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What foods do autists eat? Pizza seems to be popular for some reason
Judging from the catalog, pizza and McDonald's almost exclusively.
>>13365744Why? Is it the bread?
>>13365739i typically like food that is simple, i avoid messy food and slop where everything is all mixed together and i can't discern every ingredient.Being able to inspect my food is important because i can't trust anybody since i can't tell if they are being altruistic or mocking me with malicious intent
>>13365739https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1288715303
i’m autistic and how it typically goes is i’ll find something i really enjoy eating, eat that for a month straight, one day feel like vomiting on first bite, and then repeat the cyclerecently it was omelettes, next month it was tuna mixed with pasta sauce and parm cheese, haven’t found anything else yet so i’m just eating random stuff
>>13365739Little Caesarsfrozen chicken tendersfrench friesgrilled cheese sandwiches (without tomato slices)sardines and other canned fish (the mercury only worsens the autism)microwave dinnerschicken flavor instant noodles
>>13365813i just went through a 2 month bout of only split pea soup. before that it was chili and now its vodka
My brother only eats chicken. He swears he can't have gluten. He also refuses to flush the toilet
>>13365855>He also refuses to flush the toiletbased, nothing wrong with chicken either but if he won't eat gluten that means the chicken is not breaded which is a no go for me
>>13365739My autistic brother eats nothing but hotdogs, chicken nuggets, and nutella sandwiches.Very specific hotdogs and nuggets. You never see a picky eater who's picky over anything that matters, it's just allegiance to whatever brand of trash they vacuum up.
>>13365739red wine and fast foodmonday is mcdonaldstuesday is wendy'swednesday is jack in the boxthursday is bkfriday is taco bellsaturday and sunday kid's meal from hooters
>>13366084>not eating Wendy's on Wednesday not autistic anon, try harder
>>13366101my selection has to do with where they're located
>>13366111efficient, i'll allow. nice digits
>>13365739pizza is good as long as you degrease it and eat it with a fork
>>13365739>He doesn’t rip off the crust and dip it in the grease. Neck yourself, pleb.
>>13367017that's what the butter flavored grease in the little plastic tub is for
>>13365749the sugar and the cheese, Also nuggies with ketchup is a classic plus maccies fries can't be beat.
>>13366084Do you get the spicy nacho chicken munchie meal from jack in the box? shit is my favorite. Friday is a good choice for taco bell.
>>13367102>jack in the boxi'll let you jack in my box
>>13367418Post bob n vagene
What happened to Ulillillia :(
John Carmack ate nothing but pepperoni pizza for 20 years.
>>13365749It's because autists are stubborn and tend to stick to their childhood tastes and those are two foods highly enjoyed by a large amount of children.
>>13367499he stopped making vids and I think he has a happy life now.But doesn't make me happy.Do you remember the hamburger helper vid
>>13365805hot
>>13368475Thiccicciccia
>>13368473probably closer to warm
>>13368475i'd eat packets of dry oatmeal and everybody thought i was retarded until i convinced one other person to try it... then all the sudden everybody else tried it. Manager at walmart came into the break room and like 12 people were eating dry packets of oatmeal, she didn't say a word just took a look around and left, i've never been so proud in my life
I miss uli
>>13368475is he donating them or buying them
>>13366084this honestly used to be my life, except monday was whoppers, tuesday was pizzas, wednesday was double quarter pounders and thursday was kfc twisters. after that id go back to parents for the weekend and try to recover.
>>13369163feels bad man
You can lose weight by degreasing pizza. Its been scientifically proved
>>13369198you can lose testosterone doing it too
>>13365801I second this. No trust issues for me, but definitely prefer my food not to be messy. If it's messy I need a bowl and a fork.
>>13365801This is just a good case for being a good cook really, that way you know every single thing that went in there because you put the shit in there yourself. Pretty based IMO.
>>13366084>kids meal from hootersTransmission received from planet based.
