I made: Home-style apple and raisin pie

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I made: Home-style apple and raisin pie Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:10:49 2019 No.13347658 [Reply] [Original]

What have you made, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:12:05 2019 No.13347664 >>13347658 Looks gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:34:52 2019 No.13347743 >>13347658 That's a really ugly pie. The lattice reminds me of fat people fingers, and the filling looks dry. I feel bad looking at it. How does it taste?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:37:08 2019 No.13347750 >>13347664 >>13347743 post pies you've made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:37:54 2019 No.13347753 >>13347743 Just from the look I can guarantee it does not taste good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:44:25 2019 No.13347766 Is that a thin crust?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:45:56 2019 No.13347772 File: 60 KB, 310x285, (YOU).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347658 >raisins

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:46:59 2019 No.13347778 >>13347658 nigga why'd you leave the skins on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:49:10 2019 No.13347782 >>13347778 Why would I waste perfectly good food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:55:56 2019 No.13347798 >>13347782 You wasted food by baking that abomination

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:56:26 2019 No.13347802 >>13347798 post a pie that you made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:57:18 2019 No.13347805 >>13347802 I don't have to be a pro baker to critique your pie anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:58:01 2019 No.13347807 >>13347802 Ask your mom for pics of the cream pie I made with her

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 15:59:27 2019 No.13347812 >>13347802 Most of us don't take pictures of our food like a bunch of faggots trying to get popular on instagram. It doesn't stop us from seeing the obvious flaws with your shit though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:01:14 2019 No.13347823 File: 2.11 MB, 2340x4160, pies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347802

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:06:09 2019 No.13347834 >>13347812 The pie was not made with a typical thin crust. It's not SUPPOSED to look like a thin crust pie. I thought it was obvious, but a drawing is in order for you, autists, to understand anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:07:50 2019 No.13347843 Lattice pies are a lot of work. Really any pie made from scratch with fruit you cut up yourself and a crust you made is going to taste decent as long as you get the sugar/salt ratio correct.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:10:26 2019 No.13347848 >>13347834 I'm not the one who brought up the thin crust but regardless of what it's supposed to be, it ultimately looks like shit. Give us a cutaway of it, though I'm pretty sure I already know what we'll be looking at.

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:10:43 2019 No.13347851

You know what, fuck all of you, bitter, rage-filled idiots.

I posted something I made, it may not be perfect, but what is? There was no need to be this cruel. I don't care if you call me a faggot or a baby. Just remember that being this mean is a sign that you want others to hurt like you are hurting. In that sense I feel sorry for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:12:21 2019 No.13347856 >>13347851 Just admit that you failing then we can start helping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:12:37 2019 No.13347860 >>13347851 KEK

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:21:46 2019 No.13347887

Moshpit on OP aside, today I made smoked salmon pasta. Red onion, garlic, capers on some olive oil until fragant, dropped into the pasta with sliced smoked salmon and shredded parmesan/egg/lemon/pasta water mix (almost like a carbonara), topped with freshly ground pepper, more parmesan and chives. No pics tho.

Shit was delicious, altough I added to much pasta water which made the auce get a little too runny, but oh well, beats the scrambled egg I ended up with last time I tried making carbonara

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:21:47 2019 No.13347888 >>13347851 Why are you feeding the trolls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:23:08 2019 No.13347891 >>13347888 There are no trolls here.

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:29:12 2019 No.13347910

>>13347851
>make a shit pie that looks like something a 3 year old made
>couldn't even give enough of a shit to peel the apples or cut them into non-dinosaur food sizes
>get pissy when /seekay/ doesn't praise your rudimentary pasry creation because it looks like shit thrown together with not much effort
>abloobloo my feelings

kys faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 16:43:39 2019 No.13347963 File: 46 KB, 503x335, Alton-Brown-Guess-Where-This-Is-Going.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347851 why did you come to the asshole of the internet if you didn't want to get shat on? reddit sounds more like what you're looking for.

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 17:12:47 2019 No.13348115

>>13347910
>>get pissy when /seekay/ doesn't praise your rudimentary pasry creation because it looks like shit thrown together with not much effort
I wasn't looking for praise.

