 18:14:11 2019 No.13386472 File: 242 KB, 462x469, 1576352499795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13377354 >Nature's potato, the Potato.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 18:21:31 2019 No.13386501 File: 4 KB, 204x200, 1576331614863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382427 Thanks anon, I really needed that after today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 18:30:33 2019 No.13386553 >>13379519 You know somebody ate that potato fudge right the fuck out of the jar like a savage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 18:32:43 2019 No.13386567 File: 349 KB, 900x1325, 23839602651_12ac92d020_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 18:35:10 2019 No.13386578 File: 34 KB, 300x289, thumb_pepe-the-frog-kek-4chan-internet-meme-punch-punch-pepe-54287633.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384697 >shouldn't of

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 20:34:29 2019 No.13387045 >>13386578 >filename No, you shouldn't of

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 20:40:44 2019 No.13387065 >>13377874 >Morality was invented when I was born Yuh huh

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 20:49:56 2019 No.13387088 >>13386501 You're a newfag but fuck it. This thread needs more Gee Bills.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 20:58:39 2019 No.13387110 >>13385981 >>13386262 It's a shoop

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 20:59:06 2019 No.13387113 >>13384952 Beer is an excellent source of B vitamins, It was used to be given to kids all the time back then, because a glass wont kill them but vitamin deficiency does.

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 22:46:17 2019 No.13387520

>>13381850
I was born in the seventies.
My mother made a mixed vegetable aspic similar to the veg-all ad.
The cranberry candle thing was close to something I’ve seen at a family thanksgiving when I was a kid. They made cranberry sauce with whole cranberries and a crap ton of gelatin so it would set really solid, then hammered a coffee can or something through a ham so it had a cylinder hole in the middle and used the ham as the mold for the cran-jell stuff. Looked kinda cool when sliced, but it was still just ham and oddly jiggly cranberry sauce. Lot of extra efforts for no gains.

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 22:47:49 2019 No.13387523

>>13387113
Kinda... While brewer's yeast is naturally high in some B-vitamins (not so much B-12), but alcohol adversely affects the ability to absorb B-vitamins, usually leading to a net loss when drinking. That's why you usually see fortified non-alcoholic yeast products like Marmite, and also why those products are common in countries with high amounts of problem drinkers...

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 22:53:50 2019 No.13387539

>>13387113
I bet you could get good beer that had a ton of yeast left in it. There's been homebrewers that have made their own batch of beer from surviving yeast in the cake that forms in the bottom of a bottle of Franziskaner. Like giving the kid nutrient water with a little alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:03:18 2019 No.13387554 >>13378249 I'm racist and all that would do is make me not want to buy it because it's unsightly

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:05:51 2019 No.13387558 File: 133 KB, 2048x1024, 803236024_Anthonylinusmeme.jpg.f7193cd80db7ef182d67b00ff1cf0d43.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13377289 Translation for the zoom zooms: "What are you, fucking gay?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:08:45 2019 No.13387566 >>13386052 >>100% of the planet is East of everywhere. Not for two specific points. Sadly points are non-area, so while your statement is not true for 100% of the locations on earth, it still is true for 100% or the area on earth. T. Captain Pendantic

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:12:03 2019 No.13387574 >>13387566 Wouldn't every point have a series of points directly north and south which can't be said to be east or west?

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:18:40 2019 No.13387588

>>13387574
Yes, max north and max south are the points I was talking about.
But points do not have area, and his original statement was non specific on area vs locations.
But hey, food!
I may just be the geezer in the room, but I don’t see the difference between this stuff and the shit today like Starbucks unicorn fart coffee, and the elf on the shelf branded breakfast abominations being advertised right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:19:42 2019 No.13387593 >>13383398 >a whole fucking cup of corn syrup

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:22:30 2019 No.13387600 File: 35 KB, 459x459, 113BDD12-D854-4772-B55E-FAAEFC12A794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Topic twist, we find modern equivalents. You show a Seven-Up Shocker I counter with a Burger King Blowjob

