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Gamer fuel thread, what are you snacking on /v/?

>> No.13363228
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Adderall and my grillfriend's feets.

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>> No.13363231

Mm chunky looking. Whats in it?

>> No.13363232

macaroni, spinache, pamersan,sausage, velvetta, and tomato chunks

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It's tastier than it looks

>> No.13363234

Looks like mac and cheese thats been left on the counter for a week, what is that green shit? It looks like mold.

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>> No.13363236
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>> No.13363237

prolly the spinach. I dunno I think it looks like a fucking gar ass bowl of nutrients. It looks like if I took a bite of that I'd be compelled to force someone into an arm wrestling match.

>> No.13363238

my boyfriends cummies

>> No.13363239

Eating oatmeal with peanut butter and a dash of brown sugar right now

>> No.13363240
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>local mom and pop supermarket gets new meat shipments on Fridays
>does a fire sale on all old unsold meat
>old unsold meat ends, offal, and tripe go for bottom dollar with butcher ball specials on Friday
>they're right by my house
I grab one of these bad boys on the way home from work along with a six pack of cold ones, then crack 'em and snack through a long night of mayhem Modern Warfare. Each butcher ball has about the same protein as an equal volume of steak, for half the price.

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I buy cakes on clearance at Walmart.

>> No.13363242

You've posted one. Post the other

>> No.13363243

Nothing. Using bodyfat fuel today.

>> No.13363244

made a batch of hash a couple days ago, working my way through that
>easy to make
if there's a better meal i haven't found it

>> No.13363245

Do you eat all those by yourself?

>> No.13363246

Let me see those toes

>> No.13363247

what is this exactly? how do you cook this?

>> No.13363248

It's a friday cut loose a little anon

>> No.13363249

that looks horrifying

what is it?

>> No.13363250

>ends, offal, and tripe
why would anyone, other than starving dogs, eat those?

>> No.13363251

>best used by two days ago

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Do they really sell them on clearance because they made too much or are they just trying to sell them before expiration?

>> No.13363253

they're pretty nutritious and if you cook them they taste fine

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uma delicia

>> No.13363255

Holy fuck why is everyone but OP eating like peasants?

>> No.13363256

Perrier, then beer later.

>> No.13363257

post your body

>> No.13363258

This looks like something out of Bloodborne or Mr. Meaty.

>> No.13363259

The fuzz makes me worry but i'd have a slice just to taste. I imagine its just a chunk of protein. Maybe a little butter and it'd be good with some beer.

>> No.13363260

I used to drink a lot of juice blends like that and then I got a kidney stone

>> No.13363261

Nigga we broke as fuck.

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>> No.13363265

Not him, but those labels are super conservative estimations. Unless it's been in the worlds most humid Walmart with coughing kids surrounding it 24/7, at worst it's maybe a little dry, nothing a splash of milk can't fix.

>> No.13363266

tranny feet

>> No.13363267
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God why do you guys eat like pigs? No wonder everyone is a fat fuck

>> No.13363268

who are you quoting?

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>> No.13363270

Post your celery sticks and water then anon

>> No.13363271

how do you prepare them?

>> No.13363272

It's because baked goods only stay "fresh" for a certain amount of time, after that they dry out. So stores have to keep a rotating stock and put "old" product on clearance.

Kinda like buying old bread from a bakery. It's still fine (otherwise they wouldn't sell it), just a bit hard. You can still use it for bread pudding, croutons, etc.

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some authentic british cuisine

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Any Balkanbros still up?

>> No.13363275

I'm 32, at some point I really need to learn how to make a simple but mean bowl of chili slop.

>> No.13363276

Unlike fat fuck anon who is gonna wolf all of that down in one night

>> No.13363277

name of dish?

>> No.13363278

bruh, you just put shit in a pot with water and boil it

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I prefer MDMA. I'm all about dying before 30

Pic unrelated

>> No.13363280

That looks delicious anon what is it?

