Gamer fuel thread, what are you snacking on /v/?

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Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:47:08 2019 No.13363227 [Reply] [Original]

Gamer fuel thread, what are you snacking on /v/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:48:45 2019 No.13363228 File: 349 KB, 1920x1285, 1575277384998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Adderall and my grillfriend's feets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:50:14 2019 No.13363229 File: 27 KB, 450x450, Cherry Burst.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363227

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:50:54 2019 No.13363230 File: 116 KB, 640x853, IMG_5942832417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363227

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:52:04 2019 No.13363231 >>13363230 Mm chunky looking. Whats in it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:56:55 2019 No.13363232 >>13363231 macaroni, spinache, pamersan,sausage, velvetta, and tomato chunks

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:57:08 2019 No.13363233 File: 772 KB, 1332x1004, meal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's tastier than it looks

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:57:37 2019 No.13363234 >>13363230 Looks like mac and cheese thats been left on the counter for a week, what is that green shit? It looks like mold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:58:04 2019 No.13363235 Hamburgers

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 18:59:20 2019 No.13363236 File: 735 KB, 1920x1080, chili.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] chili

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:01:00 2019 No.13363237 >>13363234 prolly the spinach. I dunno I think it looks like a fucking gar ass bowl of nutrients. It looks like if I took a bite of that I'd be compelled to force someone into an arm wrestling match.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:02:04 2019 No.13363238 >>13363227 my boyfriends cummies

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:05:03 2019 No.13363239 Eating oatmeal with peanut butter and a dash of brown sugar right now

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:09:23 2019 No.13363240
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>local mom and pop supermarket gets new meat shipments on Fridays
>does a fire sale on all old unsold meat
>old unsold meat ends, offal, and tripe go for bottom dollar with butcher ball specials on Friday
>they're right by my house
I grab one of these bad boys on the way home from work along with a six pack of cold ones, then crack 'em and snack through a long night of mayhem Modern Warfare. Each butcher ball has about the same protein as an equal volume of steak, for half the price.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:10:40 2019 No.13363241 File: 705 KB, 1080x781, 20191212_114733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363240 Based. I buy cakes on clearance at Walmart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:10:48 2019 No.13363242 >>13363228 You've posted one. Post the other

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:11:50 2019 No.13363243 Nothing. Using bodyfat fuel today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:12:25 2019 No.13363244 made a batch of hash a couple days ago, working my way through that >cheap >easy to make >nutritious >filling >delicious if there's a better meal i haven't found it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:12:38 2019 No.13363245 >>13363241 Do you eat all those by yourself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:12:53 2019 No.13363246 >>13363228 Let me see those toes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:13:02 2019 No.13363247 >>13363240 what is this exactly? how do you cook this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:13:29 2019 No.13363248 >>13363243 It's a friday cut loose a little anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:13:46 2019 No.13363249 >>13363240 that looks horrifying what is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:14:36 2019 No.13363250 >>13363240 >ends, offal, and tripe why would anyone, other than starving dogs, eat those?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:14:49 2019 No.13363251 >>13363241 >best used by two days ago anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:15:04 2019 No.13363252 File: 31 KB, 600x337, What_are_birds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363241 Do they really sell them on clearance because they made too much or are they just trying to sell them before expiration?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:15:15 2019 No.13363253 >>13363250 they're pretty nutritious and if you cook them they taste fine

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:15:45 2019 No.13363254 File: 400 KB, 1600x1200, D838DC42-4CB6-45FB-8722-690D154E2289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:15:50 2019 No.13363255 Holy fuck why is everyone but OP eating like peasants?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:16:01 2019 No.13363256 >>13363227 Perrier, then beer later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:16:35 2019 No.13363257 >>13363241 post your body

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:16:45 2019 No.13363258 >>13363240 This looks like something out of Bloodborne or Mr. Meaty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:16:53 2019 No.13363259 >>13363253 The fuzz makes me worry but i'd have a slice just to taste. I imagine its just a chunk of protein. Maybe a little butter and it'd be good with some beer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:16:59 2019 No.13363260 >>13363229 I used to drink a lot of juice blends like that and then I got a kidney stone

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:17:38 2019 No.13363261 >>13363255 Nigga we broke as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:17:49 2019 No.13363262 File: 567 KB, 1080x2280, Resized_Screenshot_20191113-165107_Photos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363257

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:18:55 2019 No.13363263 File: 605 KB, 1070x1427, 20190725_175027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363242

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:19:18 2019 No.13363264 >>13363263 fat

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:19:38 2019 No.13363265 >>13363251 Not him, but those labels are super conservative estimations. Unless it's been in the worlds most humid Walmart with coughing kids surrounding it 24/7, at worst it's maybe a little dry, nothing a splash of milk can't fix.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:20:16 2019 No.13363266 >>13363263 tranny feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:20:29 2019 No.13363267 File: 20 KB, 547x320, 1576083419224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God why do you guys eat like pigs? No wonder everyone is a fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:20:58 2019 No.13363268 >>13363267 who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:21:37 2019 No.13363269 File: 189 KB, 960x960, 1575238433025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363263

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:22:27 2019 No.13363270 >>13363267 Post your celery sticks and water then anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:22:40 2019 No.13363271 >>13363240 how do you prepare them?