You may think my pie looks bad, that's your opinion. The things that were said on this thread were completely uncalled for, all the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 17:17:23 2019 No.13348126 File: 1.96 MB, 400x225, 1568207818544.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the absolute state of OP right now Lmfao the amount of SEETHING in this thread is fucking fantastic. Haven't seen anything this good in a while

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 18:08:53 2019 No.13348348 >>13348126 >(YOU) whatever you say op

Anonymous Tue Dec 10 19:19:32 2019 No.13348683

>>13347658
Maybe use less liquid in the filling, flatten out your dough for the lattice and cut it in strips so it's a bit cleaner, brush some egg yolk on the crust, but the filling looks good. I would personally cut the apples thinner and vertically rather into chunks to decrease volume and time for them to soften all the way through. What do you do with your dough? I've been using the 3-2-1 ratio with salt and some extras.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 19:37:48 2019 No.13348772 >>13347851 lol what a faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 19:54:45 2019 No.13348862 File: 61 KB, 826x620, Giant Pretzel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347658 You underbaked your pretzels, though it's a neat idea for a crust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 20:06:52 2019 No.13348914 >>13348115 You're right, what's called for is to call you a whining, sensitive girly, faggot crybaby who can't help but make pie lattices at a thickness that would make the most wanton whore salivate and all of us question your sexual orientation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 20:09:20 2019 No.13348926 >>13347658 Looks like shit. Ask me how I know that you're American.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 20:57:52 2019 No.13349145 >>13348926 post your chip butty so we can laugh at you instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:03:38 2019 No.13349190 >>13347658 looks pretty good anon. i made a blueberry crumb topping pie recently that was fucking awesome. pies > cakes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:05:40 2019 No.13349203 >>13347851 see >>13347888 and also >>13348772

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:09:24 2019 No.13349225 File: 38 KB, 680x551, 949852928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347658 >leaving the skin on

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:12:21 2019 No.13349233 >>13349225 i had the same reaction lol i can't stand apple skins but also i just generally vastly prefer pies that have more uniform consistency

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:15:37 2019 No.13349248 >>13347851 Don't let them get to you my friend. You should know by now that this website tends to bring out the worst in people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 10 21:20:28 2019 No.13349268 >>13349248 Do you like to suck his dick with the skin on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 02:31:31 2019 No.13350541 >>13349248 Yeah like their worst apple pies

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:31:07 2019 No.13352734 File: 2.60 MB, 3264x1836, 20191211_115707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347658 I don't make pie, but I made this today

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:51:07 2019 No.13352805 >>13347658 I made a platter of Jew-cookies (Gyðingakökur, don't know the English name). Tastes much better than any pie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 15:58:37 2019 No.13352839 >>13352734 As terrible as it is, it's still better than OP's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:01:15 2019 No.13352856 >>13347851 welcome to the interweb you seem mad i'm sure youll fit right in random anonymous comments dont mean shit, letting random nobodies impact you is a shitty character flaw

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:12:12 2019 No.13352902
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>>13347851
/ck/ is full of faggots who actually don't cook. Don't listen to them. It's obvious they are shitters and all they do is complain about fast food threads but never contribute anything /ck/ related themselves.

Thank you for posting OC though. Pie looks not bad, would eat it gladly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:40:27 2019 No.13353005 >>13352902 >oh yes OP please LET ME GUZZLE YOUR CUM

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:45:18 2019 No.13353031 >>13347851 Calm down anon, just eat the pie you made, despite the looks it's still good food. Practice will make you bake better pies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:48:27 2019 No.13353045 >>13352734 Looks good, i want to eat some blackberries now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:58:20 2019 No.13353097 >>13352839 how's it terrible, exactly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 16:59:41 2019 No.13353106 >>13353045 tyvm. i was going to go with the full crush type, but i loved the idea of making the sweet biscuit topping and using turbinado or finishing sugar on them. it turned out pretty amazing with ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:00:42 2019 No.13353109 >>13353106 full crust*

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:02:01 2019 No.13353114

>>13353005
I just appreciate an anon posting some actual /ck/ OC on a FOOD and COOKING board, instead of those 30 fast food, soy, hot sauce and za threads a day. Ironically all people do is complain about htese threads IN those threads, but contribute nothing good to this board.
At least OP is posting his food he makes. You can all critizise his pie, sure, but at least try to appreciate his OC post.

