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>Hehe you kinda cute white boy. What you said you was making for dinner tonight?

>> No.13374440

Coq au vin

>> No.13374445 [DELETED] 

>>13374438
Bullets. Now please get off my property, and no you cannot:
>use the phone
>use the restroom
>have a drink of water
>borrow tools

>> No.13374449

>>13374438
Oh you know , heavily salted food

>> No.13374452

>>13374438
Fried chicken, potato wedge fries and potato salad.

>> No.13374456

>>13374438
Rice and beans, with pork chops. I was thinking we could go out for ice cream after, I know this place that makes really good soft serve.

>> No.13374535

frozen pizza and minute rice
dessert is a gently microwaved twizzler

>> No.13374590

>>13374438
Guys, how do I find a nice black girl?
>inb4 "doesn't exist"

>> No.13374601

>>13374590
You won't, the nice ones with good personalities are ugly weebs that never leave home and live like the biggest manchildren on this site

>> No.13374613

>>13374601
Aw, don't crush my dreams. I bet there's some statistical outlier out there.

>> No.13374619

>>13374613
Don't listen to him. They have to be middle class and not ghetto. If you live somewhere nice, they're easy to find.

>> No.13374658
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a niglet

>> No.13374661

>>13374619
Just never let them bring family ANYWHERE.
You have shitty realities, she has literal ghetto trash.

>> No.13374673

>>13374438
black velvet cake

>> No.13374680

>>13374590
>>13374613

As a white guy who has exclusively dated black women for the last few years, you are making the right choice brother. Talk to them the same way you would any girl of any other ethnicity, if they’re talking to you and you’re white, they want a white guy, not a white guy trying to be a black guy.

Also, never make the mistake of saying “I want to try a black girl”, or saying something like “you’re my first black girl”, obviously if they specifically ask for the latter then don’t lie, but don’t be the one to say it, it’s a turn off.

>> No.13374684

>>13374619
They all still smell bad and 99.9% will eventually reveal their inner n-word no matter how great they seem

>> No.13374689

>>13374680
Where'd you meet them?

>> No.13374703

>>13374438
a couple of nuts

>> No.13374726

>>13374438
Actually I'm latinx

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>>13374438
>>Hehe you kinda cute white boy. What you said you was making for dinner tonight?
Bluegill that I caught, I'm going to give it a light coating of seasoned flour with no egg. Oh here's a thick slab of my homemade white bread with a generous coating of butter in case you get a bone.
Side is going to be cast-iron fried, peeled Russet home fries.
I'll lay out some fresh veggies with my homemade Ranch you know the stuff in the packet is so much better than the bottle.
Then I've got some homemade relish I make my own pickles you know, hey you want a pickled egg qt? Just put some Tobasco on it.
Yeah I have ketchup and malt vinegar, I like to eat 3-4 fillets then start putting lemon and vinegar on them too.
Yeah I agree those cripy chew potatoes go really well with the vinegar.
Right? People should have more radishes, really cleanse the palate even with Ranch on them.

>if she wanted some home cooked soul food she'd go to Big Momma's house.

>> No.13374731
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You thinkin' lobster? Huh, I'm thinkin' Burga Kang

You can't juice Ice Cube girl, cuz I aint tha one

>> No.13374733

>>13374684
Don't you give me that 'n-word' bullshit. What's wrong with you is wrong all the way through you, if you're going to be trash at least see it through.

>> No.13374746

>>13374730
cringe

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>>13374746
>Haha, sincerity is cringe!
>Ayo bruh my 14th be comin up mane how do I make it rain with Grandma's gift card yo? We be getting bitches up in heya hoo hoo hoo

>> No.13374783

>>13374601
t. doesn't actually know any black people

>> No.13374799

>tfw black and only thirsty wigger girls want you.

>> No.13374803
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13374803

A poison to kill myself so i will never have to suffer another wojack or pepe image ever again. Fuck off you soulless insectoid faggots.

>> No.13374807

>>13374689
A few were co-workers, one went to my college, one was a mutual friend, and anyone else was from Tinder.

Promise you that you’ll have a better time with one than any white girl.

>> No.13374814

>>13374799
Check’d and my apologizes friends

>> No.13374816
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>>13374803
poor anon let me give you a hug

>> No.13374817

>>13374799
Wigger girls are the worst. Maximum cringe every single time they say "bro" or "muhfucka".

>> No.13374822

Please dont call me white boy. You know godamn well you would throw a fit if I called you black girl. Either everything is ok or nothing is. Fried chicken btw.

>> No.13374824

>>13374822
I fucking agree. The amount of times I've had coworkers say "oh that's white people for you" is staggering. I know if I said ANYTHING remotely like that but turned the opposite way, I'd be fired.

>> No.13374979

>>13374780
>effortposting irl
Never gonna make it.

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>>13374438
Haha I'm not White tho?

>> No.13374995

>>13374438
We're going to the red lobster

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>>13374438

>> No.13375059

>>13374658
This poster knows whats up.

>> No.13375061

Black girls > white girls

>> No.13375076

I into orc women so I'm ok with that.

>> No.13375112

>>13374822
>>13374824
Racism is prejudice + privilege. Educate yourself?

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>>13375112
weak bait, famalama

>> No.13375146

>>13374684
true
>>13374733
wow holy white knight, he can say what’s wrong with the entire world but let our innocent ears never be afflicted by a mere word “nigger”.