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:22:46 2019 No.13363272

>>13363252
It's because baked goods only stay "fresh" for a certain amount of time, after that they dry out. So stores have to keep a rotating stock and put "old" product on clearance.

Kinda like buying old bread from a bakery. It's still fine (otherwise they wouldn't sell it), just a bit hard. You can still use it for bread pudding, croutons, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:22:51 2019 No.13363273 File: 50 KB, 750x782, f8kjjj9yz3321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] some authentic british cuisine

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:23:09 2019 No.13363274 File: 1.00 MB, 1840x3264, IMG_20191203_155323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363227 Any Balkanbros still up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:23:27 2019 No.13363275 >>13363236 I'm 32, at some point I really need to learn how to make a simple but mean bowl of chili slop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:23:40 2019 No.13363276 >>13363272 Unlike fat fuck anon who is gonna wolf all of that down in one night

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:23:42 2019 No.13363277 >>13363274 name of dish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:24:05 2019 No.13363278 >>13363275 bruh, you just put shit in a pot with water and boil it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:24:28 2019 No.13363279 File: 42 KB, 516x600, 7d28809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363228 I prefer MDMA. I'm all about dying before 30 Pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:24:41 2019 No.13363280 >>13363274 That looks delicious anon what is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:24:48 2019 No.13363281 >>13363276 he could freeze them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:24:54 2019 No.13363282 File: 543 KB, 1080x1921, 20190725_121641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363264 >Fat I know, it's fantastic.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:25:24 2019 No.13363283
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>>13363254
The wifey is a vegan and bites her tongue when it comes to me eating most meat, but threatened to stay over the in-laws' for a week the next time she caught me having head for dinner. She had to stay late at work to do inventory, I wonder if she'll smell it when she gets home?

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:25:27 2019 No.13363284

I had some eggs with ham and beans in the morning.
I had 3 cookies and 2 regular ensures.
Gonna go to the gym right now.
Eat half a pizza, then wake up and eat the other half.
Go to the gym tomorrow.
And will probably eat a chicken sandwhich in the afternoon and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:25:36 2019 No.13363285 >>13363275 how the fuck do you need to "learn" to make chili, probably the easiest food dish in existence how did you get to age 32 without dying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:25:59 2019 No.13363286 >eating anything after lunch the absolute state of morbid obesity of this board

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:26:06 2019 No.13363287 File: 94 KB, 671x444, kebabpizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363227 This is the ultimate gamer fuel. Try to find something better than this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:26:10 2019 No.13363288 >>13363282 THIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:26:38 2019 No.13363289 >>13363282 disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:26:57 2019 No.13363290 File: 2.93 MB, 960x960, Based Pierce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363282 >Even pretty girls are getting fucking obese these days At least there's one positive aspect about this clown world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:27:03 2019 No.13363291 >>13363233 exquisite british cuisine

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:27:08 2019 No.13363292 >>13363277 >>13363280 Burek. There are many ways to prepare it. If you are interested, here's one of the recipes (and yes, it's in Engrish) https://youtu.be/KCsnJH8awHw Note: put less oil than he did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:27:15 2019 No.13363293 >>13363281 Exactly. My Mom told me to freeze them then when I'm ready to eat one, take it out and let it thaw out overnight. Then I can microwave a piece to make it soft and warm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:27:19 2019 No.13363294 >>13363275 ultimately its all up to taste but honestly nothing beats chili that has been slowly simmering for hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:27:20 2019 No.13363295 >>13363278 >boiling >in water Unless you're making noodles or boiled/poached eggs, fuck no. Frying in a pan with some butter and seasonings is always better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:27:46 2019 No.13363296 >>13363295 how do you fry chili?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:28:03 2019 No.13363297 File: 349 KB, 960x1435, 1562191081816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363282 >hueg feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:28:28 2019 No.13363298 >>13363287 What is that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:28:39 2019 No.13363299 File: 60 KB, 847x1024, 1576161947230m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Going to Soriana to pick up some stuff guys, what do you want?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:29:00 2019 No.13363300 File: 32 KB, 640x568, 12142026_842405675875457_1661914689_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363290 Ah, a fellow man of culture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:29:27 2019 No.13363301 >>13363285 Chili is an art. Throwing leftover shit in a pot is easy, making my dick hard and my asshole cry is a different story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:29:52 2019 No.13363302 >>13363298 Kebab on a pizza Absolute juicer food.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:30:01 2019 No.13363303
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>>13363247
>>13363271
You put it all in a butcher net like pic related and boil it in a big pot with spices and whatnot like you would corned beef. The butcher has a "you buy it, we fry it" policy so you can use your EBT card for it, so I didn't have to prepare it, just cut it and eat it. You typically wanna keep all the meat ends, offal, and tripe whole so you can boil it in the net and then slice and eat it or cut it into a hash at your leisure after it's done cooking, but some people prefer hashing it beforehand, making it into a loaf, and baking it.
>>13363247
>>13363249
It's pretty much no worse than a hot dog, it just hasn't gone through the industrial rendering process. I find that pink slime shit grosser than just plain old whole scraps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:30:06 2019 No.13363304 >>13363296 Even with chili you'll want to brown the meat in a pan first. But you're right, I misread and thought he ONLY knew how to make chili.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:30:06 2019 No.13363305 >>13363251 I'm surprised they sold him shit that was past the due by. The store I work at will give you double back if we accidentally sell you something out of date.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:30:08 2019 No.13363306 >>13363299 macdonald

