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Anonymous Sun Dec 8 18:53:59 2019 No.13338843 [Reply] [Original]

just got an air fryer. what should i cook with it to make my husband love me again? tried to make some wings earlier but they all burnt. i'm crying a little.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 18:54:59 2019 No.13338848 >>13338843 going to try sweet potato fries. i think sweet potato is healthier. just learned today that you blanche the potato first before frying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 18:55:17 2019 No.13338849 >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 18:56:19 2019 No.13338856 turkey heh

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 18:57:22 2019 No.13338862 >>13338856 how do i cook turkey with it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 19:35:04 2019 No.13339014 Marihuana laced brownie bites

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 19:47:39 2019 No.13339066 >>13338843 Even if you're trolling I feel kind of sad reading this

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:04:05 2019 No.13339127 >>13338843 bake his cock properly and he won't care about your cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:08:10 2019 No.13339156 >>13339066 its okay the fries turned out alright. he only had 2 but i think it was a success >>13339127 we don't have sex anymore after i had a breast removed due to cancer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:22:51 2019 No.13339237 >>13338856 >>13338862 what the fuck is this meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:29:46 2019 No.13339269 i once air fried raviolis, they were like blander pizza rolls. i bet they'd be quite nice if you bread em up

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:33:24 2019 No.13339295 >>13339156 Uh how long ago was that

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:35:26 2019 No.13339301 >>13338843 heh

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:36:16 2019 No.13339303 >>13339295 a few months ago, why?

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:41:51 2019 No.13339329
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>>13339303
I've seen some sad shit on 4chan, but a woman asking how to make her husband love her again by way of an air fryer after he's stopped having sex with her due to a cancer related mastectomy is still quite up there.

Anyway fries are great, best fries I've ever had were air fried.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:44:43 2019 No.13339349 Put your dick in it maybe your husband will like it

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:46:46 2019 No.13339360
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>>13339329
>I've seen some sad shit on 4chan, but a woman asking how to make her husband love her again by way of an air fryer after he's stopped having sex with her due to a cancer related mastectomy is still quite up there.

At least you can rest well at night knowing it's fiction.

But it is believable and that really hurts me for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:53:29 2019 No.13339398 >>13339329 >>13339360 >implying you wouldn't get sick of a constantly depressed wife who can't cook and has a mutilated body

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:55:27 2019 No.13339408 File: 61 KB, 540x537, 1574031363236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339398 Real life is just sad, sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 20:58:51 2019 No.13339428 >>13339398 Well you're not wrong, given the typical age of onset for breast cancer, OP ought to be able to cook some decent meals already. Cancer is a bitch though.

Anonymous Sun Dec 8 21:04:42 2019 No.13339455

>>13339398
I think if I'd been married to someone for a while, the strange new bare patch where a breast used to be would be an invigorating change of pace. Imagine kissing her chest across that space, then up over the solitary remaining breast, then down over the other side after pausing briefly to suckle her nipple.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 21:18:03 2019 No.13339533 >>13339455 fucking disgusting, gas all incels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 21:20:54 2019 No.13339551 >>13338843 put your other tit in the air fryer and cut your hair short.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 21:23:44 2019 No.13339565 File: 58 KB, 540x960, 1574534316106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338848 >hear all good stuff about sweet potato >finally find it in grocery as imported product >its just a fat carrot Too sweet in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 21:53:26 2019 No.13339713 >>13339565 you're just a fat carrot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 21:59:46 2019 No.13339742 >>13339398 I'd be quite compassionate towards her considering I'm constantly depressed myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 22:01:51 2019 No.13339754 I hope it's fake. It doesn't sound super unbelievable though which makes it kind of sad. If it's real I feel for you. Hope things get better. I really do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 22:12:09 2019 No.13339796 op here its all fake u all got dabbed on

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 22:14:36 2019 No.13339809 >>13339565 The light-yellow ones are better than the bright-orange ones. The purple-flesh/white-inside ones are probably the best. The entirely purple ones are a memefood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 22:17:02 2019 No.13339820 >>13338843 Men are simple. Just touch his penor a bit. If that doesn't work and he doesn't tell you what the problem is then you should ask yourself some questions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 22:26:21 2019 No.13339858 >>13339796 No one actually believed you, m8.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 22:34:16 2019 No.13339893 >>13338856 Heh

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 22:47:41 2019 No.13339934 >>13338843 air fry some corn oil

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 22:56:47 2019 No.13339955 >>13339742 >boo hoo im such a sad first worlder i make too much money and my neighborhood is too safe but i want a new iphone!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 23:02:49 2019 No.13339977 >>13338843 HEH HEH HEH TURKEY HEH HEH HEH HEH TURGEY HEH HEH HEH HEH TUUUURRGIEEE HEH HEH HEH TURKEY HEH A HEH WHOLE HEH TURKEY H H EEEE H H H H E H H HHHH EEEE HHHH H H E H H H H EEEE H H

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 23:07:59 2019 No.13339994 Onion rings, OP. Onion rings will bring the love back to your marriage. Works every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 23:23:06 2019 No.13340070 >>13338856 heh >>13339977 unheh

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 8 23:24:36 2019 No.13340081 heh

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 00:18:54 2019 No.13340255 >>13339565 Where do you live that sweet potato is hard to find?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 00:21:19 2019 No.13340259 >>13339955 Depression isn't about having a reason to be sad. It is a psychological illness. But it can be treated, unlike your stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 06:18:59 2019 No.13341112 >>13338843 OP do this >>13339820 but also desperate times call for desperate measures...stick your finger in his butt

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 06:21:55 2019 No.13341122 >>13338843 frozen chicken nuggets we know it's you anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 06:23:08 2019 No.13341124 >>13339455 cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 07:19:01 2019 No.13341209 >>13338843 Wow, my wife's son's father got upset at me the other evening for burning the fries while using their air fryer, so now I have to use the neighbors wifi. Be careful with that thing, OP. It can f*** with relationships big time-o!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 07:22:01 2019 No.13341215 >>13339329 This is an old troll post, but I agree that the “truth in fiction” aspect still makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 07:26:31 2019 No.13341222 File: 178 KB, 1200x1126, 1575425719885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338843 >110v >12 amps >fry ho-ookay anon lol >>13339565 >its just a fat carrot kek >>13339713 >you're just a fat carrot. kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 08:05:53 2019 No.13341286 >>13338856 >>13338862 >>13339237 >>13339893 >>13339977 >>13340070 >>13340081 Try a whole turkey, heh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 09:35:31 2019 No.13341484 Go back to making stir fry. You hubby said he loves it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 09:38:02 2019 No.13341492 >>13339455 kys honestly dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 9 09:55:48 2019 No.13341532 >>13338843 >what should i cook with it to make my husband love me again? Honey, you don't need to cook stuff, you need to suck his dick. A lot. Keep his balls drained and he'll stay home.

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