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:29:02 2019 No.13387621 File: 154 KB, 1280x720, A8BBC63F-C46B-4F8C-9685-AEA5DCEB0B62.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mayo in a pear? Have some Sriracha in a cookie...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:33:20 2019 No.13387629 File: 39 KB, 300x600, 29651F92-E67C-4F10-BE4D-A84E9647E251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What’s with all these recipes frozen vegetables? I direct you to anything that involves a spiralizer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:35:56 2019 No.13387634 >>13383398 I'd let Karo put my wiener in that dish

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:39:25 2019 No.13387647

>>13387523
Nah, vitamins work with normal beer, even more so with the small beer that it was customary to do this in eastern and northern europe. Even pregnant and nursing women used to have beer all the time because it was thought to be healthy in small doses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:40:08 2019 No.13387648 >>13379350 Was this made in a more innocent time when you could have a semi-naked kid as a mascot and no one thought it was strange or were pedophiles in marketing just more overt about their deviancy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:41:09 2019 No.13387653 >>13379367 Well that's fucking dark!

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:46:46 2019 No.13387662

>>13381675
Ya think maybe this shit was why domestic violence was so high back in the old days, a man would come home from his work and see this and just assumed his wife had been possessed by a German and was attempting to kill him in the worst way possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:51:50 2019 No.13387679 >>13379814 Not for consumer usage at home. Its only used in specific medical situations like eye surgery

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:53:48 2019 No.13387684 >>13387648 Little bit of option A, little bit of option B.

Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:54:03 2019 No.13387686

>>13382651
cocaine has an effect when absorbed through membranes in the mouth, thats why cokeheads would rub some coke in the space between their lips and teeth. Its also why the native americans chewed the coca leaf in the first place for its stimulant effects.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:55:27 2019 No.13387689 >>13387648 Probably has more to do with the rise of child porn. You don’t want to be associated in any way, shape or form with child porn, so child mascots have to wear pants now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 18 23:56:53 2019 No.13387695 >>13379408 >santa baby, smoking like a chimney tonight

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:00:37 2019 No.13387704 >>13387689 Rise isn't the right term. Exposure is better. It has always existed, but people not into it are more aware of it now. The general public once viewed Shirley Temple performances as totally innocent. A ridiculous notion these days.

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:01:49 2019 No.13387709

>>13387647
You do mention lower alcohol beers, which I think was my original point. Yes, yeasty beers with lower alcohol contents (as beers historically were before industrialization) do indeed have a nutritional value, which isn't negated if you only drink it infrequently so the alcohol doesn't adversely affect your absorption of vitamins. You could even argue the same of some regular modern beers, though many are filtered to remove all traces of yeast.
As for the health benefits of alcohol, that's really a moot point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:04:06 2019 No.13387716 >>13387704 >Shirley Temple is a pornography analogue Now I've heard everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:04:57 2019 No.13387722 >>13387704 You’re right, that’s more accurate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:06:26 2019 No.13387728 >>13379678 >President Taft-sized yogurt enemas

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:09:29 2019 No.13387733 >>13387716 Just look up the Animal Crackers song on YouTube. It's pretty much undeniable. There are worse examples from her period, though, if you care to look for them. Early child performers are a horror show.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:13:59 2019 No.13387746 File: 47 KB, 390x275, rc_ms (125).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387728 >yoghurt oozing out from under his buttcheeks as he tries not to moan while strapped to The Jiggler

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:14:40 2019 No.13387749 >>13377247 wish I had that line ready when some ccccuuuunnntt tried to push special k on me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:15:38 2019 No.13387750 >>13387733 So, this is what I'm doing tonight? Trying to find Shirley Temple arousing? I'll have you know that I'm a pedophile of taste. ...I'll report back with my results.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:21:10 2019 No.13387762 >>13377391 >Soda's the main thing people on clear liquid diets subsist on This isn't remotely true you fucking gigaretard