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:30:16 2019 No.13363307 >>13363299 Que se arme la carnita culo, pon casa y yo saco unas morras pal coto.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:30:43 2019 No.13363308 >>13363255 Post rich gamer fuel or fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:30:50 2019 No.13363309 >>13363283 how much meat is there to even eat from one of those? The tongue and whatever is around the cheek? Brain? I have no fucking clue

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:31:03 2019 No.13363310 >>13363304 fry the meat in the pot so you can build up a fond, then put in the water to get that in the chili MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:32:12 2019 No.13363311

>>13363292
would it insult you if I thought this looked like a meat spanakopita at first? I know it sounds dumb but im not too familiar with balkan cuisine.

Any variations youd suggest to add to the filling? or is this one of those dishes you just keep simple

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:32:18 2019 No.13363312 File: 51 KB, 640x360, B3Y9bGLoWp5x_640x360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop eating greens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:32:19 2019 No.13363313 >>13363294 >Always been a super picky eater. >Try Hormel chili in a can >It's really good. >Mom finds out. >Offers to make me some chili made from scratch in her crockpot. >It's fucking delicious and leaves my house smelling like chili for two days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:33:11 2019 No.13363314 >>13363308 I can post a bag of doritios and that'd be more edible than most of this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:33:59 2019 No.13363316 File: 1.21 MB, 1632x3264, 15762836176548565481027585375119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363306 >American food Lol >>13363307 This guy knows what's up

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:34:00 2019 No.13363315 >>13363303 cool. do you serve it with anything? what about sauces?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:34:08 2019 No.13363317 >>13363232 Goddamn that sounds delicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:34:37 2019 No.13363318 >>13363275 buy a slow cooker faggot, you can just fire in whatever you want to cook. >put mince in >put chilli sauce in (or make it chilli powder and tomato paste) >add rice later follow the same steps for pretty much any other foods.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:35:09 2019 No.13363319 >>13363286 Exactly why doesn’t everyone just eat one meal a day? Can these people seriously afford food? Lmao richfags

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:35:21 2019 No.13363320 >>13363227 >want pop tarts >go to corner store >$1.00 a pack >go to grocery store >box is 4 pack for $4.50 >go to 7-11 >2 packs for $1.50 why do stores do this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:35:55 2019 No.13363321 File: 1.69 MB, 2880x3840, F13AB0B7-5006-4C37-8F9D-0A7EF251E770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Had mushroom spinach ramen in a beef stock and I’m sipping a vodka cranberry

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:35:59 2019 No.13363322 File: 19 KB, 434x353, Lia 675677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] got a delissio pizza in the oven prolly gonna watch Time Traveller: Girl Who Leapt Through Time

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:36:34 2019 No.13363323 >>13363263 what a hamplanet

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:37:12 2019 No.13363324 >>13363307 sorry I only speak white

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:37:28 2019 No.13363325 >>13363322 RIP Lia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:37:53 2019 No.13363326 >>13363313 >crockpot are these really worth getting? its tempting but besides having a kill timer i dont see the benefit vs a regular pot that can be used both in the oven and stove top

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:38:11 2019 No.13363327 File: 879 KB, 3024x4032, goodstew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best meal i've had in awhile

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:38:15 2019 No.13363328 >>13363320 Demand and supply. Most people go to grocery stores for actual food but the occasional soccer mom gotta pick up one of those pop tarts for the brats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:39:07 2019 No.13363329 >>13363311 Hey, spanakopita is good, too. You can always add some potatoes or make burek with potato only, such as https://youtu.be/z1j7brpuguQ Spinach is a good choice, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:39:08 2019 No.13363330 >>13363326 you can put stuff in before you go to work and leave it on while you aren't even home. doing that with a stove would probably not be the best idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:39:46 2019 No.13363331 >>13363326 Throw a bunch of beans and broth and browned meat in a crockpot and leave it goin for like 8 hours. EZ

