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[Anonymous No.13364142]

Can I get drunk on this without seriously hurting myself?

[Anonymous No.13364148]

>>13364142
depends. how old are you?

[Anonymous No.13364150]

>>13364142
Yea, but only if consumed rectally.

[Anonymous No.13364151]

Just do us all a favor and die already

[Anonymous No.13364152]

>>13364142
no

[Anonymous No.13364153]

being that desperate to get drunk is pretty pathetic desu

[Anonymous No.13364154]

Make sure it’s not the non-alcoholic kind. Been there.

[Anonymous No.13364155]

>>13364148
22

[Anonymous No.13364160]

>>13364150
This is the only correct answer.
Your body will absorb the alcohol, and hydrate itself.

[Anonymous No.13364162]

>>13364142
Please get psychiatric help for your alcohol problem

[Anonymous No.13364164]

>>13364142
Yes, you certainly can. Stephen King did it for quite some time

[Anonymous No.13364167]

>run out of booze at 3am
>decide to drink the Listerine because alcohol
>puke toxic blue all the next day

[Anonymous No.13364170]

>>13364155
dude if youre 22 just run to the liquor store or grab something from the grocery store

[Anonymous No.13364180]

>>13364170
All the places that sell are closed rn, looking for a buzz. Already snorted 4 klonopin and ate 5 150mg ephedrine

[Anonymous No.13364189]

>>13364170
Not him but a fellow drunktard. What should I drink tonight? Has to be affordable but drinkable straight.

[Anonymous No.13364241]

>>13364142
ive basically thrown my entire life away for alcohol and still can't conceptualize doing this

[Anonymous No.13364267]

>>13364142
Found Elizabeth Warren.

[Anonymous No.13364288]

>>13364142
Ask these guys. They're the experts.

[Anonymous No.13364307]

Op here, don't worry guys. I found som hard ciders and some strawberry tequila. I guess I won't be dying tonight.

[Anonymous No.13364332]

>>13364142
dont be ramarama motherfucker just put a belt around yourneck and follow your heart

[Anonymous No.13364342]

>>13364142
what are you deployed in Iraq?

[Anonymous No.13364373]

>>13364241
Same bro

[Anonymous No.13364377]

>>13364332
I'll do what I want, poof.

[Anonymous No.13364389]

Yeah man just drink a bunch of fluoride

[Anonymous No.13364407]

>>13364189
Water

>>13364142
Sure, why not? Has 4chan ever led you wrong?

[Anonymous No.13364411]

>>13364142
just buy a pack of coricidin HBP

[Anonymous No.13364420]

>>13364377
HEY THAT'S MINE!

[Anonymous No.13364436]

>>13364420
Unironically look like the Uruk-hai.

[Anonymous No.13364439]

>>13364142
Yeah, I drank a capful before school every day for most of high school. No obvious health effects, though I never really drank more than that in one go.

[Anonymous No.13364459]

>>13364180
>All the places that sell are closed rn, looking for a buzz.
What kind of nonsense residential area are you in that they don't have 24 hour liquor stores or 7-Elevens? And if you knew stores were only open at certain times why didn't you just buy a bunch of alcohol in bulk before then?

[Anonymous No.13364476]

>>13364142
yes

[Anonymous No.13364500]

Do you have any hand soap instead?

[Anonymous No.13364515]

>>13364180
Go to a gas station and steal some mini bottles of wine

[Anonymous No.13364533]

>>13364500
When I was in detox there was this homeless guy who used to tell us about when he was hospitalised, how he'd get drunk off of the hospital grade hand sanitizer and the nurses had no clue how he'd still register intoxicated after days.

[Anonymous No.13364589]

>>13364533
Are you literally me?

[Anonymous No.13364600]

>>13364533
>>13364589
That's the sort of story people repeat all over the world because it's the right combination of impressive to normalfags while still being plausible. It's like the "my friend took too much LSD and thought he was a glass of orange juice" one, or "this really fat guy I know got kicked out of an all you can eat buffet for eating too much."

[Anonymous No.13364682]

>>13364142
Getting drunk IS seriously hurting yourself.

[Anonymous No.13364689]

>>13364533
Based, here's a tip for all you hospitalized hobos out there: a lot of hand sanitizer brands have denaturants or some wack shit like methanol etc which makes it poisonous. Germ-X does not and while it tastes awful, it's not toxic. Well, no more toxic than alcohol usually is.

