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13360328 No.13360328 [Reply] [Original]

Do you leave your eggs in the box?

>> No.13360332

I leave them in the chicken.

>> No.13360408

that looks like it would be nice for cable routing

>> No.13360411

>>13360332
>I leave them in the chicken.
/thread

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>that looks like it would be nice for cable routing

>> No.13360420

>>13360328
I give my eggs ample play time every day

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>>13360412
are we really doing this shit again?

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>>13360412
>he leaves his cables carelessly thrown about

>> No.13360568

I leak my eggs out into my tampon and toilet.

>> No.13360581

>>13360412
Kek

>> No.13360611
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>>13360560
>bundling your cables all together into one big mess that's bound to become tangled up
I like mine loose and easily to identify.

>> No.13360617

>>13360328
It's a "carton," but yes. And when I get my fresh eggs from my neighbor, I just leave em in that carton on the counter: they'll keep for about 2 weeks before being rewashed

>> No.13360635
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>>13360611
loose and easy, just like your mother

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>>13360635

>> No.13360720

>>13360635
Damn...

>> No.13360730

>>13360635
Nice one, Mr. Connery

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>>13360635

>> No.13360813
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>>13360635

>> No.13361738

AS OPPOSED TO WHAT

>> No.13361744

>>13361738
some fridges have those egg holder slots

>> No.13361758

>>13360411
That must be painful for the chicken.

>> No.13362031

>>13361738
Can't you see images on your phone?

>> No.13362311

>>13360635
loosh and eashy

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>>13360328
the patrician egg storage device, I use one myself so I can select the most perfectly qualified egg for any culinary application. I may purchase a second one soon!

>> No.13362520

>>13360328
you have to.
all fridges are designed and made in Japan, where eggs come in cartons of 10.
this means the egg holders/shelf in most fridges only hold 10 eggs.
shit's pretty frustrating.

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>>13360328
No I harvest mine straight from the tree in my yard as god intended

>> No.13362703
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in plain sight of course

>> No.13363026

I keep them in my anus where they are safe from evaporation

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>>13360332
At this time of year with the lack on sunlight they make just enough eggs for me every day. Over the summer when theyre at max production I store a dozen on top of the frigde and store extras inside the fridge.

>> No.13365348

>>13365340
16?

>> No.13365353

>>13365342
It's amazing these stupid creatures exist just to feed us and for no other reason. Yet, Californians want chickens to have rights

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>>13365353
They also produce great fertilizer and I use them to keep my yard free of ticks and fleas.

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>>13360635

>> No.13365873

>>13365348
60

>> No.13365890

>>13365363
chicken shit is supposed to be a pretty bad fertilizer, comparatively speaking. maybe it depends on the soil though.

>> No.13365926

>>13365873

no because the fries in the middle have 7 fries in each box and the bottom one has 6 fries in a box indicating a smaller size and lesser price.

>> No.13365952

>>13365926
I counted 8 so lets do this again. 3/4 +5=23/4 *10=230/4=57.5

>> No.13366252

>>13365340
25

>> No.13366259

>>13360328
No, I put them on a gay spinny thing like op's pic

>> No.13366313

Yes, and I put the shells back after using them

>> No.13366427

>>13365952
better but you multiply first and then add so it's actually 12.5

>> No.13366554

>>13365340
Depends on how do you define the operation of stacking the fries
If 2x then 15
If x^2 then 19.14
If x^x then 20.60

But it's ambiguous so it's trash

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>>13365926
Oh, some fucking jester has edited the image. If you gis it most other versions have seven fries in every box.

>> No.13366795

>>13360332
>>13360411
>people on /ck/ don't even know how egg are produced

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>>13360328
Yes, until they come out naturally. Sometime though they give me apples too.

>> No.13367555

>>13360328
how do you fit this in a fridge?

>> No.13367573

>>13365340
3x = 30, x = 10.
10 + 2y = 20, y = 5
5 + 2z + 2z = 9, z = 1
y + z * x = 5 + 1 * 10 = 15.
Somebody didn't study their Advanced Burgernomics in McCollege. I bet you thought you were pretty sneaky by doubling your World Famous Fries order.