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:39:50 2019 No.13363332 >>13363310 Shit yeah, good point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:40:01 2019 No.13363333 File: 497 KB, 575x455, 1554260310599.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363227 Vitamin and mineral supplements, Creatine, BCAA, Nettle tincture and Whey Protein.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:40:44 2019 No.13363334 >>13363236 I have like 3 gallons of chili I made yesterday. If I eat anymore my asshole is going to pay for it. I really wish chili didn't turn my shit into molten lava.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:40:47 2019 No.13363335 >>13363333 how many scoops?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:41:52 2019 No.13363336 >>13363326 They're like $20-30 depending on what size you want. Pretty nice for making low and slow soups or meat while you're at work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:42:04 2019 No.13363337 >>13363320 i havent had a pop tart in years. which flavors are solid as a dessert?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:42:21 2019 No.13363338 >>13363326 i'm cutting out meat to maintain my physique but if i werent i would buy a used crockpot off amazon, a bunch of chicken breasts and slow-cook my chicken every night then wake up in the morning and have my lunch ready.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:42:33 2019 No.13363339 >>13363335 Protein? 1 scoop in 0.5 L of milk and I feel full. I already have extra weight I put on purpose so I could work out easier. I only sometimes take it if I feel like I haven't eaten enough protein that day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:43:29 2019 No.13363340 >>13363255 I tried making Jamaican beef patties but made the dough too thin so its was like a giant hard bubble. The filling was great though. Is me being able to afford to experiment with food peasantry?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:44:03 2019 No.13363341 >>13363335 Enough to give me horribly smelly protein farts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:44:13 2019 No.13363342 >>13363321 That looks really good anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:44:36 2019 No.13363343 >>13363337 Brown Sugar Cinnamon, i wouldn't bother with any of the actual dessert flavors like fudge, they're all pretty garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:44:52 2019 No.13363344 >>13363285 not him but I'm a chink who cook everyday but I still never once attempt to make chili

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:45:08 2019 No.13363345 >>13363298 A british mans daughter on a pizza.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:45:10 2019 No.13363346 >>13363240 Fuck no

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:45:28 2019 No.13363347 >>13363340 No anon you are fine, I'm talking about everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:45:37 2019 No.13363348 File: 17 KB, 479x287, poptartchart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363337 anything but wild berry, brown cinnamon and strawberry

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:45:53 2019 No.13363349 >>13363227 >that looks fancy no wait, ritz with velveeta?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:45:57 2019 No.13363350 File: 1.42 MB, 1840x3264, IMG_20190919_061247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>488878987 Need some veggies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:46:45 2019 No.13363351 File: 2.69 MB, 4032x3024, 1576284338857405707175042692506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cigarette and also hash from my pipe

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:47:05 2019 No.13363352 >>13363329 Thanks for bringing this up anon, didnt know about burek until this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:47:17 2019 No.13363353 had chicken, rice and brussel sprouts for dinner. now im eating some icey pops :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:47:19 2019 No.13363354 >>13363348 >cookies and creme >good That is the most disgusting flavor, and for a fucking poptart thats saying something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:47:21 2019 No.13363355 >>13363350 Peppers are fruit, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:47:24 2019 No.13363356 >>13363237 God you must be hideous

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:47:33 2019 No.13363357 >>13363350 How much was that? I'd dying to saute and kebab those bad boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:48:12 2019 No.13363358 File: 1.64 MB, 1280x720, whisk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Coast is clear, no jannies. Time for some Ja/ck/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:48:24 2019 No.13363359 >>13363241 Based clearance cake poster

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:49:35 2019 No.13363361 File: 34 KB, 559x397, queijotone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uma delícia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:50:27 2019 No.13363362 >>13363358 You guys bully him so much he disabled all comments and likes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:50:34 2019 No.13363363 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, 1465506052225.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is now joocy. Have some Pittsburgh blueburger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:50:54 2019 No.13363364 >>13363360 Is that supposed to be some general tso or whatever sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:50:57 2019 No.13363365 File: 32 KB, 244x295, 1565990638948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363358 this is really the only reason i lurk these threads, thanks anon and post more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:50:58 2019 No.13363366 >>13363260 Drink lots of water anon. Juice and other drinks are fine in moderation.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:51:55 2019 No.13363367
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>>13363352
Well, now you know what you're supposed to eat when/if you come here. Oh, and this:
https://youtu.be/8cQoy3UH8PM
It tastes better than you think.
>>13363355
Really?
>>13363357
It was actually a gift from one of my customers. Has nothing to do with sex, btw. I'm just a nice guy and my customers love me. But this
>pic related
caused the real pain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:52:00 2019 No.13363368 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, — MAX FILL —.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >game's tutorial is unclear about core mechanics

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:52:32 2019 No.13363370 >>13363348 Brown cinnamon is fucking good Anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:53:06 2019 No.13363371 File: 33 KB, 320x320, 1565104834867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363358 What am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:53:20 2019 No.13363372 >>13363227 Nothing right now, Gonna go to mcdonalds, taco bell or sonic and grab some food. I'm thinking on going to taco bell and getting a a crunchwrap supreme with 4 bean burritos with sour cream topped off with a large coke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:53:23 2019 No.13363373 >>13363368 Do you think he does these at least once before he films it, or is it always his first time trying it when he films?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:53:35 2019 No.13363374 >>13363282 post more