>>13369239Yup. Home made Buddha Bowls are great and healthy.
>>13369239>This is just a good case for being a good cookthank you, i try but mostly just make homemade taco bell
>>13369380
>>13369380Looks good but you should use some japs and where is the rice?
>>13369381
>>13369383there is Serrano peppers sauteed in with the bell/onion and garlic. My first try at sauteing, came out good i think, new to actually cooking my own food
>>13369399Good job but is there no meat or tofu or some such protein?
>>13369412refried beans, but the can ones now suck and are watery as fuck, next time i will try making my own refried beans with pinto beans and lard
>>13365801I prefer messed up slop all mixed together.
>>13365739There’s literally nothing wrong with degreasing a pizza, if it’s way too greasy when you get it
For me it's the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich
>Uli became an autistic chad who loves to swim and probably has a gf
>>13369447i agree, i don't go overboard but if it got puddles on top that will just run down my face i feel there is nothing wrong with soaking it up with a paper towel , i don't give a shit what people think, who wants grease poured on their face for no reason ?
>>13365739My autist girlfriend hates all my high quality /ck/ food. She likes spaghetti and chicken nuggets and plain shit like that. I try to get her to try tasty shit like vinegar and salt chips or ramen but she only likes plain McDonald's style food
>>13368434ofc ofchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wlZd9YSuDg
>>13369447Greasy pizza just means A) cheap ingredients and B) cheese completely split because they over-baked the pizza.
>>13366084I refuse to believe anyone actually lives like that.
>>13370123fuck yeah thats the stuff
>>13365739When I am feeling trashy I'll buy one of those cheeseburgers from a convenience store. Then I take it home and deconstruct it. The buns go in a pan with some butter to get toasted. Then I take the buns out and slap down the meat patty to toast it on both sides. If the cheese sucks I just slap on a slice of bigger cheese. Normally I'll then put it back together and top it with BBQ sauce.When you go through all that fuss they come out tasting pretty decent. Never goes near a microwave. I tossed out my microwave a year ago anyways. Makes food taste like shit.
>>13370137true storyi walk a lot to occupy my brain and keep from gaining weight
>>13370123>tfw will never be famous socially awkward internet autistI have days where I wish I was him.
>>13365739I work with a guy that's pretty autistic and he will only eat three things: pepperoni pizza, hamburgers with no cheese or vegetables or condiments, and fried chicken. He will not go to a restaurant unless it has one of those three things.He also only drinks water or Dr Pepper.
>>13370515Project much? Weirdo.
>>13370515that just sound like good life choices
sometime i drink vinegar straight
>>13365739I am an autist and i cook for myselfIf you eat fastfood daily, you are not human.
>>13370991agreed but what do you cook?
>>13365835>and now its vodkaum, anon
>>13371054i mean not "just" vodka, i have other stuff as well
mac and cheesecheesy potatoesgrilled cheesecheese pizzacheese puffs
>>13371102No stolly?
>>13371130no, mostly just skol because i wasted all my money on good whiskey (and a lot of meh whiskey)
>>13365739Tendies. Always tendies.
>>13371318Based alcoholic. Black bottle is my go to cheap whisky. Hard to find nowadays. Gin is also nice gutrot.
>>13371346you're braver them me, gin is my devil
>>13371338good but not the best
>>13371346i can't even believe people drink jack, its so bad it blows my mines how it even became a thing in the first place. Especially when Evan Williams exits
>>13369577>high quality /ck/ food
i buy these
>>13365739pizza is popular among fat unhealthy americans in general idiot
>>13370399you'll still gain weight and ruin your health>>13370137that's NOTHING in reality. I know people whose diet is so much worse than that. When asked about their health they say "i don't care" but they also always complain about high Medicare copayments lmao
>>13370535>Project much? Weirdo.No I'll eat almost anything, but I don't drink carbonated beverages.>>13370585>that just sound like good life choicesThis guy has stunted growth, he's only about 5'6". He also stinks up the whole office every time he shits which is about 3 times a day.