>> No.13363281

he could freeze them?

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I know, it's fantastic.

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The wifey is a vegan and bites her tongue when it comes to me eating most meat, but threatened to stay over the in-laws' for a week the next time she caught me having head for dinner. She had to stay late at work to do inventory, I wonder if she'll smell it when she gets home?

>> No.13363284

I had some eggs with ham and beans in the morning.
I had 3 cookies and 2 regular ensures.
Gonna go to the gym right now.
Eat half a pizza, then wake up and eat the other half.
Go to the gym tomorrow.
And will probably eat a chicken sandwhich in the afternoon and that's it.

>> No.13363285

how the fuck do you need to "learn" to make chili, probably the easiest food dish in existence

how did you get to age 32 without dying?

>> No.13363286

>eating anything after lunch
the absolute state of morbid obesity of this board

>> No.13363287
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This is the ultimate gamer fuel.
Try to find something better than this

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>> No.13363290
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>Even pretty girls are getting fucking obese these days
At least there's one positive aspect about this clown world.

>> No.13363291

exquisite british cuisine

>> No.13363292

Burek. There are many ways to prepare it. If you are interested, here's one of the recipes (and yes, it's in Engrish)


Note: put less oil than he did.

>> No.13363293


Exactly. My Mom told me to freeze them then when I'm ready to eat one, take it out and let it thaw out overnight.

Then I can microwave a piece to make it soft and warm.

>> No.13363294

ultimately its all up to taste but honestly nothing beats chili that has been slowly simmering for hours.

>> No.13363295

>in water
Unless you're making noodles or boiled/poached eggs, fuck no. Frying in a pan with some butter and seasonings is always better.

>> No.13363296

how do you fry chili?

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>hueg feet

>> No.13363298

What is that?

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Going to Soriana to pick up some stuff guys, what do you want?

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Ah, a fellow man of culture.

>> No.13363301

Chili is an art. Throwing leftover shit in a pot is easy, making my dick hard and my asshole cry is a different story.

>> No.13363302

Kebab on a pizza
Absolute juicer food.

>> No.13363303
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You put it all in a butcher net like pic related and boil it in a big pot with spices and whatnot like you would corned beef. The butcher has a "you buy it, we fry it" policy so you can use your EBT card for it, so I didn't have to prepare it, just cut it and eat it. You typically wanna keep all the meat ends, offal, and tripe whole so you can boil it in the net and then slice and eat it or cut it into a hash at your leisure after it's done cooking, but some people prefer hashing it beforehand, making it into a loaf, and baking it.
It's pretty much no worse than a hot dog, it just hasn't gone through the industrial rendering process. I find that pink slime shit grosser than just plain old whole scraps.

>> No.13363304

Even with chili you'll want to brown the meat in a pan first. But you're right, I misread and thought he ONLY knew how to make chili.

>> No.13363305

I'm surprised they sold him shit that was past the due by. The store I work at will give you double back if we accidentally sell you something out of date.

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>> No.13363307

Que se arme la carnita culo, pon casa y yo saco unas morras pal coto.

>> No.13363308

Post rich gamer fuel or fuck off

>> No.13363309

how much meat is there to even eat from one of those? The tongue and whatever is around the cheek? Brain? I have no fucking clue

>> No.13363310

fry the meat in the pot so you can build up a fond, then put in the water to get that in the chili MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.13363311

would it insult you if I thought this looked like a meat spanakopita at first? I know it sounds dumb but im not too familiar with balkan cuisine.

Any variations youd suggest to add to the filling? or is this one of those dishes you just keep simple

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Stop eating greens.

>> No.13363313


>Always been a super picky eater.
>Try Hormel chili in a can
>It's really good.
>Mom finds out.
>Offers to make me some chili made from scratch in her crockpot.
>It's fucking delicious and leaves my house smelling like chili for two days.