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:53:54 2019 No.13363375 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, 1471307243581.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:53:59 2019 No.13363376 >>13363274 burek is kino but for me, it's cevapi

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:54:11 2019 No.13363377 >>13363368 Is that oil even hot? He drops the corn dog(?) In and nothing happens, it just sloshes around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:54:30 2019 No.13363378 >>13363369 I mean, I've fucked up plenty of food in my day, but is this guy trolling?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:54:57 2019 No.13363379 >>13363325 she died?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:54:58 2019 No.13363380 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, 1471302658349.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363377

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:55:08 2019 No.13363381 File: 49 KB, 406x364, 1313671016753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363369 This upsets me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:55:32 2019 No.13363382 >>13363368 >Battering a frozen, battered corn dog ???????????

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:55:37 2019 No.13363383 >>13363227 I'm gonna guess that's a really shitty attempt at a cocktail and probably overly sweet, or something premixed, but you added the bamboo skewer just to make it look less like apple juice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:55:49 2019 No.13363384 >>13363376 Why not both? >>13363375 Learn from the master https://youtu.be/4vJNaB3Eapg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:56:08 2019 No.13363385 >>13363372 Sounds based, but Tbell doesn't sell Coke. Only baby fetus Pepsi

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:56:18 2019 No.13363386 >>13363380 WHY DOES HE DROP THEM YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LAY THEM IN SLOWLY.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:56:29 2019 No.13363387 File: 3.93 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20191207_171123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:56:46 2019 No.13363388 >>13363227 >When a manchild pretends to have mature tastebuds

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:57:11 2019 No.13363389 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1458680495920.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:57:23 2019 No.13363390 >>13363385 Yea forgot about that, I'll get a dr pepper instead. It's farther from my house, Instead I might go to sonic but I'll have to decide.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:57:31 2019 No.13363391
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love me some steak. been enjoying ny strip lately over ribeye (my usual favorite). i can never get the eye of the ribeye good and the cap goes cold while im eating the eye.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:58:21 2019 No.13363392 >>13363383 looks like a try at a manhattan or old fashioned to me. Cherry looks like a luxardo or similar, so at least that is quality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:58:39 2019 No.13363393 >>13363227 I microwaved some hotdogs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:59:10 2019 No.13363394 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1452243471799.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:59:20 2019 No.13363395 >>13363391 why the fuck did it upload upside down. it's right side up when i open it on my desktop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 19:59:23 2019 No.13363396 >>13363389 you can buy anal prolapses in a jar now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:00:14 2019 No.13363397 >>13363333 bcaa's a meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:00:23 2019 No.13363398 File: 81 KB, 490x686, 10336106348574.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363227

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:01:23 2019 No.13363399 >>13363389 whats wrong with this except for all the cans

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:02:29 2019 No.13363400 >>13363399 Bro I don't want prolapsed anus IPA chili.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:02:47 2019 No.13363401 >>13363326 they're a meme. i slow cook stuff in my pots all the time while i sleep. I don't see the point of buying another bulky kitchen appliance just for a little convenience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:02:58 2019 No.13363402 File: 58 KB, 601x400, boulettes&pates.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there anything more convenient & easy, yet tasty & fulfilling than pasta & meatballs? Looking for some easy dishes for my lazy ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:06:22 2019 No.13363403 >>13363367 >It tastes better than you think I love cabbage rolls. If anything its nice having a new recipe to try.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:08:00 2019 No.13363404 File: 1.11 MB, 2160x2160, 20191213_170610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363383 OP here used a morello with a 2:1:2 ratio and a strain. All for under 20 bucks. What should I do different?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:08:10 2019 No.13363405 >>13363402 Meatballs still require some work, If you want pasta just make boil fettuccine noodles, Get ragu fettuccine sauce and grill some seasoned chicken and cut it up. Easy meal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:08:31 2019 No.13363406 File: 51 KB, 526x568, 1491113530626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363339 >>13363341 YOU CANT LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND IF YOU DON'T DO 5 SCOOPS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:08:32 2019 No.13363407 >>13363227 Is that all cheese? How does a bunghole even handle that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:09:13 2019 No.13363408 File: 492 KB, 460x345, 1383892353848.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thinkin of going and getting a burger and milkshake. Yes I'm overweight

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:10:10 2019 No.13363409 >>13363362 His comment section isn't the only thing that's disabled

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:11:01 2019 No.13363410 >>13363409 yeah, his right arm is disabled since the stroke

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:11:05 2019 No.13363411 >>13363408 why not lose weight bro?

