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>gf serves you pic related
What is your response?

>> No.13350215

>>13350203
I asked for you to draw a dinosaur please do it over

>> No.13350228

>>13350203
"Since when do you work in a Love Live cafe?"

>> No.13350249

hahahahahah yeah right

>> No.13350264

>>13350203
>I have a gf
>She cooks something like this
Being the former faggot lucid dreamer and heavy pot user that I used to be, I check my dream signs and try to remember the sequence of events that lead to this point.

If I am either not able to change letters I read, notice anything else out of the ordinary, I'm not laughing at weird jokes I made up in my head, and I can recall things properly...
...then I guess I just stare at in bland glazed-over confusion.

>> No.13350300

Eat it quietly

>> No.13350306

>what is this amateur shit? Are you trying to embarrass me?!

>> No.13350334

>>13350306
Yeah then beat her and rape her. Amirite?

>> No.13350336

>>13350203
I would tell her how gross it is and make sure that she knows I'm only eating it because I pity her. Then I would spend some time denigrating her looks and hopefully by the end of the night I'll have broken her down enough that she will have sex with me.

>> No.13350348

>>13350203
I'd appreciate her and encourage her to work on her cooking skills

>> No.13350349
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13350349

Thanks honey! *smooch*

>> No.13350389
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13350389

>ketchup
I'm repulsed but try it anyway. If it isn't that good because of the ketchup, I eat the rest but make some Indian ketchup and stick it in the fridge. The next time I smell this meal, I pull out the Indian and go, "Oh yeah, I forgot I made this Indian ketchup. I should find something to use it on." This makes her think it's her idea to use something that doesn't taste like fake tomato ass, and we eat something better this second time around.

>> No.13350405

>>13350203
Thanks babe
*unzips dick*

>> No.13350413

>>13350203
>gf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVV

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

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13350417

WTHeck am I looking at?

>> No.13350435

>>13350334
>giving her the satisfaction of a good raping
Fuck no you peon, you rape her sister. In front of her.

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13350529

I would be happy to have such a muscular girlfriend and I would ask her to beat up everyone that bullies me.

>> No.13350753

>>13350336
This guys fucks

>> No.13350886

>>13350203
put a baby in her belly

>> No.13350923

>>13350886
I don't think a baby can survive an acidic environment

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13352676

itadakimasu!

>> No.13352685

>>13350753
He definitely doesn't

>> No.13352695
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13352695

>>13350203
polite disgust

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13352725

>>13350203
Is this an irl Love Live shitpost?

>> No.13352726

>>13350203
give her anal
stir her cocktail with my dick
make her drink it all at once
send her back to her cage

>> No.13352770

>>13350203
Is there some kind of law in Japan that weeb cafes can't hire actual cooks?

>> No.13353231

>>13350203
Ha Ha it's You-kisoba

>> No.13353286

>Who the fuck are you?

>> No.13353609

>my gf
>cooking for me

This only happens when I prompt her to do it. I would be surprised if it tasted tolerable.

>> No.13353613

thank you honey
>noms

>> No.13353618

>>13350203
That's some top tier ketchup application. She must be a doctor or a scientist. I don't deserve as much.

>> No.13353626

>>13350203
i'd wife that bitch up right there.

>> No.13353656

>>13350435
No you stupid faggot, you rape YOUR sister

>> No.13353663

>>13350203
Eat it? Doesn't really look that bad. No idea what animal that is though, so hopefully she doesn't ask me to guess.

If anything, I'd be impressed that a girl so obviously new to cooking had the bravery to make something for me. Take her upstairs and give her the fugg after dishes, for sure.

>> No.13353672

>>13350203
"Thank you I love it."
that's fun.

>> No.13353707

I tease her for being a goofball. It's adorable.

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13353729

>>13350203

>> No.13353937

>>13350203
kiss her and smack the heiny of course

>> No.13353948

>>13350264
You're not as interesting as you think you are

>> No.13353964

>>13350203
I'd tell her "at least you tried to make it look funny"

>> No.13353967

>>13350264
???

>> No.13353978

>>13350203
Moe Moe Kyuuuun
Arigatou gozaimasu, here's the tip

>> No.13354001

>>13353937
>heiny
Ok boomer.

>> No.13354004

>>13353948
Based reality poster

>> No.13354054

>>13350203
This is hot sauce, right.....?

>> No.13354082

>>13354054
Straight up ketchup, my dude

>> No.13354162

I'm so fucking lonely, bros.