I used to like this board, but you faggots make this board worse less and less every single day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:04:48 2019 No.13353129 >>13353114 >abloo bloo not my FOOD and COOKING board

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:06:20 2019 No.13353135 >>13353129 so, you're just a hateful cunt who values your own opinion too much. we get it. have you contributed literally anything to the world?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:07:37 2019 No.13353144 >>13353135 >>13353114 God you're really desperate for OP's babybel dick aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:08:54 2019 No.13353153 >>13353144 you mad because people pointed out that you're a useless, hateful waste of space?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:09:19 2019 No.13353155 >>13353153 u mad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:10:03 2019 No.13353162 >>13353155 you're definitely angry. you should try calming down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:11:39 2019 No.13353166 >this retard is STILL posting his shitty pies Fuck off already, OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:12:13 2019 No.13353168 >>13353166 seriously. relax. just try breathing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:15:23 2019 No.13353175 File: 3.50 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20190515_102702083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347658 I baked a lot of pizzas for a while earlier in the year. This was the best one. I'm on low carb now though, so no more of that shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:16:40 2019 No.13353182 File: 135 KB, 800x904, 0349522862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13353162 >no u

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:24:32 2019 No.13353215 >>13353175 >so no more of that shit Thank God for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:32:41 2019 No.13353238 >>13353182 Good shit anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:39:49 2019 No.13353265 >>13353215 someone kept you locked in your chastity cage too long again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 17:42:09 2019 No.13353275 >>13353238 >>13353182 >>13353155 samefagging angreeboi

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:10:54 2019 No.13353396 >>13353275 OP still seething, more on this at 11

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:33:54 2019 No.13353465 >>13353396 breeeeeaaath. chill out. just relax.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:40:42 2019 No.13353500 >>13347658 I would definitely try it. I'm trying to get on this season of fear factor

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:42:36 2019 No.13353508 >>13352902 The pie looks bad, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:44:37 2019 No.13353518 >>13353465 Take your own advice sweaty

Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:50:06 2019 No.13353541

>>13353518
>>13353508
>>13353500
do you cook anything?
do you even like this board?
people made their own webms here briefly and uploaded original content on a regular basis.
you came here to kill other folks' joy because your uncle or who ever fucked your ass when you were a kid, didn't you?
that's the only explanation for your rage and faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:52:06 2019 No.13353555 >>13353541 It's ok to be upset that your pie looks like shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:53:06 2019 No.13353558 >>13353555 i never made a pie. but go to a therapist about your rage before you do something you can't take back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 18:55:46 2019 No.13353570 >>13353558 Your pie still looks like shit, OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:01:46 2019 No.13353603 File: 27 KB, 1000x72, 1576100138690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13353570 you're this guy aren't you? don't lie, angryboi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:04:15 2019 No.13353615 >>13353603 Nah, I like cats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:26:32 2019 No.13353714 >>13353541 weak attempt at pasta. just admit you out way too much baking powder/soda in, and be done. its a good attempt, any attempt is a good one. learn what you did wrong and make the most of it next time

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:28:15 2019 No.13353720 >>13353714 You're so angry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:38:49 2019 No.13353775 >>13353720 >get advice >continue to screech like a retard This is hopeless

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:39:32 2019 No.13353780 File: 150 KB, 500x333, 1477614541081.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347851 Holy shit, my sides

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:55:09 2019 No.13353851 >>13352734 If you pour out the soup that looks like an okay cobbler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:57:37 2019 No.13353862 >>13347851 First time on 4channel?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 19:58:51 2019 No.13353873 File: 471 KB, 1096x731, lelf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347851 toasting in an ebin bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 20:06:10 2019 No.13353906 >>13353775 >>13353780 >>13353851 >>13353862 >>13353873 Fucking samefags

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 11 20:06:47 2019 No.13353913 >>13353720 I'm not the one who used B red potatoes to make an applel pie

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:06:16 2019 No.13355096 >>13348914 i think that's a bit too far, come on now, i'm all for having a laugh but i think he's had quite the thrashing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:07:32 2019 No.13355102 >>13347772 dude friggn A i was eating why

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:13:41 2019 No.13355117 Looks good, although I don't like raisins much I'd eat it though

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 01:23:32 2019 No.13355146 bump for the death of /ck/ long live the fastfood, soyfag, tranny posters who can't lift a pan and cook their own food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 02:54:58 2019 No.13355415 >>13355146 >How dare anyone criticize OP's shitty, lazy, sloppy attempt at cooking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 08:19:04 2019 No.13356004 >>13355415 Post your cooking

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 12:55:36 2019 No.13356866

>>13355415
>shitty
As long as it tastes good it's fine. OP isn't selling them and he's obviously not a trained pastry chef.

