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13343377 No.13343377 [Reply] [Original]

>just gonna snag a fry real quick bro

>> No.13343411
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13343411

>>13343377

>Force pushes you

>> No.13343416

>>13343377
that's not a fry, that's my cock

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>that friend who insists fries are a collective property and must be dumped in a big pile
>that friend who trained himself to enjoy off-putting condiment combinations so no one WANTS to snag a fry real quick

>> No.13343511

>>13343377
Femanon here, snag away those are my bfs lol

>> No.13343539

>>13343462
dude wtf i know one one that does this

>> No.13343575

How do I get my siblings to stop being fat pigs? I love them and want them to be healthy, the food addiction is real and I dont want to hurt their feelings.

>> No.13343608

>>13343575
>how do I control people who aren’t my wife or children
Waste of energy

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>>13343377
>people who eat fries in the car on the way home

>> No.13343625

I'll snag your jaw from your skull you freeloading faggot

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>>13343377

>> No.13343659

>>13343617
Before I got fat, I used to be able to tuck the fries between by legs so I didn't have to reach across to the passenger seat for them.
...There's probably a correlation there.

>> No.13343697

>>13343377
Take your spam to /b/ fag

>> No.13343708

>>13343659
go do some sport fatty

>> No.13343765

Sure thing man, go ahead.

>> No.13343937

>>13343462
I would stop being friends with that commie faggot

>> No.13344933

>>13343575
>used to be a little fat fuck from middle school to high school
>eventually became disgusted with myself and worked out until I was close to a normal bmi
>baby brother is more than a decade younger than me
>loads every meal with salt
>can't have white rice, has to pour an ocean of soy sauce on it
>won't eat any of our family's traditional carribean foods, has to have the most fattening stereotypical American shit. (Mac and cheese, chicken tenders, pasta with butter and olive oil, french fries)
>any meat he gets has to have ketchup and mayo all over it, even steak
>constantly sneaking cookies and other snacks, has a drawer in his bathroom that's just filled with ramen packets and wrappers and other food or the wrappers of the shit he's already eaten. Parents flip out when they find out but then he just fills it up again a few weeks later.
>even less active than I was at his age
>nothing I say gets through to him
Shit is painful to watch

>> No.13344950

>>13343377
Are you my wife?

>> No.13344962

>>13343377
sure man, I got plenty.

>> No.13345521

>>13343462
>that friend who insists fries are a collective property and must be dumped in a big pile
Where the fuck do you live that this shit has manifest into reality?

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13345643

try that shit again you fuck

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>>13343377
I'm gonna snag the nose off your face if you try that on me, bro.

>> No.13346593

>>13345521
Asia.

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>>13343377
Just gonna snag one of your triple meat triple cheese whataburgers real quick bro. I needs it

>> No.13346819

>>13343411
That was a good storytime

>> No.13347107

>>13343377
its ok if its my BFF, we share lots of things. Would even take bites out of each others burger.

if anyone else i'd be slightly annoyed but not much

>> No.13347148

>>13346604
>not a chophouse cheddar burger
tf you even doing?

>> No.13347188

>>13347107
Do you let him fuck your ass too?

>> No.13347196

>>13347188
We take turns :)

>> No.13347280

>>13344933
Salt isn’t bad for you.

>> No.13347409

>>13347148
I grabbed a Monterrey Melt real quick also for later that evening

>> No.13347421

>>13343377
i like it when you snag a fry because it helps me imagine u touching my dick
...
u can touch my dick if u like owo

>> No.13347443

>>13347409
Alright, that's a decent choice too
>tfw not a huge Whataburger fan, but love their specialty burgers

>> No.13347507

I don't mind this, if I want more food I get more food.

>> No.13347561

>>13344950
Your wife calls you bro too?

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>>13343462
>potato parties
what a fun trend, when were those a thing again?
>2013
>6 years ago

>> No.13347734

>go to mcdonalds
>order meal with big fries and soda
>finish burger first
>no longer want to eat the fries
Every time

>> No.13347800

>>13347280
It is in dead sea-tier quantities

>> No.13348013

>>13347734
Pussy