/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13369078]

This is the only correct way to eat pizza

[Anonymous No.13369082]

>>13369078
yes but you have to tear off the crust and wrap it inside

[Anonymous No.13369085]

[Anonymous No.13369362]

>>13369085
I would feel anger if there were any room left after the disdain and pity set in.

[Anonymous No.13369370]

[Anonymous No.13369410]

>>13369078
if you can bend your pizza then you dont have enough toppings
take your tomato and cheese pita bread somewhere else, fag

[Anonymous No.13369469]

>>13369410
An old school Italian chef said the best way to check the quality of a pizzeria is to get the meat lovers pizza

[Anonymous No.13369472]

>>13369078
Fuck you, calzones are GOAT

[Anonymous No.13370013]

>>13369078
You're eating the wrong pizza if you can fold it.

[Anonymous No.13370025]

>"Chicago, how does your pizza taste?"
>robust and chunky pizza sauce hefty cheese blend with unburnable toppings savory and strong crust
>"New York, how does your pizza taste?"
>you can fold it

[Anonymous No.13370036]

>>13370025
Ha! Nice.

[Anonymous No.13370037]

>>13369078
>nervous smile seeing chopsticks
>finds it weird eating with a spoon as an ADULT
>finds it ridiculous eating from a bowl, meal is supposed to be on a plate
>eats pizza with a knife and fork
>eats asian dishes with a fork
>eats a soup with a spoon only because its a social norm, would eat with a fork otherwise
why are boomers so retarded

[Anonymous No.13370040]

>>13370037
Let me guess, 14 years of age?

[Anonymous No.13370045]

>>13370040
61 actually

[Anonymous No.13370135]

>>13370045
How many hours of internet/day are you permitted in your nursing home, gramps?

[Anonymous No.13370151]

>>13370013
correct. it basically means pizza has barely any toppings.

[Anonymous No.13370194]

>>13369370
At this point that's a fucking brioche bun Jesus.

[Anonymous No.13370199]

>>13369362
>Feeling such strong emotions because someone eats pizza in a different way
Your daily life must be a downward spiral of torment and anguish.

[Anonymous No.13370213]

>>13370037
Spoons are for idiots that got jewed. Fork works for everything just as well if not better. Fuck your social norms I eat my soup with a fork and drink the broth at the end.
26 yo

[Anonymous No.13370217]

>>13370194
More like focaccia...

[Anonymous No.13370219]

>>13370199
get out of here with that pussy shit you fucking nigger, i bet you're a chicago pizza pie eating faggot. i hope some nigger shoots you dead. no one loves you

[Anonymous No.13370274]

>>13369078
False, there's only one thinking man's way.

[Anonymous No.13370276]

>>13369078
Don't go across the street to Pizza Hut.
Go to the Domino's down the highway.

[Anonymous No.13370912]

>>13370274
Retard can’t even eat pizza right

[Anonymous No.13370916]

>>13369078
If you have to fold your pizza, you're eating garbage.

[Anonymous No.13370942]

>>13369469
Bullshit. If not explain why

[Anonymous No.13370972]

>>13370942
Of course it's bullshit. Don't be so gullible

[Anonymous No.13371302]

>>13370916
/thread

[Anonymous No.13371369]

>>13370025
>"Chicago, how does your pizza taste?"
Like shit.
>"New York, how does your pizza taste?"
Like actual pizza.

[Anonymous No.13371374]

>>13370916
Isn't that...the opposite?
I'm Italian, and the only pizzas that don't require folding are from American-style places or kebab shops, since the pizza and cheese are pretty much plastic that stays up on its own even when lifted up from the crust alone.

Any actual pizza I happen to eat requires a modicum of folding or else everything falls down

[Anonymous No.13371386]

>>13371374
You're talking with an american. His idea of a good pizza is probably thick focaccia that they call pizza for no fucking reason.

[Anonymous No.13371397]

>>13371369
yeah bro this looks packed with flavor and not at all like a crusty kneescab they would serve in a public school cafeteria

[Anonymous No.13371423]

I will never understand why Americans keep comparing two different foods, that they unexplicably decided to call with the same name, insisting they're the same one and that one of the two is objectively "better".

It defies explaination, it's a constantly recurring shitshow what boggles the mind.
Imagine observing two people who are loudly arguing about whether potato soup or carrot soup is inherently better than the other on an objective basis. Or whether chicken or turkey is objectively better.

That's Americans flinging shit at eachother over which one of two different foods is the best.

[Anonymous No.13371424]

>>13371386
>his nation is so poor they can’t even fully cover the tops of their pizzas with cheese
I would kill myself out of sheer embarrassment

[Anonymous No.13371432]

>>13371424
I mean, there's pizzas topped with more cheese, man.
The Chicago/NY debacle is a crust thing, there's no iron standards when it comes to toppings.