>> No.13367809

>>13360635
>loosh and eashy, jush like your mosher

>> No.13367834
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>>13360328
This is fucking stupid by the time you get to egg no. 5 the weight will all be on one side and the thing will just fall over

>> No.13367839

>>13367834
or OR the base is weighted you brainlet

>> No.13367858

>>13367573
What is half of this number: 11
Is it 1? No, it is not
Tell me, what is half of this number: 8
Is is o? No, it is not.

So why would the number represented by one box of fries be half of the number represented by two boxes of fries?

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>>13367839
>implying cheap eBay chinkshit would have quality craftsmanship

>> No.13369142

>>13360412
>quoting someone without including their post number

This shit should be a bannable offense

>> No.13369159

>>13367834
You can pick eggs out in such a sequence that this does not happen, or reorganize them as you get closer to tippy time.

>> No.13369167

>>13366795
pretentious

>> No.13369168

>>13367834
what? no.

>> No.13369172

>>13369093
lot of coping you're doing there

>> No.13369201

>>13360328
i shove them up my asshole

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>>13360412
i bet you own an iphone you tech illiterate faggot
come to /g/ and pull that shit

>> No.13369216

>>13369201
Lol fagget

>> No.13369219

>>13367858
Based retard who isn't a visual learner

>> No.13369993

>>13369209
>American sized burgers
Why are Japs so OBSESSED

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>>13360411
>I leave them in the chicken

Topkek.

>> No.13370057

>>13365890
It is amazing fertilizer. Stop drinking bath water.

>> No.13370472

>>13370057
This.
Chicken shit worked wonders on my lemon tree this year.

>> No.13370507

>>13367555
>his fridge doesn't have an egg spinny thing shelf

>> No.13370553

>>13360744
Nice jopost Anon, bonus points for Okuyasu

>> No.13371781

>>13362520
>doesn't eat at least two eggs the moment he gets home from the supermarket
Cringe.

>> No.13372497
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>he doesn't own the last word in egg cases

>> No.13372714

>>13361758
She's a Big Hen

>> No.13373341

>>13365890
Anon, people pay top dollar to buy that shit by the ton here. It's amazing fertilizer. But it smells so fucking awful compared to pig and cow shit.

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>>13372714
4 u

>> No.13373514

>>13373498
not my proudest fap

>> No.13373573

>>13365340
Who the fuck would pay $10 for a soda?

>> No.13373779

>>13365340
Nineteen

>> No.13373785

>>13365340
No, twenty five

>> No.13373799

>>13365340
42

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>>13373573
Americans, really.

>> No.13373883

>>13365340
13 4/7
Since that last fry has 6 fries instead of 7 like the others.

>> No.13374610

>>13373573
Ignore him as most McD's sodas are $1 across the board unless they are in an uber tourist location. This pressures other fast food to not get so extreme with their soda pricing as people will balk at a $3 large/lx that would have been $1 at MdD's. I've worked in food service. I know how little this shit costs them. But also I've worked in food service, so I don't eat fast food unless it's a serious late night request or on the road emergency,

>> No.13374633

>>13365340
The filename is correct. The value of a single box of fries is undefined. There is no answer.
>inb4 it's half the value of two boxes
No it fucking isn't. Is X twice the value of x because it's written twice as large?

>> No.13374712

>>13365340
well, since hamburger is 5, and it is being added to another positive number, it is at least 5

thats already over budget for me, just give me a small fry

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>>13360635
BASED AND CONNERYPILLED

>> No.13375056

>>13365340
19.1421356...

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>> No.13376115

>>13374633
This is correct. There are also less fries in the last row and the drinks are different sizes.

>> No.13376738

>>13365340
17 you retards. Soda=10, burger = 5, fries = 2

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>> No.13377497

>>13373883
>>13376115
Except fries aren't sold by the sliver. The unit is a box of fries, and there's going to be some variance of total fries, but you're ordering by the box.
>>13374633
What the fuck are you trying to say? 2x/2 = x

>> No.13377970

>>13360328
Eggs need to be refrigerated so yeah

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>> No.13379642

>>13362703
What do you do about egg thieves?

>> No.13379843

>>13365340
15

5 + (1*10) = 15