>lazy
Nothing about making a pie from scratch is lazy. If anything OP's attempt should be described as incompetent. Likely because they don't bake much.

>sloppy
Yeah definitely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 13:45:53 2019 No.13357096 >>13347658 >OP opens up a pie shop >Shits n Dicks

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 13:45:56 2019 No.13357097 File: 32 KB, 512x547, 1551477954181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13352734 WHY CAN'T ANY AMERICANS COOK?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 14:17:29 2019 No.13357227 >>13347778 >Eeww mommy i dont like skins wahhhhhwahhhhhhh poooooo poooo peeee peee, fuck you mom you stupid whore make me a sandwich waaaah waaaah fuck your skins mom you filthy nigger lover!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 14:28:40 2019 No.13357252 >>13357097 Because they see the frozen aisle and call it a day

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 14:32:25 2019 No.13357258 File: 184 KB, 926x880, porkpie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made pork pies some are with stuffing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 14:42:34 2019 No.13357300 File: 208 KB, 327x316, 50C87586-6823-412D-971B-AB16F438D7F5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347851 Oh my

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 15:07:39 2019 No.13357388 File: 48 KB, 528x641, 1552194350882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347658 i just saw this on food disasters and cant believe the thread is still up. this is one of the worst fails of modern times. holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 15:13:36 2019 No.13357409 >>13357388 >i just saw this on food disasters what is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 15:25:02 2019 No.13357444 >>13357409 one of my favorite shows

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:16:23 2019 No.13358152 >>13357258 i like how you used your left over pie dough. how'd they taste?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:36:12 2019 No.13358253 >>13358152 they were good. I'd like them to be a bit more moist in the future. I used gelatin too, which id never used before.

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:48:08 2019 No.13358288

>>13358253
was it too thick?
i fucked up my blackberry cobbler by not using enough corn starch when i made the berry, lemon juice, sugar, mixture.
it was fucking soupy and irritating. i hoped the biscuit style crust would have soaked up a little, but the berries held it off the syrup too high.
next time i make it, it will be badass.
OP's pie looked okay except for the bunk ass lattice. teach him/her about crusts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:49:33 2019 No.13358297 >>13358288 The apples in OP's pie need to be sliced thinner too. I doubt they were fully cooked through, being chunky like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:50:15 2019 No.13358301 >>13347658 >I made As in, for the first time ever cooking something? Because that's exactly what it looks like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:50:59 2019 No.13358304 >>13358297 true. i don't do pies. only reason i did that cobbler is because i had blackberries and i like making food lol with his, would you have sliced them thin and layered or just smaller dice? particularly for that attempt at a lattice?

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:54:06 2019 No.13358315

>>13358304
Definitely sliced thin and layered. Peeled too. Gives it the best texture, in my opinion. For the lattice I would also make the crust thinner, and do more rows/columns for the weaves.

I make pies whenever the apple festivals roll around mid-September or so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:55:45 2019 No.13358322 >>13358288 the pastry was good, it was better than most pork pies i bought. I dont know what i'd change, but i dont think they were perfect.

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:56:59 2019 No.13358326

>>13358315
awesome. i'll remember your critique on OP.
i know damned well what was wrong with my cobbler. it got ate anyway. it was gone after dinner. they used the soupy juice to drizzle over their ice cream. no complaints on taste. i was almost worried i used too much lemon.
i appreciate your civility.
i'll make a home cooking thread here in a bit.
time to eat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:59:18 2019 No.13358330 >>13358322 i tried empanadas once. the dough was perfect, but i got the fillings i tried too dry. i think out of fear of them exploding or being too soggy and hard to eat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 18:59:45 2019 No.13358333 File: 14 KB, 650x183, toasted pie fag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13353275 ok buddy, (You) got me