>> No.13363314

I can post a bag of doritios and that'd be more edible than most of this thread

>> No.13363315

cool. do you serve it with anything? what about sauces?

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>American food
This guy knows what's up

>> No.13363317

Goddamn that sounds delicious.

>> No.13363318

buy a slow cooker faggot, you can just fire in whatever you want to cook.
>put mince in
>put chilli sauce in (or make it chilli powder and tomato paste)
>add rice later
follow the same steps for pretty much any other foods.

>> No.13363319

Exactly why doesn’t everyone just eat one meal a day? Can these people seriously afford food? Lmao richfags

>> No.13363320


>want pop tarts
>go to corner store
>$1.00 a pack
>go to grocery store
>box is 4 pack for $4.50
>go to 7-11
>2 packs for $1.50

why do stores do this

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Had mushroom spinach ramen in a beef stock
and I’m sipping a vodka cranberry

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got a delissio pizza in the oven

prolly gonna watch Time Traveller: Girl Who Leapt Through Time

>> No.13363323

what a hamplanet

>> No.13363324

sorry I only speak white

>> No.13363325

RIP Lia.

>> No.13363326

are these really worth getting? its tempting but besides having a kill timer i dont see the benefit vs a regular pot that can be used both in the oven and stove top

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best meal i've had in awhile

>> No.13363328

Demand and supply. Most people go to grocery stores for actual food but the occasional soccer mom gotta pick up one of those pop tarts for the brats.

>> No.13363329

Hey, spanakopita is good, too.
You can always add some potatoes or make burek with potato only, such as


Spinach is a good choice, too.

>> No.13363330

you can put stuff in before you go to work and leave it on while you aren't even home. doing that with a stove would probably not be the best idea.

>> No.13363331

Throw a bunch of beans and broth and browned meat in a crockpot and leave it goin for like 8 hours. EZ

>> No.13363332

Shit yeah, good point.

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Vitamin and mineral supplements, Creatine, BCAA, Nettle tincture and Whey Protein.

>> No.13363334

I have like 3 gallons of chili I made yesterday. If I eat anymore my asshole is going to pay for it. I really wish chili didn't turn my shit into molten lava.

>> No.13363335

how many scoops?

>> No.13363336

They're like $20-30 depending on what size you want. Pretty nice for making low and slow soups or meat while you're at work.

>> No.13363337

i havent had a pop tart in years. which flavors are solid as a dessert?

>> No.13363338


i'm cutting out meat to maintain my physique but if i werent i would buy a used crockpot off amazon, a bunch of chicken breasts and slow-cook my chicken every night then wake up in the morning and have my lunch ready.

>> No.13363339

Protein? 1 scoop in 0.5 L of milk and I feel full. I already have extra weight I put on purpose so I could work out easier. I only sometimes take it if I feel like I haven't eaten enough protein that day.

>> No.13363340

I tried making Jamaican beef patties but made the dough too thin so its was like a giant hard bubble. The filling was great though. Is me being able to afford to experiment with food peasantry?

>> No.13363341


Enough to give me horribly smelly protein farts.

>> No.13363342

That looks really good anon

>> No.13363343

Brown Sugar Cinnamon, i wouldn't bother with any of the actual dessert flavors like fudge, they're all pretty garbage.

>> No.13363344

not him but I'm a chink who cook everyday
but I still never once attempt to make chili

>> No.13363345

A british mans daughter on a pizza.

>> No.13363346


Fuck no

>> No.13363347

No anon you are fine, I'm talking about everyone else.

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anything but wild berry, brown cinnamon and strawberry

>> No.13363349

>that looks fancy
no wait, ritz with velveeta?

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Need some veggies?

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Cigarette and also hash from my pipe

>> No.13363352

Thanks for bringing this up anon, didnt know about burek until this thread

>> No.13363353

had chicken, rice and brussel sprouts for dinner.

now im eating some icey pops :)

>> No.13363354

>cookies and creme
That is the most disgusting flavor, and for a fucking poptart thats saying something.

