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Enjoying your steak, sir? Anything else you would like to order?

>> No.13343917

Literally fuck your own face

>> No.13343921

I asked for honey mustard and mayonnaise on the side.

>> No.13343922

>>13343913
*blank autistic stare*

>> No.13343928

>>13343913
Ether napkin, please.

>> No.13343951

>>13343913
Ermuhgawd it's well done ermagawd you don't understand food fuuuuuurk

>> No.13343962

onion rings and mushrooms yooou snaggle-toothed hussy

>> No.13343963
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>>13343913
IT’S STILL PINK!
COOK IT MORE!
AND WHERE’S THE KETCHUP?!

>> No.13343971

A bottle of A1 and a tumbler of whiskey, no ice. 4 or 5 fingers depending on the size of the glass.

>> No.13343974
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>>13343963
DUDE ORNJ MAN BAD

>> No.13343979

Dr. Pepper, p -please

>> No.13343986
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>>13343974
me like drumpft, not use big words. simple man like me

>> No.13343988

>>13343913
>inb4 well done steak fags claim it will still be juicy and succulent
>it's literal sawdust
Ok, if you're a 2 yo toddler who drenches it in 'chup, you won't mind, but many of us aren't orange, ok?

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>>13343986
>hehe I dream of drumpf but I'm so much smarter than him plus he has small hands hehe take that shrumpf

>> No.13344005
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>>13343994
>NOOOOOOOOO Please don't talk bad about bone spur!

>> No.13344012

>>13343913
Do Americans really...

>> No.13344014
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13344014

>No, It's too charred and yucky! I asked for it blue rare!

>> No.13344040

>>13344005
Dollars to doughnuts you never donned a uniform, hypocrite.

>> No.13344064

>>13344040
you'd be wrong boyo
LPD 17 San Antonio, Information Systems Technican Second Class Petty Officer

>> No.13344070

>>13343913
Where's the A1 I asked for? You expect me to eat a perfectly cooked steak without A1? It's how steak is done!

>> No.13344111

>>13344064
What was your record number of cigarette butts you picked up on officer orders, lol!

>> No.13344232

>>13344111
Not him but you type like a boomer. Also, profiling minorities and shooting innocent people doesn't make you a hero. All cops are bastards but desk jockeys get a tad more respect from me considering their not on the frontlines of the corrupt bullshit system known as the US police force.

>> No.13344276

>>13343913
CATSUP PLEASE AND THAN YOU

>> No.13344286

>>13344064
Navy. Figures. I was talking about the real military.
- Airborne Infantry
325th AIR

>> No.13344315

>>13344232
t. Jamal

>> No.13344332

>>13343913
>waitress brings out my steak
>asks if it looks acceptable
>"looks fine to me"
>she won't leave until I cut it

>> No.13344355

>>13344315
I'm white, retard

>> No.13344357

>>13343922
This

>> No.13344365

>>13344355
Okay, Darius.

>> No.13344453

>>13344286
stay salty landlubber