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DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>> No.13341777

>>13341772
this ain't food or cooking

>> No.13341790

>>13341777
Holy Fazolis.

>> No.13341792

>>13341772
>>>/tv/

>> No.13341794
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13341794

>>13341772
Funny enough if this was a real person, he's living an infinitely better life than OP lmao.

>> No.13341826

>>13341777
there's a bag of doritos in the pic so it's ok

>> No.13341839

Synderen?

>> No.13342000

>>13341772
Imagine being this assblasted over the existence of people who didn't peak in high school

>> No.13342010

>>13341777
Theres food in the background it counts

>> No.13342017

Side note, I went to barcade expec5ting it to be fun but them i remembered almost all the game suck. Plus pinball cost money

Would rather just go to a normal bar and talk

>> No.13342020

I used to think like this meme but it's only amerishart cities that are pure trash like that. eurochad cities are amazing

>> No.13342061

>>13341772
I'd let him cum inside me tbqh.

>> No.13342063

>>13342020
>eurochad
CRINGE

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13342082

>>13341772
sounds like fun, except for the vasectomy
even then, why should I care if someone else gets a vasectomy?

>> No.13342084

>>13342020
>eurochad cities are amazing
lol no

>> No.13342085

I live in a rural Texas town and it FUCKING SUCKS!! Literally only the worst people move here, everyone worth a penny leaves for the city as soon as they can.

>> No.13342088

>>13342020
>eurochad cities are amazing
ly infested with North Africans.

>> No.13342089

>>13342010
>janny when evaluating somebody else's post

Meanwhile..

>post thread about how to tell when fruit is ripe

Haha not cooking bro, banned, this van will expire in 2 days because I'm a chickenshit and can't be exposed

>> No.13342093

>>13342089
Jannies make the offtopic posts. It's the only reasonable explanation.

>> No.13342096

i went to a barcade in richmond once when i was visiting my friend. not awful but not much to do desu. the beer was nice but we had more fun just drinking at home reminiscing about old days

>> No.13342150

Only soulless bugmen live in cities

>> No.13342154

>>13342150
spoken like a true hillbilly

>> No.13342158

>>13342089
Remember when we couldn’t even mention Japanese food for like a year because of an assblasted flyover mod?

>> No.13342198

>>13342154
thank you for the compliment.

>> No.13342203

>>13342089
/ck/ jannies seem to have a stick up their ass. out of all the boards I go to it seems that /ck/ jannies are the only ones on a power trip

>> No.13342308

>>13342096
Barcades suck. They use the existence of the bar to justify having only a couple of shitty games. Dedicated arcades are better.

>> No.13342317

>>13342308
yeah we played a few games but ended up wrapping up early and geting some bbq

>> No.13342701

>>13341772
Waiters, Wagies, Etc…
They hate you. Don’t have conversations, or indulge them in any way. Ignore expect when ordering. Don’t hesitate to correct, and if they bite walk away. If you feel weird at any point walk away.

Attire:
Always be clean, stylish, but comfy.
White collared Shirt
Nice thin cotton pants.
Comfy Chinese Shoes.

Women:
Incapable of independent thoughts
Ignore unless they wanna fuck.


Racism:
The world tries to say this is wrong, but the reality is racism is a very
accurate, efficient and free way to improve your day to day life.


People don’t have ideas and are not capable of rational thought (including you!)… They have beliefs.
Never discuss anything with them, because if a belief is questioned they become vitriol.
Never discuss anything unless in intimate environment.

The second someone you don’t know intimately tries to talk about to you about religion, money or politics say:
“I don’t get into serious conversations with {women, poor people(white), coloreds, asians}”

Whites are narcissists
Use technology to filter out the morons.
Ex: Never go into a store and ask for help, just shop online.

Browns are morons and snap under little pressure
Keep it stupid simple.
Don’t get into potential stressful scenarios,
EX: never board a plane with predominantly brown passengers.

*White and Brown apply to Asians swell.

>> No.13342795

>Barcade
>Playing video games in public
>As a fucking “adult” human being

Oh dear God...

>> No.13342856

>>13342017
>game suck
>would rather talk
Yikes

>> No.13342864

>>13341777
It's grade C pasta actually

>> No.13342868

>>13342701
dilate, have sex, commit suicide before your 30th birthday.

People who care about the future are counting on you.

>> No.13342890

>>13342868
Wagie detected. Clean up my poo poos.