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 19:00:31 2019 No.13358335 >>13358333 i'm not OP, either. it's okay. you can ruin my thread in a little while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 19:01:47 2019 No.13358338 >>13358335 >not OP >my thread which is it buddy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 19:08:19 2019 No.13358364 File: 53 KB, 650x437, hannibal-feeds-krendler-his-own-prefrontal-cortex-which-he-prepared-with-shallots-and-white-photo-u2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13358338 it's the thread i haven't made yet. try to follow along.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 19:16:24 2019 No.13358396 File: 1.11 MB, 1512x2688, Snapchat-2107461425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347658 Pumpkin cookies with cream cheese frosting

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 19:19:41 2019 No.13358413 >>13357097 Why can't non-Americans think or talk about anything but Americans?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 19:33:19 2019 No.13358483 How the holy hell did you get a puffy dough? You retarded or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 20:22:17 2019 No.13358706 File: 209 KB, 600x600, monsteri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] love me some pizza pie

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 21:29:45 2019 No.13358960
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>>13347658
Right, then.

I just made another one after a very long day. It’s in the oven now.

I did not ask for compliments that time and I have to say the pie looked exactly how I wanted it to.

All the same, I made another one to which I gave a cosmetic make up JUST to prove to a bunch of unknown trolls that I am not sloppy in my cooking.

I do need to get a life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 22:13:29 2019 No.13359070 >>13358960 bro roll the top portion of dough into a circle and cut strips. don't roll logs and weave them or whatever you tried

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 22:16:49 2019 No.13359078 >>13358960 lattice is way to thick

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 22:30:42 2019 No.13359137 File: 1.21 MB, 2448x2268, 73E608D8-0ECE-4E89-9B10-BA1432FC3DD6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13359070 I like it my way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 22:33:26 2019 No.13359152 >>13358960 Did you chew up the apples and spit them back into the pan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 22:51:26 2019 No.13359213 File: 550 KB, 250x352, 1449876390637.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13359137

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 22:53:59 2019 No.13359220 >>13357227 Imagine projecting this hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:09:16 2019 No.13359256 you guys wont make my cobbler a meme? im kinda upset

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:11:08 2019 No.13359261

>>13358960
Why does your filling look blended? I thought your first pie the apples were cut way too large as did most anons but you went extreme other side of the spectrum and now it just looks.... Well, not like apple pie. Also, lattice is incredibly overrated and is pretty irritating. I roll my crust out and use cookie cutters to make fun shapes and place them on instead of trying to mess with making a lattice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:18:56 2019 No.13359287 >>13359261 >Why does your filling look blended? I don't know. I grated the apples.

Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:25:55 2019 No.13359302

>>13359287
it looks fucking garbage
you don’t roll lattice cuts
>i like it my way
just eat biscuits then you fat loser
your pie looks dry as hell because you don’t know proper bake times and didn’t use an egg wash. you didn’t even attempt to align all the weaves on top. just cover the entire thing if you’re going to be a fat lazy retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:29:40 2019 No.13359323 >>13359302 >you don’t roll lattice cuts Clearly I do :3

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:35:18 2019 No.13359334 >>13359287 I respect that you baked an entire pie to fuck with people on the internet

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:35:44 2019 No.13359336 File: 54 KB, 561x700, 1575722196329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13359302 getting that upset over a pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:37:57 2019 No.13359345 >>13359287 >I grated the apples. oh no...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:39:34 2019 No.13359350 >>13359261 >to make fun shapes manchild detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:44:40 2019 No.13359367 >>13359137 >>13358960 Christ, the filling looks like slow-cooked pork

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 12 23:55:25 2019 No.13359386 >>13359350 >no fun allowed in cooking I have 5 children anon. Fuck off.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 06:30:06 2019 No.13360190
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>>13358960
So, um, I noticed same glass dish for both pies. What did you do with the first one??? Don't tell me you threw it out to make another just for them both to turn out shitty.....