>> No.13363355

Peppers are fruit, anon.

>> No.13363356

God you must be hideous

>> No.13363357

How much was that? I'd dying to saute and kebab those bad boys

>> No.13363358
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Coast is clear, no jannies. Time for some Ja/ck/.

>> No.13363359

Based clearance cake poster

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Uma delícia.

>> No.13363362

You guys bully him so much he disabled all comments and likes

>> No.13363363
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This thread is now joocy. Have some Pittsburgh blueburger.

>> No.13363364

Is that supposed to be some general tso or whatever sauce?

>> No.13363365
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this is really the only reason i lurk these threads, thanks anon and post more.

>> No.13363366

Drink lots of water anon. Juice and other drinks are fine in moderation.

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Well, now you know what you're supposed to eat when/if you come here. Oh, and this:
It tastes better than you think.
It was actually a gift from one of my customers. Has nothing to do with sex, btw. I'm just a nice guy and my customers love me. But this
>pic related
caused the real pain.

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>game's tutorial is unclear about core mechanics

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>> No.13363370

Brown cinnamon is fucking good Anon

>> No.13363371
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What am I looking at?

>> No.13363372

Nothing right now, Gonna go to mcdonalds, taco bell or sonic and grab some food. I'm thinking on going to taco bell and getting a a crunchwrap supreme with 4 bean burritos with sour cream topped off with a large coke.

>> No.13363373

Do you think he does these at least once before he films it, or is it always his first time trying it when he films?

>> No.13363374

post more

>> No.13363375
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>> No.13363376

burek is kino but for me, it's cevapi

>> No.13363377

Is that oil even hot? He drops the corn dog(?) In and nothing happens, it just sloshes around.

>> No.13363378

I mean, I've fucked up plenty of food in my day, but is this guy trolling?

>> No.13363379

she died?

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This upsets me

>> No.13363382

>Battering a frozen, battered corn dog

>> No.13363383

I'm gonna guess that's a really shitty attempt at a cocktail and probably overly sweet, or something premixed, but you added the bamboo skewer just to make it look less like apple juice.

>> No.13363384

Why not both?
Learn from the master


>> No.13363385

Sounds based, but Tbell doesn't sell Coke. Only baby fetus Pepsi

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>> No.13363387
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>> No.13363388

>When a manchild pretends to have mature tastebuds

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>> No.13363390

Yea forgot about that, I'll get a dr pepper instead. It's farther from my house, Instead I might go to sonic but I'll have to decide.

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love me some steak. been enjoying ny strip lately over ribeye (my usual favorite). i can never get the eye of the ribeye good and the cap goes cold while im eating the eye.

>> No.13363392

looks like a try at a manhattan or old fashioned to me. Cherry looks like a luxardo or similar, so at least that is quality.

>> No.13363393

I microwaved some hotdogs

>> No.13363394
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>> No.13363395

why the fuck did it upload upside down. it's right side up when i open it on my desktop.

>> No.13363396

you can buy anal prolapses in a jar now?

>> No.13363397

bcaa's a meme

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>> No.13363399

whats wrong with this except for all the cans

>> No.13363400

Bro I don't want prolapsed anus IPA chili.

>> No.13363401

they're a meme. i slow cook stuff in my pots all the time while i sleep.

I don't see the point of buying another bulky kitchen appliance just for a little convenience.

>> No.13363402
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Is there anything more convenient & easy, yet tasty & fulfilling than pasta & meatballs? Looking for some easy dishes for my lazy ass.

>> No.13363403

>It tastes better than you think
I love cabbage rolls. If anything its nice having a new recipe to try.

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OP here used a morello with a 2:1:2 ratio and a strain. All for under 20 bucks. What should I do different?