oatmeal and cannned tunaI feel like a neko desu
>>13370123>not eating vegan hamburger helper
>>13370585you just pretend those things didnt happen and that it doesnt affect you
>>13370377that fucker has a bigger kitchen than mei wouldnt trade my gas stove tho
>>13367499YouTube got too pozzed for him so he quit. He overcame some of his fears and got a WalMart job and moved to Florida so he could swim regularly. And I think he bought a kayak. He still works on his game occasionally. He has a Facebook page for it he updates.
>>13367499He made it.
>>13367017Enjoy your hydrogenated oils m8
>>13371827KNOB CREEK RYENOBCREEKRYE
Anything that is easy and cheap like pizza, instant ramen, tendies,etc. Also anything that is purposefully disgusting but considered 'friggin superior taste' by other like minded retards, things like sardines, anchovies, black licorice, capers, etc.
>>13365739Pizza and chinese, because I can order both online and never have to speak to anyone.
>>13371102>Evan WillamsMy nigga.
Former helper at a SpEd center hereFunnily enough anything that had a frozen food accesbility. Alot of times Autists wanted something fast and accesible to them so they could enjoy quickly. Fast foods a close second, but alot of times I would find out from when it was lunch time they acted like Frozen Food/Fast Food was their gods
>>13369145Based.
>get pizza from somewhere that isnt some greasy chain shit >dont need to dampen out the grease
>>13371102would you say you are a "problem drinker" anon?
I've got to cook for my family because my mum can't, so I'm growing a sense of "fuck it I'll eat anything". I make simple shit from whatever I can scrounge together from the pantry and fridge on weekdays, but more intricate projects on weekends because I can afford the time. Been meaning to make more casseroles recently.
>>13373478Good luck anon. I started down a similar path many years ago. The "fuck I'll eat anything" attitude is an advantage because you can stomach even your worst creations, which allows you to make them better.
>>13365739Like everyone likes pizza.I ate too much as a kid one time and puked it all up now i can barely stand it.
>>13365813exactly th same for me
>>13367499He is basically almost a normie now. Even finally got a gf.
>>13375458some people don't like cheese and refuse to eat pizza for that reason.
>>13376146>Even finally got a gf.citation required
>>13365739pizza, burgers, french fries and chicken tenders unironically
>>13367082no its the carbsgamers and autist need the energy in carbs to keep themselves awake during long game sessions, im speaking from experience so if you want to ask an autistic gamer neet somthing im here.
>>13365739I have a diagnosis and I eat whole plant foods
>>13369163>monday was whoppersshouldn't whoppers be Wednesday?
>>13376389This is true. Gaming burns lots of glucose. When I accidentally bring home more bananas than my freezer can fit, I do some extra gayming I don't even want to do just so I can get the bananas eaten in time.
When I worked in social care we fed our autistic "clients" or "service users" pic related on toast.THEY LOVED IT!!!
>>13365739Pretty much anything.I like >>13365813 often find something that works, eat it until i get sick of it, then find a new thing.Spent the last 4 months hooked on anything with Feta cheese, sometimes just a cup up it with a fork. Now I'm into olives and baconContrary to the stereotype I loathe McDonalds, tendies and other bland texture-less shit.I really should start cooking again, just had a depressive period so my kitchen is buried in trash, literally just cleared a path to my kettle and fridge so i can get coffee and breakfast.
>>13376512ilu anon, please take care of yourself and your surroundings.
>>13376146Stop lying to me
>>13370137my roommate eats like that but it's only one of their meals every day. any time they come home from work it's always arbys, sonic, wendys, pizza
>>13365739Read a story about an autistic boy who only wanted to eat a limited edition star wars craft macaroni and his parents scrambled to stockpile it. Why don't his parents just train him to eat something different, Jesus.