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 06:33:53 2019 No.13360196 File: 45 KB, 599x364, 1575998335924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13359287 >I grated the apples. Still an improvement over your first try.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 06:34:12 2019 No.13360197 >>13360190 The skins were hard to chew and hurt my throat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 06:36:26 2019 No.13360199 >raisens Are u in fucking preschool

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 06:36:36 2019 No.13360200 >>13360190 >What did you do with the first one? I ate her, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 06:38:58 2019 No.13360203 >>13358396 looks good

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 06:52:54 2019 No.13360226 >>13360197 Did it give you a temporary case of PTSD?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:35:12 2019 No.13360313 >>13360226 No it just me gag a few times and I had to sip warmed milk for an hour until my neck stopped feeling funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:44:11 2019 No.13360325 I made grated potatoes pie with onions and bacon. It was alright expect it had hard crust (forgot to put butter on top) and slightly bland (too little salt, pepper and rosemary).

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:49:08 2019 No.13360334 File: 66 KB, 800x800, haerhaef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this entire thread is just too good

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:50:45 2019 No.13360336 >>13360334 post something you made

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:52:00 2019 No.13360338 >>13347851 faggot baby

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:54:04 2019 No.13360341 >>13360336 Hold on a bit, I don't take photos of the food I make. I made an apple pie for my family this year and my mom loves taking pictures of food so I'll ask her and get back to you on that one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:54:17 2019 No.13360342 >>13360336 how do I post you being mad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:55:10 2019 No.13360343 >>13360342 post something you made, though

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 07:56:17 2019 No.13360346 >>13360190 >>13360200 It is a mini dish. About 15 cm in diameter. >>13360197 That's not me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 08:06:23 2019 No.13360358 File: 88 KB, 800x725, 1264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13360336 >>13360341 Okay this is a slice of the pie I made. Waddya think?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 08:26:18 2019 No.13360386 >>13360358 apples are so icky

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 08:37:54 2019 No.13360398 I think it's fair to say none of you fuckers can bake a decent apple pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 08:42:41 2019 No.13360407 >>13360398 Say that to my face mother Everyone I know says I make a mean apple pie

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 08:56:25 2019 No.13360429

>>13360398
Easy.
Here's a recipe that I make on the regular, it's a real winner with my wife and her son.
Take:
1 egg
2 1/2 cups flour
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 cup Silk® Organic Unsweetened Soymilk
Whisk the egg.
Separately mix the flour and salt, and then make dough with it by adding your egg and the Silk® Organic Unsweetened Soymilk.
For the filling:
2 cups tree top applesauce
1/4 tsp. salt
1 tsp. cinnamon
three pistachios, pounded in a mortar and pestle until you have a moist, coarse powder.
Mix altogether.
Roll the dough out flat and split it into two separate pieces. Add the filling to one piece and fold the other piece over it. Stab vigorously with a fork.
Bake for thirty five minutes at 180 degrees C

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 08:58:58 2019 No.13360433 File: 187 KB, 1080x1920, 66485783_324814311760520_5587860753991335936_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mah cherry pie from this summer :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:00:33 2019 No.13360436 >>13360433 looks great anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:08:01 2019 No.13360452 File: 821 KB, 607x609, 1574185893965.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13359287 someone put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:29:04 2019 No.13360486 If I make apple pie today, will it be okay to give a few pieces to a couple of people on Monday or will it have gone bad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:33:09 2019 No.13360496 >>13360486 If by bad you mean taste like shit than yes. Only eat the Fresh(TM)est food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:33:19 2019 No.13360497 >>13360486 It'll taste slightly stale.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:37:25 2019 No.13360503 >>13360496 >>13360497 Guess I will eat all by myself again then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:39:30 2019 No.13360507 >>13360503 Just make one on Monday niggers. Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:43:03 2019 No.13360514 >>13360507 But I wanna eat apple pie today and tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:43:04 2019 No.13360515 >>13360433 It's bleeding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:43:26 2019 No.13360516 >>13359137 I'm happy to report my pie has been an absolute SMASH with everyone. I'm gonna wait a while until making it again because it is too good and I am at risk of eating it on one go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:44:25 2019 No.13360521 >>13360516 You should still improve though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 09:44:46 2019 No.13360522 >>13360514 Then make two, you fat fuck. Or make some mini ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 10:34:59 2019 No.13360636 >>13353114 mcchicken threads ARE what this board is about. it's only when arby's, jollibee and church's chicken posters started making threads that things got bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 10:38:05 2019 No.13360642 >>13360522 >make some mini ones. Not him, but I'm gonna make some mini chicken pies (the kind that has a bottom and top crust) for tomorrow. Might even post them here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 11:03:03 2019 No.13360709 guys should the apples be cooked first or not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 11:35:46 2019 No.13360790 >>13360709 No, but they should be macerated. Any liquid that leaves the apples as a result should be cooked down into a glaze and put into the pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 12:28:57 2019 No.13360941 >>13347851 Goodness anon, you've got a lot to learn before you can fit in here. It's generally considered bad from to treat an imageboard like a blog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:05:48 2019 No.13361114 >>13360790 How do you macerate them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:08:10 2019 No.13361121 >>13360941 OP already came back and did better. He was born again hard and redeemed himself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 13:18:53 2019 No.13361158 File: 8 KB, 300x168, images_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347851 >posting your dog food pie on the internet hate machine and expecting good results