>> No.13363405

Meatballs still require some work, If you want pasta just make boil fettuccine noodles, Get ragu fettuccine sauce and grill some seasoned chicken and cut it up. Easy meal.

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>> No.13363407

Is that all cheese? How does a bunghole even handle that?

>> No.13363408
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Thinkin of going and getting a burger and milkshake. Yes I'm overweight

>> No.13363409

His comment section isn't the only thing that's disabled

>> No.13363410

yeah, his right arm is disabled since the stroke

>> No.13363411

why not lose weight bro?

>> No.13363412

Lol I saw this picture on reddit, so either you browse reddit and save pictures from there or you're the guy that actually cooked it. I remember people commenting that it didn't look very appetizing, but the guy who posted it said it was "delicious."

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that looks disgusting m8

>> No.13363414

In a manner of speaking.

>> No.13363415

Picked up dark morello cherry at trafer joes for 3.50. Sweet deal.

>> No.13363416

What are you? A vegan? Kek.

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>> No.13363420

What a butterball. Needs like 50lbs tho.

>> No.13363421

icehouse beer

>> No.13363422
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>> No.13363423

What unfortunate proportions

>> No.13363424

nice sear but i cant really tell what the side is. some kinda melted cheese on something?

>> No.13363425

Clearly a manhattan would garnish with an orange slice if it was an old fashioned.

>> No.13363426

2 eggs over medium-ish

>> No.13363427

>Imagine not knowing how to make eggs either scrambled or sunny side up.

Scrambled eggs are the easiest shit to make, literally crack eggs in a pot, whisk them or break the yolk.

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Time to Ja/ck/ it!

>> No.13363430

Did he just pull those sticks out of the fridge? He's trying to mix giant cold blocks of butter. Why did he not cut them up?

>> No.13363431


Fuck this looks like a teratoma

>> No.13363432

Gonna try again for New Years, usually end up failing, but I like to try every year anyway. Gives me something to strive for/do. Gonna try exercising, getting on a diet, cutting out soda, drinking more water, etc.

Also trying to enjoy being a fatass glutton for the rest of the year before I stop.

>> No.13363433

already ate it senpai

>> No.13363434

ya id drink lots of apple juice but then i started getting explosive diarrhea from it like take a shower because my whole ass was covered in doo doo water diarrhea

>> No.13363435

>Eating your steak blue rare/rare

Jesus Christ. Why even bother cooking it?

>> No.13363436

I miss smoking

>> No.13363443
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Don't become a Jack

>> No.13363447

Its pretty shit desu, I said the same thing before I started again and now I just wish I could stop having moments of weakness and wasting money on another pack once or twice a week

>> No.13363449

Didn't Jack say this was the best steak he ever had? I remember hearing that.

>> No.13363452

>in /ck/ now
Get /v/ the fuck away from my board

>> No.13363453

you know anon, i'm a disgusting fatbody myself but decided to finally change that. eat healthy, drink water, do HIIT to get /fit/. it's never too late friend

>> No.13363457

now that it's on /ck/ let's talk about video games

>> No.13363460

This, move the thread about making and eating food back to the board about videogames. It doesn't belong on the board for cooking and eating food

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Name this game

>> No.13363470

>faggot mod moves thread to /ck/
alright let's talk about video games finally, what's your favorite game of all time

>> No.13363472

We should all report this as offtopic now

>> No.13363478

Cooking mama

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>> No.13363483

op here can i still kill the thread by deleting my post?

>> No.13363486

>[Not simply caffeine].
> >>>/fit/53559156
>"(Increased T, at a least near intense physical activity – of which not even amphetamine is documented)."

>> No.13363499

>Not even wearing gloves
What a fucking retard, that shit is super sharp

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This recipe only takes ~15 minutes to make and most of that is cooking the pasta, and depending on where you live probably costs under 10 bux to make. This makes over 3lbs of food and unless you're a giant fat ass can feed you for dinner every day for a week. It also still tastes about as good when microwaved.