>>13365739They eat 40 pizzas in 30 days.
>>13367102no. jumbo jack combo without mayo or cheese. 5 piece nuggets with bbq sauce.
>>13376512Hope you are well, man. We're all gonna make it.
>>13376716lol it's true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ4FUgjX9aA>cµck dinner>father is a balding fat nu-male with beard
>>13365739Wheat intolerance is very common with Autistic folks
>>13369239Anon, when i make taco's i go all out. When i tell the other chefs i work with how expensive tacos are to make at home i get weird looks.I'm not a poorfag by any means, also have dual income with the wife, and her incentive bonuses but the shit adds up for maybe a meal or two at most.Tortilla shellsCheeseLettuceTomatoBlack OlivesCilantroSour CreamRefried beansGround beefSeasoningAvacadoSalsa(homemeade or jarred)OnionPeppersLimeWho knows what else i'm forgetting.Making really good tacos at home is not cheap
>>13365739Fast food, pizza, little debbies, pop tarts, Oreos, Kraft Mac and cheese, hot dogs, chicken nuggets, chocolate milk, soda
>>13365739It depends if they get neet bux or not.
>>13377318How do you fit all that shit on a taco? Might as well just stick it all into a blender and drink it. Tacos should be kept simple, no need to put everything you have in your fridge on it.
>>13377369Fair point, but who doesn't like a loaded taco anon? I'll take taco's anyway but rather have a huge symphony of flavors and textures than just plain meat cheese and light veggies.Also 6'1 186lbs if someone wants to assume i'm a fat anon. Just like good tasting food.
>>13365739might as well say autists drink water
>>13376602>my roommate>theyFuck off, your kind is not welcome here.
>>13377318based. I do the same thing with taco night and always end up spending way more time money and effort than I expected. I usually buy the smaller tortillas and eat several so rather than overloading each taco I can make each one however I want it.
>>13365739I once knew an autist that ate 2 oven pizzas a day for nearly a year after he discovered weed , that nigga got fat as fuck.
>>13365739I eat pizza at least 6 out of 7 days per week, so maybe? I don't know.
>>13367418
>>13365739Is he removing the oil on that pizza?
>>13379320It makes it healthier, kind of. It takes away unhealthy and fattening oil, thus reducing the overall caloric content. Some people ascribe the whole thing to Ulillillia, but that's dumb and people have been doing it for much longer than that.
>>13379332>fattening oilYou've been had. The oils won't make you fat. Carbohydrates will. Most plebs don't know that, so It's okay.
>>13370123>it just ends with him stirring pottery
>>13379372>le enlightened keto manwhat do you know that makes 9cal/gram[fat] less fattening than 4cal/gram[carb]
>>13379448The problem is most people avoid fat because they thought that that's the thing that will make them fat and unhealthy.
Autist here. What matters for me is consistency and simple flavors. When I lived on my own I alternated between spaghetti with ground meat and the same brand of store tomato sauce, and plain chicken breasts cooked in a pan with brown rice on the side.Now that I'm NEET and mummy cooks for me she adds more variety but sticks to foods I will eat while avoiding any seasonings. Cheeseburgers, plain beef, fish, or chicken, basic macaroni and cheese, lasagna. We also order pizza (no toppings) but only from specific places because they don't use certain tomato sauces or spices (such as oregano) which make me feel nauseous.I also never add any sort of seasoning including salt to my food. I eat peanut butter and various fruits.
>>13379662Right I also eat plain oatmeal
>>13379662>unseasoned foodthat's more retarded than autistic
>>13365835god help you if you ever taste crack
>>13365801>mocking me with malicious intentCan they mock you without malicious intent?
>be profoundly autistic>got none of the picky eating shit>finally decided of my own volition to stop overeating as well and lost forty pounds so far>using a calorie tracker makes me feel extremely fulfilled and sometimes get carried away trying to beat my previous self on how few calories I can consume in a given day (it's not that bad the craziest I've gone is 300)Feels good. Some of my other sperger friends can't eat any tomatoes/foreign food/ food in "grains like rice or figs or shit like that.