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 14:03:56 2019 No.13361318 File: 6 KB, 217x232, 1546841765226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347851 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 14:17:02 2019 No.13361370 >>13347851 Calm down dude, your pie is ugly and that's a fact. But maybe it tastes godly, we don't know that. I agree that anons were needlessly mean but that's jus how this place is

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 14:19:38 2019 No.13361381 >>13347851 How embarassing. For your sake, I hope this whole thing was bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 14:23:30 2019 No.13361399 >>13353906 Seething coping crybaby faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 14:24:59 2019 No.13361407 >fucking tourists don't realize they are replying to a two days old post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 14:42:23 2019 No.13361485 >>13361407 It's because OP is still responding. This is the longest baited thread I have ever seen on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 14:46:50 2019 No.13361494 >>13361485 What is there to bait, faggot? Do you even understand what you're saying or did you just decide to show everyone how much of a retard you are?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 14:47:31 2019 No.13361497 >>13361485 >bait You're underestimating how genuinely terrible people on this board are at cooking. OP's incompetence is entirely believable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 14:59:39 2019 No.13361546 >>13361497 >OP's incompetence is entirely believable. post your cooking

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:00:48 2019 No.13361554 >>13361494 >OP takes the bait once again

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:02:57 2019 No.13361560 >>13361546 Why? I didn't make this fag thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:03:59 2019 No.13361565 >>13361554 You're definitely a massive retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:04:09 2019 No.13361567 >>13361560 Before calling others incompetence you must prove that you're not one yourself.

>>	HELP ME MAKE PORK PIES PLZ Fri Dec 13 15:12:15 2019 No.13361604 >>13357258 Recipe? I really want to try making these but I don't want to fuck them up and I don't want them to be dry but I also don't want the crust 2 b soggy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:27:21 2019 No.13361671 >>13361565 >Guess who's back, back, back, back again >OP's back, has no friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:31:57 2019 No.13361696 File: 557 KB, 1024x650, istockphoto-988076390-1024x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13359137 Are those fried insects?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:33:21 2019 No.13361703 >>13361671 >>Guess who's back, back, back, back again He's not me. I actually posted very seldomly on this thread. >OP's back, has no friends That's true. I don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:36:31 2019 No.13361723 >>13361703 >>13361694 >That's not me, except I had to wait for the post timer to respond again Huh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:40:12 2019 No.13361736 >>13347851 >Make an awful looking pie >Expect to be praised What a crying baby faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:44:12 2019 No.13361748 >>13347851 >I did something awful now tell me I’m special You junior millennials gotta get your shit together. You won’t make it far in life if you cry because people on the internet tel you that your obviously shitty pie is shitty...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:44:48 2019 No.13361753 File: 83 KB, 550x543, youfuckingmoron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13361736 >when someone makes a post, they want to be praised for the content of the post

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:44:58 2019 No.13361756 >>13352734 This one looks like a pretty tasty mess, how does one eats it? (In a dinner plate, bowl or just from the source?)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:45:59 2019 No.13361760 >>13361748 >>13361736 >>13361723 >>13361696 >>13361671 FUcking samefags

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:46:13 2019 No.13361762 >>13361567 Surely you need to be an expert in something to determine if it's good as well, then. Would you be asking him to post his cooking if he had given praise?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:47:12 2019 No.13361765 >>13361756 bowl with whipped cream if ur fancy (spoon)