>cook 1lb farfalle (bowtie) pasta, drain, don't rinse
>in a separate pot add 1 8oz package of cream cheese
>1 10oz can of cream of chicken
>1 10oz can of cream of mushroom
>add salt, pepper, and italian spices (I just buy shitty premade seasoning packets that say 'italian' on them) and maybe a splash of milk if you want it to be thinner and creamier
>mix together
>simmer while adding 1 12oz can of chicken
>I prefer canned chicken since it's really soft from sitting in its own juices for 9 years, and it's also cheap as shit and is already cooked, just needs to be drained so it's really convenient
>mix some more so the chicken is evenly distributed
>sauce should only be bubbling slightly and not often, it just needs to be warmed up, not cooked
>I only have one pot big enough so I cook the pasta and make the sauce one at a time but the sauce only takes a couple minutes to make and warm up so the pasta is still hot by the time you finish
>combine pasta and sauce, mix thoroughly (though personally I prefer to keep them separate and either dip or ladle sauce as necessary)

>> No.13363511

what the fuck is he doing

>> No.13363518

So, what is dark souls of cooking?

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If it was possible for sharp cheddar to actually cut you... Jack would have done it by now

>> No.13363532


Do you just take a parrying knife and slice bits off?

>> No.13363535

Basically anything that retards are convinced is too hard to bother trying to cook, but it actually only takes a little common sense and the recipe ends up getting a bad name amongst "foodies" because its notorious as being used by amateur chefs to brag about how well they can cook while talking to people that don't know the difference between baked and fried

>> No.13363536

don't do this it makes mustard gas

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>> No.13363554

what the fuck

>> No.13363556

What the fuck is that vodka?

>> No.13363561

I'm more curious about why he has a piggy bank painted like Donatello on his kitchen counter

>> No.13363563

I did this and had to call the poison department because my skin began to slough off wtf man

>> No.13363565

Dude needs a handler

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>> No.13363572

Jack got pinkeye because he's disgusting and incompetent. He heard from somewhere that flushing his eye with water mixed with a small bit of capsicum powder would cure it.

>> No.13363574

Like i said, hes the kinda dude who legit could have a handler. Thata just straight tarded

>> No.13363582

I really like adderall but only in small dosages. I cut my 15 mg into fours and don't take them every day, just when I want to. Feet play is amazing. I recently bought a super fine italian cheese grater for $4 on clearance (the kind of thing you can feel the quality of when you pick it up) and I've been using that instead of a pumice stone while soaking in the bath. You can take years of dead skin off your feet in a week or two and make them amazingly soft and much more sensitive. Be careful not to do too much or you'll take live skin eight off too. You'll notice how much more you can feel in certain areas that has calious, it's really amazing and great for your hygiene.

>> No.13363593

It scares me that the entire bottle of ranch that woman is holding was probably not enough for the two of them. I have a bottle of ranch just like that in my fridge and its almost a year old. Jesus fuck.

>> No.13363604

There are children on this board who still play video games? Yikes

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>That look of pure unfiltered excitement and joy on her face while she fumbles to open up that day's bottle of ranch
>tfw you will probably outlive her three times over but will never truly live like she has
I kind of wish something as simple as ranch to dip my daily pizza in would make me that happy

>> No.13363663

c'mon bro, just use any fucking real cheese and cut with butter. you dont need that artificial garbage. if you want to try out something interesting, you could use a smoked cheese along with another cheese, Ive had good success with that

>> No.13363677

How did he get pink eye? Did his wife fart in his face?

>> No.13363683

jack must have an IQ of like 83

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yea and stop eating fatty, start fasting. military uses it to its full advantage which is why soldiers can get so fit and in shape. When you start to feel like you are losing strength after the 3-4th day from the lack of sodium and potassium just eat two cans of soup since they have a good amount of salt and potassium as well as protein. It's all about discipline. Sure you can lose the weight, But will you have the discipline and endurance to stop eating fast food and end your addiction after you lose the weight?