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:11:45 2019 No.13363412

>>13363230
Lol I saw this picture on reddit, so either you browse reddit and save pictures from there or you're the guy that actually cooked it. I remember people commenting that it didn't look very appetizing, but the guy who posted it said it was "delicious."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:12:28 2019 No.13363413 File: 546 KB, 960x1820, Snapchat-773461237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363391 that looks disgusting m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:12:36 2019 No.13363414 >>13363379 In a manner of speaking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:12:43 2019 No.13363415 >>13363392 Picked up dark morello cherry at trafer joes for 3.50. Sweet deal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:12:52 2019 No.13363416 >>13363321 What are you? A vegan? Kek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:13:48 2019 No.13363417 File: 872 KB, 1080x1440, 1564686492611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363374

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:14:36 2019 No.13363419 >>13363358 F O U R S T I C K S O F B U T T E R O U R

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:14:48 2019 No.13363420 >>13363417 What a butterball. Needs like 50lbs tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:15:34 2019 No.13363421 >>13363227 icehouse beer

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:15:38 2019 No.13363422 File: 1.66 MB, 2000x3793, Snapchat-1358432668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:15:42 2019 No.13363423 >>13363417 What unfortunate proportions

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:15:44 2019 No.13363424 >>13363418 nice sear but i cant really tell what the side is. some kinda melted cheese on something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:16:18 2019 No.13363425 >>13363392 Clearly a manhattan would garnish with an orange slice if it was an old fashioned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:16:39 2019 No.13363426 >>13363424 2 eggs over medium-ish

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:17:04 2019 No.13363427 >>13363369 >Imagine not knowing how to make eggs either scrambled or sunny side up. Scrambled eggs are the easiest shit to make, literally crack eggs in a pot, whisk them or break the yolk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:17:29 2019 No.13363428 File: 34 KB, 1200x795, cancersticks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363227

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:17:35 2019 No.13363429 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, dollartree_steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to Ja/ck/ it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:17:38 2019 No.13363430 >>13363358 Did he just pull those sticks out of the fridge? He's trying to mix giant cold blocks of butter. Why did he not cut them up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:18:09 2019 No.13363431 >>13363240 Fuck this looks like a teratoma

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:19:02 2019 No.13363432

>>13363411
Gonna try again for New Years, usually end up failing, but I like to try every year anyway. Gives me something to strive for/do. Gonna try exercising, getting on a diet, cutting out soda, drinking more water, etc.

Also trying to enjoy being a fatass glutton for the rest of the year before I stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:19:19 2019 No.13363433 already ate it senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:20:05 2019 No.13363434 >>13363229 >>13363260 ya id drink lots of apple juice but then i started getting explosive diarrhea from it like take a shower because my whole ass was covered in doo doo water diarrhea

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:20:30 2019 No.13363435 >>13363429 >Eating your steak blue rare/rare Jesus Christ. Why even bother cooking it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:22:04 2019 No.13363436 >>13363428 I miss smoking

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:23:52 2019 No.13363443 File: 1.91 MB, 1920x1080, smash_mouth.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363432 Don't become a Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:24:15 2019 No.13363447 >>13363436 Its pretty shit desu, I said the same thing before I started again and now I just wish I could stop having moments of weakness and wasting money on another pack once or twice a week

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:24:47 2019 No.13363449 >>13363429 Didn't Jack say this was the best steak he ever had? I remember hearing that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:25:04 2019 No.13363452 >in /ck/ now Get /v/ the fuck away from my board

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:25:06 2019 No.13363453 >>13363432 you know anon, i'm a disgusting fatbody myself but decided to finally change that. eat healthy, drink water, do HIIT to get /fit/. it's never too late friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:25:33 2019 No.13363457 now that it's on /ck/ let's talk about video games

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:26:04 2019 No.13363460 >>13363452 This, move the thread about making and eating food back to the board about videogames. It doesn't belong on the board for cooking and eating food

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:26:09 2019 No.13363461 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, 1518784053556.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363457 Name this game

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:27:17 2019 No.13363470 >faggot mod moves thread to /ck/ alright let's talk about video games finally, what's your favorite game of all time

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:27:54 2019 No.13363472 We should all report this as offtopic now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:28:23 2019 No.13363478 >>13363472 Cooking mama

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:28:33 2019 No.13363479 File: 2.66 MB, 1920x1080, 1492383716117.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363429

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:28:56 2019 No.13363483 >>13363470 op here can i still kill the thread by deleting my post?

>>	None !!nDffYp5QGtF Fri Dec 13 20:29:30 2019 No.13363486 >>13363228 >[Synthetics]. >[Not simply caffeine]. > >>>/fit/53559156 >"(Increased T, at a least near intense physical activity – of which not even amphetamine is documented)."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:32:33 2019 No.13363499 >>13363479 >Not even wearing gloves What a fucking retard, that shit is super sharp

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:33:25 2019 No.13363506
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This recipe only takes ~15 minutes to make and most of that is cooking the pasta, and depending on where you live probably costs under 10 bux to make. This makes over 3lbs of food and unless you're a giant fat ass can feed you for dinner every day for a week. It also still tastes about as good when microwaved.