[Anonymous No.13371459]

>>13371432
A layer of cheese fully covering the sauce is pretty standard. But then again yurup hasn’t mastered climate control or indoor plumbing yet so I wouldn’t expect you to understand.

[Anonymous No.13371712]

>>13370151

This man knows his pie.

[Anonymous No.13371740]

>>13369078
>he doesn't roll his pizza into a log

[Anonymous No.13371819]

>>13370274
>>13370912

It was an advertisement for stuffed crust pizza. The idea being it is so good you would want to start with the crust.

Trying to knock some sense into the ignorant masses. Shit this must be what school teachers feel like.

[Anonymous No.13372028]

>>13371819
Stop orange knighting a retarded 2 yo toddler.

[Anonymous No.13372036]

>>13371459
>yurup hasn’t mastered climate control or indoor plumbing yet
What?
I don't get what you mean with the first, but in the second case, isn't Europe better off?
I mean, Europe's not the place where, if you want your shitter to flush properly, you have to illegally smuggle one in from Canada.

[Anonymous No.13372038]

>>13369085
Patrician.
>>13369078
American.

[Anonymous No.13372044]

>>13371712
>pie.
Yeah man enjoy your focaccia

[Anonymous No.13372057]

>>13371819
Have sex

[Anonymous No.13372200]

>>13372057
>Have sex

Why thank you for enforcing entrenched sexist gender roles. Next are you going to tell all the slutty women to stop having sex; get married and have kids. I think they will reee and lash out at you. They will say words like misogyny and remind you of the current year.

[Anonymous No.13372208]

>>13372028
>Stop orange knighting a retarded 2 yo toddler.

Don't be so stupid, stupid. That's right I used stupid both as a noun and as an adjective; in the same sentence. Orange knighting is the best. See picture related.

[Anonymous No.13372347]

>>13372057
I have. Not worth it and you run a risk of producing spawn into a dystopian hellhole that will drain your essence and finances while torturing them as well, a cardinal sin when it comes down to it.

[Anonymous No.13372359]

one bite, everyone knows the rules

[Anonymous No.13372436]

>>13372057
>Have sex

>>13372057
>I have. Not worth it and you run a risk of producing spawn into a dystopian hellhole that will drain your essence and finances while torturing them as well, a cardinal sin when it comes down to it.

Did this guy just respond to himself? I guess its true. The people that use the have sex come back are just desperate for attention.

So much so that they will respond to their own comments, thereby having a conversation with themselves. Much like crazy hobos.

I dare say this guy need some sort of hobby to help with his crippling insecurity. I would suggest a sexual hobby; like having two bitches suck you dick at the same time; but that would enforce sexist stereotypes. ;-)

[Anonymous No.13372739]

I use fork and knife

t.italian

[Anonymous No.13372996]

>>13369078
looks like Star Tavern in Orange, NJ. Best pizza I ever had.

[Anonymous No.13373014]

>>13369085
I don't care if someone uses utensils on a pizza, but people who dab grease off it are defeating the purpose of eating pizza.

[Anonymous No.13373705]

>>13369085
I've been seeing this for years. Someone must know the context, but no one ever posts it. What the fuck is he doing?

[Anonymous No.13373724]

>>13371397
You gotta dump the Parmesan, oregano, and red pepper flakes on it to make it decent

[Anonymous No.13373745]

>>13369085
>the vinyl gloves at the end
Oh God my sides

[Anonymous No.13373773]

>>13370942
If they have a meat lovers pizza its a shit pizzeria

[Anonymous No.13373781]

>>13370217
Yes, thicker crust styles are more traditional styles as pizza is a natural evolution of focaccia, flyover

[Anonymous No.13373807]

>>13372200
Too long, not sharp enough.
>>13372028
What's Orange Knighting?
>>13372436
>>13372347
>>13372208
Samefag

[Anonymous No.13373833]

>>13369078
wrong but okay

[Anonymous No.13374197]

>>13371819
It’s just too easy anon

[Anonymous No.13374249]

>>13369078
You're missing the ranch dip

[Anonymous No.13374788]

>>13369085

[Anonymous No.13374834]

Tomato sauce cheese bread #1

[Anonymous No.13374835]

>>13371819
Wow, thanks for explaining the joke, buddy.

[Anonymous No.13374837]

>>13372057
Have employment, you stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.13374838]

>>13373833
where do you keep your change?

[Anonymous No.13375050]

>>13369085
If there were argument for stoning gay people, this is it

[Anonymous No.13375329]

>>13369078
The correct way to eat pizza is with a fork and knife you philistine

[Anonymous No.13375401]

>>13369085
he is showing how you NOT should eat pizza