>> No.13363730

Because he's constantly handling raw meat and cross contaminating everything in his kitchen while never washing his hands and wearing a giant stupid alumni ring that's probably festering with bacteria.

>> No.13363740

find a girl who loves you as much as aforementioned fat fuck loves that ranch

>> No.13363746

It makes her that happy because it's all she has. Her only joy in life is eating.

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>> No.13363753

You say that as if it makes it bad
I'd probably eat a lot too if it made me happy the way it makes her happy.
Whenever I eat I just think about how much money it cost me and what a futile effort it is anyway since I'll just be hungry again in a few hours

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All the nutrition you need for the whole day, but in a single cup!

>> No.13363779

>sugar, 266g
>sodium 1560mg

>> No.13363803

When I was a kid a teacher of mine recommended thinking of a gram of sugar as a single jellybean.
Its hard not to feel disgusted when thinking about how nearly 300 jellybeans worth of sugar is in that cup

>> No.13363842

A 2 liter of coke is like 1000 calories. A normal slice of pizza is like 200 calories. With toppings, that's probably more like 250 or 300. It's hard to tell how the pizza is sliced, so we'll assume 8 total slices. For the size of this pizza we can probably estimate at least 800 or even 1000 calories per slice. 2 tablespoons of ranch, the serving size, is around 150 calories, or 75 calories per tablespoon. Considering she's opening a brand new bottle, it's safe to say she's gonna heap the shit on, so we'll say that's around another 400 calories per slice. Let's assume she's planning on eating half the pizza, drinking the whole bottle of soda, and using around 5 tablespoons of ranch per slice.

We have

>1000 from soda
>1000 per slice x 4 for 4000 calories
>75 from ranch x 5 tablespoons per slice slices for approximately 1500
>for a whopping total of 6500 calories

That's assuming she only eats half the pizza, there aren't any breadsticks, wings, or any other sides she doesn't hit up the fridge for a second 2 liter, doesn't take a break to have an entire tub of icecream as a snack, and doesn't decide to chug the rest of the ranch before pulling another bottle from out of one of her folds, mind you. Over 6000 calories for a single meal. This picture was taken over 8 years ago, and it's my professional opinion that, judging from her current physique, apparent middle age, and dietary habits that she's dead by now. If she isn't, both of her feet are gone to diabetes.

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>I'd probably eat a lot too if it made me happy the way it makes her happy.

The way it makes her happy is the way crack makes a homeless person happy. Yes, it's bad. It's not a coincidence she's 800 lbs and smiles at food. She's probably morbidly depressed and she certainly can't move around without help and is probably constantly out of breath even while sitting and never really comfortable, if not outright in pain.

Stand aside, heath shake.

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>> No.13363931

>parrying knife

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>He doesn't riposte his meat

>> No.13363952

pretty sure its the stomach of a cow or some animal

>> No.13363961

That's just your reward for service to Nurgle

>> No.13363981

Saba Misoni (miso mackeral for you gaijins) and some oishii (delcious) misoshiro (miso soup) with wakame (seaweed.)

It was umai (oishii). I am about to make myself some ocha (green tea) next. Yorugohan (hot pot) will be nabe (hot pot, you baka.)

>> No.13364030

ur pretty cool /ck/

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Why live?

>> No.13364489

Is that canned stew with ramen?

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>> No.13364608

I pretty much live on vodka, Taco Bell, and DQXI on Switch.

>> No.13364706

What type of soup?

>> No.13364798

>I want to maintain my 'physique' (that is, my musculature), so I will achieve this by cutting out my most effective source of protein
yep, checks out

>> No.13364814

>cuts his well done steak into 20 odd pieces for maximum surface area
>can't understand why it gets cold halfway through eating it

>> No.13365080

>beef stock

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