[Anonymous No.13364727]

>>13364600
But there's nothing impressive or believable about your other two examples buddy.

[Anonymous No.13364786]

>>13364142
Found the abo.

[Anonymous No.13364796]

>>13364142
Post back of bottle

[Anonymous No.13364800]

Some abo cunts where I used to live used to steal a bunch of this shit from the supermarket and mix it with Sprite to get wasted.

[Anonymous No.13364801]

>>13364142
Apparently you can get drunk by eating or blending a batch of whole oranges icluding the peel. The peels are key.

[Anonymous No.13364807]

>>13364439
That's insane. You probably didn't even get buzzed just placebo.

[Anonymous No.13364827]

>>13364241

mah nigga

[Anonymous No.13364829]

>tfw leaf and liquor stores aren't open 24/7
But then again being a worker in the night shift would be insanely scary.

[Anonymous No.13364840]

>>13364800
Has any race been so thoroughly ANGLO'D as the abos? First you almsot wipe them out, then you make them work for you, then you half-arsedly "uplift" them to the standard of petrol-sniffing retards and pat yourselves on the back for your enlightenment.
Joker picture here

[Anonymous No.13364843]

>>13364840

Same story for Americans and your native "indians".

[Anonymous No.13364848]

>>13364843
Native Americans manage to stay above abos, I feel. Although I've heard their "reservations" can get absolutely fucking grim.
I suppose there's the Cornish, who were so thoroughly ANGLO'D they are now literally Anglos.

[Anonymous No.13364857]

>>13364848

Native Americans have a world-wide stereotype of being drunkards and beating their women. Same as abos.

[Anonymous No.13364867]

>>13364857
They don't huff petrol and fall asleep in the road though
They also weren't quite so comprehensively fucked over until like the 80s, I think (idk that much about Native Americans other than the world-wide reputation)

[Anonymous No.13364875]

>>13364867

Well yeah you got me on the petrol and sleeping on the road shit.

One thing I have noticed with all abos, and this comes from living in a high abo population area for a couple of years, they are absolutely geared to being outdoors. Even when they have houses, they'll spend the day hanging out on each others' front steps. Never inside.

[Anonymous No.13365019]

>>13364829
>bat behind counter waiting to club monkeys

Scary in the state sure where theres 50000x more niggers and guns sure itd be different but meh neither is really scary, so what some coon tries to rob you its not your money.

[Anonymous No.13365206]

>>13364875
>living in a high abo population area for a couple of years
God I feel sorry for you, but you voluntarily did that to yourself?

[Anonymous No.13365217]

>>13364533
Wew. I went through intensive inpatient rehab and some woman in my group drank hand sanitizer for years. I don't remember the details because I was detoxing and she wasn't around long but she was obese and had a desk job, drank hand sanitizer all day at work. She said it triggered her when the counselor used non alcoholic hand sanitizer

[Anonymous No.13365231]

>>13364533
>>13364600
I'm an RN and the only unbelievable part of that story is that the nurses didn't know what was going on.
It's not uncommon for us to remove the hand sanitiser from the room when we have certain patients.

>>13364689
This probably varies a lot regionally but the hand sanitisers we use here are denatured with a harmless bittering agent. A normal man can't keep down something like that but some of these people have pretty much left humanity behind.

[Anonymous No.13365253]

>>13365231
>remove the hand sanitiser from the room
I'm talking public hospitals not private, the kind where there's plastic sheet dividers not individual rooms and the patients number in the many.
Even when you're under supervision it's easy to ask to go to the toilet/bathroom, which is down the hall and during the trek you fill your plastic cup (which any nurse will give you when asked for a drink of water) full of sanitiser on the sly.
Alcoholics can be sneaky bastards and would eat urinal cakes if you told them that they contain alcohol.

[Anonymous No.13365260]

>>13365253
I do work in the public sector and we do have rooms with usually either 2 or 4 patients. When we have someone who's a bit of a wandering alcoholic we try to get them in a room by themselves, though.
And yes, they probably do manage to sneak a sip here and there, but we are at least trying.

[Anonymous No.13365285]

>>13364857
Strange how Native Americans only became that way after contact with the disease ridden, filthy, degenerate cockroaches of europe.