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:47:59 2019 No.13361769 File: 82 KB, 500x517, praying-mantis-egg-case-noat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13357258 Nice mantis eggs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:50:30 2019 No.13361779 >>13361703 >he still thinks I'm OP Your retardation would be almost impressive if it wasn't so pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:51:32 2019 No.13361786 >>13361779 Why did you respond to my post three times, OP?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:51:48 2019 No.13361788 >>13358960 What is up with those logs and What is that? Where are the apples?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:52:36 2019 No.13361791 >>13361786 Why are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:53:22 2019 No.13361794 >>13347658 God that looks horrible

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:53:42 2019 No.13361795 >>13360433 10/10, would eat after throwing OP's abomination in the trash

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:53:57 2019 No.13361799 File: 83 KB, 309x445, 1570460301824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13360433 Popped cherry pie*

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:55:31 2019 No.13361807 >>13348115 No it objectively looks bad inside and out

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 15:55:39 2019 No.13361809 >>13361788 Those were the apples from the first pie after I shit them out

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:00:04 2019 No.13361830

>>13361567
Every time you say a movie is bad do you play a movie you directed for everyone in the room? Do you record an album every time you say a song is bad? Do you take a dozen cocks up the ass every time you watch a shitty porno? Well that last one is probably true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:01:57 2019 No.13361841 >>13361795 You couldn't throw my pie in the trash because you weren't given any.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:03:19 2019 No.13361848 File: 57 KB, 645x729, pqafkb6d9ba01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13361830 >making a pie is the same as making a movie

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:06:10 2019 No.13361858 This thread exemplifies everything that is wrong with Americans. >wah wah - the pie doesn't look like the pies I'm used to, therefore is bad an yucky wah wah wah

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:06:34 2019 No.13361861 >>13361858 American hands typed this shitpost

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:08:36 2019 No.13361873 >>13361848 It's not the same as making a noose either but you still should.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:20:22 2019 No.13361947 >>13361858 Even your shit posting sounds fat

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:30:17 2019 No.13361995 When will this thread die?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 16:31:30 2019 No.13362002 >>13361995 After we hit autosage. We still have a lot of time, /ck/ is a slow board after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:02:01 2019 No.13362156 File: 48 KB, 750x714, 1575559980501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13362002 Yes, op has 1/10. The 1 is for trying, not very hard but at least doing it. It's better than those amerimutts fast food/trash food threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:07:31 2019 No.13362187 >>13362156 Post your cooking shit for brains

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:08:11 2019 No.13362192 >>13347658 what does home style mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:13:45 2019 No.13362224 >>13361995 It's pretty fun, this is one of the top 3 threads on the board. Characters like OP are what make this place come alive

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:16:08 2019 No.13362234 >>13362192 You make it at home and delude yourself into thinking it's good no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:17:39 2019 No.13362244 >>13362187 How long are you going to keep throwing those weak baits? I know you're not OP, so why bother?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 17:44:53 2019 No.13362393 >>13362244 Bake a pie if you're so great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 00:54:14 2019 No.13364522 >>13361114 Macerating is drawing liquid out of the apples by coating the raw, peeled and sliced fruit with sugar and your seasonings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 01:17:52 2019 No.13364587 >>13352734 looks a little bit runny but tasty

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 01:36:25 2019 No.13364620 >>13362393 Stream that movie if you're so great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 03:13:08 2019 No.13364838 File: 7 KB, 250x230, 1506297896350s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347851 its ok op i think its a nice pie

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 12:12:08 2019 No.13366249 File: 135 KB, 740x788, externalFile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made some cookies for Christmas...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 13:06:18 2019 No.13366429 >>13366249 I appreciate how you took the time to make something just to mock me. I really do. Merry Christmas..

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 13:10:07 2019 No.13366440 File: 147 KB, 960x1280, photo_2019-12-14_10-07-50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made my families coffee cake recipe, i think it came out decently!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 19:05:09 2019 No.13367907 >>13366440 What's the brown stuff in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 14 19:15:15 2019 No.13367940 File: 5 KB, 212x238, ❯raisins.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13347658

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 00:10:42 2019 No.13369055 >>13358960 Is that a meat pie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 15 09:53:51 2019 No.13370484 >>13366440 looks delicious desu

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