>cook 1lb farfalle (bowtie) pasta, drain, don't rinse
>in a separate pot add 1 8oz package of cream cheese
>1 10oz can of cream of chicken
>1 10oz can of cream of mushroom
>add salt, pepper, and italian spices (I just buy shitty premade seasoning packets that say 'italian' on them) and maybe a splash of milk if you want it to be thinner and creamier
>mix together
>simmer while adding 1 12oz can of chicken
>I prefer canned chicken since it's really soft from sitting in its own juices for 9 years, and it's also cheap as shit and is already cooked, just needs to be drained so it's really convenient
>mix some more so the chicken is evenly distributed
>sauce should only be bubbling slightly and not often, it just needs to be warmed up, not cooked
>I only have one pot big enough so I cook the pasta and make the sauce one at a time but the sauce only takes a couple minutes to make and warm up so the pasta is still hot by the time you finish
>combine pasta and sauce, mix thoroughly (though personally I prefer to keep them separate and either dip or ladle sauce as necessary)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:34:30 2019 No.13363511 >>13363461 what the fuck is he doing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:35:30 2019 No.13363518 So, what is dark souls of cooking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:36:04 2019 No.13363522 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, auntmyrna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:36:28 2019 No.13363524 File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1080, 1500648696302.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363499 If it was possible for sharp cheddar to actually cut you... Jack would have done it by now

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:37:35 2019 No.13363532 >>13363240 Do you just take a parrying knife and slice bits off?

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:38:02 2019 No.13363535

>>13363518
Basically anything that retards are convinced is too hard to bother trying to cook, but it actually only takes a little common sense and the recipe ends up getting a bad name amongst "foodies" because its notorious as being used by amateur chefs to brag about how well they can cook while talking to people that don't know the difference between baked and fried

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:38:14 2019 No.13363536 >>13363506 don't do this it makes mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:38:44 2019 No.13363539 File: 2.86 MB, 1244x700, IED.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363518

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:40:37 2019 No.13363551 >>13363535 risotto?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:40:47 2019 No.13363552 File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, 1518387112173.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:41:39 2019 No.13363554 >>13363552 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:42:01 2019 No.13363556 >>13363552 What the fuck is that vodka?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:43:07 2019 No.13363561 >>13363556 I'm more curious about why he has a piggy bank painted like Donatello on his kitchen counter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:44:01 2019 No.13363563 >>13363506 I did this and had to call the poison department because my skin began to slough off wtf man

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:44:07 2019 No.13363565 >>13363552 Dude needs a handler

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:44:11 2019 No.13363566 File: 42 KB, 800x479, 1372630099539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:46:52 2019 No.13363572 >>13363554 >>13363556 >>13363565 Jack got pinkeye because he's disgusting and incompetent. He heard from somewhere that flushing his eye with water mixed with a small bit of capsicum powder would cure it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:48:48 2019 No.13363574 >>13363572 Like i said, hes the kinda dude who legit could have a handler. Thata just straight tarded

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:51:54 2019 No.13363582

>>13363228
I really like adderall but only in small dosages. I cut my 15 mg into fours and don't take them every day, just when I want to. Feet play is amazing. I recently bought a super fine italian cheese grater for $4 on clearance (the kind of thing you can feel the quality of when you pick it up) and I've been using that instead of a pumice stone while soaking in the bath. You can take years of dead skin off your feet in a week or two and make them amazingly soft and much more sensitive. Be careful not to do too much or you'll take live skin eight off too. You'll notice how much more you can feel in certain areas that has calious, it's really amazing and great for your hygiene.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:55:51 2019 No.13363593 >>13363566 It scares me that the entire bottle of ranch that woman is holding was probably not enough for the two of them. I have a bottle of ranch just like that in my fridge and its almost a year old. Jesus fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 20:58:04 2019 No.13363604 There are children on this board who still play video games? Yikes

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:08:43 2019 No.13363651
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>>13363566
>That look of pure unfiltered excitement and joy on her face while she fumbles to open up that day's bottle of ranch
>tfw you will probably outlive her three times over but will never truly live like she has
I kind of wish something as simple as ranch to dip my daily pizza in would make me that happy

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:12:48 2019 No.13363663

>>13363232
>velveeta
c'mon bro, just use any fucking real cheese and cut with butter. you dont need that artificial garbage. if you want to try out something interesting, you could use a smoked cheese along with another cheese, Ive had good success with that

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:15:23 2019 No.13363677 >>13363572 How did he get pink eye? Did his wife fart in his face?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:16:52 2019 No.13363683 >>13363358 jack must have an IQ of like 83