>>13381394This. That shit is delicious.
>>13372168fuck those are good, excellent taste frien
>>13365739Its like the luxury hot pocket, also getting a jumbo pack of string cheese at Costco for snacking.
All three of the diagnosed autists I know hate tomato. Keep this in mind in case you ever want to do something like play D&D or MtG with strangerd - eating tomatoes while recruiting should yield fewer minmaxer/tourneyfag types find their way into your group.
>>13383710I know a lot of autists who hate tomatoes. I never understood why.
>>13365739All these people not recognizing Ulli's contribution to culinary science, the pizza degreasing.
>>13377318Problem is most of those ingredients are fresh. I usually try to get the ones that need to be fresh day of. I always have tortillas, ground beef, hot sauce, cheese, and some other longer lasting ingredients so I can just go get cilantro or lime or other stuff I want for those specific ones.
>>13383710I now understand why I hate tomatoes.
>>13383762>am asburgers>also hate tomatoesyou might be on to something here
>>13384444
>>13367074>butter flavored greaseWhat the fuck is wrong with humanity?
>>13382692I liked Schwan's frozen things like chicken cordon bleu. You could even be full hikikomori and have them leave it on the doorstep.
>>13369577she sounds based
>>13365805My fave drink.
>>13371102I had three trash bags full of mellow corn and New Amsterdam before I realized I had a problem.
>>13369416just buy any brand other than old el paso. And make sure to doctor them up with cheese and garlic powder
>>13373055i hope this anon is ok
>>13385628Probably a tranny so no.
>>13365739
/fit/ is full of autists and they're happy with chicken, egg and oats
ITT: pitiful vaccine brain-damaged goyim cattle
>>13365739Read the book Grain Brain. Removing gluten from your diet reduces symptoms of schizophrenia and psychosis.
>>13376985PAPA
>>13386149What a great looking pie! How did you achieve such a perfect lattice structure?
>>13365739Weird, I was just thinking of picking up a pizza myself and this was at the top of page 1.
This has been my dinner every day for a week now:1 ranbow trout fillet, baked170 grams broccoli florets, steamed3 fingerling potatoes, boiled
>>13386711> goyimJews have some of the highest rates of autism m8
>>13365739I always tear up when I see ulillillia threads. He made it bros.
>>13366084I don't like going to Hooters because only Stacys work there.I don't feel welcome there, I look like a nerd. Not the 2019 hip trendy nerd kind. More like the autistic fedora tipping nerd but without a fedora.
>>13369416 I like to chop up a bunch of bacon and then cook it in the skillet until most of the grease and fat have separated before adding in and gradually mashing the beans. Refried beans in bacon fat with some fresh home-made salsa verde is always based imo.
>>13366084You must be fat as hell and you're going to die.
>>13365855you should tell him that chickens eat grains which contain gluten and see what that does to him
>>13368475god he's so wholesome
>>13371102god that image gave me alcohol poisoning
>>13375458had the same thing happen to me too with hotdogs
>>13365813>tfw this happens with drinks>have two rums but feel for clears
>>13386756Retard
>>13385531You're not New Amsterdam bro, are you? I think he died somewhere warm and tropical at least.
>>13369385nice sear
>>13389479Not me, but I switched to moscato before it got too out of hand.
As a fellow autist, I will also add that I prefer to eat from fast food chains as they tend to have the same prices and similar quality. Plus, nowadays you don’t have to speak to anyone there, just order at the machine.
Either fast food or ready meals (because they can't care for themselves hence the tendies meme) or actual food because they learned how to cook
>>13382692these are unironically pretty good.
pretty much anything a child would eat except thousands of times through "adulthood"
>>13382573They could do it in a neutral way. Being malicious about it implies some serious mockery.