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:24:17 2019 No.13387768

>>13387733
Alright.
While I get the potential appeal, I feel like like it's coming at it from a really niche angle that's obscure enough to be disregarded. Images of young, puffy-cheeked, pre-pubescent children have been staples in art over the centuries, especially the Cherubim of the church. There's nothing really outright suggestive in the act of eating or digestion (a niche fetish) nor is there anything terribly sexual about her demeanour. I'm sorry, but I'm not getting it. Shirley Temple strikes me as no more sexual than:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI
That is to say, not at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:30:37 2019 No.13387782 >>13387762 Crohn's here. I have to do a clear liquid diet (plus laxatives) before my yearly scope. I basically live the day off bovril tea, a pot of weak black coffee, lucozade, and that antifreeze/electrolyte drink you get forced to chug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 00:36:41 2019 No.13387795 >>13386098 That's a good idea too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 01:04:24 2019 No.13387833 >>13380956 Invent jello.. "this is great why dont we add.." "fruit or sugar?" "EWWW what NOO Hotdogs! Jello Hotdogs with mayo on top!"

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 01:07:27 2019 No.13387841

>>13381675
My parents always forced me to eat lima beans. We all hated it. So would not sleep until finished. I do not do this to my kids, learn what they like and cook them good stuff in tune to them. Anyways, I bet lima beans back in the 50's were touted to be super healthy or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 01:09:38 2019 No.13387848 >>13387768 Her first film was The Baby Burlesque. That was her first film.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 01:16:18 2019 No.13387866 >>13387088 I have not seen it been chans since 06

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 02:21:44 2019 No.13387995 >>13384952 God damn I wish I could have tried original Rainier, before Pabst bought them out and moved them to California. Same with Olympia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 03:33:55 2019 No.13388082 >>13377341 I'd like to do this but I hate mayo

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 04:22:44 2019 No.13388157 >>13385124 Most of it is bullshit. I think meth is schedule 2 as well. Basically if theres any benefit from a drug that the government can use to boost productivity theyll try to keep it a lesser offense if they ever get caught with it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 04:29:18 2019 No.13388162 >>13385202 I like how even in legitimate ads for the time, the way they marketed their goods sounds like an illicit trade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:20:01 2019 No.13388431 >>13379350 fug this is disturbing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:21:02 2019 No.13388433 >>13386142 calm down boomer, like i said i couldn't tell if it's a joke because of how hellish real life adverts are. muh sense of aint the problem, welcome to 2019

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:37:42 2019 No.13388470 >>13379678 >vibrating chair that shook so violently it made you shit how does that even work

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:43:43 2019 No.13388481 >>13388082 Just use the cranberry and craptons of Knox gelatin. Fuck the mayo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:48:06 2019 No.13388495 >>13388470 Ask any teamster or long haul trucker.

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 07:55:48 2019 No.13388518

>>13379678
I live in Battle Creek. The town where all of that was going down in the sanitarium.
It's not nearly as bad as you make it seem. Most cereals were marketed as cheap health foods which wasn't really untrue. They can have a place in a balanced diet. As for the sanitarium practices, most of the quirks of the Kellogg bros and others were either strange but benign or later determined to be healthy. Overall, it was an advancement.
The real grifting began when Kellogg's and Post began adding sugar to cereal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 16:51:48 2019 No.13389880 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KgRLLPOHq8 Old cookbooks come up with the weirdest stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 17:01:11 2019 No.13389916 >>13386122 Old people take a lot of narcotics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 17:10:41 2019 No.13389961 >>13380021 this specific post speaks volumes about zoomers

Anonymous Thu Dec 19 17:15:19 2019 No.13389981

Not related to food, but when exactly did repairability start to take a massive fucking nosedive into the shitter? I thought it was with the rise of mass production like as is shown with some of these food products, but there were still things being produced that could be repaired for quite some time after.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 19 17:37:17 2019 No.13390051 File: 29 KB, 528x543, spotted smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384965 >skillfully combined

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