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:22:50 2019 No.13363705
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>>13363453
>>13363432
yea and stop eating fatty, start fasting. military uses it to its full advantage which is why soldiers can get so fit and in shape. When you start to feel like you are losing strength after the 3-4th day from the lack of sodium and potassium just eat two cans of soup since they have a good amount of salt and potassium as well as protein. It's all about discipline. Sure you can lose the weight, But will you have the discipline and endurance to stop eating fast food and end your addiction after you lose the weight?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:28:24 2019 No.13363730 >>13363677 Because he's constantly handling raw meat and cross contaminating everything in his kitchen while never washing his hands and wearing a giant stupid alumni ring that's probably festering with bacteria.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:30:31 2019 No.13363740 >>13363651 find a girl who loves you as much as aforementioned fat fuck loves that ranch

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:31:07 2019 No.13363746 >>13363651 It makes her that happy because it's all she has. Her only joy in life is eating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:31:24 2019 No.13363747 >>13363730 lol

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:32:13 2019 No.13363753

>>13363746
You say that as if it makes it bad
I'd probably eat a lot too if it made me happy the way it makes her happy.
Whenever I eat I just think about how much money it cost me and what a futile effort it is anyway since I'll just be hungry again in a few hours

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:37:05 2019 No.13363768 File: 129 KB, 558x409, 1414108438444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All the nutrition you need for the whole day, but in a single cup!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:38:34 2019 No.13363779 >>13363768 >sugar, 266g >sodium 1560mg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:42:44 2019 No.13363803 >>13363779 When I was a kid a teacher of mine recommended thinking of a gram of sugar as a single jellybean. Its hard not to feel disgusted when thinking about how nearly 300 jellybeans worth of sugar is in that cup

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:49:23 2019 No.13363842

>>13363566
A 2 liter of coke is like 1000 calories. A normal slice of pizza is like 200 calories. With toppings, that's probably more like 250 or 300. It's hard to tell how the pizza is sliced, so we'll assume 8 total slices. For the size of this pizza we can probably estimate at least 800 or even 1000 calories per slice. 2 tablespoons of ranch, the serving size, is around 150 calories, or 75 calories per tablespoon. Considering she's opening a brand new bottle, it's safe to say she's gonna heap the shit on, so we'll say that's around another 400 calories per slice. Let's assume she's planning on eating half the pizza, drinking the whole bottle of soda, and using around 5 tablespoons of ranch per slice.

We have

>1000 from soda
>1000 per slice x 4 for 4000 calories
>75 from ranch x 5 tablespoons per slice slices for approximately 1500
>for a whopping total of 6500 calories

That's assuming she only eats half the pizza, there aren't any breadsticks, wings, or any other sides she doesn't hit up the fridge for a second 2 liter, doesn't take a break to have an entire tub of icecream as a snack, and doesn't decide to chug the rest of the ranch before pulling another bottle from out of one of her folds, mind you. Over 6000 calories for a single meal. This picture was taken over 8 years ago, and it's my professional opinion that, judging from her current physique, apparent middle age, and dietary habits that she's dead by now. If she isn't, both of her feet are gone to diabetes.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 21:54:18 2019 No.13363866
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>>13363753
>I'd probably eat a lot too if it made me happy the way it makes her happy.

The way it makes her happy is the way crack makes a homeless person happy. Yes, it's bad. It's not a coincidence she's 800 lbs and smiles at food. She's probably morbidly depressed and she certainly can't move around without help and is probably constantly out of breath even while sitting and never really comfortable, if not outright in pain.

>>13363768
Stand aside, heath shake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:09:56 2019 No.13363916 >>13363539 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:13:05 2019 No.13363931 >>13363532 >parrying knife

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:16:28 2019 No.13363948 File: 100 KB, 403x379, 1329572478377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363931 >He doesn't riposte his meat

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:16:52 2019 No.13363952 >>13363249 pretty sure its the stomach of a cow or some animal

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:19:06 2019 No.13363961 >>13363651 That's just your reward for service to Nurgle

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:24:40 2019 No.13363981 Saba Misoni (miso mackeral for you gaijins) and some oishii (delcious) misoshiro (miso soup) with wakame (seaweed.) It was umai (oishii). I am about to make myself some ocha (green tea) next. Yorugohan (hot pot) will be nabe (hot pot, you baka.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 22:32:25 2019 No.13364030 ur pretty cool /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 23:28:08 2019 No.13364260 File: 36 KB, 504x504, 1573461237051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13363279 Why live?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 00:44:48 2019 No.13364489 >>13363327 Is that canned stew with ramen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 01:12:47 2019 No.13364577 File: 1.74 MB, 1280x720, 1505749674233.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 01:29:13 2019 No.13364608 >>13363227 I pretty much live on vodka, Taco Bell, and DQXI on Switch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 02:12:09 2019 No.13364706 >>13363705 What type of soup?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 02:52:48 2019 No.13364798 >>13363338 >I want to maintain my 'physique' (that is, my musculature), so I will achieve this by cutting out my most effective source of protein yep, checks out

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 02:58:48 2019 No.13364814 >>13363391 >cuts his well done steak into 20 odd pieces for maximum surface area >can't understand why it gets cold halfway through eating it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 04:45:37 2019 No.13365080 >>13363416 >beef stock baiting

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